Interesting....that actually rings true for me at the moment.

Nice..what your sign honey??

LOL as summer approaches never fails my horoscope is about money.

Root of all evil

LOL, love & money the root of all horoscopes.

Actually money isn't evil, it's sometimes the motivation and actions that are evil.

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 2-8, 2011



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Who cares what dilemmas may hold you back now? Miracles are in store as you will suddenly realize that you are in control and that you do get what you want, if it really matters. Yes, perspective is the gift you will get this week, so use it to the best of your abilities and get those ducks in a row!

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Some little birdie told me there could be a sweet dream that is going to come your way this week that will give you a major inspiration to jump the gun and do something you have been fearing. This could literally be a dream you have at night that delivers this vision or it could somehow pop up as a message from a strange circumstance. Whichever it is, pay attention!t has to walk through this fire called life. Try all you might to project yourself to what you want, but realize what you conjure up now will lack the real meat you need, so stop avoiding it and take that bite.



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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You have your friends and for that, hoorah! Yes, this week won’t be one of those weeks when you will get too many rewards from love, as that subject matter will seem like a rock at the bottom of the sea. So, instead of waiting for things to move on that front, take initiative to just have fun in other areas of your life that you know can turn that frown upside down.

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Finally, something major is coming your way that will make you feel like the queen of the universe, as respect and accolades will stream your way. However, just because you get the acknowledgement you deserve, won’t mean it’ll be all peaches and cream. As it goes, it's those people who are genuinely there for you during the ups and downs that can be trusted.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Heavy discussions will break out this week, but it will be the best thing to happen to you and your boo in ages! Yes, major truth bombs are going to be dropped and they will clear up assumptions that have gone on in your relationship for far too long. As it goes, clarity is in store and hot romance to follow, as there’ll be no more barriers to hold back the love.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Don’t be too fast to jump the gun on a hot and intense passion that seems to have all the qualities you are looking for -- everyone has skeletons in their closets. Until you know all the details, be cautious in spilling all your feelings as what you see may not be what you get. Sure, it might be better than you imagined, but how often does that happen?

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Just say “yes,” and be over with it. Forget worrying about consequences -- this week is all about embracing the now and the next level of commitment in your life and trusting the world you’ve made around you will support whatever happens next. Besides, there are no guarantees, just individual moments. So embrace this week’s, because it’s a beauty!

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Organization will play a major role in your life this week if you want it to be a successful one. So, make lists if you have to and stay on point. As it goes, you are on a one-way track to destiny now and it’ll be up to you to keep up the momentum. However, do know that falling behind can ruin the stride, so realize you do have fate in your own hands now.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

The stars will align for a blissful week of love, romance and sensuality. Just don’t over-think things; connections will take time to build and if you just give a little, you will see that a doorway to another world is there, but will need a bit of pushing to get through. So trust your instincts, as you will find strange surprises in the oddest locations.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Being stubborn doesn’t always win you love, but it will win you respect if you are standing by something you believe in. However, this week, standing by your cause will do more than just get what you're after, but rank you a few levels higher on the hotness scale when it comes to that certain someone watching you in action. Seems sometimes you can have it all.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Be careful what you reveal this week, because it will have a lasting impact on who you are talking to. So, be ready to stand behind what you say, as spewing out any form of bull will come back to bite you quickly. As it goes, your words will be gold now, so spend them wisely and share only what you truly want to spare.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

What you give is going to be what you get this week, in exact amounts. So, be ready to be truly honest with yourself, as you won’t be able to fake your way through things -- your discomfort will have a more obvious way of showing this week. While this won’t make your week the easiest, it will make it more interesting and way more substantial.

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 9-15, 2011


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You have every right to believe what you want to believe, but even so, not everyone you're dealing with will own up to what is right immediately. So, this isn’t the time to get too pushy or overconfident when dealing with more passive or proud types. For now, just trust those instincts of yours and know that an upcoming victory is in the bag!

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Although you do love to share, this isn’t the time to show off what happens behind closed doors. As it goes, a secret and saucy affair can start to stir, which will be way hotter in clandestine mode. Besides, who knows how you may really feel and if anything, your aloofness will give you the space to sort it all out when the time is ready.



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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Hot athletic sex is in your stars! Yes, get ready to work that body of yours a little harder, as you will likely have to stretch your stamina to new levels of endurance. An all consuming, yet quirky affair may get triggered, leaving you to break records and dazzle with new and naughty feats. Funny how others think you’re just so innocent? Hahahaha ....

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

This is your time to have the world at your feet, doing your bidding All you need is some persistence and vision, as the gods of charm will be bestowing you with everything else you need to get yourself to the top. However, scandal and gossip are sure to follow, but as you’ll find, being envied is all part of the glamour of success.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Admit it, you need a bigger sense of spiritual understanding to motivate you these days, as just being caught up in routine is making you feel like a robot. So, what to do? Take the bull by the horns and sort out a wild adventure, whatever that means to you, as this is the time when catharsis will be waiting at the end of that journey.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Go ahead and lose control, as balance is so passé. Yes, dive in head first into obsession, as it’ll fuel your fire in a way that nothing has in ages, making you feel like one indomitable vixen. Live out sensually and embrace this madness, as it’ll be just what it takes to prove to you that civility has no place in the presence of passion.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Weird impulsive behavior will be coming, perhaps triggered by you. Whichever the case, expect a crazy series of events that will take you around a spectrum of emotions. While there won’t be much rhyme or reason for what is to come, you can’t stop to question it, as it’s about looking ahead and seeing how to steer yourself to sunnier shores, as the past will start to blur.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Hold off on the Little Miss Know-It-All routine, as you’ll have to take a much more slack approach to dealing with those around you now. Yes, your words won’t be so helpful, as they will seem more nagging, leaving you walking that fine line between helpful and harassing. Not to say it’s all you, but a matter of an inevitable skewed perception of you.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Be aware of your "all about me" mindset taking over; it might get your laid and all, but it won’t get you the compassion you need to satisfy your ego. Not to say you can’t say what you want, but do take that half-second more to think about how your actions will play out, as it may be more brutal on another than you first assume.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You can’t be everything to everyone and when this week hits, all you will want to do is sink into homebody mode and just watch the world drift by from the inside. No matter, there are lots of delightful treats you can dial up and enjoy behind closed doors, as not everything you enjoy now will have to require so much effort.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

When it comes to enticing your libido, realize it’s all about the tease and playing a flirtatious game of cat and mouse now. After all, time is on your side, so it’s the perfect time to work out the kinks of a love affair that has become staid and give it that last college try. As you may discover, the crash course approach can score you an A+ in the romance department.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

When life isn’t going as you wish, there is one guaranteed way to cure your blues — throw some money at it. Yes, when it comes to any issues you are facing now, don’t hesitate to think of buying your way out of it, because as it goes, taking the most direct route will work best for you now.

What Your Birth Month Says About You

Can the month in which you were born determine the rest of your life? As odd as it sounds, the evidence mounts up. Several studies have linked your birth season with your health later in life. Just this week, a study in the British Journal of Psychiatry found that babies born in the spring are more likely to have eating disorders as adults.



Winter
Socioeconomic Disadvantages: Winter babies are born to be less weathy, according to a 2009 study from the University of Notre Dame. Researchers analyzed U.S. census data and birth certificates and determined that mothers who give birth in winter are likely to be unmarried or without a high-school diploma, and suggested that wealthier women with better education can afford to time their births to more desirable seasons. (More from MensHealth.com: How Fiscally Fit Are You?)

Athletes: If you want your son to be the next Aaron Rodgers … then you’ve already missed the boat. (Try again next March.) Australian researchers looked at professional Australian Football and found that an overwhelming amount of ballers (33 percent) were born in the early months of the year, and 25 percent fewer born in December. (More from MensHealth.com: Success Secrets from Pro Athletes)

Spring
Multiple Sclerosis: Babies born in May (in the Northern Hemisphere, at least) have the greatest risk of developing multiple sclerosis later on in life, according to a study in the British Medical Journal. Researchers aren’t sure why, but previous studies have suggested that exposure to the sun during pregnancy could impact brain development.

Summer
Deficit Schizophrenia: A study in The Archives of General Psychiatry found that people with deficit schizophrenia—showing symptoms like blunted speech and expression, lack of emotional response, and apathy—are more likely to be born in summer months. Conversely, people with non-deficit schizophrenia—characterized by hallucinations and delusions—were more associated with winter births. (More from MensHealth.com: Why Schizophrenia Is Higher in Cities)

Nearsightedness: Can’t see things that are far away? Maybe you were born in the summer. A 2007 study from Tel Aviv University in Israel looked at records on Israeli teens and young adults and found that babies born in June and July had a 24 percent greater chance of becoming severely myopic than people born in winter months. Researchers say the results should be the same for all babies around the world. (More from MensHealth.com: 6 Ways to Age-Proof Your Eyes)

Crohn’s Disease: In a British Medical Journal study, Danish researchers examined more than 600 cases of Crohn’s from 1977 to 1992 in people under 21 years old and found that the majority of births happened in August. (More from MensHealth.com: David Garrard’s Battle with Crohn’s Disease)

Poor Literacy: A 2008 study in the British Journal of Educational Psychology examined literacy test results of seven-year-olds in Northern Ireland and found that those born from May to August performed worse in spelling and reading tasks compared to November and December kids. If you’re a fall guy and want a little light reading, check out A Drink and a Book.

Fall
Asthma: Babies born four months before the peak of cold-and-flu season have a nearly 30 percent risk of developing childhood asthma than any other kids, according to a 2008 study in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. The study was the first to demonstrate that time of birth in relation to the peak in winter virus activity is an accurate predictor of developing asthma. (More from MensHealth.com: The End of Asthma Attacks)

Food Allergies: According to a 2010 study in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health, October and November children are almost twice as likely to have a food allergy by the time they’re 4 years old than those born in June and July. In addition, fall babies were three times as likely to have a milk-and-eggs allergy as summer babies. Researchers say it’s because in the fall, pollen triggers the development of an antibody called immunoglobin E, which is linked to food allergies. (More form MensHealth.com: The Allergy Symptom Solver)

—Andrew Daniels

EEEEKKKK I'm a May baby, but my spelling and reading skills are top notch.

EEEEKKKK I'm a May baby, but my spelling and reading skills are top notch.

Jayla- Ur FRISKYSCOPE is pretty good this week

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 9-15, 2011


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You have every right to believe what you want to believe, but even so, not everyone you're dealing with will own up to what is right immediately. So, this isn’t the time to get too pushy or overconfident when dealing with more passive or proud types. For now, just trust those instincts of yours and know that an upcoming victory is in the bag!

That's right! It was is good one. Love these!

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 16-22, 2011


Jayla's Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You can’t do any wrong right now, so let it all out in terms of emotional confessions, freaky turn-ons and any other twisted idea you can come up with. The party is just beginning for you and the world is slowly falling to its knees to follow your lead. So, don’t be shy. This is your time to set it all straight and get what you truly desire, all on your terms!

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You may be bored out of your mind, thinking you’ve explored every curiosity you can and wondering what can possibly excite you longer than five seconds. Well, in comes this week, with someone or something so bizarre that even you can’t wrap your brain around it. Yet, you’ll need to wrap your body around it — and why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.



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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Friends are your best assets in having a good time and getting you laid this week, so don’t wait for the invites. Initiate by calling them up, making plans and sharing your thoughts on what’s hot. While connection might not be what you first expect from those you meet now, don’t make snap judgments, as being too defensive won’t win you any XXX favors now.

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Mine! Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You have every right to have a certain level of standards, but you also have to understand that not everyone can keep up with you 24-7. As it goes, life has its up and downs and you can’t always be in sync with that other person. So, spare some compassion and realize nurturing, not nagging, can eventually get you what you want.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

A crazy new opportunity is coming for you via your honey, which may mean making a major life-changing decision that takes you out of your comfort zone and on to a new adventure that can have many questions without answers. Of course, nothing is ever guaranteed anyway, so it’s just about deciding how adventurous and, possibly, how in love you truly are.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Everybody loves secrets, especially if there is an edge of danger to follow. However, when you finally reach your limit with being kept in the dark, time to work that sexy sleuth in you and follow up on your suspicions. Yes, whatever they are, dive in fully, as your commitment to discovering the answers is the only way of making them appear.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

This week could mark a major turning point in your life when communications and emotions start falling into a place, making you feel stronger, more stable and saner than ever! Yes, all those crazy hunches you’ve been having will finally start to show their validity and for that, it’ll mean being able to rest your head on a solid piece of truth and know happy endings can come true.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

What this week lacks in passion will be made up for in reassurance. Yes, the intensity may cool now, but it won’t die out. Instead, think of this time as a period of transformation and integration, as joining forces with another will need to have its logistics figured out. This is the time when that process will truly kick into gear.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

This isn’t your time to hide away, but instead prance around town and show off the latest piece on your arm. While it might just be superficial and frivolous, who cares? Showing off is fun and never gets old. Sure, it might give others watching the wrong message, but whatever, sometimes jealousy is the inspiration people need to get into action.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

There will be certain events that occur this week that will put you in a prime position of power. However, despite how invincible you feel, it seems your family can bring you down a few notches instantly. So, be careful of what and whom you bring around now, as judgment day is upon you and not everyone is willing to be so nice.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Your brain will be working overtime and can lead you to some paranoid delusions or hair-raising interpretations. Which side of the fence your mind wanders off to will be due to the work that you have already done or haven’t done on yourself. Either or, take it for what it's worth and talk out whatever your experience is, as within the insanity are nuggets of cathartic gold.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You are about to win a major point in your latest battle, but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yes, although power might be in the palm of your hands now, how you wield it may prove to be trickier than gaining it. However, trust what makes you feel right, even if it ultimately means having to take on a big change you’ve been dreading.

Wow, ours our crazy right on!!!

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 23-29, 2011

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Set matters straight by taking the reins in any negotiations you’re sorting through, as leadership power is in your stars. That’s right, don’t underestimate your past experiences, as you’re an expert in this particular problem you're grappling with. As it goes, it’s just giving yourself that last push into the unknown that’s the scary part, but right now, totally doable!

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Stop making pride your excuse to hold back. Sometimes life is dirty and groveling is necessary to get what you want. No, love shouldn’t be such drama, but nothing in life is ever as perfect as we’d wish, but if you can’t live without it, you just can’t live without it. So, sorry to say, desperation just happens to be part of life — and especially for you this week.



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Mine Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You know who those undermining people are in your life. So, don’t walk into the fire by letting yourself get involved with them now by trying to seek out approval or make anyone change, because it’s not going to happen. If they try to fool you into thinking otherwise, well, then the joke is on you. Trust not to trust those shady people that you know you can’t trust!

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Get ready for someone to challenge your authority and be regretfully wrong! Yes, they hardly get what you’re capable of and due to that negligence, it’ll have them eating more crow than they can handle. So while on one hand you’ll have a victory, on another you also have to deal with its fall out — as in someone not being such a graceful loser. Yes, a mixed bag kind of week.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Consequences don’t have to be scary, so forget trying to coast right now. Yes, life is changing and it’s time for you to roll with it -- expand your imagination to think beyond the limit of what is your norm and make this magic moment all that it's worth. You know it; if you want to live out that fantasy, today is the first day to start making it a reality.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You know what you want, so don’t be shy about it. If that other is worth your while, they will listen openly. Sure, you might be the kind of person who always has a back up plan for when the other shoe drops, but as you should know by now, if it’s going to fall, it will, no matter what you do. The only thing to do is keep being honest with yourself.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Having aspirations is great, but if you don’t take the time to sort out the step-by-steps to get there, you never will. Yes, fate may be calling, but unless you take a more balanced approach to reaching the destination, you will lose yourself in the confusion and damn yourself. Life isn’t necessarily better the harder you make it.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Use those backup coping mechanisms of yours now, as it’ll be that kind of week when chaos takes center stage and you’ll need to make some crucial moves to get your romantic matters into better shape. Yes, seems it’s time to re-sort your priorities and get back to what truly matters, as simplicity is honesty.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You love a good mental challenge, as that is your sex. Lucky for you, a puzzle will present itself this week that will be so involved, that you'll be toast from the moment you lay your eyes on it. However, do set limits on the time spent playing with it, as some mysteries have no solution -- there are such things as true enigmas.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

As much as you want to believe, you are going to have to hold off on jumping to any conclusions now. Facts will be impossible to find, and nothing will come quickly — like, nothing! For now, just sit back and observe. As time goes on, the obvious will make itself known and only when you get there will your next move need to happen.

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Summers Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Gratitude is a priceless tool and the more you show it, the more you will get it back. Sure, you may be entitled to more than you are given right now, but being the bigger person is sometimes the only way to get the full payback you deserve. As they say, you got to spend it to make it, so make those investments now -- you have to trust the potential is there.

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Jaylas Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As much as you think you have it all under control, something this week will start to go out of whack and throw you into a last minute tizzy. No matter, you have your resources and if you call up for backup, you will get the advice and support you need to jump through a few more hurdles. Nothing is impossible for you now, if only just a few minor details.

Good horoscopes!

Most of them are so accurate its scary

What's ur sign Beth?

Yes the last one was really good!

Wow...
crazy

Mine had a lot of truth in it as well

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of May 30-June 5, 2011

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Crazy events will start to percolate, throwing your brain into gear to try to rearrange all that you want to fit together. However, know you aren’t totally alone, as there is another that can have a say in it all; when they do, it might blow your mind how much love is out there in this world to have.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Despite all the odds that you think you're up against, a big psychological breakthrough is coming that will throw you into such a new perspective so powerfully, it will change your trajectory quite suddenly and drastically. New goals, new ideas and new motives will be taking you over soon, so don’t get weighed down by the past for one more day.




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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You’ll hear all sorts of crazy talk now, making you wonder what and whom you can trust. No, not everything will be so black and white, but at the least you’ll have some sort of reaction that’ll make obvious what you inherently feel. So take it for what it’s worth, because at the end of the day, your gut is all that you should answer to.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You won't care to be tied down by too much right now, so get ready with excuses because you will want to dole them out by the dozen this week. The less you make your unavailability a grand announcement, the bigger your freedom will be. So plan in advance!

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Don’t hold back and get too controlling about anything right now, as it’s spontaneity and being open-minded that’ll brighten your life now. Yes, slated on your astral agenda this week are romantic scenarios that put you back into the spotlight of your own life. Miracles will appear out of nowhere and love blooms alive. Just one word of caution, don’t ignore reality completely.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Just when you think you’re about to have your cake and eat it too, something mysterious and powerful will strike at the heart of the matter and turn up the volume in a big way. Forget what you think you want, because the menu is about to change up — but don’t worry, it’ll expand in a bigger way, with better items to choose from. Yes, better than even you think you have it now.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You’ll have a whole new reason to want to take a bigger step into your commitments now, as understanding and passion will reign supreme and you'll want to hold that source of inspiration tighter. Of course, nothing is without its foibles, so for you, that’ll mean needing to ignore the comments from the peanut gallery, as some people just don’t know how to be happy for others.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Communications are going to get crazier than ever, as fast decision are made, changing what you know and making you feel as if there isn’t anything to ground you. However, it’s only temporary and it won’t be so dramatic if you just allow these changes to take their course. New routines are just what you need, but something you never would have done on your own.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Life literally will be doing a 180, as big surprises come into play and have you needing to move faster than ever — but that won’t be a problem, as the opportunity that springs at you now will be so delicious, you won’t be able to stop yourself. So go full force, as this is something you deserve and have most likely been secretly wishing for, for a very long time.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Just because your optimism may drop this week, don’t give up hope that you’ll get some understanding. Family or those closest to you will be able to pull out some serious magic. However, nothing comes without effort, so do share some of your concerns and give some direction of your needs, if only a hint.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Answers you’ve been waiting for are going to happen now and be better than you imagined. The only catch though is there are a few humbling strings attached to the situation, but nothing you can’t work around or eventually lose. To detour the drama over these imperfections, think of the long term. When you do, chances are all those little aggravations will likely fade away.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

It’s not like you need to live in the lap of luxury, but having the cushiness is undeniable. So, as life opens up in a more pampering way this week, dive in and suck it all up without any boundaries. Now won’t be the time to be prim and proper, because if you do, it might send the wrong message to that someone and damn you to more of this stuff down the line.

yay I really enjoy horoscopes! Being here at the Bunny ranch Crazy events mean awsome new sexual escapades!

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Your FriskyScopes For The Week of June 6-12, 2011


Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

There is no one to impress that is more important than you, so forget trying too hard with the whole show pony routine. Besides, anything that doesn’t come natural now is something you should question, rather than trying to fight through. Not that there is ever a time to relegate yourself to second-class status, but especially not this week.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

What was once old may become new again, as a surge of sentimentality may take over and make you do all sorts of crazy things. However, insanity is blowing in the wind these days, so as impossible as the situation may appear, fate may have a few ways of twisting the situation to your liking and giving you the surprise of a lifetime.



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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Don’t settle on any decision about anyone now, as what you see won’t be what you get. Not to say that person is putting out shade, but first impressions won’t be as valuable as you would like to them be. So, keep the mind and heart open, as the jury is out — which even means being too optimistic as well. As it goes, the answer may be 50 percent good as it may be 50 percent bad.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Having a little egg on the face is just a fact of life; so, as this week starts up and has you realizing you were wrong about a certain situation and person, do take note of it in a big way, as this will set a precedence down the line. No, it's not a time to make excuses, and yes, the pendulum theory will swing harder and truer this week.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Despite any discomfort you are feeling now, you’re actually in a great position! Yes, little do you know that from here, you can switch to new places that will give you a greater sense of leverage than you’ve had before. While it might feel impossible, only you can hold yourself back now. So, instead, dream that larger dream and understand the view is much bigger than you can see.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You may be the hardest sign to surprise, but when it happens do, you can count on having the most major one of them all. Yes, watch for emotions to swing around the spectrum and lead you to a journey that encapsulates a spiritual evolution you haven’t had in ages. Lucky for you, this one will end with a huge and life-altering thud that will break you of the tedium for quite a while.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Just sit back and let your baby make the choices now. Why worry your pretty little head with any of the details when you can just wait for all to settle and then put in your two cents that leave you with the ultimate control? Timing is essential now, and although not your strong point, patience will mean a powerful payout.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

To get romance working in your favor this week, it’ll mean working on all the little details and responsibilities that you’ve been avoiding, thinking (hoping) someone else will do it for you. As you should know, entitlement is the biggest squelcher of love, so do heed this warning and reevaluate your behavior now, as what you want isn’t a moment you can wait for.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Don’t ignore hunches you have now, as small curiosities can lead to big love. After all, passion is about spontaneity and surprise. So, forget trying to play out far-off scenarios as you think they’ll happen, because storylines worth pursuing won’t be so cut and dry, but only you can keep turning the page.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Security is nice, but not if you’re getting complacent. Instead, use the knowledge that you have a place to rest your head to propel you towards something bolder. It’s all about making moves to test out new waters now; there’s no reason why your realm of security can’t have a bigger reach with you claiming the world as your oyster, not just the few blocks you live near.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Crazy confessions will pour out, leaving you shocked, confused and aggravated. Yes, if this other was just honest from the start, this could have saved a lot of time that you don’t have to waste. While these secrets may not be intense, as they’re annoying, they will strike at the heart of your anger anyway. So, get ready to have to smack a head straight once again.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You have the power to get whatever you need. Not that all can be perfect with a wave of a wand, but don’t discredit the work you’ve put in. Sure, you aren’t exactly where you dreamed, but trust a few more big steps will get you further up the mountain towards the perspective you need to know that all is good and that you're exactly where you're supposed to be.

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of June 13-19, 2011



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Your heart is about to get the shock of a lifetime, but no matter, there is a something about this situation that you’ve always known was going to happen sooner or later. So, as you confront this fear, just be brave. All you can do now is keep the heart and mind open and realize anything now really is possible.

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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Don’t disregard your feelings, even the most selfish ones that have only your needs in question. After all, who else will look out for you, but you? While you would hope that other would too, it’s not always possible and sometimes they just don’t have the mental capacity to do as you’d wish. Take responsibility instead. It’ll be way more empowering and productive.



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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

This week will start a humbling period in which the circumstances challenge your ideals. This will mean going deeper into your psyche to pull out answers and new hopes that soothe you. However, know your hunches will be dead on and despite the madness that’ll erupt all around you, the grounding you need is within you.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Your money luck will be turning around this week, but just in time to deal with another mess that’ll cost you. Sorry to say, as one excitement builds, another might come to tear it down. Luckily, both can balance out each other and at the very least, you'll come out even. However, new ideas to pull you back to the top are also circling about, so don’t fret. Just keep looking ahead.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

This week, the truth will come out, and when it does, it will put you in the best position you’ve been in, in ages — no matter what the initial sting may feel like. As it stands, you have no time to waste and finding out who really has your back will be music to your ears, as you can finally now know how to get the harmony you’ve so been seeking.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Just when you come to terms with one fact of life, in comes something new to decimate tha, twisting your brain into new contortions as you try to make sense of it all. However, why bust a nut now? Instead, just lay back and let it settle before taking on anymore. As it stands, real enlightenment is on its way and it’ll give you all the peace of mind you need.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You’re entitled to change your mind as often as you like and if that other can’t get with it, then they may not truly get what you are all about. As it goes, you like to fly by the seat of your pants and this week, as a major opportunities arise, you'll be required to think fast and re-prioritize; you may find out who really matters might not be as important as you or they think.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Listen closely to what your boo says because major talks will begin subtly. However, it will lead to big confessions and revelations for those important issues. Depending on how things have been going, this could raise your worst fears or quell them. Either or, expect to know where you really stand in the scheme of things and decide if that is good enough.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

This week, everyone will wish they could be you, as it’ll feel as if life has suddenly turned into a fairy wonderland with everyone in love with you — and they will be! Yes, major turning points can happen this week, and big changes that will bring all your hopes and dreams within reach are on the agenda. So forget pinching yourself anymore because, darling, you have arrived.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Screw what others expect of you because, let’s face it, most people don’t even know what you're really capable of. Not to say you haven’t explained yourself well, it’s just that some people don’t even have the capacity or level of creativity to truly comprehend you. So, if going alone is necessary, at least you’ll know there is no one holding you back anymore.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Be ready to take that giant leap of faith without a care for the consequences. After all, over-thinking anything is not your strong suit, as you tend to tear things down rather than build them up when left with something in your head too long. So, put that fire under your ass and jump, as the only thing you need now is some trust in yourself.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Who you’re sleeping next to isn’t quite who you think they are, and you may wonder, Why didn’t I see that earlier? Not to say this is going to be material for a Lifetime biopic, but you’ll definitely have way more questions to ask soon and they’ll open up a few of the most riveting conversations you’ve had in ages. Don’t worry, they may just be hysterical.

I like that one

i liked mine too (-:

That is a good one for you!

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Your easygoing social energy makes life sweeter for those around you -- so make sure that you're spreading the love far and wide! It's a great day for getting folks to change their minds.

MY HOROSCOPE SAID...SPREAD THE LOVE!!!!

Spread em baby!!

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of June 20-26, 2011


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

If you get the feeling that you can’t put all your eggs in one basket, listen to it! This isn’t the time to try to test yourself, because chances are no matter how crazy it feels, your hunches will be dead on! So, use your ability for good, as it can save you a lot of agony this week and put you ahead of the crowd. Yes, work it for all you’ve got!

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You don’t have to feel romantic 24/7, so when you and your boo fall a bit out of sync this week, feel free to spend more time with friends and get your groove back on your own. As it goes, having space will revive you in a way you never suspected. Not to say you’ll fall out of love for good, but just back in love with yourself.




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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Get ready for another to play devil’s advocate and annoy you to no end. While you're light years smarter than this other, you still won’t be able to resist putting them in their place — and why not? If not you, it’ll be someone else. Might as well get some of your aggression out this way, as it’ll be like killing two birds with one stone.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

While you can see the bigger picture, it might not be possible to get the pieces together to make it happen. Don’t worry though, this just means it's time to be a bit more methodical and take in what is happening step-by-step. As it so happens to be, there’s a weirder solution to it all; it’ll just take some more brainstorming to work it out.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Everyone is entitled to act out in bizarre ways if they’re feeling hurt — and if anyone should understand, it is you. As it goes, don’t expect things to line up perfectly now in terms of emotion, because there are two sides to every story and although you thought you knew all the info, seems there has been some facts in-between that will start to make themselves known now.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

If you want your way, you are going to have to think through all the angles and plan a strategy. As it goes, the person you're playing with is a formidable opponent and won’t let you slide by on charm alone. To say the least, you may have met your match; it’ll blindside you to have to confront some of the shortcomings that you haven’t had to think about in ages.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

If you want any peace of mind this week, give up the control and stay flexible. Schedules will change, routines will flip, opinions will turn and keeping up with it all will mean having no attachment to the past. Despite how it might feel at the beginning of this week though, trust by the end that all these changes will somehow feel like a perfect fit.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Get ready to show off and love the way it feels. Although you tend to be more understated about your emotions, this week, a bump of excitement will thrill you to no end and to enjoy its full power, you'll need to shout it from the roof tops. Let everyone know your turn of good fortune and just how beautiful life can be with a sudden turn of an unexpected corner!

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Changes at home are coming, upping the romance level to a new degree of adventure! Yes, time to ride along on a magic cloud to happiness and let the wind carry you where it may. Sure, reality will come back, but who cares? Right now, it’s all about the good feelings and setting up those hopes and dreams. After all, if you can’t set those standards high, then what’s the point?

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Say what’s on your mind and get it all out. If that means an ultimatum, then so be it. You need your stability, security and sanity — so whoever is tripping up your balance needs to know. Chances are they might not get it or ever be able to, but as long as you can take the first step, the next will become more obvious for them to make. Yes, sometimes people really are that dumb.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You don’t have to rush anything now. Yes, feel free to change your mind several times and loop through all the possibilities, because as it goes, the power is in your hands and if you don’t feel right about how things are, then it’s up to you to make it happen on your terms. If this takes time, then so be it. After all, happiness is never an overnight process.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You'll be feeling more impetuous than ever and this can lead you to spontaneously acting out in crazy ways. If this means spending a little cash to take a new adventure, then so be it. Besides, why have those resources if you never take advantage of them? Consider this your rainy day and trust in the cliché: nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You don’t have to rush anything now. Yes, feel free to change your mind several times and loop through all the possibilities, because as it goes, the power is in your hands and if you don’t feel right about how things are, then it’s up to you to make it happen on your terms. If this takes time, then so be it. After all, happiness is never an overnight process.


DANG!!!!!

that is a cute pic

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Say what’s on your mind and get it all out. If that means an ultimatum, then so be it. You need your stability, security and sanity — so whoever is tripping up your balance needs to know. Chances are they might not get it or ever be able to, but as long as you can take the first step, the next will become more obvious for them to make. Yes, sometimes people really are that dumb.



Thats is funny! Yes somtimes people really are that dumb.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Changes at home are coming, upping the romance level to a new degree of adventure! Yes, time to ride along on a magic cloud to happiness and let the wind carry you where it may. Sure, reality will come back, but who cares? Right now, it’s all about the good feelings and setting up those hopes and dreams. After all, if you can’t set those standards high, then what’s the point?
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Set those standards high...always have and always will.

some of these are very true

Yes they are!

This isn't just a weekly horoscope, it's the story of my life. Which might explain some things.

hmmm very interesting!! Thank You for posting. I really enjoy it!

lol..... that's funny

I thought so It gave me a good laugh when I read it

It is a pretty good foundation

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of June 27- July 3, 2011



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Miracles can happen now, giving you whole new appreciation for life in a way that scares you, but also makes you more curious than you have been in ages. For now, soak it up and don’t try to move so fast. As it goes, you do have time on your hands, so just make sure the next step is one on solid ground. Until then, hurrah!

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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Don’t bother trying to edit yourself. Right now, there will be too many new feelings, ideas, opinions, etc., so let it all out and see how the chips fall. After all, everything has a reason and if others can’t handle it ... well, that alone might be reason enough for why you have to express yourself now.




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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

In life, it’s all who you know; if you drop the defenses toward that someone circling your crowd, you might see that he or she is a valuable asset. At the very least, they might lead you to new opportunities that will be beneficial to you. It’s not like you have to be BFFs with everyone, but sometimes going through the motions to get what what you want is what needs to be done.

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Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Use your power wisely. Otherwise, there is a long ways to fall, but for you, a completely unnecessary one. After all, you are liked and people do listen to you, so don’t abuse what you have and try to wield the control in a way that subtly seems out of character. You can have it all if you only bide your time.

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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

The world is exactly where you want it, and if you step off that plank and jump into the deep end, you will find it more than soothing and sensational. That's right, it's time to open your mind and expand your notions of how your life should be, as there is so much more out there for you to explore. If you want to experience it all, this is your time to make the first contact.

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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sweet little secrets will open up in your tiny hand, making you feel delicate, romantic and charmed. Yes, darling, this is when attitudes will change and your ego will get a delightful overhaul. However, as for how this moment finds its way to you, realize it won’t be direct. So, despite reading this now, don’t worry, the surprise isn’t totally blown.

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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

The balance of power is going to reach perfection this week, making you feel at one with your universe. To make the most of it, live out this dream and don’t over-think the future too much. As it goes, life is always going to be changing, but for now, it’s amazing and to keep it lasting will mean continuing to appreciate it.

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

There will be many things said to you this week that will be music to your ears, but do keep your BS meter turned on, because not all that is said will be as truthful as you’d want to believe. Take enough to give yourself peace of mind, but don’t feel the need to have to switch your life around to accommodate anyone else’s, as ultimately it can make you feel like a sucker.

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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

This is the time of year when life is always a little more exciting, but this week the thrills mount a little higher, as a whimsical romantic surprise unfurls verbally, really putting that someone’s money where their mouth has been. Let all your paranoia drift away, as this is the time when all that you dream will align and reveal that pot of treasure at the end of the rainbow.

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Embrace your sense of security for all it is, because what you wish is what you get and whatever is happening in your life right now will have its screws tightened, sealing your fate in a more definitive way. Luckily, if this isn’t to your liking, there is still enough space to get out, but move fast, as time is running out.

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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

As they say, you can fake it until you make it — so don’t be shy in talking a bigger game than usual, as it’s not about what you have, but what you believe and put out there. Besides, it’s your confidence and the way you articulate yourself that will get you heard the most, so don’t be afraid to lay it on the line, because saying it is the first step to getting it.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Wealth is a subjective state of mind. So, as this week moves life into a grander set of emotions, don’t hold back because of financial limitations. After all, where there is a will, there is a way. Plus, in true Gemini spirit, you love to solve problems, so trust that your most priceless possession now is knowing how to redefine life outside of those textbook definitions.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

This is the time of year when life is always a little more exciting, but this week the thrills mount a little higher, as a whimsical romantic surprise unfurls verbally, really putting that someone’s money where their mouth has been. Let all your paranoia drift away, as this is the time when all that you dream will align and reveal that pot of treasure at the end of the rainbow.


Ahem, excuse me can I get this guaranteed ?

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Embrace your sense of security for all it is, because what you wish is what you get and whatever is happening in your life right now will have its screws tightened, sealing your fate in a more definitive way. Luckily, if this isn’t to your liking, there is still enough space to get out, but move fast, as time is running out.


I love where I am in life!!

I love that you are in my life now!

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of July 3-10, 2011




Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Hopefully, you’re feeling a whole new level of freedom, optimism and lust for your future, as the stars shine down upon you now. Don’t hesitate to deny yourself pleasure, as opportunities are there to feed your desires the way they are meant to, stuffing them to the gills if need be. Yes, throw caution to the wind, because even the danger will be exhilarating now.



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Leo (July 23 - August 22)

This week can cost you more than you wish, but think of the bigger picture. Investments take time to pay off, so just take in the pressure and breathe through it. In time, it will work to your favor, but not now. It’s just how the cookie crumbles, but if you can see it for what it is, put your neurosis on the backburner and trust all will be just fine.


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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Love and relationships don’t have to be one in the same. So, if it’s just a friends with benefits situation that suits your lifestyle now, then so be it. You don’t have to apologize for any of your actions and you certainly don’t have to explain yourself to anyone either. Just enjoy the thrills as they come, as your Cheshire grin will say all it needs to the world around you.



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Libra (September 23 - October 22)
The popular vote is in your hands, so do with it what you will, as people all have their eyes on and trust in you. While it will be a big ego boost to know how much others believe in you, it can get a bit daunting thinking about the responsibility you have in your hands. However, don’t placate your motivations to suit others, as it’s your own judgment that will keep you on top.



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Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’re a competitor through and through. So, when it comes to reaching for that brass ring, don’t hold back. There is no need to feel humble now, as you do have credentials to brag about, impressing anyone in earshot. This isn’t the time to let others read in-between the lines, so be clear and direct. After all, it’s not just having a dream, but knowing you deserve it too.



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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sex is a powerful form of communication. With some, you can take it for what it is, as depth isn’t always part of the dialogue, but then there are those that speak with nuances that make you stop to think. So, when you are feeling this, reach deeper into it. After all, nothing hits the spot quite like when you’re both on the same page, intensely stirring the plot just so.



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Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You’ll be bragging about your baby to everyone this week, as love will be making you feel all is right with the world. Yes, your honey will be taking care of business in a bigger and bolder way, making you feel cared for and loved in a way you never quite expected. Even if you were already in love, expect to fall even deeper.



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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You’re not one to follow the path most taken; so don’t get frazzled now, as what you expected didn’t come to fruition. Consider it an eye-opening experience, but don’t waste another second trying to sort out the aftermath. Chalk this one up for what it is and then wipe the slate clean, as there is a method to your madness, but with an even more unique twist.



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Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You love drama, excitement and flying around the emotional spectrum at breaking speeds. Remember this, as this week’s vibe is all about that. Yes, surprises are in stores, sudden twists can occur and all the while, you won’t know up from down — but in the most exciting and glamorous way possible.



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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You know how to talk a big game, but don’t go there, unless you can back it up. As it goes, life is moving faster now and nothing will go unnoticed. Big results will come from what you say, so unless you are ready to deal with the consequences, avoid those subject matters. Of course, knowing how to keeping your mouth shut has never been a strong point, so be ready to wing it.



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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You’ll be feeling extra astute this week, tuning into feelings in a sharper way. While this can mean getting a bit more defensive with some, it can also open you up to a few that you’ve kept at a distance. Yes, there’ll be lots of moving and grooving on the communication scene and it can wind up with a few new lines that’ll have you ringing with an interesting curiosity.



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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Focus on one wish at a time. Even though you do have a capacity to juggle a few things at once, now isn’t the time to play with your time in that way. Instead, work those baby steps in procuring the most immediate issue at hand, because once you open up one door, others will fling open and will make you happy you weren’t too fast to jump the gun with those other decisions.

I love the horoscope.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You love drama, excitement and flying around the emotional spectrum at breaking speeds. Remember this, as this week’s vibe is all about that. Yes, surprises are in stores, sudden twists can occur and all the while, you won’t know up from down — but in the most exciting and glamorous way possible.
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I call BS on this one.

y is that? lol

Me too..I loook forward to them

I hate drama, but I am an adrenaline junkie, so it's incorrect in that respect.

Oh ic

Your FriskyScopes For The Week of July 11-17, 2011




Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You just have to roll with the punches when it comes to your emotions, as this week you will hit a crossroads and things might not be as in sync as you’d like. Your heart may be somewhere, with your mind wandering elsewhere — and as you proceed ahead, all you want to do is bad. Crazy consequences are around every corner, so tread lightly.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Your day-to-day life will not be as easygoing as you’d want, because agendas will get crossed and you might have to be the one that bites it and concedes to others' plans. If you do, take one for the team and make a mental note of the graciousness you have shown. As it goes, not everyone around you is such a team player, so best to keep your antennae up now.




Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Forget the formalities and just let it all hang out. Besides, what is the point of living out an act that lacks real heart, especially when it comes to dealing with matters of love? Time to get real and make it work on terms that can actually happen. Otherwise, pretending you like things you don’t or are okay with things you’re not will obviously end poorly.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

If you have been seeking approval from one of your honey’s relatives or having your family accept the dude you have on a hook, then hooray for this week! Yes, go out and buy that three-tier cake, because you will be wanting to get your party on, as miracles regarding family will take place, making you finally get what the fuss is all about.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Keep the valium close by, because this is the week when trying to get that extra bit of calm will be a bit harder to come by, especially when various confessions get spewed and set your brain on fire. Not that all that you learn will be horrid, but just not expected and might change how you view another. However, the aggravating part is you kind of saw it coming.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Keeping up with the Joneses is boring and anyone trying to go head-to-head with you on such base circumstances will sadly be mistaken, as you don’t play those games and can demolish them in minutes. However, another ego battle under your belt is never a bad thing, so if you like to be mildly entertained, be ready to squelch the competition hard this week.




Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Set the record straight. If your relationship is careening out of control and your baby is being all sorts of whack, then you need to slam on those brakes to get back on course. Now is the time to get clear with your goals, near and far, as your other is no mind reader and as of late, you’ve been one weird cookie to follow.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Feel free to lock the doors, close the curtains and take time out from the world — or better yet, take a trip out of town and get back to the core of who you are, without distractions. As it goes, you are in major need of clarity now, but if you stay among the static, you won’t be receiving any of the messages you can learn.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

There will be a certain protocol among “friends” that is expected of you, so don’t overstep boundaries. If there is something you want from another now, it’ll mean having tact and perhaps even a little ass kissing. While that is never good news, it’s all part of the game. However, if this ultimately means a win, then know it’s a small price to pay.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

What you think is yours and what another wants to give won’t sync up. Yes, it’ll be a time for having the old versus new be among the obstacles you face now. While it’ll require major uphill climbing, know that if you have a goal in mind, it won’t be an issue. However, if you don’t stop and reconfigure your plan, you will be the last one to pass that finish line.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Whoever said love was easy certainly wasn’t dating the people you date. You know it, this week is when your idealism can come crashing down and have you seeing your situation differently. You may end up re-estimating the potential of the one you’re with and the relationship you are striving for.... Whatever, at the very least you can always keep them as your #1 booty call.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

If you want to get anything done, you’re going to have to do it yourself — even if this means getting off in a manner that makes your brain fry. Yes, darling, your needs will be getting way more intense and to satisfy their urges, it may take going out of your comfort zone in a bigger way to reach that itch that is dying to be scratched.

I'm a cancer

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Whoever said love was easy certainly wasn’t dating the people you date. You know it, this week is when your idealism can come crashing down and have you seeing your situation differently. You may end up re-estimating the potential of the one you’re with and the relationship you are striving for.... Whatever, at the very least you can always keep them as your #1 booty call.


I have idealism? I'm with someone? Somebody forgot to tell me both of those things, and now I'm all confused. The booty call part sounds nice.

well gemini i am , and yea there is definitely an itch i cant scratch right now.

I love Friskyscopes!!!

For The Week Of July 18-24, 2011


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

To be at your best, you need to feel as your best. If this requires you indulge some of your naughty little vices, well, then so be it. After all, you’re not applying for sainthood and god knows you need the release. So, do what you will, as it’s all about the decadence and glamour you submit yourself into now that’ll bring you back round to feeling like the real you.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Break free of that someone that doesn’t get it and be done with it already. No more beating your head against a brick wall trying to get them to see the obvious, as they just won’t. Best to cut your loses now, as nothing should be this hard and the only conclusion you can make at this point is that they truly are that stupid.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You can worry yourself sick over everything you have and don’t have, but why put yourself on such a paranoid path? Who cares? Every day can bring new surprises, which can lead you through varying standards by-the-day. The only one judging yourself is you, and why play that game when you always put yourself last on every list? Yes, time to rethink your approach.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Who cares what gets in your way now, you have the force to make anything happen, as your will to succeed will be indomitable! So, remember this as this week starts with some curve balls thrown your way, leaving you wondering what the point is. However, know if you work through it, the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow will be larger than you expect!



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Hold tight, as your rise to fame is going to go faster and much more direct! Yes, good news is coming, as what you’ve been wishing on a star for will finally start to show hints that it’s going to happen. Just don’t hesitate to know you deserve this moment and go with it. Consequences? They’ll be minor and you can deal with them later. For now, time to celebrate!



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sometimes it’s what others expect of you that makes you work harder to reach that goal, so don’t slack off and give up on that someone that has been showing sluggish signs of inferiority. As it goes, it is in them, but it will just take a bit more encouragement. Thankfully, this is a week when playing cheerleader will suit your style.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Don‘t hold back the animal in you, as bringing it fully now is what it’ll take to get that other to open their eyes and see the real you. Sure, the coy routine works if you want to spend your life as a bottom, but why suffer at the whims of another? Time to grab the bull by the horns and show it what you’ve got, because that’s the only way to incite their passion from within.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you blown the way you like. Yes, buying favors now will be what gets your honey to do as you wish. Not that you have to be extravagant, but showing some appreciation with your wallet will be just what is needed to revive the magic once again, as flashing a little green will get you tickled pink.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

No matter how lackluster you’re feeling, fake it until you can make it. Yes, bring those bells and whistles to your style and show off, even if you have to put on a happy face. As the sign of theatrics, you know you can play any part if need be, and that is what will be required of you. You never know what you can spark to ignite another and yourself at any moment’s notice.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You love to bark out orders, so this week will be right up your alley—knowing what direction you want to go in and how you want others to follow suit will matter. Seems as though it’ll also require some risk-taking, as going along worn paths won’t be where you will find your treasure. In fact, the more left of center you aim, the more on target you will be.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

If you aren’t feeling it, there is no need to let yourself loose all over town. This week, if you want to get it good, the odds are in your favor to get it delivered right to your door. Yes, time to host some impromptu get togethers and invite one and all, as who winds up ringing your doorbell could be just what you’ve been waiting for.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You have a gift with words, so don’t let anyone out talk you when it comes to your feelings, ideas or decisions. They can say whatever they want, but be ready to throw back what you’ve got, even if you have to drag some drama into your case. In fact, hearing you say what you must may be your biggest eye-opener yet!

lol i wish i had the gift of words

But u do

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

No matter how lackluster you’re feeling, fake it until you can make it. Yes, bring those bells and whistles to your style and show off, even if you have to put on a happy face. As the sign of theatrics, you know you can play any part if need be, and that is what will be required of you. You never know what you can spark to ignite another and yourself at any moment’s notice.
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Yeah I've gotten used to doing this until things change for the better.

More friskyscopes tomorrow

For The Week Of July 25-31, 2011

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Life is going to get a bit more complex, as it becomes more obvious what you want in love, leaving you to wonder if that other person is on the same page. It seems there will be some slight lagging behind by them, which could lead you to have to be a bit more charming. Sure, a little humbling, but easy enough to solve.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You’ll have amazing flashes of genius this week, which can open up a lot of exciting opportunities for you — if you put it into play now. Yes, it’s not a time for hesitation, as this is the moment you’ve been waiting for—all those ducks are in a row and it’s time for you to launch the initiatives one-by-one. The future is now!



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You can’t care what everyone else will think, because this week those opinions will be running rampant and you’ll have to be the one to break free of all that static to know what you want and go for it anyway. Screw peer pressure. What has the herd mentality gotten you before? This time, say and do what you must, and do it loudly and proudly, as liberation is your sex now.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Whatever you are feeling, trust it. Nothing has to make sense in a linear way now, and if you try to add two plus two, it won’t add up anyway. Yes, this is when your imagination and intuition will have to lead the way, but don’t you worry, as you’ll find that the only thing holding you back is your own self-judgment and procrastination.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Perfection is a state of mind, and despite the dented cans that come your way, you can still see the beauty and potential within. This is your gift, as it is your curse. However, this week, it’ll play in your favor, as being able to see beyond those mired surfaces will make you the lucky winner of a treat that’s worth its weight in emotional and spiritual gold.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Nobody ever said love was easy, but only you can make it less difficult — as in, if you want to get, you’d better give. Enough of the keeping score and thinking balance can be struck using mathematics. As it goes, this time you just have to extend yourself generously because you care, not because you want something.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Trust you have the upper hand, because you do. No matter what that other says or wants you to think, don’t believe it. Ultimately, all that bull is just subtle manipulation that you don’t have to fall prey too. As it goes, some people just don’t give in easy, and that will have nothing to do with you, so don’t even play those games. For now, keep your eye on the prize and conquer!



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You may hear all that you want to hear from your baby, but it’s their actions afterwards that will be what you should really pay attention to. Seems they’ll be pouring it on thick and while it might be true, unless they can actually execute what they lay on you, it’s as good as a hill of beans. While they might not be lying, it will produce another form of disappointment



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Despite all the brakes your brain might be pulling, forget logic and just go and have yourself a good time. After all, there are only so many opportunities for fun in a given week, and as this one kicks off, it’ll mean grabbing the irons while they’re still hot. Sure, you might get a little burned, but understand that tiny sting will be what it takes to wake you up again.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Comfort and security are what turn you on. So, as life settles into a more regulated routine, expect this will be exactly what floats your boat. Seems being able to be calm will be what brings out that wilder woman inside you, as buying the cow after tasting the milk is what makes you hungrier for more. Hoorah, empty calories l’amour no more!



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Nothing you say or feel has to be set in stone, so if you want to go that extra mile to let out all those feelings and thoughts you’ve had pent up in you, do it. For now, it’s about the moment and setting down the foundation for the future. So, feel free to put it on the line, as the deeper the roots you set, the stronger they will be. Sure, it might change again, but for now, it’s one step at a time.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Feel what you feel and own it. While you might feel the pressure to have to say it too, realize you don’t. For now, it’s just about what you need to do for you and if that means analyzing all the nuances of what you want, where you want to go, etc., then so be it. As it goes, it’s your peace of mind that needs the sorting out now, so set those priorities correctly.

yep thats me


Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Feel what you feel and own it. While you might feel the pressure to have to say it too, realize you don’t. For now, it’s just about what you need to do for you and if that means analyzing all the nuances of what you want, where you want to go, etc., then so be it. As it goes, it’s your peace of mind that needs the sorting out now, so set those priorities correctly.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You may hear all that you want to hear from your baby, but it’s their actions afterwards that will be what you should really pay attention to. Seems they’ll be pouring it on thick and while it might be true, unless they can actually execute what they lay on you, it’s as good as a hill of beans. While they might not be lying, it will produce another form of disappointment.
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Yikes, I guess that means Nikkita from Russia who has been emailing me for the past 6 months might be leading me on.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Nothing you say or feel has to be set in stone, so if you want to go that extra mile to let out all those feelings and thoughts you’ve had pent up in you, do it. For now, it’s about the moment and setting down the foundation for the future. So, feel free to put it on the line, as the deeper the roots you set, the stronger they will be. Sure, it might change again, but for now, it’s one step at a time.

one step at a time is right. its erie how close these frisky scopes come to my life.

Friskyscopes get me so frisky just reading them:D

A frisky Angelina makes me a frisky Tamela

and all of that makes nigma wanna get frisky.

Lets get frisky baby!

Great Thread ....I'm a Gemini

Oh yes...thats why we get along so well

For The Week Of August 1-7, 2011



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Everything you know might start to get shaky now, but it’s about trusting yourself to get through this mess. This means you won’t be pelted with situations steeped in insanity, but more like a psychological screwing of sorts. Either/or, now is the time when knowing where you want to go will matter the most, as your focus will be the most secure thing you can hold onto.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Being part of a team means being open to suggestions. This week, keep yourself wide open because ideas from others will be way more practical than yours. If you can humble yourself to give them a try, you’ll see results fairly fast and so to your liking that you might even realize you’ve underestimated some of those around you.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Just as one direction of your life tips upwards, another will start to go down. Who knows which side will reap the benefits and which won’t? Thankfully, as the sign of balance, you will take this all in stride, as patience will be the only way to work through to getting all back on track.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Your faith has been rocked to its core and, at this point, you’re exhausted. No, no one ever said life was easy, and especially with the high standards you’ve set up. Whatever, no one ever led an extraordinary life without making extraordinary decisions either. So, if you can’t stand by that now, realize it’d make all the hard work you’ve put in go away in vain.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

The stress will be rising and forcing all sorts of kinks out of you. While nothing else can be done about the mishaps, at the very least, you should take care of you and feed those bizarre hungers, as you never know where inspiration can come from now. Taking those dips into the darker side of your psyche can prove to be an eye-opening experience.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Time to make good on an old promise and put your love life back as a real priority. If this means throwing some money into it, then so be it. If this means taking a trip out of your comfort zone, don’t hesitate to get on board. As it goes, the future is coming into view and if you want to mold it into perfect form, it’ll mean adding a dose of the unknown right now.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You’re not one that likes being part of the status quo, so don’t hesitate to bend your rules to avoid that fate now. As it so happens, you do have tricks up your sleeve and the more cleverly you can pull them out, the more you secure your victory. After all, you have to think of your peace of mind, and if you want any now, it’ll mean seizing the winning point on your redefined terms.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

A change of heart can happen out of the blue, making you wonder whom you’ve been sleeping next to. If this does happen, don’t beat yourself up or over analyze, because it’ll be one of those, “It is what it is” situation. People are freaks and there’s no accounting for mental stability, no matter how well they present themselves. Of course, if it’s you with a change of mind, take that insanity plea and run.



Aries (March 21 - April 19)

High emotions may get to you more this week, but whatever, have that breakdown and be done with it. As it goes, once you purge, you’ll be in a better frame of mind to take the bull by its horns, as this week’s tiny little nuisances will creep up on you every time you aren’t looking, slowing you down and making you want to kill. Yeah, a normal week, but times 1000.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You’re going to have to learn to tell your baby when to shut up, because while they think they know what’s best for you and that their sage wisdom can save the day, it won’t. In fact, the more you let them ramble on and on, the more your concentration will get shot. So you know, yes, your tolerance for idiocracy this week will be very low.



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You can’t be everyone’s best friend, so prepare to be the bearer of bad news. After all, honesty is the best policy and if you want to move ahead now, it’ll mean clearing your path of any rubble and the only way you can assure that is with your words. While it may not be pleasant, it will be necessary and ultimately, it is the right thing to do.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Your hotness will radiate like a 1000-watt bulb, so don’t second guess yourself with anyone. If someone does throw you shade, realize it’s their intimidation and move on, as you must have no patience for the weary. Yes, this week is all about you and if you want what you want, it’ll mean knowing what you deserve without hesitation.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You’re going to have to learn to tell your baby when to shut up, because while they think they know what’s best for you and that their sage wisdom can save the day, it won’t. In fact, the more you let them ramble on and on, the more your concentration will get shot. So you know, yes, your tolerance for idiocracy this week will be very low.



I didn't think my tolerance for idiocy could get any lower. That's not a good sign for anybody around me. Also, um, any chance you could tell me who my baby is, because I can't seem to find her?

Im right here

Love these friskyscopes!!:) so clever beautiful tamela lee is:)