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Dennis Hof
 Post subject: NEED HELP ? CALL JESUS!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:39 am 
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As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington and at how my life was falling apart
when I saw a yard sign that said:




NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

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We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:39 pm 
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Ha! that's too funny!

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BigAlbowski wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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funny!
I love Mexican food, so much!!1

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That's super cute. What a good laugh.
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That was good!

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BigAlbowski wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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Dennis Hof wrote:
BigAlbowski wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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LOL^^ So true!

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Hah! Made me smile :P

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You know Dennis, after reading this hilarious thread, I'm just wondering if the "real" Jesus actually decides to keep his promise in making an encore appearance to save humanity after 2000 years.....only to have that very same human race mistake him for an invading "Alien" and ask HIM for a GREEN card to prove he's the "true" Messiah. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P :P :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Robert_SoCal wrote:
You know Dennis, after reading this hilarious thread, I'm just wondering if the "real" Jesus actually decides to keep his promise in making an encore appearance to save humanity after 2000 years.....only to have that very same human race mistake him for an invading "Alien" and ask HIM for a GREEN card to prove he's the "true" Messiah. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P :P :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



I think he will come to the new alien cathouse I am opening soon

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Robert_SoCal wrote:
You know Dennis, after reading this hilarious thread, I'm just wondering if the "real" Jesus actually decides to keep his promise in making an encore appearance to save humanity after 2000 years.....only to have that very same human race mistake him for an invading "Alien" and ask HIM for a GREEN card to prove he's the "true" Messiah. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P :P :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Clever, Robert! :lol:

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Two of my favorite related jokes:

Jesus is coming! Quick, everyone look busy!

and, particularly appropriate for the sports season...

Jesus saves! He feeds it out to Paul, up center ice, pass to Luke, shoots, SCORES!

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nataliaqing wrote:
Robert_SoCal wrote:
You know Dennis, after reading this hilarious thread, I'm just wondering if the "real" Jesus actually decides to keep his promise in making an encore appearance to save humanity after 2000 years.....only to have that very same human race mistake him for an invading "Alien" and ask HIM for a GREEN card to prove he's the "true" Messiah. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P :P :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Clever, Robert! :lol:



Hehehe - Thanks dear. :lol: :P I thought a few board members would get a kick out that one. :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:


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Robert_SoCal wrote:
You know Dennis, after reading this hilarious thread, I'm just wondering if the "real" Jesus actually decides to keep his promise in making an encore appearance to save humanity after 2000 years.....only to have that very same human race mistake him for an invading "Alien" and ask HIM for a GREEN card to prove he's the "true" Messiah. :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :P :P :P :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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BigAlbowski wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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Hope you tip him well! You don't want Jesus mad at you!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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SmokinAmber wrote:
BigAlbowski wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We have a Mexican restaurant and a waiter named Jesus! The bill always has "Server: JESUS"... gives us a good chuckle!
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Hope you tip him well! You don't want Jesus mad at you!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I always make sure I tip Jesus!!!!

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I saw a T-Shirt once that said "JESUS SAVES!.....................and only takes half damage!" :P :lol:

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Hugh G. Rection wrote:
I saw a T-Shirt once that said "JESUS SAVES!.....................and only takes half damage!" :P :lol:

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And we will take care of Jesus when he shows up here at the Alien cat house.......I wonder what he will book!!!!

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