its like she know us lol.

tamela yummmmmmyyyy xo I love looking at you! hehe

Dont just look come touch

For The Week Of January 29-February 5, 2012



Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Your comfort level will be under siege which will mean you’ll need to fight a little harder to get the space you need to be able to stretch out and really be you. So, whatever impedes your life, deal. Yes, forget trying to adjust to another’s situation, because conquering this situation properly means getting the world to adapt to your needs.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re a dreamer; that is your blessing and your curse. This week, it’ll likely be your saving grace, as you will need a boost of imagination to give you a sense of direction on where you want to go. So, no matter how fantastical you think your mind may lead you, believe in it, because it’s just about now that a fairy tale twist can save your idea of humanity.

Aries (March 21-April 19): This week can get a bit psychodramatic, as people will be playing with your emotions in a way that seems to press upon your buttons deeply, but can intensely move you too. Yes, anxiety will be chasing right behind you, and it’ll be a close call as to who will edge out as the real winner, if any can actually be had now.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Just because you care or want to do someone badly doesn’t make them free of fault. Yes, love (lust) may be blind, but it doesn’t also have to be stupid too. So, don’t separate the rules you have for friends as you would have for a possible hookup. After all, excuses just get heavier and heavier as you keep burrowing down the rabbit hole.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Go ahead and count your chickens before they hatch, because when you have confidence, you have it in spades and nothing can stop you, even a bout of harsh reality. Yes, consider yourself an impenetrable force now, as that is actually who you are. So live it up and go for broke, as you can literally make the impossible possible now.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You have philosophies you believe in and staunchly sticking by them has made you who you are. So, don’t be conned into rethinking any of your ideals now by any other person – it’s garbage! That’s right — stand up for yourself in a bigger way, as bullying forces will stop at nothing to make you comply. Let your free will tell a different tale.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Vamp yourself up and unleash the vixen inside, as this is no time to be sitting on the sidelines waiting for cues. Go about it as uncontrolled as you can, as getting back in touch with your raw emotions will do plenty for you, getting you back in touch with who you really are and what you truly want the world to know.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): Love is magic and when it’s right, it’s right; there’s nothing to prove and being in the moment is all that matters. However, if you find yourself anxious about putting titles onto the roles you want to play, then know you’re playing an exhausting game of cat and mouse. Not to say you shouldn’t want what you want, but if you apply too much pressure, you’re likely missing the point.

Libra (September 23- October 22): Setting goals is fantastic, but this isn’t the time to plan so far ahead that you can’t say for sure what will happen step by step. Best to accomplish your goals one by one now, rather than biting off more than you can chew. Not to say you can’t make it happen, but for now, placing all your bets on one outcome is no way to win.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Forget what you think should happen and just go with what is happening, because you do have more going for you than you know. You’ve got to truly dig your heels into your situation to understand how to make the most of it. Yes, whether you believe it or not, luck is on your side, but until you acknowledge it, it won’t be as powerful as it can be.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): It’ll be an interesting week for you, in terms of knowing who you can rely on — as in having someone you didn’t think was so loyal prove to be one of your strongest supporters. Yes, a complete 180 in seeing the world will happen, as not all that you think will be apparent, revealing surprising truths you never could have imagined in the sweetest way ever.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Okay, your honey may feel more like a sibling this week, but whatever, at least you will be getting along in a cute and familial way that will seem seamless. Sure, not the most passionate or sexiest of tales to tell, but no matter, as this is all part of the building blocks to what you ultimately want, so just roll with it and enjoy this brief phase of low-maintenance love.

Hmmm.. counting my chickens... wish I had more eggs though!!!
Thank you Tamela!


Al

lol long as u dont get egg on your face

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 6-12, 2012


Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Weird behavior will have happening all around you, but don’t go nuts trying to read into it too much. As it goes, the more basic your approach to the situation, the easier it will for you to deal and see the truth of the matter on hand. Yes, people are going to be weirdoes, but if they weren’t what would you be drawn to in the first place?

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t get caught up in every little detail of what your boo says. If you do, you can expect a week of discomfort. As it goes, this is a week of sideways communication and bizarre fascinations, so despite the madness you hear, brush all nitpicking aside and focus on what truly matters — feeding your libido and letting the endorphins make everything right in your world.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your relationship could take a backward slide, but no matter. You’re not a lady to bat an eye at much, so forget going insane about your honey trying to stir up trouble to gain attention. After all, you give too much already. So, what’s the solution? Go ahead and give them just enough rope to hang themselves. If anything, you can have one good, sadistic laugh!

Taurus (April 20- May 20): If you want to emotionally judo-flip anyone into your clutches, it’s okay to play the victim and guilt your way into their heart. After all, showing your vulnerability by revealing you can be a bit helpless at times only demonstrates your humanness. Besides, nothing like letting someone play hero as foreplay!

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You can’t trust what all your friends say, so be careful how deeply you allow them to influence you now. As it goes, your resources may be too into their own dire circumstances and their negativity could shift your mind into areas it should not go, like lies and destruction. So, be prudent with whom you seek advice from, as not all sources will be as reliable as they typically are.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Time to fight the powers that be. That’s right, time to rage against the machine and show that other that you don’t have to take the bullying anymore. While it’s nice to be accommodating, there are limits in how far you should bend, so straighten up and show them what you’re truly made of — as that is actually the person they are looking to see anyway.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Why not just go out on a limb and give that certain someone a chance that you didn’t think was possible. As it goes, this week is full of so many amazing surprising twists and turns that you won’t be able to tell up from down – in a great way. Just know, to get this cavalcade of fun moving along, it’ll mean taking that first step and realizing not all is as it seems.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You’re going to have to backtrack on promises you’ve made and expect a weird shift in power to occur. While this may only be temporary, do take note of how that other reacts, as that will tell you much more about who you’re dealing with than any words they may say now. You know it, it’s only in the toughest moments that you see someone’s true character.

Libra (September 23- October 22): Your baby is willing to be your scapegoat, so go ahead and let them help you out. Yes, this next of time will find you and your honey working as a team like never before, making you see the power of two in a new way. As a result, you’ll feel like the world is in the palm of your hands – what a lovely place for it to be!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You are a gal that does best under pressure, so use that fire burning inside to make what you want happen. Nothing is out of the realm of possibility, unless you see it that way – you know that once you give in, it’s all down hill from there. So, keep that chin up and see the light at the end of the tunnel, because it’s shining so bright, you’d be a fool to look away.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Tension is sexy, so forget about showing off your happy-go-lucky attitude when it comes to newfound attractions. Yes, love can be blind, but not if you keep your eyes open. So, be ready to call out all that disturbs you as you see it, because it’ll be in those critical moments that passion can strike the hardest now.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Hold your ground and do what makes you feel secure. If this means diving into your vices in order to ignore the obvious, then whatever, it’s about you now and no one else. If anyone does try to force you into anything else, you’ll only wind up with regret. Of course, being stubborn also has its price; so before you make any final decisions, do understand all the implications of your actions.

Friskyscopes are the best=]

Arent they fun

Yes=] I always look forward to reading them=]

Thanks for reading!! I post new ones every monday

They are always fun. I love reading the "Friskyscopes!"

Are you an Aquarius?

Nice!! I think we need to get better aquainted when u get back

Friskyscopes are so great

Arent they?

Totally one of the enlightenments of my day=]

I will post new ones Monday!

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 13-19, 2012


Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There is only so much you can do to make people be more honest with you. If they’re going to be jerks, then you just have to see it for what it’s worth and go with it. Otherwise, trying to reform anyone now will only make you lose your mind and your faith in humanity. Don’t let that one a-hole ruin your party!

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Just because something sounds pretty doesn’t mean it’ll work. Be prudent about the circumstances you’re in and what kind of words you use to compensate for something that might not be there. In the end, the truth will always catch up to you, so realize sugarcoating things now will only lead to decay.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Call on those old promises now. Yes, time to cash in on karmic debt and see who’s really going to pay in full. As it goes, not only do you need a boost in your pocket of miracles, it’s also time to go over the contact list and get a clue on who you can count on. Not to say it has to be horrible, but a return to reality in the truest sense is calling for you now.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You can be as crazy as you want to be when it comes to what you think about the people around you; your hunches will be on and the information you can pick up and follow through on might shock you. Apparently, not all is as it seems with everyone, which can be for better or worse. Regardless, listen to those subtle cues and trail behind closely.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): If you want it, you’re going to have to dream it. Let your mind wander about and fantasize about what will make you feel like the queen of the world. Options are out there, but until you sort out that path to enlightenment, things can be a bit cloudy. So, understand fate is in your hands and embrace its power.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You can’t care what others think of you now, because if you do, it’ll only hold you back from being who you truly want to be. After all, most people only give warnings/advice from their own fearful perspective, which has nothing to do with your abilities or drive. Never measure yourself against anyone else, as you’ll only shortchange yourself without reason.

Leo (July 23- August 22): You may be feeling a lot of intense emotions this week, but you don’t have to share them with everyone. Best to keep it inside for now and sort through it with some privacy, making sure of what you feel in silence. After all, truth is most likely to appear behind closed doors. So, turn down the drama now — and pull down those shades while you’re at it.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): Your baby may be acting in an odd way, but rest assured, he can explain if you just ask. Sure, it might be like pulling teeth, but the harder you work it, the stronger the words that will fly out will be — and we’re talking strong, as in sensational. So, don’t be shy about stirring up curiosity and go there, because someone has to!

Libra (September 23- October 22): Being reasonable is all you can be now and if that other can’t cooperate, well, then you know you’ve done right and can wipe you hands free of the situation and move on. After all, playing silly games only wastes time and puts you down on their level. If you don’t believe in it, then don’t be sucked in to the ridiculousness of it all.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Who cares what makes sense — your week will start off on a fantastical note and, from there, anything is possible. Yes, humanity will be kind to you now, as someone will prove up and beyond what sweetness is all about and for that, you will know that miracles can happen. So, yes, prepare for one of those priceless weeks, even if it’s in your own mind.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Don’t jump to conclusions when it comes to family. Sure, they want the best for you, but they don’t always know the full story and for now, all you’ll be able to do is agree to disagree. Unfortunately, though, there is no way to turn them off and get them to shut up, so load up on the patience and be willing to tune out whenever necessary.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You will be speechless when it comes to the emotions you’ll feel this week, when a flood of them will charge into your brain and body and make you feel like mush — but in the sweetest way possible. You know it, consider this a week to joyride through your life and enjoy the moments as they come, because once you let loose, all else will follow.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 20-26, 2012



Pisces (February 20-March 20): Rise above and let things fall to the wayside naturally. After all, you should never have to fight that hard to make something yours, if it is really yours. While it might be painful, the shedding of the skin will have its rewards, as when this process is over, you will feel the lightness of all possibilities once again.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You can’t expect people to change and if you do, then shame on you. As the next week starts to unfold, you will have to deal with the same ol’ issued you’ve dealt with in the past, but this time around, you will be feeling more fed up than ever. So, what does this mean? Time to really sit down, sort out what you want and stop this cycle from happening again.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You can’t always get people to do what you say by just asking. This week, use everything you got, even if it’s lots of guilty looks and a modicum of pressure. After all, this isn’t the time to be playing around with what you want; get it out on the table and in the direction you want. So, play to win!

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Be ready to make that last climb to the top, put your flag down, and claim your turf! Yes, this is your week for major victories, giving you hope that anything is possible and that life is truly a magical experience worth living. You know it, all the efforts you have put in will start to make sense!

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Just give in to your desires and make it happen. There is nothing out of reach now, so don’t hold yourself back with fear and lack of confidence. Realize you have nothing to lose and only answers to gain. Even if this one step you dread won’t lead you to what you need, you can bet it will guide you somewhere better. So, move forward or else!

Leo (July 23- August 22): You don’t have to air all your dirty laundry, unless you need to. Otherwise, chances are this is the time to sit back and weigh all your options, see what is out there, and just observe. While this may be harder to do than you expect, understand this is a smarter move to play and one that’ll give you the ultimate upper hand.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): Your baby is a peach; to take full advantage, just rub their soft skin and coax them gently. Yes, that other is a true catch and this week, you will see all the issues you were wondering about fade away and the perfect vision of who you want to love will appear. Sure, love may be blind, but who cares? If that is what it takes to get it to work, let it be.

Libra (September 23- October 22): How you behave will say everything that other will know about you, so mind your manners now, as heavy judgment is going to happen. Not to say it’s a bad thing, but that other does have to protect themselves too; if you come across as any sort of psycho, it’ll be much more amplified than normal, as you are currently being watched under a microscope.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Face the truth and come out the winner. Yes, go head first into the fire and show your bravery. There is nothing to lose now, as this is the prime time to use the resources you’ve got and make tough decisions that’ll put you out in front. Life is crazy, especially when you go with the flow and in the most dramatic and exciting way you know how.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You might be wild and crazy in so many ways, but this week, you don’t have to live up to the reputation. So, lay low and sort out a new plan for yourself, as it’s time to set new foundations and let the world wait for you to move in the direction you want to go. If anything, premeditation is your most unpredictable move yet!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be open to new ideas, because they’ll be the ones that work best for you. Yes, probe deeper into all those weird double-takes and odd theories that sound like a mess, as it’s in those unconventional methods that you will find the upper hand. While it might not be the answer for forever, it’ll be what moves you ahead to your next adventure.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Don’t act like a baby when your sense of urgency and responsibility smacks you this week. Instead, suck it up and stand up to the status quo, as this is the time when being tough will matter. Yes, fate will hang in the balance now and you will have to pull yourself through in a bigger way. However, once you start understanding the depth of your power, everything else will be cake.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 27-March 5, 2012



Pisces (February 20-March 20): If you can’t fight the system, you can at least fight to find a sense of peace within and learn to live with the challenges you face. After all, what is life without the uphill climbs and the sweetness of coasting down the hill and enjoying its breeze? Yes, take this week head on, as it’s the only way to gain momentum towards a pleasant resolution.

Aries (March 21-April 19): The world can revolve around you if you set the pace. So, speed it up and stir up that energy, as only you can generate this positive power. If you accelerate the ideas and the actions, all else will follow. However, you must be prudent in monitoring all your irons in the fire, as it can result in one hot explosion.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): Just enjoy the day, because this will be a pleasant week to stop and smell the roses and take in your life as it is. Yes, all is right in your world, so appreciate it and know the value of what you have going on. Even the smallest of pleasures now will mean the world to you, as this is your time to take stock and love where you are.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Moving ahead will get easier, as you shut off the past and can see that a future waits with many possibilities. Sure, you may have amended your picture recently, much to your dismay, but it doesn’t mean that fairy tales aren’t possible in new and more improved ways. After all, when one door closes, another must open. It’s the law!

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You can’t give into peer pressure. Sure, friends think they know better, but they don’t. They see what they want for themselves and their motives blind them to what’s right for you. Not to say they’re bad, but they aren’t for you. So, keep on keeping on with your own agenda, no matter how confusing that may be — because honesty is your best policy for now.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Put on a show, because that will get you the attention you need — and if there is anything you do love, it’s worship. Thankfully, there will be a lot to be had this week, so go ahead and make it known that you are taking viewers. As it goes, you’ll find that variety is currently the spice of your life.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You can’t be in love 24/7; that just is not your nature. After all, part of the way you like to express yourself is by stepping back to whip out your critical eye and flex your brain in every direction, to sort out the bigger picture. Sure, sometimes it hardly matters what you find, but if you didn’t do this, it just couldn’t be love.

Libra (September 23- October 22): Forget what everyone else has to say to you, because ultimately it’s what you feel and the voice inside you that matters. Luckily for you, this is the time to come to grips with an inner peace, and if you listen closely enough and can shut out the voices trying to screw with your mind, you will find what you need to hear.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Just hold the hand of whoever is reaching out to you and let yourself connect. You’ve had enough of the pent up emotions – it’s time to really let it go and get back some semblance of balance that can make you feel invincible enough to fight off anything coming your way. After all, you’ve never been scared of tackling the impossible, so why start now?

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): You can’t rely on the same ol’ same ol’ to get you through this week. Yes, time to switch it up and go deeper into your psyche to find more intense meaning and motivation for what you are doing and fuel yourself with a passion you didn’t know you had. As it goes, it will take a village this week, but all the oomph to move forward is found in you.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): The world is a disturbing place with insane people that have no sense of logistics or care about what you are doing. When this strikes in your love life, it’ll make you even more insane, but realize sometimes miracles can happen and this week one will strike you down so hard that it’ll have your head spinning and mind reeling in the most profound way.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Your comfort level will tell you all you need to know. That’s right, if you’re happy feeling like a slug, then know you’re in the right place, as all you need are the basics. After all, when are you too old to be pulling out the five-ring-circus for some booty?

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 5-11, 2012


Pisces (February 20-March 20): Just let it go when it comes to any debate you have with your baby, because nothing will be so crazy that you can’t let it slide off your back. Yes, taking a more laissez-faire approach will do wonders for your stress level and the way your honey will see you, as no mountain will seem too big to climb after this week’s lesson in patience.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Feeling good means more than just taking care of yourself in the literal way, but doing it in a metaphorical way too. If this mean cleaning out your closets and getting back to basics, do it, because this week is about stripping down to the essentials and sorting out what you need to do for you alone. After all, as RuPaul would say, if you can’t love yourself, then how the hell are you gonna love anybody else?

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Love is in store and it’ll be making you feel more in-tune with your universe. So wrap yourself in the romance and just let yourself go. You have every reason to trust what you have, even if it’s not forever, as this week can inspire a belief in you so strong that it can carry you through the rest of your days believing in miracles.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You only have yourself to blame, in terms of stopping yourself from achieving bigger dreams. Yes, be ready to deal with being your own worst enemy, as this is the time to buck up and think in more innovative ways to circumvent your issues and make it a better day. One might be a lonely number, but it’s also the start of all great things.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): There are all sorts of ways to rethink your usual routine, if you allow your imagination create new possibilities. After all, only you are to blame for being stuck in a rut, so move that booty and make something big happen. Even if it’s just changing up date night to another day, as any shift will create waves that can change your life.

Leo (July 23-August 22): You don’t have to have all your plans sorted out perfectly. In fact, the more you just let each step progress and reveal what needs to be done, the better. After all, surprises are coming and if you let your heart and mind open up to the possibilities, you;ll see that romance is truly alive and kicking.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): This is your week to set your life on fire — so work all that you have and harness that energy, because this is when major advances can be made and it’ll all be on your watch. Yes, control will be delivered to you on a sliver platter, so don’t be shy about grabbing it assertively and showing everyone and everything what you’re made of!

Libra (September 23-October 22): You’ve got a freak inside of you and this week, it’ll be screaming to get out and try new things. So, drop the good girl routine and let that naughty side of you come out to play. Sure, this might only be a temporary phase, but whatever adventures you partake in now will last you a lifetime.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You will know what to do, as it happens. So, don’t fret about trying to be too far ahead of the game, as all will be revealed to you in due time and when it does, things will come to you naturally. Otherwise, if you try to fool fate, you will only wind up with undue anxiety, as you can’t be in the control seat now. Balance takes working with the elements, not fighting them.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): It’s impossible to ever really know what anyone is thinking or feeling, unless you probe into the deep recesses of their mind. Even so, they have to grant you admission and you can’t force that. So, on that note, don’t jump to too many conclusions now, because you’ll only come up with false information or bad self-fulfilling prophecies.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Give in to your higher, more egotistical self and don’t apologize for it. After all, if you want to claim any victories now, it’ll mean knowing your worth in a huge way and being unafraid of standing behind it too. The world isn’t fair, and unless you wrestle it into submission, you will never know the power you truly do possess.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Anxiety may be a bit more intense this week, as stubborn attitudes will be out to ruin your mood. While no one you want will do as you say, you can’t let it get you down. Instead, revive your independent spirit and seek out to new opportunities, adventures and open minds — ones that actually get your genius.

mine makes perfect since!!

Is crazy how accurate they are

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 12-18, 2012


Pisces (February 20-March 20): Avoid reacting too quickly now. Although you can’t help but feel the world around you, as you are in it, this week, it’ll take time to sort through the mush to see the answers clearly. You may have your head on your shoulders properly, but not everyone else will and you will have to account for some margin of error to get by successfully this week.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You don’t have to promise everything to everyone, so don’t be afraid to say no when it comes down to something you once agreed to, but now don’t want any part of. After all, you are entitled to do whatever you want and each time you take advantage of exercising your freedom, you’ll find that you’re happier.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You can’t help whom you fall for, and even if you do it again, whatever. No one is perfect and sometimes you have to make the same mistakes over and over again to learn from them or finally correct them. Who knows, the future is unwritten and you are the one with the pen, so make it what you will, as what you want should matter in all your actions.

Gemini (May 21- June 20): You aren’t a girl to delude yourself with lies for too long. After all, that’s why you have two heads working at once, so you always have a backup plan. So, when this week proves to be a pisser — in terms of people you thought you could rely on disappointing you — just work up the creative power to think in a new way and answers will arrive.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You have the world at your fingertips and it’s about time you play them in a new fashion. Yes, out with the old and in with the new, even if it feels a bit weird and unscripted. This is the time to get in the driver’s seat and show you know what to do.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Get ready to have a mindfuck of a week, as the person you thought you were dealing with isn’t exactly as they seem. Not to say the truth will be so insane, but it’ll be enough to shock you and make you want to reexamine where and what you’re doing with them. So, get ready and ask the right questions, because from here on out, the ball will be in your court.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): This week, shock and surprises are in store in the boudoir, so don’t overbook your time – you’re going to be home with your honey to taste all the fruits of their labors. Yes, this will be one freaky ride into the psyche of your man as new ideas and fetishes get uncovered, for both you and him.


Libra (September 23- October 22): Time to really seal the deal with your honey, so get the commitment talk out on the table and go over the clauses. This can mean rectifying what you’ve said you want or putting your desires out there after holding them back for a long time. While this process will take a while to sort out, do know the start of it needs to happen now. Otherwise, you might implode from the pressure you’re putting on yourself.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Just hold on and get into the trenches of your responsibilities. While you can’t always feel happy-go-lucky, you can at least be productive; through the blood, sweat and tears of this week, you will have some deeper understanding of your life and where you want it to go. Sure, not the sexiest of ideas, but at least one that will bring results.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Freedom! It’s your goal, so dive deep into it and love that you can go wherever your mind takes you, as the spontaneous and adventurous side of yourself will be itching to break out and take charge. Not that you have to jump off any cliffs, but simply adding a new twist to your routine will help make love real again.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Get ready to be shocked and awed at the insanity other people can bring when they’re trying to hide what they’re really feeling. Yes, a lot of stupidity may come your way, but you can choose to view it as comical or tragic. Let the show play out before drawing any conclusions, as that’ll be the best way to gauge the situation.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Be ready to have many senseless arguments with your baby about trivial crap. While you’ll be able to see the ridiculousness of it from a mile away, the tension released will be what lures you in. Regardless, both of you will be getting your needs met by this peculiar method of linguistic foreplay. Yes, consider this a true meeting of the minds.

Geeze! My friskyscope is always so serious.

I know. Mine is always predicting doomed love or something equally painful. I wish my sign was different. I blame my parents for not waiting a month to get it on. Curse them!

Sorry guys. Hopefully they will get better for you

It's not your fault, Tamela, you're just the messenger.. it's the universe that's out to get us.

Lol very true

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 19-25, 2012



Pisces (February 20-March 20): Sugarcoating the truth is for amateurs, so forget the sweetness and go for the raw appeal. After all, if you can’t truly be yourself now, flaws and all, then when can you? As it goes, the moment you meet someone you’re interested in, the foundation of your relationship starts to set and if you want it to be done properly, it’ll mean being real from day one.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You know what you’re up against, when it comes to dealing with your honey and his stubbornness. However, you also know he is easy to trick, so try switching gears and going the more compassionate and delicate route, as in babying the hell out of him to the point of nausea. Nothing like being deemed helpless to make someone realize they’re not.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): You can’t wait around and expect that other to read your mind. While they might be able to pick up clues, they will still need some direction to get the full gist of what you want and how you want it. So, save the guessing games for a later date, as now is the time to literally have them grab the bull by the horns and do with you what you want!

Gemini (May 21- June 20): Life isn’t always easy. As one aspect goes up, another can drop down and it’s a difficult time to put all in perspective. However, when sitting on top of the world this week, learn to enjoy the little pleasures, as now is the time when it’ll be all up to you to weed out the scent of roses amongst all the other aromas swirling around.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): If you ignore the obvious and think big, then you will be winning in a major way. Yes, this week, it’ll take vision to get yourself ahead of the competition and realizing your own power is bigger and badder than you assumed. This isn’t the time to hold onto the past, so let go and fly ahead into your future.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Hold tight to your patience, as wishy-washy communications will be taking over, making you want to wring the neck of that cutie that you can’t seem to get enough of. Whatever, everyone has a masochistic streak and yours is flaring up this week. While you can try to fight the powers that be, understand your passion has its own mind.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): You can’t hurry love and if you could, you wouldn’t want it that way. Just be patient and let things unfold at their natural pace, even if it’s a bit on the non-linear side; emotions now will need a bit more nurturing to fully come into their own and if you try to push things, it could possibly ruin the parade.

Libra (September 23- October 22): You’ll have to pick up the slack for your baby this week, making you feel more like a maid that a lover, but this is part of the cycle of relationships; it’s not always going to be so pretty. While you can complain all you want, know it won’t change much. Sorry to say, this is the time to just suck it up and do what you must to get through to next week.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’ll have to work your brain overtime this week, as it’ll take a bit of extra imagination and feeling to get your heart pumping the levels of love it should be feeling. However, don’t force it. If you just relax and let your mind wander where it may, you’ll find that place over the rainbow is just a few thoughts away.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Veg out and just delve deeper into your own mind. Understand this is a period of introspection to sort out what you feel and how to protect yourself from forces that could be playing with your mind. That’s not to say whomever you’re dealing with now is a bad influence, but for some reason, the vibes are just incongruous; you’ll be needing some perspective.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): If you feel it, say it. Now is not the time to be holding back your emotions, as it’s best to just purge in the most dramatic way possible. After all, what is the point of romance, unless you’re willing to put it all out on the line and give it all you’ve got? Aren’t you and that other worth the excitement?

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Beware of your honey trying to overcompensate with money or other distractions to get you from asking about the more important issues at hand. Sure, having your affections bought right now won’t seem so bad — however, don’t let yourself be blinded by the bling, forgetting the value of your own worth and what you truly deserve.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 26-April 1, 2012



Aries (March 21-April 19): You have to have faith in the bigger things in your life right now, as it’ll take a bit of suspended belief to get you through. That’s not to say you have to lose touch with reality, but do understand that not all that can happen this week will fall in a linear pattern and if you can shake it up, do. Yes, it may take some shock therapy to pull it off, but if you want it, it will be yours.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Listen to friends when they tell you what they feel. As it goes, their opinions and even their directions will weigh heavily in your favor and can lead you onto a promising path all that you are currently looking for. While it might not last forever, at least the next week will seem like cake.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Time to look up to someone greater than yourself, as a big dose of inspiration is needed to get you running at the speed you should be at. As it goes, your brain is a bit too scattered these days and you do need some restraint when it comes to where you want to put your focus. Luckily, the path to success is paved with wisdom and if you look for a lead, it will all open up.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You can’t hide from the truth this week, unfortunately. So, open yourself up and be ready to hear all sorts of insanity, as this is the only way to get a grip on where your relationship is going and where you want it to ultimately wind up. Just brace yourself, as the reality you once saw will no longer be what you think.


Leo (July 23- August 22): It’s too early to tell anything right now, even how you feel. While you might have some strong intuition about what is happening, the mystery is still yet to unravel and what you have to do is just keep an open mind and heart and take it step by step. It’s a toss up what you may find, so take it slow and understand that this isn’t the time to be gambling with your emotions.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Get ready to do some backtracking on emotional matters with your boo. This could mean you, this could mean him, this could mean both of you. Whoever it is, get ready to visit an old issue or have a change in attitude about something in your communications. It seems that not all promises will hold up as they once did, but it’s only as dramatic as you make it.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Who cares how things get done this week, as long as you haul ass and get all your ducks in a row. As it goes, you need to be on point with your plans now and know what you want. No more putting up with excuses or thinking, “Why me?” as the world can’t wait for your genius for one more day. Bring it or back out.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): The stars and moon can be yours now, if you reach a litter farther and make it happen. You are not just any lady and you know that dreams can come true, as long as you are willing to fight the fight. Sure, you have a few monumental obstacles standing in your way, but if anyone has that monster strength to lift it up and throw them to the side, it’s you, so don’t forget it.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 2-8, 2012



Aries (March 21-April 19): You’ll be mouthing off in a big way — let it out! Yes, forget editing yourself too much; you’ll want to speak from your heart, no matter how brutal or intense your language gets, because your baby needs to know what you’re feeling deep down, and there’s nothing like slamming him in the gut with the rawest of intentions.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Who cares what you need to do to feel good, even if that means opening up your wallet extra big. If it’s going to cost you to get you where you need to be, then understand it’s a small price to pay to feel happy. After all, a smile on your face can be your ticket to a new adventure, so consider it priceless. Think big and know you’re worth it.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Time to up your protein intake, because you’ll be working it in a heartier way. Yes, starting this week, Venus, the love planet, will enter Gemini for an extended stay, making you one crazy and horny lady for months and months! Expect to go crazy in a way not experienced in ages, making you feel young in a way you thought was long gone — but in only the most brilliant ways.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Nostalgia may hit you hard this week, as you’ll get craving for a taste you once had, but have forgotten the bitter after-bite of. Of course, time has passed, and there is no telling what fate could have corrected; so, if you want to take that chance to stir up the past, then it is up to you, as sometimes you can’t just stop until you go all the way and hit that brick wall.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There is nothing wrong with having choices. If you can’t make up your mind this week, don’t force yourself to; sometimes you have to venture down two roads, see what both offer up and decide which suits you more. After all, there is nothing wrong with a little backtracking if necessary — think of it as research. Yes, be a smart consumer!

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Be weary of anyone that’s going to make you sacrifice any career opportunities this week, by way of emotional sabotage or just being less than supportive. As it goes, work and love will be going on two divergent paths and you may need to make a crucial decision. However, if need be, choose money over romance now — as it’ll give you way more returns in the long run.

Libra (September 23-October 22): A new method of communication is going to open up for you and your honey, so don’t fret about the dilemmas you’ve had lately. Things will start to change and you will see a compromise as you start to see eye to eye; it’s just about working new angles in the way you discuss your future and your feelings.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You have many secrets up your sleeve, some more deadly than others. If you’re wise to reveal one now, know it will cause quite a stir that someone in your life might not recover from. No matter, as this is the time to give what you’ve got and see what that other can handle. Remember, this is your world and that other just gets to live in it!

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Chill out and let whatever happens happen. Yes, this is the time to let the love unfold organically. If the stars are on your side, you will see sweetness unfurl upon you like never before. However, if your love is star-crossed, then you shall see a retreat of emotions faster than the speed of light, but no matter, as when one door closes, another will open.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You can’t believe what people are saying nor can you trust what is happening to you. Yes, people will try to persuade you to think all sorts of things, but your feelings are the only ones that will matter. If this means going against the grain, then you are going to have to stretch your neck out a bit further to get it. After all, only you can see your own brass ring now.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you aren’t hearing the words you need to hear, then you have to be the one to put it out there. Yes, a bigger and bolder you needs to step out and take control. If you show that leadership quality of yours in a fiery way, you won’t lose. It’ll be in revealing this side that the worship will come, so don’t be scared to take charge with gusto now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Take back whatever you said and forget the guilt. If you aren’t feeling what you felt before, then you have to ‘fess up now and set the record straight. Let the truth set you free, as this is the only way to unravel your emotions and put your mind at ease. Besides, the surprise here might be that you aren’t the only one having second thoughts this week.

I like mine for this week!

Scorpios rock!!!

Well, very interesting on the my Virgo part....

Oh boy...

Scorpios are sexy

Hopefully you'll get a better one next week

I love hororscopes!

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Thanks girl

WOOOO HOOOOO!!! Loved mine!

This post sounds fun!

Im a LEO

They are coming!! Better late than never!!

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 9-15, 2012



Aries (March 21-April 19): If you stop paying attention to others, you’ll see that you’re doing quite well. This is the time to get a bit more introverted and refocus yourself, as the competitive feeling that’s getting to is really only in your head. So, forget the periphery for now and get into your own groove, for only then you will realize all you need to know — that you’re fabulous!

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ve known a certain truth for a long time, but whether you’ve accepted it has been debatable. This week, though, the obvious can’t be ignored and the truth will be much more intense than usual, and you’ll have to swallow it. But the whole experience will have you seeing that you are much stronger than a rock.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): People are going to be a-holes no matter what. So, no matter how much you whine and try to gain sympathy, don’t expect it to work. It won’t even matter how severe your sob story is either, as it won’t get you the attention you deserve, and will only make you feel more despair. Instead, suck it up and let your tragedy be your fuel, not your failure.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Fate is going to be slapping you upside the head this week, and making you see that your relationship has many more levels to explore than you want to be bothered with. Yes, you will be grappling with your laziness, as priorities will be draining you. However, if you get up and push through it, you’ll find that your boo is the pot of gold at the end of a very twisted rainbow.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Hold tight to your idealism this week, as you’ll need to turn the other cheek when it comes to dealing with your current flavor of the month. Not to say they’re going to be whacked out of their mind, but their bossy behavior won’t sit well with you and if you don’t just let it slide off your back, you’ll end up turning this molehill into a mountain unnecessarily.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You will be seeing a lot more options this week, so don’t be fast to sign on any dotted lines. As it goes, you need to know what you want in a very obvious way and with so many variations on the truth happening now, it’ll be hard to get a grip on what you will want for the long run. So, know you have time and let it ride.

Libra (September 23-October 22): It’s okay to backtrack a little and reassess the feelings and ideas you had about love and see how that matches up to your vision now. Once you see how far or close you are to the goals you once held dear, then you will have a clue on how to proceed with the negotiations you face this week, as it’s do or die time.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): We all have fairy tales that we want to live up to, and while yours has sailed away in a very different direction, it doesn’t mean all is lost. Yes, things won’t appear as you once thought, but oh well; let go of control and let destiny take you on its ride, because this week will prove to be way more interesting that even you could of ordained.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Go with the flow and let the world open up new possibilities for you. You never know what can happen with that certain odd someone, unless you walk through the fire and explore all the options. As it happens, this week will have a lot of hidden surprises and will require that you do your work to get to the juicy nougat inside.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19): A deeper, darker side to you will be popping out and wreaking havoc on your point of view. It might make your more silly habits seem too ridiculous and some people in your life just too excessive to deal with. Sure, this will turn your snobbery rate up a few more notches, but consider this part of your defense mechanism and heed its warning.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Just sit back and let your baby entertain you, as it’ll be their attempts at making you laugh that’ll have you falling in love with them in a newer and hotter way. After all, when was the last time you just let all it hang out and just enjoyed the goofier side of each other? So, realize now is your time to learn relationships don’t have to be about anything but having fun.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You will be your own worst enemy this week, so prepare to talk yourself off the ledge as you start to get a case of heightened nerves, feeling as if the world is out to get you. Chances are you do have to make a few adjustments, but if you just know when to breathe and look at the bigger picture, this tense time will sort itself out.

Mine is awesome this week. I love embracing my goofy side.

Yea!!! I get to explore my goofy side...hmmm...I think that is my ONLY side, come to think of it!

I like all your sides

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ve known a certain truth for a long time, but whether you’ve accepted it has been debatable. This week, though, the obvious can’t be ignored and the truth will be much more intense than usual, and you’ll have to swallow it. But the whole experience will have you seeing that you are much stronger than a rock.

UMMMM... Dead on

Totally! wow

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 16-23, 2012



Aries (March 21-April 19): Your brain is going to go into overdrive and you’ll be much more entranced with starting new projects, new habits and perhaps even a new obsession. No matter, it’s all good and you’ll want as many irons thrown into the fire to really give you a good burn. However, if you aren’t feeling the heat by the end of the week, know you didn’t do it right.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’ll finally feel as if you can really look at yourself and see who you really are. So, go ahead, stare deep into your soul, and understand all the magic you possess, because it’s time to compare yourself to those around you and sort out who really measures up to the unicorn that is you. As you witness this power, you’ll see not all are who you’d want them to be.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Own what you know. There is nothing wrong with getting a bit cocky around others now; sometimes you do have to set the record straight and if that means throwing in some theatrics to emphasize the point, so be it. Be willing to put your humility aside and make it known to all that you’re right — always!

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You just have to get off your ass and get out there! No one is going to come to you, tell you how it is and lead you by the nose. So, make this your week to put fate on its knees and prove you are capable of more than just what’s been given you. Say yes to having it all, because with some sweat and tears, you will know how to make the world all yours!

Leo (July 23-August 22): The reasons you are natural born leader will be evident now, as you will have nothing but sheer genius pouring from your mind, hypnotizing all others into your submission. So, use your power kindly, as you will have a great responsibility and if you really are who you say, this will prove to be a moment in time you will always want to remember.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Gloating is the best part of winning, so indulge! After all, if your honey can’t see that you know him better than he knows himself, then he is hopeless. Yes, reap the rewards of this week’s turn of events that have put you high up on that pedestal, and love it, because there is no reason you should be short-changing yourself of any bragging rights.

Libra (September 23-October 22): There’s nothing wrong with telling a few little lies that make you out to be greater than you are right now, as long as you are consistent. After all, no one is the wiser by knowing the truth; why not just put that aphrodisiac out there for that other to sense? Besides, if they want you, they will want you regardless and this little deception will only make them hop to it faster.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Whatever is going to be is going to be, so just chill out and accept fate as it comes for you. No, not the ideal situation you thought, but in a way, it’s exactly the way it should be. Although you may still mourn for the past, trust you are unraveling into a legendary stretch of your personal history that in the end will make for something more glorious than it feels now.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): The future is full of promise and to guarantee it, start with knowing you have already set the right actions into motion. Believe in the greater picture and you will see signs of it falling into place this week. However, they might be subtle, so it’ll mean being more aware of the surroundings and events that will come your way this week.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Gamble with your time and see what it brings. You might think you already know your honey well, but cut yourself some slack and get silly. Yes, let yourself be free and it will wind up revealing some interesting pleasures that you could have only imagined. After all, what’s romance without a bit of comedy thrown in?

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): When you see a sure thing, go for it. Who cares if it won’t last you a lifetime; sometimes it’s not meant to be held onto, but is just meant to be an experience that can give you a reference point. As it goes, elusive emotions are lurking about this week and if you don’t try to grab what you want, it’ll be a regret that will haunt you.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Make up your mind and stick with it. It’ll be easy to see your way straight to where you want your future to go now, so accept it and then make your move fast. There is no more time to lose and only frustrations to be had, as there is only a certain amount of time where it’s cute to be this indecisive.

Mine is pretty sweet this week

Leo (July 23-August 22): The reasons you are natural born leader will be evident now, as you will have nothing but sheer genius pouring from your mind, hypnotizing all others into your submission. So, use your power kindly, as you will have a great responsibility and if you really are who you say, this will prove to be a moment in time you will always want to remember.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It’ll finally feel as if you can really look at yourself and see who you really are. So, go ahead, stare deep into your soul, and understand all the magic you possess, because it’s time to compare yourself to those around you and sort out who really measures up to the unicorn that is you. As you witness this power, you’ll see not all are who you’d want them to be.


DAMN!!

I like mine this week!!

I love this thread!... My frisky scope said some very poignant things that are so true to where I am at in my life right now..plus they just sound Fun!

LEO
"Vamp yourself up and unleash the Vixen inside, as this is no time to be sitting on the sidelines waiting for cues. Go about it as uncontrolled as you can, as getting back in touch with raw emotions will do plenty for you, getting back in touch with who you really are and what you truly want the world to know."

always right on!

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Gloating is the best part of winning, so indulge! After all, if your honey can’t see that you know him better than he knows himself, then he is hopeless. Yes, reap the rewards of this week’s turn of events that have put you high up on that pedestal, and love it, because there is no reason you should be short-changing yourself of any bragging rights.


Mine needs to go on the X-files... Holy dead on.

i love this!

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Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Keep a steady pace and your eye on the prize and all will fall into place, as this is a week made for you and how you approach life. As you’ll see, rewards will be plentiful and you’ll finally know that good triumphs and karma does make sense. However, if for any reason you don’t have a finish line kind of week, it’ll be obvious what you need to quickly tweak to get it right.

Gemini (May 21-June 20):
You’ll be feeling in your element and will be more bold about taking charge of your love life, making whomever you want heel with complete submission. Although you’d think someone that’s ultimately so easy would bore you, chances are, with such a hard fought battle prior to this, your hunger will make biting into this prize a way more satisfying experience than you’d expect.

Cancer (June 21-July 22):
You aren’t a lady that likes to be too direct, but when it comes to getting your needs met, you are going to have to aim where it matters. There is no room for subtlety this week, so don’t get caught up in wasting your time analyzing anything, as the opportunity to bag the one you have your eye on is only going to be available to you for so long.

Leo (July 23-August 22):
We all have a sadistic side, so don’t feel the need to apologize for yours. After all, some people do need a bigger and more forceful hint to wake them up. If this means having to be the master to a very clueless servant, then so be it. Yes, think of your grand dominance as a gift and share it with the world.

Virgo (August 23-September 22):

If you feel the power of destiny pulling you, let go and connect with it. If you do, you’ll find a beautiful moment that will make you feel as if everything you have been thinking, feeling, dreaming and doing makes sense. While the actual experience might be over in a flash, trust the memory of it shall inspire you for ages.

Libra (September 23-October 22):
Your strength will be throbbing at maximum levels, making you one hot toddy filled with passion and perfumes that can lure in even the most reluctant and odd lovers. Yes, new experiences are on the sexual horizon, giving you a lot to think about, as you’ll discover something new and naughty about yourself now. YUM!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Your intensity is what makes you powerful, but it can cause a gal many a headaches as even you can exhaust yourself with your persistence. So, lay off the guilt trips you might give yourself this week, as it’ll be apparent that you are sabotaging yourself. Yes, an epiphany awaits, so pay attention and get ready to make some tiny changes within yourself.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):
When you are at your most selfless, you are in love — so take note at your current power role in your relationships and see who really should stay and who really needs to go. You know it, time to recalibrate and go over the contact list, as moving ahead with a lighter emotional load is what you need now.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
Host a soiree, visit every happy hour and party your booty off. Yes, indulge in an overload of social activity and spread yourself about town. Besides needing it, the change of scenery will have a soothing effect that will help you tackle the rest of your life with more grace and enthusiasm. So, make this week yours to blow off steam, and find what goes around will come around.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19):
Chill out and play it cool. If the one you’re interested in wants to play your game, then let them make a move that’ll give you the confirmation you want. Do nothing until then. Sure, it may be a risk, but this is the time to roll the dice and take an extreme chance. After all, what do you really have to lose? They either prove themselves worthy or not.

Hmm...mine gives me a lot to think about this week!

Yes, mine makes me think too

I Love these Friskyscopes

Mine have been freaky dead on.. giving me a headache from thinking to much lol

can't wait for more!

Lol looks like I was sacking huh?

Interesting! Where did you find these?

TheFrisky.com

wonder what tomorrows will be!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
Host a soiree, visit every happy hour and party your booty off. Yes, indulge in an overload of social activity and spread yourself about town. Besides needing it, the change of scenery will have a soothing effect that will help you tackle the rest of your life with more grace and enthusiasm. So, make this week yours to blow off steam, and find what goes around will come around.

Sounds great!! Anybunny want to go out tonight???

You'll find out soon

Awesome horoscope

i read my horoscope everyday, its really important to me=)

I love to read mine to

Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Give it up if any of your relationships are getting to be a drag. Admit when you have been barking up the wrong tree and know you deserve more. Otherwise, as you fall deeper into the rabbit hole, you’ll be getting more and more in touch with your dark side, which can cause irreparable damage. So, save yourself to save the world around you too.

Gemini (May 21-June 20):
People who are trying to placate your kindness don’t know who they’re messing with. So, time to school them with your method of manipulation, making them wonder which way is up and which way is down. That’s right, no more Miss Apple Pie, because if they’re going to hate you, have it be for more than just being beautiful — but for being a bitch too!

Cancer (June 21-July 22):
Show your dominance and get your release. After all, you’ve worked hard to get where you are and if you can’t own it, then what’s the point? People will always have their jealousies, but for you to be compassionate while they’re robbing you of your moment in the sun? No, no, no, this is your party and you do have the right to smack anyone crying about it.

Leo (July 23-August 22):
Home heartaches can get messy, as you may see your baby resort to passive aggressive cries for attention around the house. Yes, this could be the side of your boo that all your friends warned you about, but whatever. To each their own – you’ll happen to find helpless little creatures are just your thing this week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22):
Don’t let another’s words haunt you, because they really aren’t as smart or threatening as you’re making them out to be. Sure, they can intimidate and play with your head, but understand you can play back and just as rough, as you have way the brain power to mess with them in a way that can cause real damage. So yeah, if they want to go there…

Libra (September 23-October 22):
If you want to listen to sad songs and feel the romance of tragedy, go for it. After all, we all need to hit a bit of rock bottom to propel back into full working order. So, go ahead, play the baby, and throw yourself a glorious pity party, because by the time you’re done, you’ll probably want to turn up the music and dance!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Break off from the pack and go out on a limb to find something more dangerous than what you experience day-to-day. Yes, this is when you really need to light a fire under your ass and get moving. This is not only for your own sense of current preservation, but ultimately for your momentum, which is in dire need of way more juice.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):
The past is like junk in your closet that you can always pull out and play with when you want. Although it’ll make you crazy, sometimes it’s too hard to resist and the only way to get it out of your system is to gorge. It’s not like you feel this nostalgic every day, so if it strikes, why not? Besides, if not this, something else will make you feel just as crazy too, so just feed your craving.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
You know shady people are everywhere, but it’s even more distressing when you don’t even see them coming. So, keep an extra eye open on the people around you. While you’ll have some show you more loyalty than you’d expect, the one or two that turn their backs will shock you — and unfortunately, it may cause you to question humanity this week.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19):
Being nice is awesome, but totally ineffective now. Instead, whip out the darkest side to you and rule your world with an iron fist — which will also mean rectifying what you really believe and will fight for. When you do, you’ll be guaranteed that other will think you’re hotter than ever and it’ll make them want to do you over and over again. Instead of giving in, make them beg!

Pisces (February 20-March 20):
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is — but miracles happen and if you believe hard enough, you never know when they will appear. Sometimes unconditional support is all you need to unlock your truest potential. So, accept what you get and give it back in return, as this week, the impossible may just no longer be that.

Aries (March 21-April 19):
You’ll be feeling insatiable, so watch out for anyone that gets in your way of getting any. Lucky for those that do meet up with you now though, as you ’ll be performing at champion levels, even shocking and amazing you. Yes, times like these you will wonder why you aren’t in the porn industry.

Virgo (August 23-September 22):
Don’t let another’s words haunt you, because they really aren’t as smart or threatening as you’re making them out to be. Sure, they can intimidate and play with your head, but understand you can play back and just as rough, as you have way the brain power to mess with them in a way that can cause real damage. So yeah, if they want to go there…

But I don't have a mean bone in my body