Worst Pick up Lines. This is supposed to be fun! :)

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

“Hey, I bet nobody’s ever picked you up like this before.” (Tosses condom onto table.)

Kisses,
Skyler

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

kiramathews wrote:

haha love it!

Haha. I love it too.

“Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

Kisses,
Skyler

Spartan Fan · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:38 am

"You don't have aids do you? Because I sure don't want to go through that again."

Dave

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:18 am

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! :roll:

Al

BSMNoVa · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:29 am

(To a group of girls) "Show of hands: who's got low self-esteem, bad judgement, and needs a drink? Anyone? Anyone?"

mixierose · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:24 am

Spartan Fan wrote:

"You don't have aids do you? Because I sure don't want to go through that again."

Dave

GIJen · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:24 am

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

Spartan Fan wrote:

"You don't have aids do you? Because I sure don't want to go through that again."

Dave

OMG. I laughed but I don't think I should've.

Kisses,
Skyler

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

BSMNoVa wrote:

(To a group of girls) "Show of hands: who's got low self-esteem, bad judgement, and needs a drink? Anyone? Anyone?"

Haha. I needed a good Laugh

Kisses,
Skyler

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

BigAlbowski wrote:

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! :roll:

Al

I am so hungry for a Footlong. Can you put it all in?

Kisses,
Skyler

caressakisses · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:54 pm

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

TiffanyMarieLRN · **Joined:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:01 am **Posts:** 60

guy: " hey can I have your number sexy?" me: "um why?" guy: "cus I lost mine"!!

now that made me laugh so hard he got mad and walked away... oops!

spike spiegel · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:34 pm

Are you from Tennessee because you're the only "Ten" "I" "See"

Famous Alicia · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:00 pm **Posts:** 436

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
...haha whatever happened to just a simple hi how are you ? Sheesh just saying . Lol

spike spiegel · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:38 pm

leenalovely · **Joined:** Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:40 pm **Posts:** 2679

"People call me John, but you can call me tonight!" =P

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Kisses,
Skyler

BSMNoVa · **Posted:** Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:36 pm

skylerrain wrote:

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Kisses,
Skyler

"Let's play Pinocchio: you sit on my face and I'll tell lies."

BraveNewWorld · **Joined:** Sun Dec 25, 2011 5:04 pm **Posts:** 31

Want to be my husband for the night? I wasn't sure how to take that pick up line.....but I went.

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

At a swimming pool.....

(points at breasts) "I can't swim. Can I use THOSE as a floatation device?"

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

"Excuse me. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice...I am Matt. What's your name?"

Rickster29 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2012 4:51 pm **Posts:** 143

Two that a I came up with for a screenplay I was writing both of the lines were for a geeky comedic relief character.
"hey there beauty maybe I can be your beast"
"I forgot what I was doing because looking into your eyes gave me amnesia"

Then this one I read online
Let's go to my place and work on my math first we add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and we'll multiply

GIJen · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:53 am

lol wow

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:58 am

Rickster29 wrote:

Let's go to my place and work on my math first we add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and we'll multiply

I love that one. How about....

I love what you are wearing, but it would look better on the floor of my bed room.

I'm a 6, would you like to be the 9?

What is a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine?

mixierose · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:51 pm

thunderstorm wrote:

Rickster29 wrote:

Let's go to my place and work on my math first we add a bed subtract our clothes divide your legs and we'll multiply

I love that one. How about....

I love what you are wearing, but it would look better on the floor of my bed room.

I'm a 6, would you like to be the 9?

What is a nice girl like you, doing in a dirty mind like mine?

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

BSMNoVa wrote:

skylerrain wrote:

Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Kisses,
Skyler

"Let's play Pinocchio: you sit on my face and I'll tell lies."

Mmmmm. Mmmm. Mmm. I wanna fu*k you so bad. You just got me horny with that answer. Usually takes more to turn me on. You can tell all the lies you want.

Kisses and lies,
Skyler

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

"Excuse me. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice...I am Matt. What's your name?"

Cute. I smiled with that one. I think that one would've worked on me to at least chat and have a drink with.

Kisses,
Skyler

VeronicaLake · **Posted:** Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:56 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! :roll:

Al

Haha! That's going to be the only thing I can think of the next time I eat Subway. :shock:

Man- "That shirt is becoming on you."
Woman- "Thank you."
Man- "But if was on you, I'd be coming too."
LOL

TiffanyMarieLRN · **Joined:** Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:01 am **Posts:** 60

VeronicaLake wrote:

BigAlbowski wrote:

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! :roll:

Al

Haha! That's going to be the only thing I can think of the next time I eat Subway. :shock:

Man- "That shirt is becoming on you."
Woman- "Thank you."
Man- "But if was on you, I'd be coming too."
LOL

LOL I LOVE IT

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

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BraveNewWorld wrote:

Want to be my husband for the night? I wasn't sure how to take that pick up line.....but I went.

mmm. I like that. Its always fun to play pretend.

I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

kisses,
Skyler

YakimaFun · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:49 am

Man: So, are you here alone tonight?

Woman: No...I am with Friends!

Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: No...my friend you get upset!

Man: So I take it, a blowjob is out of the question?

kyleataylor · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:23 am

haha... all so funny!

"Hey baby, I have a big elephant in my room... you wanna go for a ride?"

And yes, someone said that to me.

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:19 am

If I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!!! :wink:

(From Family Guy... giggity)

[smilie=i love you1.gif]

Al

mixierose · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:51 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

If I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!!! :wink:

(From Family Guy... giggity)

[smilie=i love you1.gif]

Al

Lol...that's cute!

SmokinAmber · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:02 pm

spike spiegel wrote:

Woah, woah! None of Quagmire's pick up lines deserve to be in "worst"... His lines are GOLDEN!! Giggity goo.

SmokinAmber · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:03 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

If I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!!! :wink:

(From Family Guy... giggity)

[smilie=i love you1.gif]

Al

I think you should be in charge of the alphabet..

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

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"That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. "

"Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine."

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

"Nice boots, wanna fu*k?"

"Nice legs; what time do they open?"

xoxo,
Skyler

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:52 am

Hi. Are you legal? :wink:

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? :twisted:

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. :wink:

Al

WILDMAN1115 · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:03 pm **Posts:** 53

YOU ARE SO HOT YOU WOULD MAKE THE DEVIL SWEAT!

HEY SWEETIE...ARE YOUR LEGS SORE THIS MORNING? BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL NIGHT LONG!

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

Drop a dollar bill on a girl's lap and say "Can I put my mouth where that money is?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your house?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:52 am

Hey baby, let me get One thing straight between us.

mikeyvee · **Posted:** Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:42 am

Heard this one at work..........."Hey, lets go home and watch wrestling, I'll show you my "Finishing Move" :roll:

I think I took six asprin, after hearing that one! :lol:

Rickster29 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2012 4:51 pm **Posts:** 143

here's one that always gets me slapped in the face

"hi i'm Ricky what's your name?"

That one never works

just joking about the getting slapped part

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

BigAlbowski wrote:

Hi. Are you legal? :wink:

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more? :twisted:

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. :wink:

Al

Love it. Mild does do the body good

And I could always use one extra bone in my body

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it."

"Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I'm going Klingon to you!"

xoxo,
Skyler

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:29 am

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose. Take off your clothes.

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

[smilie=i love you1.gif]

Al

mixierose · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:35 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose. Take off your clothes.

Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?

[smilie=i love you1.gif]

Al

piglet · **Posted:** Sun Jul 22, 2012 2:54 pm

You have amazing legs "!! One problem though there not wrapped around my head

mixierose · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:26 pm

piglet wrote:

You have amazing legs "!! One problem though there not wrapped around my head

I could fix that for you. :twisted:

piglet · **Posted:** Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:00 pm

mixierose wrote:

piglet wrote:

You have amazing legs "!! One problem though there not wrapped around my head

I could fix that for you. :twisted:

Oh I know you could honey :wink:

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:40 am

Do you want to see something swell? :twisted:

[Grab her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken? :shock:

Al

HBKPunk · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:05 am

From the classic TV show Wings:

"Baby you got it all: face, boobs, and caboose!"

:lol:

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

This one made me giggle.

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.''

xoxo,
Skyler

Rickster29 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2012 4:51 pm **Posts:** 143

Do you work in a super market because you look fresh and easy

godone · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:30 pm

Here are some classics:

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

You must be a ticket because you have FINE written all over you.

Guy- Did you get hurt?
Girl- When?
Guy- When you fell from heaven.

Ashley Nicole · **Joined:** Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:11 pm **Posts:** 275

“If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?”

Jimi Lynn · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:26 pm

i can not think of any good ones right now

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

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A women: "Do you have the time?"

You: "Do you have the energy?"

xoxo,
Skyler [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:13 am

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. :twisted:

Al

mixierose · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:50 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. :twisted:

Al

skylerrain · **Joined:** Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:04 am **Posts:** 257

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please??!!

Kisses,
Skyler Rain

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"Is it true you are what you eat? If so, I could be YOU by morning."

Ladies, who thinks that all men are pigs....Let me see a show of boobs!

Hi, you're cute! We should exchange orgasms some time.

Can I give you an Australian Kiss? (What is that?) It's like a French Kiss except Down Under.

Rickster29 · **Joined:** Sun May 20, 2012 4:51 pm **Posts:** 143

I'd call you the girl of my dreams but i could never dream up a girl as beautiful as you

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

Do we know each other?

[smilie=call me.gif]

ANYTIME FOR AN APPOINTMENT, OR PM ME!!! [smilie=call me.gif]

graciegraves · **Joined:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:57 am **Posts:** 1528

Lol! I have one too!

"Are you Jamaican? Cause you're Jamaican me crazy!"