Especially in the middle of the night, after you just had hot/romantic sex the night prior.

Sex should never be forced upon anyone. The best part of sex is mutually being willing to give of yourself to each other. Sometimes the best law of sex is know when to just be close and intimate.

I completely and utterly agree.

You have great insight

Thank you.

If everyone did that Starbucks would go out of business. Sounds like a great way to get me up in the morning.

they would have to start delivering

Lol...NOOOO! I can't give up my Starbucks.

A man should not bring his ego into the bedroom.

A little ego isnt a bad thing

True, but I would call that confidence more then an ego. I was referring to when a man thinks that he is better in bed then he really is. Knowing what you are good at and be willing to try new things is good, but if it does not work the first time does not mean that he should be embarrassed. That is what I was trying to say.

You are very right Bryan

No one should fake an orgasm, if you have to fake an orgasm that means that you and your partner need to communicate better on what needs to happen in the bedroom so that both partners are satisfied.

THANK YOU!

You are welcome.

Romance is good. So do it!

Yes, I agree!!!

Sex is only as complicated as you make it

very true

Don't rush into anything you're not ready to do.

That is very good advice, this is why a lot of young people have regrets when they are talked into losing their virginity when they are not ready.

And if you fake it your partner never has a chance to make the necessary changes so yur not helping anyone

Exactly! There is no need to rush!

Well put sex should be enjoyable.

If you're having sex with multiple partners it is a good idea to be tested regularly even if you use condoms.

If you're having sex with multiple partners it is a good idea to be tested regularly even if you use condoms.

If you're having sex with multiple partners it is a good idea to be tested regularly even if you use condoms.

If you're having sex with multiple partners it is a good idea to be tested regularly even if you use condoms.

If you're having sex with multiple partners it is a good idea to be tested regularly even if you use condoms.

Very good point, if only more people thought that way.

Very true! Better be safe then sorry!

Don't think it's ok to stick your finger in a girls tush just because she like her tush touched. Some only like the outside played with!

Sounds reasonable to me, there have to be boundaries. By the way this goes for men too.

AGREED! i'm using this as an unfiltered way to get the word out

Hehe tell it girl!

Dancing can be a great prelude to a sexy night

Wow you hit the nail on the head with that one. There is nothing like holding a woman in your arms and dancing early in the evening.

Tell your lady when you're about to "finish" and don't surprise her by getting anything on her face or hair. You might not leave the room fully intact.

so true

Dancing is the best way to get me to loosen up and relax

In Tremonton, Utah, women aren't allowed to get frisky in the back of an ambulance. Interestingly, there is no such law for men.

Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin and Washington, D.C. prohibit erections that are visible under clothing in public.

Funny that that ain't a law in Minnesota, although, it wouldn't apply to me!

That sounds like a law worth breaking!!

I doubt that

Agreed

Hehe true....but one must also be a good learner to be a good lover.

Sounds like one that would be a lot of fun breaking!

I'll call 911!!

Very true

right?! Me to

Yes!!!

A lot of sex can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

A woman’s breasts can swell up to 30% when horny

Interesting. I wonder if increased adrenalin production is also a contributing factor in combating asthma as well?

Your probably right. Makes sense

Wow, now I know what to do the next time I get a stuffy nose!

Ill play nurse

Feeling a little under the weather could use a nurse Tamela checkup

me too me too! check on me sexy i mean um nurse tamela! LOL

Tip of the day:

Fingering her while you suck on the clit, playing with her nipples with your other hand.

Excellent tip!

Ill grab my stethoscope

Just tell me what hurts

Ladies that's say "I don't suck dick" it's 98% chance your getting cheated on.

Never say those words!

Which sex position are you? My position is "The Spoon"

http://www.chacha.com/quiz/568/which-sex-position-are-you

Agreed. Everyone that I have talk about it had their first orgasm alone.

Yea me to

Yep you don't need to wear anything else nurse Tamela

Except my nurses hat

Oh yeah I forgot about the hat. You would be Really HOT dressed like that but the way we party I don't think that hat will stay on long I'm ready for my Tamela checkup cuz your increasing my pulse and blood pressure

We will have to do a complete physical then

That is going to be HOT As long as I get to return the favor by playing Doctor and give you a physical too

I wouldnt have it any other way

ROFL I am "the Spoon" too.

Just to clarify, the songs listed, I chose the only one I knew. I have no clue what the other choices are.

Surveys are fun to do.

WOW is it getting HOT in here or is it just what you said
All I can say is Paging Tamela Lee Paging Tamela Lee Dr. Dark needs you in your room STAT

Spoons fit perfectly together

7 Rules All Sex Dreams Should Have To Follow


This morning’s alarm clock rudely awoke me from a dream … but not just any dream. A sex dream. So it is time to show these sex dreams who’s boss! Listen up, subconscious: here are seven rules all sex dreams should have to follow.
1. No family members. Traumatizing! Not even acceptable for the minor outlaying relatives who it might actually be legal for you to diddle if you lived in Alabama.

2. No ex-boyfriends. Time to dial 1-800-THERAPY.

3. No bosses. Power dynamics are a lot of fun in bed. But not with your boss. (Which is not to say you aren’t hella sexy, Amelia.)

4. All celebrities should be hotties you’re actually attracted to in real life. I’m sorry, Anthony Bourdain. But were Clive Owen and Michael Fassbender too busy for my sex dream? I need to speak to the casting department.

5. No pregnancies. Way to ruin the moment, subconscious! Dreaming about being pregnant freaks you out if you don’t want a baby right now and its a mindfuck if you actually do. No, thank you.

6. No STIs/diseases/broken condoms. B.U.Z.Z.K.I.L.L.

7. Every sex dream should end with a sleep orgasm. Masturbating in real life is tiring. Would getting the big O whenever I have a sex dream be too much to ask?

I knew it!! U spooner u!! lol

8 Good Reasons To Have A One-Night Stand and or come see me!!

1. You’ll watch less TV. I don’t know about you, but I’m constantly Netflix-ing some program to which I promptly become addicted. And then I start dreading the day it runs out. (It is this destructive habit that’s caused me to watch all seasons of “30 Rock” no fewer than six times.) And so: Any night I don’t fall asleep whittling down the ever-lessening reserves of exciting TV is a night I’m grateful for. As I lack the self-restraint to do it when I’m home, I welcome any late-night plans. “30 Rock” is wonderful, of course. But it’s not more wonderful than sex that’s either a) legitimately good, or b) sort of bad and hilarious and, therefore, it’s own great form of entertainment.

2. You don’t have to make the bed in the morning. I’m mean, I’m sorry, but this makes it all worth it right here. I am a terrible maker of beds. It never looks even; I don’t know how to get it, like, fluffy you know? And! I’m not even one of those people who’s got a bed against a wall. Making a bed that’s up against wall is near-impossible. So to you ladies in that situation, I implore you: Please sleep out as often as you can.

3. The orgasm. Sometimes it’s just nice to have one from someone other than yourself, you know?

4. You see so much real estate. If I had my way most weekends, I’d spend them going to open houses, I really would. I live in New York and I like to see what the homes are like in different neighborhoods, in different apartment buildings, and from the number of one night stand’s I’ve enjoyed, I’ve seen more varying views of Manhattan – more interesting interior spaces – than if I had money to burn on the city’s most savvy real estate agent.

5. You get a story. If there’s one sure hell on earth, it’s being at a dinner or cocktail party with nothing in the world to say. I hereby swear to you that if you add the occasional one night stand to your social calendar, you will henceforth have more things to say. For example: “Oh my god, did I tell you about that time when I went back to that guy’s apartment and his penis was huge and he was all, like, ‘Do you like that big d**k, girl? Do you like it?’” Or perhaps: “Oh my god, did I tell you about that time when I went back to that guy’s apartment and he disappeared for, like, an hour? I think he had diarrhea. Which turned out to be sort of fortuitous actually, because I wound up with horrible gas – maybe we’d eaten something? – and I kept farting and farting and it smelled like an onion. Exactly like an onion.”

6. You spend less money. Movies, drinks, dinners, a few rounds at a hipster bowling alley. These things cost money. But (seeing as how we’re not talking about anyone prostituting themselves) sex surely does not. We’re in a recession, my people. We need no further excuses to indulge inexpensive activities.

7. You get a workout. Usually, first-time sex – and I’m talking the kind you have with someone to whom you’re viscerally attracted – it’s as acrobatic, as vigorous, as sweaty as it’s going to get. You try to bring your A-game. You try to put in some effort. Surely this is more fun than 30 minutes spent on a treadmill.

8. You work out your wild side. This one’s last, and this one’s key. Eventually, you’re going to meet The Guy. You’ll meet him, and love him and settle down with him. And even though you’ll love him, and even though you’ll be thrilled to settle down, you’ll want – before meeting him – to have some experience under your belt. Your monogamous, LTR will be made all the sweeter when you have those mad adventures to remember. Like the time you farted and it smelled like onion and that guy you hardly new was in the nearby bathroom crapping.

I say your way better then anything on Tv Tamela I can't wait for our out date

Im looking forward to it as well

Turn the TV off and get to the Ranch!!!!

Turn off the TV and get to the Ranch and see Tamela Lee for sure

The stories generated with Tamela in her bedroom, are way better than anything on TV.

Hehe agreed

Definitely need to work on more personal experiences with Tamela
so that I can be more authentic as to her AWESOMENESS!!!!!

Love this!!!!

Seriously? A TV? That's what you all remeber? Hell I will say it, because I know you want to, I am still laughing my ass off from the onion smell comment! To funny.

Though Tamela, if we do the whole Nurse power dynamic, can I be the nurse? I am a Registered Nurse and Paramedic with the stethoscope, whole nine yards, etc. Wait, nevermind, that fantasy creeps me out with all the disturbing things I have seen hehe.

Thou should always include a massage as a part of foreplay; females massages should include a sensual inner thigh massage

-EU

U can def be the nurse...or the patient (-: lol and I love giving and recieving massages!!

Thanks babe..You always know what to say

These are great!

Kisses Courtney Cross

Thanks Courtney

I am highly motivated and inspired...so I usually start spouting what comes to mind.

The person with the most orgasms before the first person runs out of energy is victorious - #SexRule

Haha

NICE!!! We'll work on that one