(*)(*)☆★ THE SEX LAWS & TIPS w Tamela Lee ★☆(*)(*)

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:20 pm

The Laws of Sex :mrgreen:

Thou Shalt Giveth Head For a Long Lasting Relationship.

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

AMEN sista!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:05 pm

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

er......a lot easier said than done

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:40 pm

LOL true

dreamscometrue wrote:

er......a lot easier said than done

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:09 pm

One of my rules

Thou shall not slobber while kissing me. Thanks! [smilie=hi ya!.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:42 pm

Ok

lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

One of my rules

Thou shall not slobber while kissing me. Thanks! [smilie=hi ya!.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:44 pm

When eating the p*ssy make sure you use your thumbs to move the lips out the way so you can focus on the CLIT area...

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

How about an amendment to this law:

If thou cums before she does, you must help her finish by all means necessary.

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

michome · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:17 pm

thou shall not need to fake it

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

With all these "Thou" and "Shalt", it seems more like Sex Commandments than laws!

How about:

You may have the right to remain silent but it's better when you're screaming in ecstasy!

scrt_sqrl · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:29 pm

On board with all of these so far! I try to be a law abiding citizen.

mixierose · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:42 pm

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

How about an amendment to this law:

If thou cums before she does, you must help her finish by all means necessary.

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

I think that works just fine.

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

tamelalee wrote:

When eating the p*ssy make sure you use your thumbs to move the lips out the way so you can focus on the CLIT area...

I'm pretty sure I do this

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:15 pm

I think we can make that adjustment :wink:

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

How about an amendment to this law:

If thou cums before she does, you must help her finish by all means necessary.

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:26 pm

Agreed!

michome wrote:

thou shall not need to fake it

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:39 pm

Hehe Yesss! :twisted:

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

With all these "Thou" and "Shalt", it seems more like Sex Commandments than laws!

How about:

You may have the right to remain silent but it's better when you're screaming in ecstasy!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:41 pm

If you break the law you'll have to suffer the consequences :wink:

scrt_sqrl wrote:

On board with all of these so far! I try to be a law abiding citizen.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:42 pm

Lets double check :twisted:

dreamscometrue wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

When eating the p*ssy make sure you use your thumbs to move the lips out the way so you can focus on the CLIT area...

I'm pretty sure I do this

Tony Dark · **Joined:** Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:51 pm **Posts:** 2293

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

Anyone that has ever partied with you knows that this Law is like Jaywalking you know you shouldn't but you just can't help it :oops:

You're just too AMAZING [smilie=hot over you.gif]

that's why I always make sure you get your fortune cookie before I do :wink:

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:26 am

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

Or else she may find a dude who can doeth her properly.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:42 am

mixierose wrote:

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

How about an amendment to this law:

If thou cums before she does, you must help her finish by all means necessary.

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

I think that works just fine.

I hear ya Mixie. Tis the only right thing to doeth.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:49 am

tamelalee wrote:

If you break the law you'll have to suffer the consequences :wink:

scrt_sqrl wrote:

On board with all of these so far! I try to be a law abiding citizen.

Tamela, you make a guy almost WANT to breaketh..... uh I mean break the rules. :twisted:

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

How about, you must ensure that his/her body is completely explored and caressed.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:16 pm

Hehe your pretty amazing yourself [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Tony Dark wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

Anyone that has ever partied with you knows that this Law is like Jaywalking you know you shouldn't but you just can't help it :oops:

You're just too AMAZING [smilie=hot over you.gif]

that's why I always make sure you get your fortune cookie before I do :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:17 pm

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

Or else she may find a dude who can doeth her properly.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:18 pm

Hehe

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

If you break the law you'll have to suffer the consequences :wink:

scrt_sqrl wrote:

On board with all of these so far! I try to be a law abiding citizen.

Tamela, you make a guy almost WANT to breaketh..... uh I mean break the rules. :twisted:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:19 pm

I like this law [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

bryan.sailer wrote:

How about, you must ensure that his/her body is completely explored and caressed.

JustLikeHeaven · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:41 pm **Posts:** 1203

You have the right to remain silent...but it's better when you are screaming in ecstasy!

Anything you say CAN be used against you in the court of Sexual Law...although, usually, what's said in the thrills of passion stays between you.

You have the right to have an attorney present...but, unless it's a female attorney, a Bunny/Lover would be a MUCH better choice!

If you can't afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.....Not really! HOWEVER, if you can't afford an attorney, some ladies WILL provide a second lady for you!

Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Say "Yes" so the lady will cuff you and give you your pat-down!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:03 pm

Hehe hawt!

JustLikeHeaven wrote:

You have the right to remain silent...but it's better when you are screaming in ecstasy!

Anything you say CAN be used against you in the court of Sexual Law...although, usually, what's said in the thrills of passion stays between you.

You have the right to have an attorney present...but, unless it's a female attorney, a Bunny/Lover would be a MUCH better choice!

If you can't afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.....Not really! HOWEVER, if you can't afford an attorney, some ladies WILL provide a second lady for you!

Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Say "Yes" so the lady will cuff you and give you your pat-down!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:54 pm

Ladies cook for your man in just an apron and heels. Teasing him, as soon as dinner is over. All you have on is heels. :twisted:

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

jaylaconrad wrote:

Ladies cook for your man in just an apron and heels. Teasing him, as soon as dinner is over. All you have on is heels. :twisted:

That is a great way to enjoy a dinner and dessert.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:15 pm

Thou shall know you're eating the p*ssy good, when she grabs your head and starts grinding on your tongue

Tony Dark · **Joined:** Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:51 pm **Posts:** 2293

tamelalee wrote:

Thou shall know you're eating the p*ssy good, when she grabs your head and starts grinding on your tongue

I love feeling your fingers on the back of my head :wink:

barbiegirl · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:18 am **Posts:** 6173

thats almost the best feeling in the world!!

xoxoxo

tatyanna does that for me almost every night lol

Slednx · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:44 am

tamelalee wrote:

Thou shall know you're eating the p*ssy good, when she grabs your head and starts grinding on your tongue

I pride myself in being a law abiding citizen! :wink:

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:05 am

Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's bunny!

So if you break any of these sex laws, what is the penalty? Tamela or Jayla will put you over her knees and spank you?

Or put your head between the legs of the nearest bunny and make you do it right?

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:46 pm

Thats why I like dessert first sometimes :twisted:

bryan.sailer wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

Ladies cook for your man in just an apron and heels. Teasing him, as soon as dinner is over. All you have on is heels. :twisted:

That is a great way to enjoy a dinner and dessert.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:48 pm

Make you do it right!! :mrgreen:

And perhaps a spankin is in order too! :twisted:

thunderstorm wrote:

Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's bunny!

So if you break any of these sex laws, what is the penalty? Tamela or Jayla will put you over her knees and spank you?

Or put your head between the legs of the nearest bunny and make you do it right?

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:49 pm

Whoo hoo..Awesome! [smilie=be mine!.gif]

Slednx wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou shall know you're eating the p*ssy good, when she grabs your head and starts grinding on your tongue

I pride myself in being a law abiding citizen! :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:51 pm

It FEELS sooo good !!

Tony Dark wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou shall know you're eating the p*ssy good, when she grabs your head and starts grinding on your tongue

I love feeling your fingers on the back of my head :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:54 pm

Great sex only requires an open mind and patience (you have to be willing to explore and experiment) all bodies react differently!

Slednx · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:05 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Great sex only requires an open mind and patience (you have to be willing to [b]explore and experiment) all bodies react differently![/b]

So true! You need a good pair of shoes to explore and let me tell ya', my shoes' soles are worn out!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:18 pm

Nice!!

Slednx wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Great sex only requires an open mind and patience (you have to be willing to [b]explore and experiment) all bodies react differently![/b]

So true! You need a good pair of shoes to explore and let me tell ya', my shoes' soles are worn out!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:22 pm

I always make sure we both get a nut. I'm not selfish and I wouldn't leave you hanging. You will always be satisfied.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

I do not know if this is a law but more of a guide line or best practice. When it comes to a climax, if you are going to have one you and your partner might as well have two.

mixierose · **Posted:** Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:52 pm

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

Or else she may find a dude who can doeth her properly.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

Thou shall never let anything become more important then being with and pleasing your partner.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:00 pm

bryan.sailer wrote:

Thou shall never let anything become more important then being with and pleasing your partner.

I can agree fully with this one. A great sex life in a relationship can be what makes you hold on through the toughest of times.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:32 pm

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

That sounds like a fun experiment on a hot day. I am always up for experiments with the female body.

Ms Jill · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:32 pm

bryan.sailer wrote:

I do not know if this is a law but more of a guide line or best practice. When it comes to a climax, if you are going to have one you and your partner might as well have two.

good law!

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:00 pm

tamelalee wrote:

I always make sure we both get a nut. I'm not selfish and I wouldn't leave you hanging. You will always be satisfied.

Oh don't worry :mrgreen:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:44 am

If it feels good... DO IT!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 1:21 pm

Do you know that 1 in 3 couples that smoke weed together on average live to be 90 years old? This is due to less stress and arguments...interesting!!

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

Do you know that 1 in 3 couples that smoke weed together on average live to be 90 years old? This is due to less stress and arguments...interesting!!

That is interesting but I am still not going to start smoking. I just hope for more sex and better communication.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:38 pm

lol good idea :wink:

bryan.sailer wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Do you know that 1 in 3 couples that smoke weed together on average live to be 90 years old? This is due to less stress and arguments...interesting!!

That is interesting but I am still not going to start smoking. I just hope for more sex and better communication.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:44 pm

Rule number one

Don't call out random names... LOL

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:42 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

Rule number one

Don't call out random names... LOL

Yeah, that can be awkward. :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:54 pm

Um..yeah!! lol

Italiantriker wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

Rule number one

Don't call out random names... LOL

Yeah, that can be awkward. :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:00 pm

A Good tight p*ssy can make a grown man weak.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

A Good tight p*ssy can make a grown man weak.

Yes it can specially if she knows how to use it.

SmokinAmber · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:59 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

Mmmm, I really like that one!... [smilie=hot over you.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:33 pm

Thanks Amber...welcome to the board! :mrgreen:

SmokinAmber wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

Mmmm, I really like that one!... [smilie=hot over you.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:35 pm

Its all in the hips! :wink:

bryan.sailer wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

A Good tight p*ssy can make a grown man weak.

Yes it can specially if she knows how to use it.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:37 pm

Switch it up fellas. Your girl shouldn't know what positions are coming (perfect your trademark position) but experiment too!

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

Its all in the hips! :wink:

bryan.sailer wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

A Good tight p*ssy can make a grown man weak.

Yes it can specially if she knows how to use it.

Yes it is, because a man who use his tongue and move his hips to please a woman will always have her wanting more.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:52 am

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

Switch it up fellas. Your girl shouldn't know what positions are coming (perfect your trademark position) but experiment too!

I completely agree but ladies you need to be willing to change and try different positions. The same old thing get old quick.

Sharky · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:28 pm

Thou shalt maintain the landscape so it is pleasing to thy partners desires.
:twisted:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:43 pm

Very true

bryan.sailer wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Switch it up fellas. Your girl shouldn't know what positions are coming (perfect your trademark position) but experiment too!

I completely agree but ladies you need to be willing to change and try different positions. The same old thing get old quick.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:43 pm

Absolutly!

Sharky wrote:

Thou shalt maintain the landscape so it is pleasing to thy partners desires.
:twisted:

mixierose · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:31 pm

bryan.sailer wrote:

Yes it is, because a man who use his tongue and move his hips to please a woman will always have her wanting more.

Very true, sir! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:24 pm

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

I could not agree with you more. Sex is suppose to exciting. To people wanting to be intimate with each other and share themselves with each other. Angry people are just no fun at all.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:46 pm

Not at all

bryan.sailer wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

I could not agree with you more. Sex is suppose to exciting. To people wanting to be intimate with each other and share themselves with each other. Angry people are just no fun at all.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:05 am

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

mixierose · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:01 am

Italiantriker wrote:

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

I happen to like that a lot! :mrgreen:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:34 pm

Ill get you to open up :wink:

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:11 am

mixierose wrote:

Italiantriker wrote:

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

I happen to like that a lot! :mrgreen:

I like YOU a lot.

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:16 am

tamelalee wrote:

Ill get you to open up :wink:

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

I am absolutely sure of it.

Brooke Taylor · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:22 am

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

AMEN!!!

mixierose · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:15 am

Italiantriker wrote:

mixierose wrote:

Italiantriker wrote:

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

I happen to like that a lot! :mrgreen:

I like YOU a lot.

The feeling is mutual, baby! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Italiantriker · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:15 pm

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:29 am

tamelalee wrote:

Ill get you to open up :wink:

Italiantriker wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

I like hanging around people who are happy and positive. Nobody likes to have sex with people who are always complaining.

What about a guy who is quiet and withdrawn, but
also sports a s**t eating Southern grin.

I am absolutely sure of it.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:30 am

Brooke Taylor wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Thou Shalt Not Cum Before She Does

AMEN!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:57 pm

Todays tip: While she's riding you, don't lay there lifeless. You have two free hands and your mouth, use them!!

Dallas Diamonds · **Posted:** Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:09 pm

I have ALWAYS been about seeing how many laws I can bend or break but I think I will have no issues with abiding by these laws......

tahoebigbear · **Joined:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:58 pm **Posts:** 676

energy exchange opportunity

Brooke Taylor · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:49 am

Thou shall always have fresh batteries in the vibrator

mixierose · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:24 pm

Brooke Taylor wrote:

Thou shall always have fresh batteries in the vibrator

Lol...definitely! :mrgreen:

Tony Dark · **Joined:** Sat Jun 04, 2011 5:51 pm **Posts:** 2293

tamelalee wrote:

Todays tip: While she's riding you, don't lay there lifeless. You have two free hands and your mouth, use them!!

I have to admit that I do that when I Party with you I can't help it. Your parties are SO HOT SO AMAZING I find myself having moments of Disbelief I think I'm dreaming I can't believe I'm partying with you so sometimes I have no choice but to lay there lifeless and take in the show trying to remember and enjoy every second of the party [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Sharky · **Posted:** Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:11 pm

Thou shalt always have lube on hand
:twisted:

jadecapri · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:07 am

Good rules! Don't forget the towel, things might get wet!

[smilie=hot over you.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:19 pm

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

tamelalee wrote:

Melt ice cubes between her breasts and on her hips. Then trace the water marks with your tongue!

This is a really fun tongue exercise. I have always believed that exercise is good for you.

bryan.sailer · **Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:04 pm **Posts:** 283

Start at a woman's breasts and cover them with chocolate and then bring a line down to her hips. All of the chocolate needs to be removed by his tongue. Did I mention I love chocolate sauce.

willowlove · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:37 pm

I love these laws!! You guys are funny.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:18 pm

Rule number two

Don't make awkward choking noises when you cum. I may get scared and call the paramedics lol

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:11 pm

Morning sex is always the best way to start of a day. ( deep stroke in the am )