## Crazy Quote of The Day with Jayla Conrad ##

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:08 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Deep thoughts. "They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Which is why you should always fight your battles with a gun instead".

Deep thoughts. "NO I am NOT building a bunker in my back yard. Do you really think I'm THAT crazy ? I'm just reinforcing the one that is already there".

I want a bunker in backyard... to play naughty games in :twisted:

I'd offer to help you build one but they are not nearly as fun to dig as you would think LOL !!

Side note, at the risk of TMI, I have masturbated in them on several occassions. :mrgreen:

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:26 pm

Your a yeast infectiion mildly irritating and you smell funny. HAHA

xoxo

Natalia

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Oct 03, 2011 3:01 pm

nataliaqing wrote:

Your a yeast infectiion mildly irritating and you smell funny. HAHA

xoxo

Natalia

Winston Churchhill when a lady accused him of being too drunk.

"Yeah, well you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober".

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:27 am

"Though I walk through the Valley of Death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest Son of A Bitch in the valley". -Green Berret motto

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:52 am

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Side note, at the risk of TMI, I have masturbated in them on several occassions. :mrgreen:

... How come I didn't get to help? lol [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:29 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Side note, at the risk of TMI, I have masturbated in them on several occassions. :mrgreen:

... How come I didn't get to help? lol [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Because unfortunately females are still not allowed in the infantry plus back in 2001, given our difference in age, it would have been ILLEGAL !!! LOL !!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:21 am

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Side note, at the risk of TMI, I have masturbated in them on several occassions. :mrgreen:

... How come I didn't get to help? lol [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Because unfortunately females are still not allowed in the infantry plus back in 2001, given our difference in age, it would have been ILLEGAL !!! LOL !!

Bahahahahahahahahahaha that's a hilarious thought!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:27 pm

"I figured I would dress like a skank today" lol

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:30 pm

HAHA

xoxo

Natalia

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:14 pm

I'm so sick of gassiness...

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:50 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

I'm so sick of gassiness...

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:08 pm

"I'd rather be rich than stupid" Deep thoughts by Jack Handy

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 12:52 pm

"Nice Cameltoe" lol

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 5:13 pm

unsure1973 wrote:

I don't drink anymore......I don't drink any less either!

Laugh and the world laughs with you...cry and it laughs even louder.

hahahahah

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:44 pm

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:
"It takes a big man to laugh at one's mistakes and a bigger man to make that man cry".

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:
"The prisoner told the executioner 'I'll be waiting for you in hell, with a gun'".

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:46 am

hee hee...good ones!!! :mrgreen:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:
"It takes a big man to laugh at one's mistakes and a bigger man to make that man cry".

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy:
"The prisoner told the executioner 'I'll be waiting for you in hell, with a gun'".

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:00 am

This one was issued by my aunt this weekend in regard to her very hyper adolescent Golden Retriever which really really loves to roughhouse.

"I had to switch to a shock to discipline him because he does not recognize a beating when he's getting one !!"

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:08 am

HAHA!!!

xoxo

Natalia

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:58 pm

camiparker wrote:

Poor doggie!

Don't worry, my aunt is a dog lover of the first order. This dog of her's is something else though and something had to be done to maintain peace and order in the household.

I wrestled with it for 45 minutes to see if I would wear the dog out and all I did was get him more hyper and excited. I do not want to guess the $ amount of the furniture damage it has caused LOL !!

LoverBabe~CindiLarue · **Posted:** Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:49 am

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

camiparker wrote:

Poor doggie!

Don't worry, my aunt is a dog lover of the first order. This dog of her's is something else though and something had to be done to maintain peace and order in the household.

I wrestled with it for 45 minutes to see if I would wear the dog out and all I did was get him more hyper and excited. I do not want to guess the $ amount of the furniture damage it has caused LOL !!

I hope everything is alright.

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:16 pm

camiparker wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

camiparker wrote:

Poor doggie!

Don't worry, my aunt is a dog lover of the first order. This dog of her's is something else though and something had to be done to maintain peace and order in the household.

I wrestled with it for 45 minutes to see if I would wear the dog out and all I did was get him more hyper and excited. I do not want to guess the $ amount of the furniture damage it has caused LOL !!

I get that, the energy some of these dogs have is amazing!

Yep and their pain tolerance is something in a category of its own. That was my aunt's problem. She would swat the dog for chewing on a table leg, car tire, her leg or whatever and the dog just thought she was playing with him. I would hate to see what level of intensity you would have to take things to make the dog realize you were not playing. I do not think my aunt wanted to either, hence the shock collar.

Military quote: "Never piss off your sergeant or the cooks because in either scenario you will always end-up eating poopoo".

kimberrae · **Joined:** Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:33 pm **Posts:** 25

LOL! too funny jayla

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:21 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

This one was issued by my aunt this weekend in regard to her very hyper adolescent Golden Retriever which really really loves to roughhouse.

"I had to switch to a shock to discipline him because he does not recognize a beating when he's getting one !!"

Hhahahahaa, that's frigin hilarious!!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:23 pm

Sharky wrote:

So the nun says, "No, that's what the camel is for."

Feel free to blurt this out when someone walks into a conversation so that they feel like they've
missed out on a joke.

:lol:

HAHA!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 8:34 am

"When I open my legs opera music starts playing" lol

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:17 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

"When I open my legs opera music starts playing" lol

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:20 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

"When I open my legs opera music starts playing" lol

HAHA!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:03 pm

"Well given the fact that to my surprise you're not annoying the hell out of me yet, I guess I can stay for one or two more days and help out. Just make sure you continue to keep putting whatever it is you've been drugging my coffee with in there so that doesn't change ".

-Me to my parents today, when asked if I would hang around and do some more yard work.

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:18 am

Somehow yesterday, I got into a discussion with one of the ladies about rumors that would be good to start about the ladies working at the competition houses. This one was the winner.

"Her teeth so sharp she accidentally circumcised three guys last week while giving oral"

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:34 pm

"I'm really not a lush" :lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:53 pm

I need to start yelling the f-word out so the people answer the phone

amypage · **Posted:** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:36 pm

i need a work out partner

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:26 am

Goddamn peep-hole

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:36 am

jaylaconrad wrote:

I need to start yelling the f-word out so the people answer the phone

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:51 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

I need to start yelling the f-word out so the people answer the phone

Haha!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:06 pm

"We all are a little GAY" :lol:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:01 pm

"DUDE ! Look at me ! I'm a freaking red haired, freckle faced, son of a farmer, from Hicksville, OH. I AM a walking, talking clique, so why would you expect me to be anything other than the "King of Clique" seriously ?"

OSU Mike, sometime late this afternoon

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:13 am

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"DUDE ! Look at me ! I'm a freaking red haired, freckle faced, son of a farmer, from Hicksville, OH. I AM a walking, talking clique, so why would you expect me to be anything other than the "King of Clique" seriously ?"

OSU Mike, sometime late this afternoon

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:51 am

To small local newspaper reporter interviewing OSU alumni on who is the more hated rival these days Michigan or Wisconsin.

"To me Michigan will always be the biggest rivalry but Wisconsin will probably be the most hated school. You see I hate Michigan really more out of tradition whereas I HATE Wisconsin for actual reasons".

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:03 pm

Hee hee!!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

To small local newspaper reporter interviewing OSU alumni on who is the more hated rival these days Michigan or Wisconsin.

"To me Michigan will always be the biggest rivalry but Wisconsin will probably be the most hated school. You see I hate Michigan really more out of tradition whereas I HATE Wisconsin for actual reasons".

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:20 pm

"Wow..you have long fingers!" lol

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:37 pm

camiparker wrote:

I saw a funny college rivalry shirt once for University of Michigan that said "Michigan State: East until you smell it, south until you step in it" lol - I probably have the directions wrong, but you get the idea. hee hee!

Like one of my most favorite Michigan jokes. "Q: Why do the birds fly upside down in Michigan ? A: Because there is nothing worth poopoo on".

BUT it is all in good fun. Without Michigan, Buckeye football would not be quiet as fun and Michigan very much is the reason Buckeye Football is the top tier program it is.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:36 pm

"I'm not a sex addict. I have restless groin syndrome. "

barbiegirl · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:18 am **Posts:** 6173

jaylaconrad wrote:

"I'm not a sex addict. I have restless groin syndrome. "

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:20 pm

Haha!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:13 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

"I'm not a sex addict. I have restless groin syndrome. "

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:46 pm

I'm not a sl*t... I'm just popular!

lol

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:49 pm

Funny!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:35 am

camiparker wrote:

I like that! How about "I'm not a sl*t, I'm just outgoing!" :lol:

Yeah that would work. lol. I say that saying on a keychain and it made me giggle

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:19 pm

"That Mile High Sunburn is a BITCH !!"-OSU Mike

It is worse according to the doctor I just seen, MUCH worse.

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:23 pm

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:46 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"That Mile High Sunburn is a BITCH !!"-OSU Mike

It is worse according to the doctor I just seen, MUCH worse.

Tee hehehehehe

barbiegirl · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:18 am **Posts:** 6173

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:32 pm

"Understand if you insist on me giving you an explanation, I will do so by explaining it to your supervisor, then your supervisor's supervisor. WHY ? Because poopoo rolls down hill and I want to make sure it rolls over you twice !!"

-OSU Mike to TSA agent when told he had to be patted down a third time because he bags did not clear a third time. No one would connect the dots on why one necessitated the other.

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:35 pm

Haha!

dahlia james · Be back 5/11/2012-5-25-2012

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden

NOT A QUOTE BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:21 pm

I love reading this stuff!!!

summersmith · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:16 pm

I heard it lastnight!! :lol:

jaylaconrad wrote:

"When I open my legs opera music starts playing" lol

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:21 pm

These are great.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:34 pm

aahhha

camiparker wrote:

"I'm hung like a buck gerbil" :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:36 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

I'm not a sl*t... I'm just popular!

lol

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:32 pm

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:19 pm

remind me not to leave my forks laying around :lol:

camiparker wrote:

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:05 pm

It's awkward when your mom walks in on you masturbating and says

"dinner is ready and its totally normal to play with yourself."

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:07 pm

hehehe even more so if she joins in

jaylaconrad wrote:

It's awkward when your mom walks in on you masturbating and says

"dinner is ready and its totally normal to play with yourself."

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:48 am

Ooh that's funny!

ElectronicUser · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:53 am

"I dont have issues, I have subscriptions", Unknown.

"If you wake me to early in the morning I will be crankier than a vampire with a paper route." -Christopher Titus

"Roger, we are L-L-M-F" Me over the radio! (Lost like a mother fuc*er)

-EU

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:38 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:48 pm

"You wanna help ? For the last time numb nuts ! The best thing you can do is stay out of my way. Go back inside and play freaking dolls or house or whatever I don't care. Just stay away from me, stay VERY far away from me. Bad enough you're boning my sister, it would be different if you actually knew something about tools but you don't. You're just out here to get suck-up points with My Old Man and that is grade B poopoo in my eyes. You bring nothing to the table that is of use to this situation. Why are you still standing there, GO AWAY !!"

OSU Mike to drunk, idiot brother-in-law, last night at parent's house

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:20 am

ElectronicUser wrote:

"I dont have issues, I have subscriptions", Unknown.

"If you wake me to early in the morning I will be crankier than a vampire with a paper route." -Christopher Titus

"Roger, we are L-L-M-F" Me over the radio! (Lost like a mother fuc*er)

-EU

Hilarious!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:12 am

Omg thats hilarious!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"You wanna help ? For the last time numb nuts ! The best thing you can do is stay out of my way. Go back inside and play freaking dolls or house or whatever I don't care. Just stay away from me, stay VERY far away from me. Bad enough you're boning my sister, it would be different if you actually knew something about tools but you don't. You're just out here to get suck-up points with My Old Man and that is grade B poopoo in my eyes. You bring nothing to the table that is of use to this situation. Why are you still standing there, GO AWAY !!"

OSU Mike to drunk, idiot brother-in-law, last night at parent's house

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:28 pm

I'm Puff, She's stuff wanna play with our muffs? lol

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:53 pm

nice

jaylaconrad wrote:

I'm Puff, She's stuff wanna play with our muffs? lol

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:38 am

I went and saw this house yesterday.... my thoughts of how it was gonna look would be a serious understatement...

For goodness sake this crazy bastard put a stove in the bathroom!!!

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:36 am

Oh my gosh that's funny.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:21 am

williamsn411 wrote:

After getting off "It's A Small World" at DisneyLand

My Sister: "Man, if I had to listen to that 'Small World' song one more time I was gonna shoot myself"
Myself: "They probably use that song to torture people at Guantanamo"

Hhahahaahah, that's exactly how I felt on that ride!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:29 pm

what???

jaylaconrad wrote:

I went and saw this house yesterday.... my thoughts of how it was gonna look would be a serious understatement...

For goodness sake this crazy bastard put a stove in the bathroom!!!

nataliaqing · **Posted:** Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:31 pm

williamsn411 wrote:

After getting off "It's A Small World" at DisneyLand

My Sister: "Man, if I had to listen to that 'Small World' song one more time I was gonna shoot myself"
Myself: "They probably use that song to torture people at Guantanamo"

Haha!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:55 am

seriuously.... this house was ra-dic!!!

Stoves and sinks in odd places, safe rooms, way too many schemes. It was awkward to say the least lol

barbiegirl · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:18 am **Posts:** 6173

I like the small world ride

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:57 am

Rockin' out with my cock out!! lol

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:05 am

"I am still alive you SOB, worse still for you, I'm now VERY pissed off. Next time you try to crucify me; best use a bigger hammer. I will now demonstrate on you." - OSU Mike to brother in law

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:04 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"I am still alive you SOB, worse still for you, I'm now VERY pissed off. Next time you try to crucify me; best use a bigger hammer. I will now demonstrate on you." - OSU Mike to brother in law

Bwahahahahahaha!!! you crack me up!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:37 pm

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"I am still alive you SOB, worse still for you, I'm now VERY pissed off. Next time you try to crucify me; best use a bigger hammer. I will now demonstrate on you." - OSU Mike to brother in law

Bwahahahahahaha!!! you crack me up!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

LOL !! Glad you find it entertaining. My brother-in-law is an offensive line coach for a D III college and is the definition of a meat headed football player. He is 6ft 10in tall and weights something like 375lbs. Worse still, he's an sweetheart who likes to push people around.

The problem is, I'm an old wrestler and prior service. My attitude is that I've had my ass whipped a few times and it wasn't that bad, so I won't back away from a scrap with him. Half the time, I look for a reason to fuck with him because he is so not used to someone standing their ground against him. He looks like a deer in the headlights when that happens, then he goes back in the house and tries to avoid me the rest of the evening.

Even better, my sister has recently started to make fun of him whenever that happens !! "You going to out there and make an ass of yourself or are you going to stay in here, leave him alone and keep your pride intact ?" was her line this weekend I guess.

I wish they would just stop visiting when I'm home LOL !!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:31 pm

That's too funny!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

jaylaconrad wrote:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"I am still alive you SOB, worse still for you, I'm now VERY pissed off. Next time you try to crucify me; best use a bigger hammer. I will now demonstrate on you." - OSU Mike to brother in law

Bwahahahahahaha!!! you crack me up!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

LOL !! Glad you find it entertaining. My brother-in-law is an offensive line coach for a D III college and is the definition of a meat headed football player. He is 6ft 10in tall and weights something like 375lbs. Worse still, he's an sweetheart who likes to push people around.

The problem is, I'm an old wrestler and prior service. My attitude is that I've had my ass whipped a few times and it wasn't that bad, so I won't back away from a scrap with him. Half the time, I look for a reason to fuck with him because he is so not used to someone standing their ground against him. He looks like a deer in the headlights when that happens, then he goes back in the house and tries to avoid me the rest of the evening.

Even better, my sister has recently started to make fun of him whenever that happens !! "You going to out there and make an ass of yourself or are you going to stay in here, leave him alone and keep your pride intact ?" was her line this weekend I guess.

I wish they would just stop visiting when I'm home LOL !!

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:27 pm

Don't ever go to the tanning bed without some sort of sex toy!!!!

summersmith · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:37 pm

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~ Bob Rubin
:lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:49 am

Me to my brother when he was 4 and we were coming in from boating sitting in the tube.

"William... we're sinking (as i leaned forward and put water in the tub.) There is nothing that mom or dad can do! We are gonna die out here!!"

little did he know we were only in 4 feet of water. He starts screaming and crying and my mom is yelling at us " WTF is going on?? WTF is wrong with you!!"

.... priceless memories

summersmith · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:42 pm

You were a mean big sis :lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:00 pm

I was terrible!!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:28 pm

She got him ready for the real world lol

summersmith wrote:

:lol:

You were a mean big sis :lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:32 pm

basically... someone had to teach that spoiled brat something.

summersmith · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:47 pm

True

tamelalee wrote:

She got him ready for the real world lol

summersmith wrote:

:lol:

You were a mean big sis :lol:

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:23 pm

it's all about the poop tools man!!!

summersmith · **Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:21 pm

You and POOP! You are crackin me up! :lol:

jaylaconrad wrote:

it's all about the poop tools man!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:28 am

"My heart says Jacob...but my weiner says Edward."

:lol:

summersmith · **Posted:** Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:45 pm

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.

"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
Woody Allen

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:23 pm

" Dude, what does mine say? SWEET! What does mine say?!"

Love that movie!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 2:04 am

"Shut-up dam it !! If I wanted to listen to an sweetheart, I would just fart !!" -My father to me

jaylaconrad · **Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:54 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

"Shut-up dam it !! If I wanted to listen to an sweetheart, I would just fart !!" -My father to me

Hhahahahahahahahaha, that's awesome! My mom says sh!t like that too!!