For the better part of two years, I’ve been cruising this website and these boards, wishing and hoping that I could make a trip happen for my wife and me. I followed the advice of the veteran ranch visitors and PM’d and e-mailed a few of these beautiful women with varying degrees of success…some responded, some didn’t, most were very nice, etc. I kept coming back to one, though, who always responded and just had a “sweet” quality that was just extraordinarily attractive to me.

Now my wife prefers brunettes generally, but when I showed her Anna’s e-mails and her pictures, there was no convincing left to do. Anna was the one.

I proceeded to do my “due diligence,” reading the boards and checking the Ranch Reports, all of which were raves about Ms. Suvari. So we set our appointment.

Nerves? You bet. Then I get an e-mail: “Now that it’s officially past midnight, today is the big day! Can’t wait to see you…” Oh…my…god…

We arrive at the ranch and sit in the car for a while. Are we going in? Really?? This is it??? (Ring the bell twice. Ask for Anna. Ring the bell twice. Ask for Anna. Remember to breathe.)

A very nice lady meets us and tells us she’ll get Anna for us. We have a seat in the parlor and who’s the next girl we meet? Sophie. And her stuffed carrot…which she insists you throw for her to fetch. Yes, Sophie is a border collie mix, I would guess. She helped calm us a bit.

While we’re playing with Sophie, somebody comes up behind me and says, “Hi.” I look up and I am literally stunned at this tall, beautiful woman standing in front of me. You hear about someone taking your breath away, but I literally lost my breath for a second. (The only other time that ever happened to me was when Kim Alexis [the supermodel] walked two feet in front of me at a hockey game about fifteen years ago.) We sat and talked for a bit and everything you’ve read about her putting you at ease is absolutely true. We forgot about being nervous and just spent time with this interesting and exciting young woman.

Then came time for the tour and I have to tell you, I don’t remember much about it. I’m walking with the second most beautiful woman I’ve ever personally known (second only to my wife) and we’re passing other beautiful girls, some I recognize, some I don’t, but all gorgeous.

You can guess what happens next. Others have remarked how negotiations with Anna are a breeze and they’re right. The thing is, they’re a breeze because you’re sitting there on the bed with this gorgeous woman who’s aiming this incredible smile at you. She could have said, “A zillion dollars…,” I would have said, “Here’s my credit card,” and negotiating deals is a huge part of what I do for a living. (She didn’t say “a zillion,” she just could have. I think she was very fair.)

I can’t give you details about what happened after that, not out of any great sense of privacy or shyness, but because I literally can’t. I am not nearly a skilled enough writer to describe it to you and even if I could, I’m not sure you’d believe me. It has to be experienced. Let’s just say that Anna was extremely attentive to both of us.

Afterward, we took pictures (thanks to Maya for her help) and on our way back from her room, Anna asks if we’d like to hang out. Is she kidding? I bought her a drink and we sat and talked. I forced myself to leave after she finished her drink, otherwise, we might still be there.

In my thank you e-mail to Anna, I asked her if she ever stopped to think that the interaction she has with people will stay with them for the rest of their lives. It’s an awesome responsibility when you think about it, yet she carries it off impeccably. This was definitely a life highlight for us.

This may sound silly to some, but as great as the sex was, the time spent talking with her was at least as good. My wife used the word “lovely” (which she acknowledged is an old-fashioned word) to describe her and she wasn’t just referring to her physical beauty.

There’s only one negative I can think of for choosing Anna for your party. If you think that you might want to party with several different women, you might want to go with Anna last. It’s difficult to imagine having a better time with anyone else. If it’s possible, my head might explode.

Isn't it fun seeing what all the fuss is about? Cheers!

Oh....yeah.... We owe you guys for sending us to Anna. Big time. Cheers indeed.

oldFLguy, you have a wonderful way with words. I am truly touched and humbled by the sentiment within them. That you and your lovely wife enjoyed yourselves as much as I did means everything. I'm so glad I had the opportunity to spend time with you, and I'm very much looking forward to next time!

Kisses,

Anna

hi anna i sent you a message with one more question whenever you get a chance. thanks!

Life isn't fair. Why do I say that? You guys have the coolest wives in the world. I am not afraid to admit that I am envious.

I don't think that sounds silly at all. I think I would treasure those moments as much or more than the physical moments. As for being spoiled for other ladies by choosing Anna first, I'll gladly take that chance.

Who knows? If they'd seen what you did to me, they might be the envious ones.

Boom Siska Boom!!!! OldFLGuy you sure know how to party!!!

Indeed he does! His beautiful wife does as well.

We have the best wives in the world and the best lover, the best of both worlds I would say

You are indeed very fortunate!

lol I am sure!!!!!

great review anna

I'm honored to be a part of your sex lives!

Fun? I believe it will be more than just fun for me. I envision it to be magical and earth shattering.

I won't settle for less!

For you or for me?

For either!

Bring it!! Again and again!

Is that two times? Or three?

Who's counting?

I'm counting on a hot night, at the very least!

With you there, it will be very hot!

Thank you! 'Twas a blast!

Hope I can help make your visit memorable!

Hopefully more! Push me to my limits, Babe!

We have one now thanks to you

Aw, smooches to you both!

You think so?

Quite possibly!

I may just push you beyond.

I'm hoping you do. I want you to be relentless.

Count on it!

Here's hoping we lose count.

We'll gain so much more.

Although I'd like to spend hours, even days with you, even 30 minutes would be blissful!