Late last week I made my 5th terrific trip to the ranch, staying there for three days. I stayed again in one of the suites in back, the same one I had stayed in on my second trip back in June of last year. For this trip I basically made two appointments (though I had left the times somewhat open-ended and flexible) with ladies I had partied with previously to cover Thursday and Saturday and decided to play Friday by ear and party with a few new ladies. This also pretty much marks my first multi-day trip where I DIDN'T have any airline problems! Woooo!

On Thursday afternoon I arrived at the ranch. As I walked in they were in the middle of a tea party, but as I had an outdate planned with Barbie she took me on back to my suite. So I could get settled. We then hopped on over to her room to discuss how much time we'd be spending and what we wanted to do. We ended up deciding on a dinner cruise on Lake Tahoe. Barbie called up to make the reservation and while she spoke with the guy I couldn't help but make quiet little sarcastic comments poking fun at some of the guy's comments. Fortunately we were able to keep from laughing loudly enough for him to hear it. We ended up with a reservation on the MS Dixie II for a little later that evening. Since we had some time before we'd have to leave, we took care of booking the party and headed back to the suite for a little play time. By the time we were finished it was time to clean up and head down (or is it up? who knows!) to Tahoe. As we got close to the marina there was a long line of cars already alongside the road, so rather than risk not being able to find parking we just pulled over at the first spot and walked. Of course as we got closer it became very apparent that there was plenty of parking right next to the marina. DOH! Oh well... we got our tickets, boarded the boat, and took some time to explore it. The boat has about 3 decks or so including a couple bars, a music hall (with dance floor), and a dinner hall. As the boat departed the marina we stopped by the bar to grab a few drinks. Since I'm kind of a stickler about drinking any alcohol when I'm driving, I ended up having a virgin strawberry daquiri, and Barbie got a regular one. Of course, when the bartender set them down he gave me the alcoholic one. I think he laughed when we switched the drinks and he realized I was the wimp with the virgin daquiri. We strolled about the ship alternating between enjoying the view from the outside decks to hanging out inside where the music was playing. It was pretty chilly outside, afterall, and in our infinite wisdom neither of us thought to bring a jacket. The musician, who Barbie nicknamed "Smiley" because of his constantly warm smile, played a number of fun tunes while sometimes strolling through the crowd while playing. It was very entertaining. After a little bit we approached a cove and found a few kids on the shore in the distance waving to those of us on the boat. It was cute. All of a sudden they turned around, dropped their pants, and mooned us all! LOL Everyone started clapping and laughing and I'm pretty sure I saw some camera flashes go off. Soon after the kids took off and ran away. I have no idea where they came from, but they sure went to a lot of effort to come there to moon us! I can only assume it's the duty of past passengers to wait for future cruises to arrive and to moon those future passengers. Barbie seemed quite keen on the idea, so watch out... if she ever wants to take you to that cove you'd better watch yourself! After we turned around and departed the cove it was about time for dinner. We made our way down to the dinner hall and awaited our food. We were each treated to a dinner of shrimp cocktail, ceasar salad, stuffed chicken, and a delicious three-layer chocolate mousse. mmmm. After dinner we hung out in the dance hall again and shared a few dances along with a number of other couples on the boat. It was so great. The time almost seemed to fly by and we found ourselves back at the marina. We returned to the car walking through almost pitch black to get there... our path lit only by the residual light of my iPhone. We headed back to the ranch, returned to our suite, and had some more fun before spending some time in the hot tub. By that point we had approached the end of our party, so we got cleaned up and headed back into the lounge to chill until it was Barbie's bed time. I hung out in the lounge for maybe an hour after she left, but got tired pretty quickly on account of my lack of sleep the night before. I retired to my room where I slept so soundly.

On Friday morning I headed back out to the parlor and met up with Barbie for a little bit. By this point I had seen a few of the ladies who were at the ranch currently and had a pretty good idea who I wanted to get to know and possibly end up partying with. I met Mixie Rose, one of the ladies I was interested in talking to. Mixie is an adorable 18 year old lady. She's so cute and fun to talk to. We talked for a little while and then I asked if she'd like to go to her room and talk. I think with newcomers the ladies are more likely to ask the guy, but those of us who've been there a few times I assume perhaps they know we know how things work so they let us take care of it. I'm usually the one asking the ladies if they want to talk about partying (versus the other way around) and I prefer that... but I digress. Mixie and I headed to her room to discuss the party and things went smoothly as usual. She grabbed a few things and we headed out to my suite and I had a fantastic time (and I sure hope she did, too!) After we partied I, without thinking, asked her if she wanted a drink. She reminded me she wasn't old enough and I laughed at my oversight. Sometimes I forget not all of the ladies are over 21. We headed up to the big hot tub up front and spent some time relaxing and talking.

After my party with Mixie, I hung out in the parlor talking to a few ladies including Mixie. At one point someone had a lineup and after the ladies were walking back I took the opportunity to ask Bunny Love if she was interested in heading to her room and talking. In somewhat unusual form for me, I didn't end up chatting with Bunny too much before heading back to her room, however I'd noticed her even before my first trip to the ranch and over time saw here on the boards that we had a lot of similar tastes already. We headed back and negotiated the party which was very easy and smooth. While we were in the middle of partying I could not resist making a television show reference that had popped into my head a while back that I knew she would get. We both started cracking up right in the middle of the party and we couldn't stop giggling. She eventually recovered, but I realize there was a price to pay for that joke as for the rest of the party it was stuck in my head. I learned something important... I guess my brain can handle humor and sex, but not really both at the same time. Doh #2! Eventually I managed to get it out of my head completely and focus back on the party, but the extra delay I introduced kept us from having time to hang out in the hot tub afterwards. Oh well, I still think it was totally worth it and the joke I made had the benefit of having never been done. haha Bunny and I spent a little while talking about some of our shared interests and laughing together.

Afterwards I hung out in the parlor again for a while talking to the ladies. Later that evening I got to talking to Sunny Lane who was wearing this amazing two piece with black lace and purple bra and panties. I had talked to Sunny a little bit on two prior trips and I knew I wanted to party with her sometime. Luckily for me, this was sometime! Sunny is so sweet and seductive; she knows exactly how to please a man. We took a trip back to her room to negotiate and then headed out back to my suite. Sunny knows exactly how to use her body and it felt incredible even before either of us even had taken any clothes off! The time literally flew by as we played. It was hot and heavy!

I chilled in the lounge for a little while talking with Sunny, Barbie, and some of the staff. Eventually Barbie and Sunny had to go to bed and I only lasted about an hour after that before I did the same. I awoke the next morning to a knock on the door and stumbled out of bed to find Sunny at the door. She had a beautiful signed poster for me that she wanted to give me quickly before she left. I'll tell you, waking up and seeing Sunny first thing in the morning was a fantastic treat... the only way it could have been nicer would be to wake up with her right in bed. Maybe another time. . . . I thanked her for the poster and crawled back into bed.

I awoke again a few hours later and after cleaning up headed out to the parlor to chill. I had an appointment with Veronica a few hours later, so I was eagerly waiting for that. I hung out with a few of the ladies including Mixie and Chey. At one point Suzette asked me if I'd help her hang a picture in her office for her, which I was more than happy to do. I'd been drafted! haha Afterwards I heard that Vanessa was having trouble with her TV/DVD player, so they asked if I could help her with it. We headed back to her room where I tested it out and it worked for me. I handed the remote back to her and it didn't work. As I watched her press the Input button to switch from TV to DVD, I asked, "Are you left handed?" "Yes," she replied. "Try holding it in your right hand." She did and instantly it worked. We both started laughing and I pointed out that it looks like when you hold it in your left hand you're more likely to accidentally hit two adjacent buttons at the same time which is why it didn't work. It was too funny. I walked back out to the parlor and triumphantly claimed that I had fixed the problem.

A few hours later Veronica arrived and I helped her bring her belongings to her room. We sat down and very easily negotiated an outdate with a little bit of play before and after. We headed back to my suite and things got hot. After we partied for a little bit we started looking for restaurants for dinner and Suzette recommended Duke's, a steak house in the Fandango Casino. I said, "When Suzette recommends someplace, that's where you go!" So we headed out to the steak house, but when we got there it wasn't open for dinner yet. So we spent about 30 minutes hanging out in the casino playing slots and chatting. I lost $20, and Veronica won $8.50! Go her! We got back to Duke's right after it opened and got a seat quickly. So many excellent choices on the menu! We ended up ordering a few appetizers including escargot. For those of you who've never had it, it's essentially cooked snails. Sounds nasty, but I love em! Veronica had never tried it, but she knew what it was and was willing to try it. She took one bite and made that face that every woman makes when they've just eaten something that doesn't feel right in their mouth. haha. She carefully put the piece into a napkin and set it aside, but worried that the waiter might find it by accident. I replaced her napkin using one of the napkins underneath an appetizer. Of course we ended up with the most attentive waiter in the world who looked at our table and, noticing the odd number of napkins now on the table, started collecting the extra napkins and making sure we each had one. Veronica now started cracking up at the prospect of having the waiter find the half-eaten piece of escargot. I have a talent for keeping from laughing (which helps when I'm joking around with people sometimes) which I put to use lest the waiter realize something was up. The waiter also pointed out we had a lot of forks on this one plate. I took the opportunity to glance at the plate and start laughing to try to convince the waiter that she had been laughing at the forks, not the napkins. So clever! Well, fortunately, the waiter didn't find the escargot and we got off embarassment-free, though it was certainly a hilarious experience that I won't soon be forgetting. We talked and joked over dinner. Afterwards we headed back to the ranch and to my suite for a little more fun. Afterwards we hung out in the big hot tub for awhile before heading back to the suite again. We had some more fun and approached the end of our party. We headed back to the parlor and hung out there together for the rest of the night. Things were pretty busy and it was nice to all the ladies out having fun and guys coming in for lineups. I specifically remember Michelina was wearing this black lace outfit that was SO hot! (Am I sucker for black lace or something? I'm starting to think so!) Eventually I got tired and unfortunately had to go to bed. It was quickly dawning on me that this was the end of my trip and I was disappointed to see it end.

The next morning I awoke, got cleaned up, and headed to the parlor to say some goodbyes. Unfortunately not too many people were around. I got to say goodbye to Bailey and Katie. Katie asked if I knew when I'd be back and I told her hopefully in another 6 months. I sure hope so! I headed off to the airport as I've done before. This had been such an excellent trip and I was feeling so content that it clouded out any feelings of disappointment at having to leave.


Dennis: Thank you again for your hospitality. As always you're the master of making people feel welcome.

Suzette: I was so happy to see you again! I didn't want to disturb you much since you're so dedicated and hard-working and always have an eye out for what's best!

Heather: It was great to meet you! and again...no...I don't work there even if it sometimes seems like I do. I envy how you get to experience Trek as a relative newcomer! Best of luck at the ranch!

Katie: I love you, you're so funny! Watching you sneak up on Suzette like that was great!

Carol Ann: It's always a treat to see you.

Rhonda: I remember you briefly from my last trip... thanks a lot for calling the lineup last time while I was STILL IN THE BATHROOM! haha I can't remember the driver's name, but watching you and he dole out the insults against each other was so funny.

Chey Stone: I loved getting to talk to you. You have such a great combination of sass and humor. You remind me of one of my friends and I hope you're there on my next trip because I would enjoy partying.

Paris Michaels: I remember talking to you briefly on my past trips, but we had much more time to talk on this trip. You're beautiful, intelligent, and warm. Had it not already been my final party I seriously wanted to party with you. It was an oversight that will not be made on my next trip.

Michelina: I don't think I saw you there until late Friday! I wish I had seen you in the parlor earlier, I'd love to party! and your outfit Saturday night was AMAZING! ...and I don't go out of my way to compliment outfits a lot, either. If you see me on my next trip in the future, definitely hit me up!

Bailey: We will party eventually. I won't say when... it will be a surprise! When you're least suspecting it... mwa ha ha!

Logan: As I flew home from my trip they were handing out roasted nuts on the flight. It reminded me of what you told me about food alergies on flights. They really need to do something and make provisions for people with bad allergies!

Great report, as always!

It almost seems that (except for your unplanned trip #4) you have your trips a few weeks before I take mine. Perhaps one day we'll be there at the same time and I can buy you a drink.

I'd enjoy getting to meet you. I forgot to include it in my report, but I actually met Bigre briefly while I was there this time.

Excellent Report again Changeling. Glad that you had another fantastic time.

It was incredible. It's still a shame I couldn't make it out for St. Pogus, but it was well worth the wait! It's kind of funny when I talk to ladies that have been there less time than me. Eventually I'm going to flip things around and ask them if THEY want a tour of the ranch! haha

Also funny was Heather, one of the new hostesses, not being able to tell at first whether I worked there or whether I was a customer since I was getting along so well with everyone.

What a great report from a great trip you partyed with some awesome ladies glad you had a great time

Thanks, Kevin, I appreciate it. I always enjoy partying with some of the ladies I've had fun with before, plus I always enjoy meeting and getting to party with a few ladies I have not. That's the only way you meet new people!

Thank you so much for the kind words! I had the time of my life and cannot wait to see you again! And I am still laughing and telling that Escargot story to everyone!

Always willing,
Veronica

Thank you. I hope you've also gotten to read my past reports, too. For anyone interested the first one is here and there are links to each subsequent report at the bottom.

Thanks a lot Changling. I really appreciate the time and effort you put into writing your review. You have no idea how informative it is for guys like me who are about to have their first visit.

Changeling,

Kudos to you on yet another stellar trip for you and for another fantastic report. Thank you for sharing. That was indeed awesome.

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Sounds like paradise to me!!!

It was definitely paradise, I had a fun time

Always Willing

Veronica

I remembered changling like it was yesterday.

thank you for all the sweet words i had a great time getting to know you and i am excited to see you again soon xoxoxoxoxoxo

-Mixie

Now that's one hell of a trip, I give you mad props for planning this one out. Wow sounds like a fantastic time, can't go wrong with those five beautiful girls!

thank u baby. Changling where r u...we miss u....there are alot of new bunnies you should come have a couple of parties like u used u. I miss ur crazy ass....he he.

We definitely had a blast!

Wow what a party.