Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You’re going to have to do a lot more leg work than you would like, but if you want what you want, it’ll mean setting an example and the minions will follow from there. Yes, power can be a bitch to wield, but if you stay focused, the rewards will arrive one by one. So, have faith, as now things won’t move too fast for anything or anyone but you.
For The Week Of August 8-14, 2011


Wow, I have minions?..... I Didn't know that...... Wahoo!!!!!!

Ditto baby!!

Hey you..we are compatible!!!

New Friskyscopes tomorrow

Cool how are we compatible?

YES! I am a Leo

For The Week Of August 15-21, 2011



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You’re not one to be shy, but somehow someone will be making you a bit timid — despite the fact you can talk night and day about them to others. Honey, wake up and realized you’re obsessed! While talking non-stop to others may make it somewhat real, only actions can make it truly come alive. So, work it now and don’t settle for looking without touching.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You’re going to have to hustle a bit to get your schemes in order now, as things will likely be falling apart fast if you don’t stay on it like white on rice. Yes, time to push back all unimportant appointments and put out fires as they spark, even if they aren’t yours. No, this won’t be the sexiest week — that is, until you save the day.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Trying to be friends is impossible. After all, if things don’t come natural to you, forcing yourself to “try” always equals coming across as false — to yourself and often times to that other. So, as you move ahead with this week, pay attention to your feelings, as the trepidation is there for a reason, like a form of self-protection.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

People can be such crackheads. While you make it a job to be painfully honest, understand it’s not the same for others. So, keep this in mind as someone talking an impressive game might not be as forthright as you want. Not that you should sympathize, as it is likely they are trying to sound as if they’re on your equal plane. No matter, a liar is a liar.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Hot attractions make you burst at the seams, as you’re not one to hide excitement when you’re feeling it. However, this week, someone will be stirring your curiosity in a more mysterious way and it’d be best if you keep this one on the down-low until you can sort it all out and figure this secret’s place in your life. He or she will not have proven their worth in just a week.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Perhaps it’s work stress or annoying family issues, but whatever the case, it’ll be making you need your outlets in a bigger way. Yes, expect to feel dirtier and hornier this week — but lucky you, your honey will be on that same vibe to, so don’t be shy in initiating XXX scenes, as they’ll be one thing in your life that will be as easy and tasty as pie.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Life is flying by you so fast, it might seem as if you’ve hardly have anytime to absorb all the recent events and sort out where you want the future to go. You know it, that mood to break out those talks with your latest piece will be happening, as you’ll be feeling a bigger need to find a secure set of shoulders you can count on.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Every day will feel like a struggle, as everyone around you will think they’re right and of course, everyone will have a differing opinion. While you’ll wonder if it’s worth the battle, don’t waste time deciphering that answer. As it goes, when things get so hectic, it’s best to just bow out and let the bloody mess work itself out. Until then, enjoy going under the radar at the beach instead.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

This week, don’t bother with the underwear. It’ll just be another thing getting in your way, as your unbridled passion and inner romantic will be taking over and making you act out on all sorts of insane impulses. No matter, it’s about time you had something in your life that makes you want to get off the couch.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Get ready as the flakes will be out this week, making you want to kill as the disappointments add up. So, as you read this now, save yourself and make a note not to set any plan in stone this week, because there will be more than enough communication snafus that will be out to bite your ass.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Don’t wait for your turn to talk. Strike while the iron is hot, even if it’s just for you. Yes, your show of power will put another off, but a change of mind will come in time. After all, there is never a good time for truth, especially when it comes with a painful sting, but once it settles, you’ll get the respect and results you’re ultimately aiming for.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You’re just getting your stride going, so keep your eye on the prize. As it goes, this is your time to move ahead of the pack, as you have all the elements going for you — expect people. No, you won’t be getting the support you will need, but screw it, that validation isn’t necessary now. In fact, it may help you—sticking it to those slackers will be your best motivation yet.

Sorry but don't know much about horoscopes can explain a little more for me PLEASE. it take me a little while to learn something.

too funny

Go to http://www.astrologyzone.com/ to learn more

Ok now see why we are compatible. Here is what some of it says about us.

My bet is you will find an ideal mate with Leo. Fire sign Leos like the air element you provide to the relationship, for it makes their fire burn brighter.

Sexually, your Leo is expressive and warm, bringing all kinds of luxuries into the bedroom to coax you into the mood, using fragrant flowers and the best champagne.

Very nice

That's what I thought when I read it

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Every day will feel like a struggle, as everyone around you will think they’re right and of course, everyone will have a differing opinion. While you’ll wonder if it’s worth the battle, don’t waste time deciphering that answer. As it goes, when things get so hectic, it’s best to just bow out and let the bloody mess work itself out. Until then, enjoy going under the radar at the beach instead.
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When it rains it pours and it seems that everyone is going to tell me how to stay dry.

geez tamela every on of these for me has been rough. at least there is a light at the end of this one.

I'll dry you off

Its getting better

I love reading my friskyscopes. Thanks, Tamela

its starting to. upward curve here we go.

Something may cum up when you do,
please take it as a compliment.

U r welcome sweetness!!

Its getting better

Things are looking up for a lot of us

For The Week Of August 22-28, 2011



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Whatever you need this week, whether it’s more time alone or getting him to do what you want, you’re going to have to throw some money at the problem. Call it the easiest solution to the dullest of issues, as dealing with it in any other way will bore you. This week, it’s invigorating relaxation you want, not tiresome tedium.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Time to start assessing where exactly you stand on all the things that matter, as it’s time to discern if it’s going to be one of those long winters or not. Chances are you will like what you see, but on the small chance it’s not, that just means you’ll have to hustle a little harder, as there is still some time left on the clock.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Despite what you might hear, you are going to have to pay attention to your intuition, as it’s going to be at its peak now and can lead you out of pending despair—if you bravely face the truth and its consequences. Yes, we’d all like to see the world with rose-colored glasses, right now, you should know that point of view will eventually catch up with you in a bad way.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You aren’t one to trust everything you hear, especially when there’s so much information coming at you. However, you know you’re not one to get sucked into vapid sweet talk either, so do know these facts will add up in your favor and it’s about you believing it. So, your task for this week is understanding that your fear of being a sucker is as big as your fear of accepting the truth.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You’re near the finish line of a tumultuous cycle and all will start to feel a lot rosier this week. If you’ve been putting forth towards your dreams in the bigger sense, then this will be the time when rewards will start to roll in and you’ll understand your calling in a bigger sense. You know it, feeling good is going to be a more intense sensation, inside and out!



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You can’t care what anyone else wants. If this means going all out selfish and closing off the world to just do what you want, then so be it. It’s not like you’ll be icing them out forever, but sometimes that nagging is just too much and for some reason the people around you just don’t understand the word “No.” Thankfully, though, they will understand a closed door in their face.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

We all love dirty little secrets when shared by that one and only, which is why this week will be so special, as those trust issues that have been driving you a bit batty over the course of your latest tryst finally get settled with a big bang. Yes, that key to that mystical land called trust will become yours; so don’t screw it up now by being judgmental about what you hear.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You can’t be everything to everyone, but you can always count on being good to yourself will put a smile on your face. So, as this week becomes all about being-with-my-baby-and-no-else-will-matter, know it won’t make you too popular with anyone but your baby. However, you can’t feel guilty for your pleasures, because as it goes, you need to get it good while the good can be got!



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Embrace practicality, organization and routine as your new tenets, because you’ll have no time for much else anyway. However, this is more of an attitude that you’ll need to adopt, rather than a indication of this week’s pressures —this is your time to start revving up your engine, but until you light that spark inside, nothing is going to happen.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Not everything has to make sense, least of all love. Seems just about anything can surprise you now, as something way out of the ordinary will start to float your boat in that scheming, horny devilish way. Yes, a new attraction will hit, bringing out that darker and lustier side in you—and you’ll love it.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

There are endless excuses to evade the truth, or if you want to take it in baby steps, that is fine too. However, if you’re postponing it due to what you think is a pending disaster, realize it might not be — as you might actually be delaying your happiness instead. As it stands, nothing is set in stone now; so do take part in creating your destiny, rather than avoiding it.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Be warned: no matter what you say, your honey is going to take it as nagging. Seems there will no winning this week, without waging a small battle each time. Whatever, a little spunkiness here and there never hurt anyone, even if it’s inspired by crabbiness. If anything, it’s putting up with him when he’s like this that’ll really let you know you love him.

Finally an update that doesn't seem dire.

I know right lol

Very interesting!! I really like this thread!

Im scorpio.

For The Week Of August 29-September 4, 2011



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Twists and exciting turns are coming, as you’ll start to see the light of a different future. Yes, cryptic happenings are on the horizon, which will change your point of view and ultimately your trajectory. While it doesn’t mean you won’t want the same things, it might just mean changing the form of how you first assumed it will happen.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You do know how to present well, but that doesn’t mean that people can’t see through your glossy veneer. Try all you might to appear as if you’ve got it all together, but what really will that get you? If you need help, don’t be shy about accepting it. There is support available and no shame in wanting it. Besides, who really likes perfection anyway? So boring!



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Commitments you’ve made or your ideas about relationships are about to start to slip into reverse and have you going either into a major time warp or into a radical reassessment of what you view as romance. No, life doesn’t always work in linear ways, but this week will have you all over the map and where you will wind up is anyone’s guess.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You are not the same person as you used to be, so when old temptations come back into play, it might not have the same tragic outcome as it usually would. As it happens, redemption is something that is possible for you now, but unless you face the dragon, you will never know how strong you have actually become.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

People have weird tastes and there’s no accounting for it. If you aren’t their cup of tea, whatever. Accept it and move on, instead of thinking you can work harder to get what you want. Sometimes targets you aim for just aren’t worth the ammo spent. So, this time, if you find you’re in this situation, quit while you are ahead, as there is nothing to win trying to play with a brick wall.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Use your sixth sense, because it will come in handy in all sorts of ways, even if what your gut is telling you to do is too out of the ordinary. Otherwise, trying to rely on being logical or even kind in the most simplistic way can backfire on you, as the personalities you come into contact with this week will be working in very bizarre ways.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Foibles in communications will make you crazy and it might seem as if you and your honey are slipping off the same page, but if you remember what you truly love about each other and keep that at the forefront of your thoughts, you can rise about the madness that will ensue. Yes, not everything will be smooth, but if you know you’re ultimately in it to win it, then all will be fine.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

No one is perfect, but as long as you can function, you have nothing to complain about. Yes, getting to the finish line of each day will be an accomplishment unto itself, as your confidence may take a few nosedives throughout the confusion that will arise this week. But if you can take baby steps to at least go through the motions, it will minimize your agony.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

People who gloat are annoying, because everyone knows if they were truly happy they wouldn’t have to brag to feel good about themselves. So, this week, when a competitive someone around you feels the need to try to step on you to get a leg up, get in touch with your compassion, because, as it stands, those people suck and need your sympathy, not aggravated attention.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You’ve learned a lot from your past, and have come a long way. However, to leap into the future the way you want, you will have to go over some things that didn’t work out in your favor from days gone by and ask yourself “Why?” Yes, time to do some major soul-searching, as it is time to reconcile some mistakes and sort out how changing the future can correct the past.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

A major case of c**kblocking can begin this week and from an unlikely source. Of course, it’s likely it won’t change anything with whomever you are romantically into, but seeing that other in such a light can be problematic. It’s never pleasant to find out that someone who you thought had your back doesn’t actually have it, but in fact might want to stab it instead.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

The ride to the top will get a little bumpy, but if you can roll with the punches gracefully, it will earn you the support you need to get to the next level. However, the transitions will confuse. Yes, many conundrums to face now, but if you’ve got the brains to sort them out, you’ll also have what it takes to sort out other upcoming opportunities—which could bring you major success.

comeon comeon comeon, damn still not great for the gemini.

LOL, in it to win it.

O yea!

For The Week Of September 5-11, 2011


Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You’re not wrong to think that something is coming for you, because it is and when it hits, it’ll be as if the whole world will brighten that shade of grey, as your cynicism will be challenged in a rather direct way. No matter, it’s not like you haven’t been bored for too long already. So, yes, consider this week the one that’ll put your life a little more on track.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

If only all your dreams could be possible…Oh, not to be totally cliché, but you can’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. Just because one area of your plans is not lining up, doesn’t mean your whole plan is a bust. Stop being so dramatic and just reroute your brain to see that perfection comes in parts.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Only you can bring on your misery this week, by over-thinking everything and isolating yourself into an idea of the way you think your life should be. Yes, time to release those white knuckles, and take on this coming collision with change relaxed, as it’s being in the moment, each moment, that will get you safely and happily to the next chapter now.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Life is a cabaret, but not if you don’t start to show some more gratitude to that someone that always has your back. Otherwise, last call will come soon to end your party. As the score is tallied, know whoever is counting isn’t missing a beat. However, compassion does lurk, so if you want to keep the festivities going, it’ll mean spreading a little sugar in more ways.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

We all have a different perception of the truth, so if that happens to mean an exaggerated sense of things, then so be it. This week, it won’t be in your favor to have to stick to semantics, as it’ll be much better to let your imagination run away with you and lead you to whereever it may. After all, you are long overdue for a decent adventure.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Time to think a little harder about the position you’re in and how that is really working out for you. While you can make as many excuses as you want, the fact will remain that not everything adds up. This doesn’t have to mean the end of all that you know though, but rather a slight shift. As you should know, even a slight bend could make all the difference.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Blah, blah, blah, blah is all you’ll hear as your honey will endlessly go on and on and on about everything you just won’t care about. While it’ll hardly be sexy, be a dear and help him through this rough patch with a few strokes to his “ego.” It’s moments like these that playing hero will get you appreciation.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Flattery might have gotten you far in the recent past, but this week is when you’re going to have to scale back the embellishments and truly shoot from the hip to control a situation. If your aim sometimes hurts, oh well, that is the price that those who need to hear the truth will have to pay at times. Think of it as cutting off the head of the beast before the pass.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Love makes everyone say crazy things, so don’t be too hard on yourself as you go through this week and can possibly be spouting out one wacky comment after another. So what if there may be a drunk dial in your future? The point will be how they respond, because at least this is when you will truly learn if they are in or out, not both.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Being stubborn only gets you somewhere when that other is less resilient than you, but when you are dealing with someone stuck in cement, you might want to reconsider your actions and just bite the bullet to get plans in motion again. Sure, you might be right, but in the scheme of things, it’ll be much easier now to just be the bigger person.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You won’t be having it this week when someone will start to pour on the condescension thick. Of course, the sad part may be that it is likely just the way they communicate. Whatever, you can’t be everyone’s counselor, so see situations like these as what they are and move away as quickly and graciously as you can.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Not everything comes with a pretty bow on top, so give up that fantasy now and come back into reality. No matter how beautifully you can choreograph a story in your mind and want to believe in it, no amount of visualization exercises will bring what you want if what you want requires a miracle.

Today's Horoscopes (JUST FOR LAUGHS)


Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general poopoo.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a fucking communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a poopoo. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. Leos enjoy fucking small animals and kiss mirrors alot.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your poopoo attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.Most Scorpios are murderers.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of poopoo.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically poopoo. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

These are hilarious... for a second I was worried though... especially the incest part (Gemini here) !!!

Al

Aha thought you guys would like that

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
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Great now the secret isn't a secret anymore.

I loooooooooove this post tamela!

Ah ha...lol

For The Week Of September 12-18, 2011



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Relax! Life is about to settle into a nice manageable pile of work, love, family, friendship and all those other things you find important, as you’ll finally get the perspective you need to put it all in order. Sure, this might only last for a short time, but anything will do, as a little bit of logic and peace will go a long way now.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Confidence will get you everywhere now, so don’t be scared to show off for your honey. After all, what they need from you now is a show of support and a solid one, which means no more acting on the defensive, but on the offense. Take charge and be in control. Even if you don’t know what you actually mean, as long as you sound strong, they will believe too.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Love is a mystery that always keep you guessing — but would you want it any other way? Of course not! So, keep that in mind, as your emotions will peak into a crazy crescendo this week, leaving you confused, shocked, and possibly a bit emotionally maimed. However, the good news is that once you see all that you are up against, you’ll know you’ll be just fine.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Life has a funny way of working itself out, even if it seems to take forever. After all, you’re a gal that lives for surprises, so the way the universe can make that happen is often taking forever to give you what you want. As it’s not easy to catch someone like you off guard, but seems this week may be the winner, as the end of it should have you feeling on top of the world.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Just when you think you can’t take any more bad luck, a turn around will be happening to put it all into perspective and lead you to the next phase of your story — the one in which everything will make sense in a bigger and more spiritual way. As they say, it takes pain to grow, so be ready to enjoy the fruits of your labor now.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You’re not one to be held back by old fashion rules; too bad that it seems your fate to find those you love are often bound by them. This usually leaves you having to come up with a happy medium to respect where they are coming from. Lucky for you though, tables will turn and it’ll be you that will be challenged this week. Yes, finally, something juicy to sink your teeth and brain into!



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Instead of judo flipping whomever you want into your emotional fantasies this week, play it cool. No trying to take over the TV airwaves or needing to write a message in the sky. Nope, the antics this week need to be more subtle, more charming and just that much more cunning. That’s right; think slight-of-hand rather than obvious love victim.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Time to put on a happy face and wear it out until the end of the week, because that is when it’ll finally be authentic — and by prepping for it, it’ll properly align you with the stars! Yup, it’s one of those fake it till you make it periods, as you’ll be the one responsible for casting the mood, but if you can show the one you want, then that is all the effort you’ll need to make it.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Romance doesn’t always have to be about extravagant moments in which the lighting is perfect and the music just so, with your man looking hot in the most ideal of places. Often times it’ll be feeling frumpy and still wanting to get it on, burping and farting all the while. Yes, it’ll be one of those “keeping it real” weeks in love, but why have it any other way?



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Go out on a limb and put it all on the line. It’s all about instant gratification now and taking chances in love — and the only way to ensure that you’ll get what you want is to be in each moment and live it out. Yes, you will ultimately need guts to push yourself to taking this leap of faith, but in the scheme of things, do you really have anything to lose?



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

If you want to feel closer to that certain someone, time to get them somewhere only you exist and can be his everything. No, not kidnapping, but planning a trip with your baby to see how cozy you are when left to just be cozy with each other. Besides, you need a break from reality yourself, and by killing two birds with one stone, you’ll get the most out of your time now.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Before you say anything important this week, think it through. While yes, you’re better off the cuff, just spewing from your heart, the person on the other line isn’t as the resilient as you, so softening the tone and doing some spoon feeding will be required. Sure, you’ll wonder if having to be gentle is for you, but in love, sometimes humility is the hardest lesson of them all.

I like mine for this week:)

These weekly readings are entertaining.

I like you every week

I love to entertain you

i do to. for once i get a good one. guess that means i need tp plan something bit.

I've got a few other ideas how you could entertain me.

Dont you mean...LOTS of ideas!!

For The Week Of September 19-25, 2011




Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Ease up on the pressure and let yourself cruise. If you stay chill, answers from within will come and the comfort of a Queen will be yours. It can’t be all work and no play now, as that’s obviously a recipe for disaster. Trust in fate; understand that drama doesn’t have to follow you everywhere you go and growing doesn’t always involve pain. Sometimes, destiny can be fun.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Don’t discount the opinions of others. While you may not see all that is available to you now – or even the pitfalls—those closest to you can. So, if you’re smart, listen to them. While it won’t be easy swallowing some of this info, know it’s better to deal with a little aggravation now. than pain that can scar later.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Adjust your mind to a new perspective, a more positive one, no matter what reality is dictating to you, and then ride it out from there. After all, there is no reason you can’t have what you want by just assuming it so. If what is to be will be, all will fall in line in time. However, believing is half the battle — the most important half.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

When you’ve got it, you’ve got it and there is no reason to hold back. If you find yourself doing so, then ask “Why?” Chances are, if you go deep enough, you’ll see the answer to that question leads to a red flag with a message directed at you. You do deserve better and trying to believe otherwise only has you losing out. So do yourself a favor now.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Your libido is going to be acting up, like an itch that constantly needs scratching; distracting you from many of the responsibilities you face this week. However, giving into your urges will get your energy flowing in a more powerful and direct way. So, work out this balance now, as having your cake and eating it too will be the most delicious treat you can give yourself.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You’ll be feeling the love in a bigger way this week, as things with your baby get bigger and better — as in more romantic and passionate. Of course, the price to pay could mean bigger fights and disagreements, but no worries, as they will ultimately get you both to reveal how committed and deep your love is, acting like a giant aphrodisiac shoved down your throats!



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

The home front will get a bit of rustling up, as you think things should be one way and your boo will think another. Seems you won’t be able to see eye-to-eye on anything now, as you’ll both not want to give up the power of being “right.” While this standoff can go on for a while, understand the issue at hand is likely way deeper than what is on the surface.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You’ve got to give to get, so show your appreciation now — but don’t worry, you don’t have to go overboard. A little passion will go a long way. At the very least, it’ll mean getting your other to get those day-to-day chores under control — as in, getting the trash taken out without asking, the toilet scrubbed, etc. Yes, throw the dog a bone, as he’ll kindly obey now.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

If you have to ask, know the answer won’t be good. Yes, anything that isn’t obvious in your love life isn’t a good sign. Understand mixed signals can actually be no signals — so don’t misinterpret situations for what you want to see, as only you will pay the price. The good news though is once you see the truth, you’ll also realize your feelings were never that deep anyway.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You’ll get what you deserve, so consider this week a gauge of your karmic score. However, even if you’ve been naughty, there is redemption ahead — so don’t sweat it too hard. Yes, even with that other that you’ve done wrong to; as long as you give them a speech that can move mountains, all can be forgiven. Then you too can partake in the cosmic delights of this week.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You’re going to have to stay confident and keep your point of view clear in your mind. Yes, prepare to trudge through stubborn attitudes this week, and understand that it’s all just a test of confidence that can make or break your current romantic state. While the discomfort can be a bit much at times, know it will lead you in the right direction.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Delicate emotions will be on the table and it’ll be up to you to speak with precision and compassion. So, know this is your moment to shine and if you can keep it together, then you will be pure gold. As it goes, your baby will need you now and you’ll need to pull out those words of wisdom. If you just feel it through, magical advice will pour from your lips.

Here's hoping karma owes me... I need some cosmic delights!!!!!
Thanks for posting these!!

Al

Thanks for reading

For The Week Of September 26-October 2, 2011



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Indecision will bite you in the ass, so don’t leave questions unanswered. Although you would like to be the peacekeeper, understand that trying to be evasive with the truth isn’t going to do anyone any good — least of all you. Time to get straight up, as putting honesty off now will only cause bigger disappointment for another and create bad karma for you.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

As much as you’d like to believe you know everything, you don’t. So, stop planning your life around possibilities rather than realities. Yes, it’s great to have vision and believe in it, but getting it to come together takes more than just visualization—and that’s where exposing your vulnerability will come into play. Difficult, yes, but it is the last bastion to conquer in order to reach happiness.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You have a strong personality and that’s a beautiful thing. However, not everyone knows how to deal, so you will often hear what people think you want to hear. Sure, you think you’ll know who these people are, but this week, the charm they lay on will be so thick that even you won’t know how to resist being seduced — so be forewarned, as not all you hear is what you need to hear.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Rules can be broken; don’t hesitate to kill traditions your boo wants to impose on you, if they go against your beliefs. While you won’t expect some of these ideals to come from him, it will be an eye-opening experience, as now you are going deeper into each other’s psyche and discovering that not all syncs up so perfectly. However, know it’s workable nonetheless.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

What goes around, comes around, and this week, you’ll see the direct results of karma at work. Yes, fate will be your little avenger, as the last laugh on someone who did you wrong is going to be delightfully put into your hands. However, being who you are, chances are you won’t find it as necessary as you thought, as you’ll see you were always ahead anyway.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

No one has to know all your secrets. This week, it’s okay to divert issues at hand with something pretty and shiny. Not like you’ll be avoiding the truth, but for now, guard your vulnerability like it’s Fort Knox, as not all that you are up against may be worth revealing yourself for. For now, bide your time and listen to your instincts, as they’ll tell you all you need to know.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You can’t rely on being the one in control all the time, so give up the reins, as it’s time for that other to show you what they’ve got. As it goes, “It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it out of sight.” So, if you believe, let it happen, as white-knuckling the steering wheel constantly will do nothing but burn you out now.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You need your pragmatism and if someone can’t work with you on it, then you can’t work with them. After all, it’s not like you don’t make sense and want to make life more difficult on yourself. Trust yourself to know what’s right — and if anyone else tries to tell you differently, know they are the problem and reassess your situation.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You can’t help who you fall for and that’s just how it is. While you are likely to feel as much pleasure as pain with this latest one, trying to deny it won’t work. So, despite how hectic your life is becoming, go ahead and throw that one extra ingredient into the pot, as it is likely the spice that’ll make it all blend beautifully together.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

There is no such thing as total emotional maturity, so don’t expect the impossible from your baby now. While it won’t be the easiest week to deal with their “habits,” you can’t expect to have a miracle happen overnight either. So prepare yourself with several extra doses of patience now, as it will be one of those times when you’ll feel as if you’re emotionally walking through tar.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Forget trying to get your way and just go for the compromise from the get-go with the stand-offs you face now. Not to say you can’t win the conflicts that come your way, but it just won’t be worth the effort, as they are likely to be temporary victories only. Plus, in the scheme of things, they won’t be important. So, as they say, pick your battles carefully in order to win the war.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Forget all the worries you have now. Just cast them aside, as what will be will be and you just have to let it go. Otherwise, trying to make change happen now will only expend your energy in a negative way, as it’ll frustrate you, and nothing else. Sure, you may want to do something, but this time, doing nothing is doing something.

For The Week Of October 3-9, 2011


Libra (September 23-October 22)

The world will be spinning faster than you’ll know how to handle, but that doesn’t mean it’s time to sit back and just let it all take control. No, this is the time when you have to be the one to bite the bullet and start steering this energy into new directions; you can’t fight fate, but you can play with it properly when need be.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Time to get back to the basics and be honest what really makes you happy. As you sift through it all, chances are a new focus will become clear, which will propel you forward in a new way, and with enough power to matter. So, yes, time to make those big decisions, the ones that seem impossible to anyone but you.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Go ahead and air some of your dirty laundry in public, as it’ll be your friends that will come to your defense now and can set your love life woes in order. As it goes, sometimes it does take a village to get anything done for you and your honey. Now, it’ll mean getting all those voices chattering in his ear, as volume will likely be the trick that gets answers through to him.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Life isn’t fair and that’s just a fact. However, it’s not your call to enforce punishment on those who do wrong. So, despite the fact that you will see that someone you trusted can majorly suck, be cool in your approach, as how you handle this discrepancy will have repercussions. To avoid them landing improperly on you, it’ll mean wiping your hands clean ASAP.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)

Who cares what ridiculous ideas your baby will bring to the table now, as it’s time you let them dream a little dream and support them through thick and thin. Otherwise, if you are trying to play devil’s advocate, step back and see what that might really mean. As it goes, sometimes it’s not about letting anyone be right, but just letting them be happy.

Pisces (February 20-March 20)

To get the clearest idea of what your squeeze is all about, it’ll mean breaking out of your comfort zone. If this means booking a little trip away or just going somewhere really adventurous for dinner, do it. It’s now crunch time for you to gauge what they truly are capable of without their security blanket, so take a more clever approach to your research.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

The key word for you this week is leverage. Things won’t be moving fast, but ensuring that they move your way will mean being strategic and a bit more sly. So, no sneering, as the more you can hold that poker face, the more access you will have to getting info from that other. When it comes down to it, this should be like stealing candy from a baby.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Do not give your power away. Being agreeable is one thing, but being a doormat is another and this is when you will have to distinguish between the two, even with the little things. As it goes, it’s actually the smaller things that you give up your voice on that will ultimately cause bigger issues, as this will and can cause a snowball effect.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

You don’t have to go overboard with compliments when it comes to wooing that person into your clutches properly. In fact, if anyone is going to get the deluge of adoration, it should be you first. After all, even if you aren’t feeling it, portraying yourself as such will make life easier in the long run, as there is no reason to just assume the role of submission for just anyone.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This is going to be one of those weeks when you can totally just veg out and forget any responsibility you have. As it so happens, by next week, life is going to be moving at a much faster pace, making this one optional in how much energy you want to expend. If the couch is the place you want to love the most, then so be it; you won’t feel guilty about it later.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

Hold tight to your optimism, because certain parts of your life that you thought were solid will start to slip from under you, changing your point of view fast. While this can mean anything in career, love or family, know it’s likely only one thing that will cause drama. Of course, a ripple effect can happen, but you don’t have to let those aftershocks get to you.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)

Time to settle scores and get back your integrity. Even if you aren’t ready to admit everything on your mind to that certain someone that has hacked away at your self-esteem, at the very least, writing down your thoughts and saying them out loud to yourself will bring back some of the love. However, once you say them, you will likely need to share them

For The Week Of October 10-16, 2011


Libra (September 23- October 22)

Don’t scared to get a little uncomfortable, as that’s the only way to know if your sacrifice and the transition into it is worth its while. Otherwise, keeping close the status quo will only wind you up with the same results, and there is no more time to waste on trying to learn the same lesson again. As they say, waste not want not — and understand it’s a cliché for a reason.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

No more trying to sort yourself out to fit around that other. As it goes, if you want what you want, you have to think about just you and be as selfish as you need to be. Obviously, it’s not like you wouldn’t give of yourself to anyone you care for, but the question is about what they can and are willing to give you and the only way you can know that is to give them the chance to do it.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21)

Don’t try to second-guess yourself, because your gut reactions will be the most accurate in helping you steer clear of a-holes that can seriously trip up your confidence. Whatever. At the very least, you do have friends that you can always count on. So, if there is a slump in your self-esteem this month, feel free to host a pity party with a friend, they will come and turn it around for you.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Watch your back when it comes to a friend of your baby’s that isn’t a fan of yours. Yes, possession is nine-tenths of the law and it seems that other can’t give into that. While you’ll want to strike back where it hurts, refrain. If all is good, your honey will prove to be diplomatic in just the right way to give you all due respect and put that other in their proper place.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19)

Why have boundaries if they are only holding you back? Time to reassess how far you’ll go, as opportunities now will call on you to bend in new ways and stretch yourself out. Sure, not all rainbows end with a pot of gold, but know this one will at least bring stories you can tell for years to come. So, do understand that at the end of the day, you have nothing to lose.

Pisces (February 20-March 20)

Take the high road this week, no matter how insane the comments you are hearing. Besides, time to see the situation you are in for what it is and take what you need. You’ll find that all that other excess spewed out at you is really inconsequential and not anything you should have to take responsibility for. After all, a booty caller should be just that. Keep your priorities in check.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

You’ll be feeling naughty in all sorts of new and dirty ways and if you feed into it, you’ll be one happy camper. Yes, as the sign of the rebel, going a bit harder into your transgressions will be what will release your dark side completely; they’ll allow you to be able to come out the other end, as it’s new entries that will peak your interest now.

Taurus (April 20- May 20)

You can give until you’re blue in the face, but fairness won’t be what comes back for you. So, brace yourself for the shift in power, as that other may just throw you off the radar without any gratitude. Of course, don’t you worry, because what goes around will come around and if you know when to fold them, you can walk away mostly unscathed.

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

A weird series of events can have you seeing life in a new way. This can come by way of an interesting opportunity through a friend or a co-worker, and whatever they have in mind will be something that will jog something new in your life or, at the very least, in your mind. Yes, expect new routines to start, bringing sexy back way more intensely.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Love can spark in the oddest places this week; so be brave, head out to the wild unknown and ride out the adventure. As it goes, being in a new environment will require you to bring out different aspects of yourself, loosening up your energy and magnetizing something exciting your way. However, to get there will mean you going first.

Leo (July 23- August 22)

You don’t have to think too hard about what you need this week in terms of love. If they can look good next to you, then all is good, as those ego boosts will be what turns you on the most now. As they say, if you can’t be with the one you love, just love the one you are with — so long as they’re hot.

Virgo (August 23- September 22)

You may be smarter than your boo, but that doesn’t give you the right to act condescending to them when you don’t get your way. Brains don’t always qualify you to be right in the moral sense; as this week unfolds and has you wanting to control everything, understand that you could be missing a few thing in terms of compassion — and that can ultimately make you wrong.

i loooooove horoscopes. i read mine everyday

Oooo my frisky scope sounds just right!!!=D

HAHA!!! I love these.

xoxo

Natalia

Me to

#CAPRICORN over here babycakes

Gemini (May 21- June 20)

A weird series of events can have you seeing life in a new way. This can come by way of an interesting opportunity through a friend or a co-worker, and whatever they have in mind will be something that will jog something new in your life or, at the very least, in your mind. Yes, expect new routines to start, bringing sexy back way more intensely.

Sounds like an interesting week ahead! I need some sexy back!!!


Al

I will give you sexy back!!

Me too!!

xoxo

Natalia

i knew i liked you miss thang lol

i knew i liked you miss thang lol

For The Week Of October 17-23 Sorry its late!


Libra (September 23- October 22): You’ve never been one to get too pushy and this isn’t the time to start. However, as another tries to get their way with you, don’t deflect in your normal way, by ignoring and proceeding. No, this time, it’ll take a sleight of hand to judo flip the opposition to your will. So, work your words with precision, as they can bring a powerful sorcery to the game being played now.



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Go ahead; be as cocky as you want to be. After all, why hold back and hide who you really are? Do you really think that other will just figure it out? Forget that. As it goes, you’ve got to give it as real as it is, as that’s the only way to avoid discrepancies in the long run. Yes, this time around, for that other, give now and have them pay now too. No more love on an installment plan!

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Expect crazy, ultra vivid dreams now. They may even feel so intense, that when you wake you will wonder if they were real experiences. No matter, take it for what it’s worth, because something so obvious in your subconscious is as real as anything you can live out. That’s right; don’t deny those visions, as they are telling you something quite important!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Life has a funny way of presenting interesting opportunities at the wrong time. However, you just have to go with your gut when it comes down to it and if that means making spontaneous changes to the trajectory of where you want your future to go, then so be it. Yes, this is what they mean when they say “to live a little.”

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Whatever is happening in your life now, despite all the chaos and uncertainty, is most definitely part of your destiny. Considering the culmination of events that led you here, it’s about time! While what lies ahead may still be a bit blurry, don’t fret. The less you know now, the better, as it’ll be the surprises that’ll make all this other agony worth it.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Don’t get all hung up on rules and keeping score now, as it’s pointless and limiting to think in such rigid terms. Life doesn’t move with such a consistent flow, so you can’t expect your honey to act so robotically either. Besides, if relationships were so systematic and easy to decipher, you’d be bored to tears. So, remind yourself that you loathe predictability and move ahead already.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Surprising resources will start to make their presence known, but don’t jump into any deal too fast because taking time will give you leverage. Yes, pace yourself and read all the fine print and ask questions. A little paranoia can go a long way now. Even if this is without need, at the least, it’ll show that other who they’re dealing with is no desperate sucker.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): There is no reason to question motives or wonder, “What’s next?” If you do, you’ll only be wasting the pure magic and bliss you have now! Sure, the world can end next week or reality may change the tides of current circumstances, but who cares? You have it now, so live it and take in every moment like it’s the last (even though it actually won’t be).

Gemini (May 21- June 20): There is no way to be mature 24-7, so don’t wig out when you might have a temper tantrum or two this week, as someone will get on your nerves so bad, that you will just have to scream. Whatever, there are worst vices to have to submit to in moments like this, so consider yourself at least mature enough to just need to verbally blow off your steam.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Demand more, get more. Your baby is no mind reader, but if they were, they’d be crawling into your brain right now to see what you are really all about, to shower you with love in the proper way. Know you are in full control right now, but only if you grab those reins and lead that sexy beast to the promise land. Otherwise, they will get lost without direction.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Get ready to deal with a deluge of moodiness and feel as if you are emotionally stuck in mud. Yes, you have to take the bad with the good and unfortunately this week is going to be payback time in the love department, as nothing will as peachy as you’d want it to be. However, do realize the new side of your other that you see this week may leave too much of a scarring impression.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): The things that will fly out of your mouth this week may shock and surprise you, as you won’t have a way to edit yourself. Of course, it won’t come from nowhere, as it seems as if someone will be pushing all those buttons that can make you snap. Whatever, there won’t be any remorse for what will be said, as chances are you’ve just been waiting for the perfect opportunity.

Uh Oh... Gonna have some outbursts this week!!! I always blow off the steam... it helps me get rid of the stress and not let it fester inside!!!


Al

These sound great!

better out then in... Or you can come see me to get rid of some stress

For The Week Of October 17-23, 2011



Libra (September 23- October 22): You’ve never been one to get too pushy and this isn’t the time to start. However, as another tries to get their way with you, don’t deflect in your normal way, by ignoring and proceeding. No, this time, it’ll take a sleight of hand to judo flip the opposition to your will. So, work your words with precision, as they can bring a powerful sorcery to the game being played now.



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Go ahead; be as cocky as you want to be. After all, why hold back and hide who you really are? Do you really think that other will just figure it out? Forget that. As it goes, you’ve got to give it as real as it is, as that’s the only way to avoid discrepancies in the long run. Yes, this time around, for that other, give now and have them pay now too. No more love on an installment plan!

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): Expect crazy, ultra vivid dreams now. They may even feel so intense, that when you wake you will wonder if they were real experiences. No matter, take it for what it’s worth, because something so obvious in your subconscious is as real as anything you can live out. That’s right; don’t deny those visions, as they are telling you something quite important!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Life has a funny way of presenting interesting opportunities at the wrong time. However, you just have to go with your gut when it comes down to it and if that means making spontaneous changes to the trajectory of where you want your future to go, then so be it. Yes, this is what they mean when they say “to live a little.”

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Whatever is happening in your life now, despite all the chaos and uncertainty, is most definitely part of your destiny. Considering the culmination of events that led you here, it’s about time! While what lies ahead may still be a bit blurry, don’t fret. The less you know now, the better, as it’ll be the surprises that’ll make all this other agony worth it.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Don’t get all hung up on rules and keeping score now, as it’s pointless and limiting to think in such rigid terms. Life doesn’t move with such a consistent flow, so you can’t expect your honey to act so robotically either. Besides, if relationships were so systematic and easy to decipher, you’d be bored to tears. So, remind yourself that you loathe predictability and move ahead already.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Surprising resources will start to make their presence known, but don’t jump into any deal too fast because taking time will give you leverage. Yes, pace yourself and read all the fine print and ask questions. A little paranoia can go a long way now. Even if this is without need, at the least, it’ll show that other who they’re dealing with is no desperate sucker.

Taurus (April 20- May 20): There is no reason to question motives or wonder, “What’s next?” If you do, you’ll only be wasting the pure magic and bliss you have now! Sure, the world can end next week or reality may change the tides of current circumstances, but who cares? You have it now, so live it and take in every moment like it’s the last (even though it actually won’t be).

Gemini (May 21- June 20): There is no way to be mature 24-7, so don’t wig out when you might have a temper tantrum or two this week, as someone will get on your nerves so bad, that you will just have to scream. Whatever, there are worst vices to have to submit to in moments like this, so consider yourself at least mature enough to just need to verbally blow off your steam.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Demand more, get more. Your baby is no mind reader, but if they were, they’d be crawling into your brain right now to see what you are really all about, to shower you with love in the proper way. Know you are in full control right now, but only if you grab those reins and lead that sexy beast to the promise land. Otherwise, they will get lost without direction.

Leo (July 23- August 22): Get ready to deal with a deluge of moodiness and feel as if you are emotionally stuck in mud. Yes, you have to take the bad with the good and unfortunately this week is going to be payback time in the love department, as nothing will as peachy as you’d want it to be. However, do realize the new side of your other that you see this week may leave too much of a scarring impression.

Virgo (August 23- September 22): The things that will fly out of your mouth this week may shock and surprise you, as you won’t have a way to edit yourself. Of course, it won’t come from nowhere, as it seems as if someone will be pushing all those buttons that can make you snap. Whatever, there won’t be any remorse for what will be said, as chances are you’ve just been waiting for the perfect opportunity.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Surprising resources will start to make their presence known, but don’t jump into any deal too fast because taking time will give you leverage. Yes, pace yourself and read all the fine print and ask questions. A little paranoia can go a long way now. Even if this is without need, at the least, it’ll show that other who they’re dealing with is no desperate sucker.

Lol I like this one

For The Week Of October 31-November 6, 2011



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): If anxiety were fuel, you could rocket yourself around the earth several times and still have energy to spare. Happily, the time to cool those jets is coming into view and a new calm will be taking over the scene. Whether it will be out of resolution or apathy, the result is the same and for that, you can thank your lucky stars.

Sagittarius (November 22- December 21): The charm will be oozing off you and magnetizing whatever you set your sights on, as your idealism and your mojo will be so strong that nothing will seem out of reach. Sure, some may see this as cocky, but whatever, haters never bothered you. If anything, that audience will be just what you need to bring your showmanship over the top to prove the impossible is possible.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Get ready for the past to bombard you. Whether it’s irritating thoughts or actual events that seem like deja vu, stay grounded, as this will bring a good turn of events. If it’s not closure, expect to get a new point of view on that person, place or thing that will have you seeing that life is way more bizarre than even the wackiest sci-fi adventure.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Companionship is your drug. So lucky for you that a lovely connection will strike hard this week, through someone else close to you heart. However, there will be a catch, as that connector might not be as jazzed as you’d assume and could get in the middle, causing you to have to weigh out the rights and wrongs of your lust and fight to get what can be yours.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Linear movement in your love life won’t be happening for you this week, so forget logic and just go for the ride. When the adventure unfolds, the last thing you will want is any control anyway, as this one will be better left without any reference points. However, do trust that where you will wind up will make total sense in all the dreamiest ways.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Let spontaneity be your theme now, as you won’t want to know anything more than just a few minutes into your future — and no worries, as those last minute gut feelings will be your best. So, let the pressure ride, because that will be the most effective way to handle this week, giving you the biggest opportunities to make the most of it.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It may be harder to keep a secret now, but letting it fly out of your mouth without warning will be detrimental. For now, sit tight and work out your urges as silently as you can; for this will give you a sense of power over yourself and the saucy situation you find yourself in. As it goes, more will be less when it comes to words and showing your emotions, so do it and play to win.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): A nice, beautiful feeling of relief will be taking you over this week, as, all of a sudden, balance, peace and harmony will come over you like a strange fog that can block out the apprehensions you’ve had. Whatever the cause, don’t question it, as going forward with it will give you all the real answers you need.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Despite all the fabulous feelings flowing through your life, there will be a some discomfort that will rear its ugly head. The good news is if you cut it off now, it won’t get any bigger. However, this could be a problem that is chronic. Yes, it’s a toss up where your feelings will go after your initial actions, so consider this the ultimate test for your problem-solving skills.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Finally, the chokehold of power over you will ease up. Yes, the truth will come and out you will spring from the traps that have bound you. While some bitter feelings can still linger, understand past circumstances were unavoidable, so holding on to any residual agony won’t get you anywhere but waste more time and energy on a dead cause.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Seems no matter what you say or what you do this week, your boo will be out to walk about with a chip on their shoulder, wanting to take their feelings out on you. Realize this will have nothing to do with you and if possible, run for the hills, as avoiding this person will set you free. Yes, use “being busy” as your defense, as that’s the only way to deflect potential annoyances now.

Libra (September 23-October 22): This will be one of those crazy weeks that’ll stick in your memory for ages, as it’ll be quite an eye opening experience — but in a totally fab way, so don’t freak. However, you’ll have to be willing to slide down a rabbit hole and open your mind to this new point of view, because once you do, you’ll never be the same — but in a totally lovely way.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): A nice, beautiful feeling of relief will be taking you over this week, as, all of a sudden, balance, peace and harmony will come over you like a strange fog that can block out the apprehensions you’ve had. Whatever the cause, don’t question it, as going forward with it will give you all the real answers you need.


very nice i finally got a really good one.

Interesting

Yes indeed

Taurus (April 20-May 20): It may be harder to keep a secret now, but letting it fly out of your mouth without warning will be detrimental. For now, sit tight and work out your urges as silently as you can; for this will give you a sense of power over yourself and the saucy situation you find yourself in. As it goes, more will be less when it comes to words and showing your emotions, so do it and play to win.


I have to work out my urges secretly and silently? Well THAT'S no fun.

We can work them out secretly together But probably not silently

Aries (March 21-April 19): Let spontaneity be your theme now, as you won’t want to know anything more than just a few minutes into your future — and no worries, as those last minute gut feelings will be your best. So, let the pressure ride, because that will be the most effective way to handle this week, giving you the biggest opportunities to make the most of it.


Mine is a good one too!

Come on next week!!

Great thread.

Thanks

dead on for me

Thank you for the updated friskyscopes!

So much fun