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 Post subject: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:49 am 
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Guy walks in to a bar and sees the menu
"Today's Specials: Cheese Sandwich $1 Hand job $2"
He looks at the bartender, it's a hot chick, he calls her over and asks....
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs"
To which she coyly replies, "Why yes, I am"
So the guy says
"Wash your hands, I want a sandwich!"

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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Hopefully I had $3 in my pocket!!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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I'll take a handjob while eating a cheese sandwich

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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I'll take a handjob while eating a cheese sandwich


I love it!

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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I'll take a handjob while eating a cheese sandwich


Good choice lol

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Is it strange to be hungry and horny at the same time??

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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Is it strange to be hungry and horny at the same time??


I guess it depends on what you're eating. :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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Hopefully I had $3 in my pocket!!! :wink: :lol: :lol:

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You must really be hungry. I couldn't eat three sandwiches. :P

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
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Well, knowing guys, the guy must have been hungry-ha ha! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:42 pm 
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Dennis Hof wrote:
Guy walks in to a bar and sees the menu
"Today's Specials: Cheese Sandwich $1 Hand job $2"
He looks at the bartender, it's a hot chick, he calls her over and asks....
"Are you the one that gives the handjobs"
To which she coyly replies, "Why yes, I am"
So the guy says
"Wash your hands, I want a sandwich!"




hahaha thats funny. As if he would reallly tell her that though. He knows he wants that hand job just as much as he wants a sandwich, if not more. ;)

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 Post subject: Re: Cheese Sandwich or Hand job, which would you chose?
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:29 am 
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That was awesome, Mr. Hoff! Good one!


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