Find the Perfect Fit

Belle de Jour describes her dealings with all kinds of ‘non-standard issue’ penises in 'The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl':
‘Penises can be strange for many reasons,’ she says. ‘They might have an unusual length-to-width ration, or curve in a funny way, or remind you of your father’s brother’s penchant for turtle-neck jumpers. In fact, there are probably more strange than unstrange ones. This gives the old man quite a scope for personality…’

So here's a few tips in finding a perfect fit:


If your Partner is on the Small Side…
In man-on-top sex positions such as the missionary position, put a pillow under your bottom and raise your legs for maximum stimulation.
Deeper penetration is possible with a bottom-up rear-entry position, for example where you’re standing up but bent over.

When lying on your stomach, keep your legs together to give him a tighter fit.

In the woman on top position, move in circles to prevent him slipping out of you.

If your Partner is on the Large Side….
Hold off on allowing your partner to penetrate you until you’re fully aroused from oral sex or fingering – your vagina lubricates and lengthens towards the end of sexual arousal to make entry more snug.
In the woman-on-top position, put your one foot flat on the bed instead of straddling him. This allows for better movement and depth control. You will find more woman-on-top sex positions here.

Experiment with thrusting – a fast shallow rhythm may be a more comfortable option.


And the winners are….
Here are just a few great sex positions for you to try...

Doggie-Style
About 89 per cent of men in a recent Cosmopolitan poll revealed that their favourite sex position is doggie-style. Firstly, it gives them a killer view of your rear end which, you may be pleased to know, looks at its most attractive from that angle. Leaning over smooths out any padding and highlights the arch in your back. Your partner also gets to appreciate the sight of his penis moving in and out of you, with an added bonus of a tight fit and greater friction.
Not to be outdone in the pleasure-department, women profit from rear-entry too. It’s one of the best positions for orgasm due to easy access to your clitoris by either one of you. Many women swear that it’s the best way to stimulate the G-spot too.


69
Head-to-pelvis sex positions enable you and your partner to give and receive sex simultaneously.
The challenge is to get into the 69 position in one smooth, elegant move. Start by slowly kissing your way down your partner’s body. As you near his penis, slide around so you’re lying on your side with your head facing his feet. Gently prod him to lie on his side too, so that your mouths face each other’s privates.

This side-by-side variation is low on effort and mutually rewarding.

Pelvic Tilt
The pelvic tils is also a favorite sex position of many couples.
Your partner kneels with his knees apart while you lie on your back with your legs facing him. Grip his waist with your thighs. He then pulls your lower body upwards and towards him. Instead of the usual back and forth or in an out, have your partner ‘stir’ his penis inside you, moving in slow, steady circles.


Merry-Go-Round
Straddling your man, lower yourself onto his penis. With his hands on your thighs and yours on his waist, move your hips in a circular motion.

Lusty Lotus
Get your man to sit up and cross his legs Indian-style. Straddle him, guiding his penis inside you. Tuck your feet behind him. With arms around his neck as he holds your hips, rock back and forth.

Reverse Squat
Squat on a chair with your back to your partner. Have him enter you from behind, and use your knees as little springs to work with his thrusting.

I volunteer to help demonstrate these positions. Do you think we need a little practice first ?

Who said this site wasn't an educational one?

Wow..I guess I am in that 11%. Doggie is ok, but I find very hard to get off in that position. Missionary or lying ont he stomach I find much more pleasurable.

Lets do it!! I do pilates twice a week..So I am pretty flexible for being so tall (-:

Doggy Style seems to always work!

I love Doggie Style...Or Missionary (-:

U got it Cowboy (-:

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The best is me on top of you!!!!

as a cowboy would have thought you might like reverse cowgirl!

Oh boy, that is hot, the tatas boucing to my heart's delight.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Or you sittin on my face Jayden what a view that will be!!

Mmm. Where to begin?

You may the first bunny to state that missionary is one her fave postions!

Tamela! You keep coming up with more and more hot photos! I am in serious lust!

Yeeee Haw! yep yep!! lol

We are waiting for our ride Cowboy...ready when u are!

My fav position would def me on top! great work out too! but i like to do at least 3 positions

Reverse Cowgirl works everytime:)

i would love to see you in action..u look so sweet and demure..and I am sure that your wild side comes out in the bedroom Love your tushy!!

Missionary not very creative..but its very intimate and i love it..I almost always cum that way.

Good to know!!

I find that missionary is the best fit for me

Funny Slang for SEX: Can also be used to rename ur fav positions too lol

Doing the nasty, Hide the salami,bone, get some, get down, rock, ball, ride, rut, shag, bonk, boink, makin' bacon, bump uglies, horizontal hokey pokey, stir the macaroni, puttin' on the ritz, nooner (if at mid-day), hide the salami, ride the baloney pony, dork, rail, hit-in, horizontal mambo, Ride The Horsey, Loading The Cargo, Sink The Ship, Plant Your Tree, Play Ball, Foo-Foo, Downloading Your Software, Rocking The Boat, The Old In-And-Out, Hit The Bull's-Eye

5 Sexy Moves for Women that You’ve Never Tried

The Sparkling Blowjob
Things You’ll Need
Glass of Champagne

Here is The Sparkling BJ works. Get your man naked. That should be simple enough. Get on your knees in front of him. Hold a big sip of champagne in your mouth without swallowing it.

Now, put your lips on the tip of his penis, which should be erect at this point. Slowly but surely, take his penis into your mouth as far as you can go. Here’s the fun part: Start swishing that champagne around in your mouth. The little bubbles from the champagne will start going crazy, and so will your man. Keep going until he “pops” like the champagne bottle you’re drinking from.

If this is a little too kinky for you, drink a few glasses of that champagne before you try this!

The Ice Cream Cone of Pleasure
Things You’ll Need
A waffle cone and a can of whipped topping.

Have your man lie down on his back, naked of course. Take a bite out of the bottom of the cone, making sure its big enough to put his penis through. Insert his penis through the bottom of the cone, then spray on the whipped topping. Now you’re ready to have some dessert!

Slowly lick the whipped topping, being as sexy as possible (not that this isn’t sexy enough) Eventually you’ll get to the delicious center when you can start pleasing your man orally. Keep nibbling away, and sucking when more of the penis is revealed. Soon enough, he’ll explode!

Pass the can of whipped topping to your man and see what he can come up with!

Very Blueberry
Things You’ll Need
Frozen blueberries

Have your man lie down on the bed, naked. Put a couple of those cold blueberries in your mouth, and then start pleasuring your man orally. Use your tongue to keep the blueberries around the tip of your man’s penis. This should feel like a lot of tongue rings at once for your man!

The colder the blueberries are, the more sensual it will feel for him. As they thaw out, you can swallow the blueberries and finish off your man. Or you can keep them in your mouth until he orgasms, then swallow it all.

Waffleman
Things You’ll Need
Bottle of maple syrup.

Basically what you do is get your man naked and have him lie down on his back. Stand over him and slowly pour the maple syrup all over his penis and thighs. You don’t want to pour too much though, otherwise you’ll be left with a sticky mess.

Get down on your man and use your tongue to lick off all of the maple syrup. Start with his legs and move in until you’ve reached the penis. Take your time, because the syrup is going to be quite sticky. The intense suction will drive your man wild. When you’ve reached the penis, keep sucking until he climaxes. You can keep adding more to the penis while you’re doing it. It all depends on how much you love maple syrup. We know he will after this.

Fruit Blow Up
Things You’ll Need
Your favorite flavor of Fruit-Roll-Up, or similar product.

Have your man lie down naked on his back. Lick and kiss his penis, balls, and body to get him erect. Once he’s erect, wrap the fruit roll up around his member. You can lick one end of it to make it stick.

This will make a blowjob a lot tastier for you! Start at the top, and keep sucking away at the fruit roll. It will slowly dissolve in your mouth, so keep going down and down until the fruit roll is all gone. Finish your man off until he cums.

Very sexy post! Great tips in here!

Thanks Katie..I love those knee high socks...So sweet and sexy u are!!!!

where do you come up with these?

I do my research (-: I am bit of a dork lol

I'm thinkin any position with Tamela would be one of the best ones

I love doin different positions..jayden and I need practice too!! i am sure you will assist and direct us right Kev?

Wonderful post Tamela......

Is anybody else getting warm in here???

It very hot in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to jump in the pool!

I will do my best to offer advice darlin

Yay

Holy Crap that's Hot...(LOL)

Hmm, do you think that an alternate name for this would be blueberries and cream?

Let the research begin Yaaayy!!

Hot and FUN!!!!!

I am confident we would have fun doing anything together...

PS Where did u find a sock dress?

Strawberries..or whatever berries u like!!

Very very cute..we all cracked up and clapped when Laci opened it. You are so thoughtful!!

I think this thread by Tamela the Sexpert needs a bump.

Here's hoping that the title literally means the best sex positions with Tamela Lee.

Ah ha..I couldt agree more

OMG after reading these I can't even concentrate on work.

Not a bad thing, but DAMN!!!! Miss Tamela we will have some things

to "work" on when I see you.

Awesome

I gotta ask, would there be a bad sex position with Tamela? I am gonna say not a chance, but I will do my best to find out soon

you, Stacy, and Karissa should tell me what you like best so that I can um....well......you know

I can't wait to try some with you

We will..dont you worry about a thing!!!

Mine too

Love that post

Awe..Jayla..So glad we are friends...You are a sexy hot new bunny!!!!

I like several positions

Lotus
Rocking scissors
Doggy-style
Sideways 69
Spoon

Have to say all have advantages and allow for lots of energy transfer and allow for leverage points for both partners.

Sounds fun..i cant wait

Looking forward to it so much Tamela

yet, I'm gonna be worried about my safety hehe

Don't be worried..u are in safe hands!!!! MINE

Me too Eric...

Sexiest dork I've ever seen, and I like you just the way you are.

Tamela that workout thread got me thinking, you need to do a post on the 5 best positions that requires above average flexibility. Please?

Awe..u r a sexy dork too I love it!!

bump

I'm super glad we are friends too!!! Keep it sexy

For real yo

I absolutely cannot wait

We'll be waiting

I hope all three of you have the chance to talk about this party

Yes..dont worry..we got you babe

be still my beating heart.....you might have a heart attack with these three gals!

I did my first neopolitan party last night with Jessica Rose (Redhead) and Jayla Conrad(Brunette) and off course I was the vanilla...Lots of fun!!! We added whip cream..chocolate syrup and strawberries...and of course champagne..was sooo much fun. U have a lot in store for you when u come visit!!!

I'm waiting for the best 5 positions that require above average flexibility post. I think you'll be able to come up with mroe than few see you say you're umm quite flexible. Get to studying missy...

oh I'm sure I do! and it think....it's three incredibly sexy blondes I'm going to have my party with! This party is only going to last five minutes at best!

LOL come study with me..and take notes!!!

u will have fun just watching us play!!!

If you're playing the role of contortionist in the bedroom, then I'm not sure I would be able to do much thinking let alone taking notes.

WOW !!!! Yes that would be something delightful to be in on.

The real contornationist is Jayla and Alexis Fire..those girls are like pretzels!!!

I cant wait to see you honey

Might be cool but I think you're probably plenty flexible for me. Plus I want you all to myself cause I'm greedy like that.

U got it Jay Jay

You probably want to have your way with me anyways.

I want us both to be very happy

With you, there's no way I couldn't be anything but happy. Just hope I can make you happy.

AWWWWWEEEEE!!! Which is your favorite position Jay Jay??

The merry-go-round sure sounds like a fun ride. Then again you could just get a little crazy and see if you can do the splits. I guess I'll just have to wait until you're done with me to know.

And If I need some help..I will pull Jayla in to show us some tricks

Oh my, how did I miss this?

Well Tamela, I hope you have plenty of cushions ready for me after reading the first post.

I like this one

Doggie style is one of my favs!!!

Its ok..I forgive you

Tamela Lee wrote:

Doggie style is one of my favs!!!

Nice. *making mental note*

Any position with Tamela would be a great one to find myself in.