## Crazy Quote of The Day with Jayla Conrad ##

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:38 pm

So funny

jaylaconrad wrote:

" Dude, what does mine say? SWEET! What does mine say?!"

Love that movie!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:41 am

"You're choking me!!!!" Friends lil sis says while brushing her hair!!!

Bahahahahah, kids crack me up!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:32 pm

"Cream of Clam!" :shock:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:39 pm

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:09 pm

Hee hee...YUMMY lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:17 pm

we are so gross lol

JordanSoprano · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:43 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

lmao! Enticing!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:02 pm

girls can jack hammer too!!!!!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:06 pm

Oh YES you can! :twisted:

jaylaconrad wrote:

girls can jack hammer too!!!!!!!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:15 pm

I love to jack hammer... YOU!!!! :twisted:

Nigma · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:08 pm **Posts:** 3640

tamelalee wrote:

Oh YES you can! :twisted:

jaylaconrad wrote:

girls can jack hammer too!!!!!!!

lol good one.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:57 pm

O yea baby :twisted:

jaylaconrad wrote:

I love to jack hammer... YOU!!!! :twisted:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:28 am

"They're out of 710 oil, use riser grease instead. They really do have packing knives, just not 8 inch ones, the pipe stretchers are kept in the basement, there are no clutch-slaves on water pumps, get your own tree (wanted me to get a TR-2E) and I just replaced the diesel fuel in your truck with gasoline so fire-up the engine and go home".

-OSU Mike to guy trying to mess with me because I'm new

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:49 am

Yea..thats a little crazy lol

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"They're out of 710 oil, use riser grease instead. They really do have packing knives, just not 8 inch ones, the pipe stretchers are kept in the basement, there are no clutch-slaves on water pumps, get your own tree (wanted me to get a TR-2E) and I just replaced the diesel fuel in your truck with gasoline so fire-up the engine and go home".

-OSU Mike to guy trying to mess with me because I'm new

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:46 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"They're out of 710 oil, use riser grease instead. They really do have packing knives, just not 8 inch ones, the pipe stretchers are kept in the basement, there are no clutch-slaves on water pumps, get your own tree (wanted me to get a TR-2E) and I just replaced the diesel fuel in your truck with gasoline so fire-up the engine and go home".

-OSU Mike to guy trying to mess with me because I'm new

EEEEkkkk... a tad on the crazy side [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

JordanSoprano · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:34 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

I love to jack hammer... YOU!!!! :twisted:

LMAO! That was a great movie!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:32 pm

Squashing sh!t is my specialty... [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:05 pm

Hee hee...YEP!!! lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

Squashing sh!t is my specialty... [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:25 pm

My headlights are ALWAYS on baby!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:29 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

My headlights are ALWAYS on baby!!

florida man · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:49 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

MMM! Conrad Chowder. :twisted:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:57 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"They're out of 710 oil, use riser grease instead. They really do have packing knives, just not 8 inch ones, the pipe stretchers are kept in the basement, there are no clutch-slaves on water pumps, get your own tree (wanted me to get a TR-2E) and I just replaced the diesel fuel in your truck with gasoline so fire-up the engine and go home".

-OSU Mike to guy trying to mess with me because I'm new

EEEEkkkk... a tad on the crazy side [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Well to be clear, I did NOT actually replace the diesel fuel in his truck with gasoline LOL !!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 3:33 pm

nice

florida man wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

MMM! Conrad Chowder. :twisted:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:34 pm

florida man wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

My clam is creamy... just the way you like it!!!

MMM! Conrad Chowder. :twisted:

You know I can't wait to have you in my room. I think I should bring out the frisky in you

KatrinaMarie · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:01 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"They're out of 710 oil, use riser grease instead. They really do have packing knives, just not 8 inch ones, the pipe stretchers are kept in the basement, there are no clutch-slaves on water pumps, get your own tree (wanted me to get a TR-2E) and I just replaced the diesel fuel in your truck with gasoline so fire-up the engine and go home".

-OSU Mike to guy trying to mess with me because I'm new

EEEEkkkk... a tad on the crazy side [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Well to be clear, I did NOT actually replace the diesel fuel in his truck with gasoline LOL !!

LOL!!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:16 pm

yes... for all of you out there who want to know... the carpet does match the curtains lol

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:57 pm

in my best british accent " you've blocked me on FaceBook... Now you're going to die"

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:12 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

yes... for all of you out there who want to know... the carpet does match the curtains lol

LOL !! I HATE it when people ask me that question. I used to just flash people who asked me that; until it occurred to me that that would be a pretty efficient way to end-up on the registered sex offender list.

Last time it happened, about 8 months ago, I produced a hair sample, (leg hair actually) handed to them and said "Here, you tell me. I'm color blind".

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:35 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

yes... for all of you out there who want to know... the carpet does match the curtains lol

LOL !! I HATE it when people ask me that question. I used to just flash people who asked me that; until it occurred to me that that would be a pretty efficient way to end-up on the registered sex offender list.

Last time it happened, about 8 months ago, I produced a hair sample, (leg hair actually) handed to them and said "Here, you tell me. I'm color blind".

I used to as well!!!!!! Then the same thought came to mind as well! LOL!!!

Nigma · **Joined:** Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:08 pm **Posts:** 3640

jaylaconrad wrote:

in my best british accent " you've blocked me on FaceBook... Now you're going to die"

lol people get so upset by facebook.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:34 pm

Nigma wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

in my best british accent " you've blocked me on FaceBook... Now you're going to die"

lol people get so upset by facebook.

It's actually a song lyric that Tam and I find quite hilarious.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:32 pm

I love that one!!!!!!!!!! lmao lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

in my best british accent " you've blocked me on FaceBook... Now you're going to die"

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:44 pm

waxing... a thing of beauty... if you don't rip your skin off lol

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:38 pm

Your hilarous! :lol:

jaylaconrad wrote:

waxing... a thing of beauty... if you don't rip your skin off lol

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:23 pm

It's not cheating if your girlfriend is involved...

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:54 pm

Hee hee...good one!! :lol:

jaylaconrad wrote:

It's not cheating if your girlfriend is involved...

Vanilla Frost · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:24 am

Upon waking January 1st:

"You look like hell."

"Yeah, well nobody said YOU were hot." :lol:

Vanilla Frost · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:25 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

It's not cheating if your girlfriend is involved...

An excellent point! :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:06 am

haha what a great morning

Vanilla Frost wrote:

Upon waking January 1st:

"You look like hell."

"Yeah, well nobody said YOU were hot." :lol:

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:56 pm

Awesome quotes everyone. I love your sense of humor.

Jayla Conrad wrote, "I'm Puff, She's stuff wanna play with our muffs? lol --I would love to stuff and puff your muffs.

My contributions:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If the speed of light is so fast, what is the speed of dark?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
Just how much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

Vanilla Frost · **Posted:** Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:00 pm

"He's totally gonna ask for your number!"

"Are you sure? I don't think I have the equipment he's looking for, if you catch my drift."

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:34 am

thunderstorm wrote:

Awesome quotes everyone. I love your sense of humor.

Jayla Conrad wrote, "I'm Puff, She's stuff wanna play with our muffs? lol --I would love to stuff and puff your muffs.

My contributions:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If the speed of light is so fast, what is the speed of dark?
Just remember, if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.
Just how much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:26 pm

"You should have seen it. All night, those two guys would yell at each other, then both of them would yell at the third guy. It was like an episode of Dumb, Dumber, and Douche Bag".

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:53 pm

"Are you single?" - No, I'm plural. "I meant are you free this Friday?" - No, I'm f*cking expensive.

Too funny!! lol

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:41 pm

"That guy has seen more ass than the driver's seat of a cheap rental car. He's my mentor !"

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:10 pm

tamelalee wrote:

"Are you single?" - No, I'm plural. "I meant are you free this Friday?" - No, I'm f*cking expensive.

ROFL !!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:54 pm

Hilarious right?

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

"Are you single?" - No, I'm plural. "I meant are you free this Friday?" - No, I'm f*cking expensive.

ROFL !!!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:26 am

My uncle says to me yesterday

" here's a knife. Stab someone."

Epic

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:54 pm

Oh that reminds me..This quote was EPIC lol

"Everything is epic now. epic car. epic haircut. epic movie. epic album. epic shut the f*ck up."

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Jan 12, 2012 7:37 pm

Lmao...Well, you know they say there is a fine line between being a Genius and a Retard

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:56 pm

I'm in control tonight... not you. My remote"

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:08 pm

aha

jaylaconrad wrote:

I'm in control tonight... not you. My remote"

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:58 am

Look at me!!! wait don't look at me!!!

FML... so hilarious

marilynamore · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:38 pm

thats freaking hilarious lmfao

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 12:49 pm

SHHHHHHHH!!! How many times do I have to tell you that's the special hole!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:01 pm

OMG...last night was too funny!!! lol crazy quotes galore!!

mixierose · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:46 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

My uncle says to me yesterday

" here's a knife. Stab someone."

Epic

LOL! Your uncle sounds awesome.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:41 pm

LMAO!! lol
We should be comedians! lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

Look at me!!! wait don't look at me!!!

FML... so hilarious

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:02 pm

mixierose wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

My uncle says to me yesterday

" here's a knife. Stab someone."

Epic

LOL! Your uncle sounds awesome.

he is awesome!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2012 5:41 pm

"WTF...Look likes it could be a diaper you are wearing" lol

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:47 pm

HAHA good one Tamela

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:19 pm

Hehe thanks babe [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jaylaconrad wrote:

HAHA good one Tamela

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:25 am

Dude... no more poop tools... bad

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:32 pm

Oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realize you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!! :shock:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Jan 26, 2012 1:10 pm

You dropped something... your face

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:18 pm

NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes. :shock:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:33 pm

Don't ask to swim with dolphins if you can't swim lol

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:45 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

Don't ask to swim with dolphins if you can't swim lol

That came from a funny movie can't recall the name (LOL)

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:57 pm

Grand Dad Gone Wild wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

Don't ask to swim with dolphins if you can't swim lol

That came from a funny movie can't recall the name (LOL)

Just go with it

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:01 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

Grand Dad Gone Wild wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

Don't ask to swim with dolphins if you can't swim lol

That came from a funny movie can't recall the name (LOL)

Just go with it

(LOL) I almost said , Just go down on it :mrgreen:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:13 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

Don't ask to swim with dolphins if you can't swim lol

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:51 pm

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

mixierose · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:44 pm

tamelalee wrote:

NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes. :shock:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:50 pm

mixierose wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes. :shock:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:16 pm

thunderstorm wrote:

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

Ahahahahah

mine for today is your wiener holder needs to be tighter lol :mrgreen:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:06 pm

LOL good one!! :lol:

thunderstorm wrote:

If You Ever Need A Helping Hand, You'll Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:17 am

Im dry but Im nice. - Joan Rivers comment about her getting a date with George Cloony on Fashion Police.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:13 pm

Hee hee..she is a nut!! lol

thunderstorm wrote:

Im dry but Im nice. - Joan Rivers comment about her getting a date with George Cloony on Fashion Police.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:14 pm

We should be able to Text 911, you know, just In case you're hiding from a psycho killer and can't talk. kinda makes sense! lol

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:53 pm

If she talked anymore sh!t, she'd be shaped like a turd.- Layfette from True Blood tv show.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:51 pm

LMAO!!!

thunderstorm wrote:

If she talked anymore sh!t, she'd be shaped like a turd.- Layfette from True Blood tv show.

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:20 pm

Conversation with our crew's electronic's repairman today.

"My name is Mike but my friends call me Yo"

"I just got dis here electronics degree but I'm thinking I'm going to go back and get me some physics degrees soon ya dig ? I really consider myself a scientist. I'm been studying our MSDS sheets and its cool script, yo. I'm going to get me some physics degrees so I can build a space ship in my garage, yo".

FYI "Yo" is from South Dakota is more German-Irish than me, and was dead serious lol !!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:48 pm

Lol too funny!!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Conversation with our crew's electronic's repairman today.

"My name is Mike but my friends call me Yo"

"I just got dis here electronics degree but I'm thinking I'm going to go back and get me some physics degrees soon ya dig ? I really consider myself a scientist. I'm been studying our MSDS sheets and its cool script, yo. I'm going to get me some physics degrees so I can build a space ship in my garage, yo".

FYI "Yo" is from South Dakota and is more German-Irish than me lol !!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:49 pm

Do you know where this quote is from??

“This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!"

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:44 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Do you know where this quote is from??

“This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!"

No clue but it is pretty dam funny !!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:01 am

Step Brothers! I love that movie

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Do you know where this quote is from??

“This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!"

No clue but it is pretty dam funny !!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:36 am

thunderstorm wrote:

If she talked anymore sh!t, she'd be shaped like a turd.- Layfette from True Blood tv show.

I LOVEEEEEEEE True Blood!

angelinasparks · **Joined:** Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:36 pm **Posts:** 3994

Great Quotes :lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:16 am

I have diarrhea... of the mouth!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:26 pm

Ewwww

jaylaconrad wrote:

I have diarrhea... of the mouth!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:00 pm

hahahaha

mixierose · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:59 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Ewwww

jaylaconrad wrote:

I have diarrhea... of the mouth!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:24 pm

I'm itchin to get in da kitchen!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:20 pm

Good One!!

See ya later masterbater....After awhile pedophile :lol:

jaylaconrad wrote:

I'm itchin to get in da kitchen!!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:39 pm

Don't put sh!t in my mouth!!!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:46 pm

‎1st Sgt Caputo in regards to screwing up on libo. "I will kill your family pet. That's right, Im not gonna kill you because it wouldn't hurt you long. I'm gonna kill your family pet, that way you AND your family will have to sit around and be all sad and poopoo just because you decided to F up my libo weekend"

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:19 pm

LMAO!! lol

jaylaconrad wrote:

Don't put sh!t in my mouth!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:23 pm

"It's gonna be legend--wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the 2nd half of tha word is dairy!!" :lol:

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:22 am

Yes, he lost his left hand, so he will be "all right". from Arrested Development TV show.

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:42 am

1SG: Beets (whispering)
Me: yes 1SG (trying to play off that he woke me up)
1SG: (still whispering) When your mother kissed you goodnight, did you ever wonder how long it had been since she gave your Dad a BJ?
Me: Huh? Fuck no 1SG!
1SG: I bet you are now! And I bet that poopoo's gonna keep your ass awake for the rest of this FTX aint't it!?