The Revelation Of Jade Capri

torontoral · **Joined:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 9774

Just how beautiful is that face hiding behind the heart to protect her identity?

Anyone who has been lucky enough to visit Jade Capri or receive an uncensored photo understands why the words "Brazilian Bombshell" are usually attached. [smilie=hot over you.gif]

And since I was at the Love Ranch North for a visit and had struck up a friendship with Miss Jade through numerous e-mails and PMs, I couldn't resist the temptation of meeting her.

Then, once I met her...I couldn't resist temptation.

If she so desired, Jade could model for a career, because she possesses one of the sweetest smiles to ever grace this Earth. and fabulous breasts and a booty to match.

If you watch soap operas, she reminds me a little bit of actress Katherine Kelly Lang, who plays Brooke on The Bold And The Beautiful; except Jade is ten times as stunning and when she gives you one of her dazzling smiles, it puts a lump in your throat and creates a lump of genuine excitement on another part of your anatomy.

In person, she's as warm and earthy as she appears on the Net or on the Board; a genuine pleasure to be around, and her sense of style...impeccable. The day I met her, she was wearing a black ensemble that offered a slight glimpse of her bronzed shoulders, and...ooh la la, is all I can say.

We hung out for awhile in the parlor, Jade on her computer, diligently checking the boards to add responses wherever warranted, and then finally I could take no more and had to proposition her.

After making arrangements and heading back to her Shady Pines lair, we both got undressed and Jade literally became my personal blanket.

Usually, there is a mutual bout of affection with someone or I'll make the first move on the way to getting hot and heavy, but Jade's instructions were , "Lie down and I will take care of you."

And boy, did she ever !!! She just covered me with that spectacular body of hers and peppered me with sweet kisses, including a few spots that don't normally get attention, and I was just carried away by it all. Little sparks of pleasure were ignited all over my anatomy, and while bathing in all this ecstasy, I felt like I was floating in heaven.

After I peaked, it was time to return the favor, and I can only hope I was as attentive and as intuitive to Jade's needs as she was to mine. I could have spent hours examining her electrifying bod, but hopefully there will be a next time where I can.:"

In the meantime, I think Brazil should appoint the voluptuous Jade Capri "Ambassador of Carnal Relations" because she does such an amazing job of making you feel comfortable and pleasing you at the same time.

So if you're in Jade's neighbourhood, drop by Shady Pines and enjoy a little ooh la la!

P.S.

No anacondas were injured during the duration of this appointment…

origlegman · **Joined:** Wed Aug 04, 2010 9:17 pm **Posts:** 4425

Great review torontoral! You have managed to captured Jade's pure essence. She is one remarkable woman in oh so many ways!

BigAlbowski · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:54 am

EXCELLENT review!!!! Yet more proof that Jade is a treasure!!!

[smilie=happy.gif]

Al

jadecapri · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:21 pm

You did a great job making me feel special in this review Totontoral. I remember last year when I started how much you helped me. Not only by being a friend but giving me the incentive to post. Before the Love Ranch I have never followed a message board or online chatting. So it was a bit difficult for me. Now, I love it. I check the board every day, I am curious to know what is going on, I can't wait to read when I get a email notifying me that I have a reply.

I was so excited that you made it here. It was a pleasure to finally meeting you in person.
Not sure about the model career, but it's sweet of you to mention it :mrgreen:

The actress is gorgeous and if I only look like her just a little bit, I take it. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

You too have a contagious smile lover.
Thank you for pointing out that I am the same as I am in the boards. I am genuine as I can be. I think is important to show real feelings in anything you do in life specially when being so intimate with someone.

Most of the dresses I wear and some that the ladies wear were made by me and my sister.

In the bedroom, You sure mean what you say... needless to say more.

If you are going to make me the "Ambassador of Carnal Relations"
I need those plates that the consul have on their cars so I can park my car anywhere :mrgreen:

Now, the anaconda history... shaw we clarify to them?

:arrow:

one day we were in chat and I think someone called Aaron a wolf, I don't remember exactly so I said that I should be a Brasilian native animal... I think that is what happened... Torontoral or Spartan said something about me being raised by anacondas... the rest is history :lol:

Thank you for the very, very well written review [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:22 pm

origlegman wrote:

Great review torontoral! You have managed to captured Jade's pure essence. She is one remarkable woman in oh so many ways!

Thank you so much Origlegman! He is a great writer. I am curious how yours would be [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:23 pm

BigAlbowski wrote:

EXCELLENT review!!!! Yet more proof that Jade is a treasure!!!

[smilie=happy.gif]

Al

Speaking about treasure Al. You are a rare find. No wonder why the ladies love you [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jax · **Joined:** Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:24 pm **Posts:** 752

Great Review! Jade is beautiful, and one of the nicest, most sincere ladies on the board. The Love Ranch is very fortunate to have her! Hopefully, I'll get to meet her one day.

torontoral · **Joined:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 9774

jax wrote:

Great Review! Jade is beautiful, and one of the nicest, most sincere ladies on the board. The Love Ranch is very fortunate to have her! Hopefully, I'll get to meet her one day.

Jade is a Goddess in so many ways...and Jade, have you picked up those ambassador license plates yet? :lol:

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:20 am

jax wrote:

Great Review! Jade is beautiful, and one of the nicest, most sincere ladies on the board. The Love Ranch is very fortunate to have her! Hopefully, I'll get to meet her one day.

Awww thank you Jax!! So nice to wake up to that!
I am also very fortunate to be here and I am sure some day we will meet. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:10 am

torontoral wrote:

jax wrote:

Great Review! Jade is beautiful, and one of the nicest, most sincere ladies on the board. The Love Ranch is very fortunate to have her! Hopefully, I'll get to meet her one day.

Jade is a Goddess in so many ways...and Jade, have you picked up those ambassador license plates yet? :lol:

I wish I was a Goddess Torontoral and not ambassador plates just yet. BTW, loved the dresses thread . [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

torontoral · **Joined:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:10 pm **Posts:** 9774

Christmas is coming, and if you love blondes -- especially blondes as magnificently beautiful and as caring as Jade Capri -- well, you deserve to gift yourself with a visit to the Love Ranch North.

She will leave you speechless, but very, very satisified... :twisted:

Mark. My. Words

tahoeGuy · **Joined:** Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:00 pm **Posts:** 331

Great review! She is a bombshell and a goddess!!!

sunnystarr · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:58 pm **Posts:** 4653

Those are some nice words! How lucky she is!!!

caressakisses · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2013 3:15 pm

Super HOTT & Sweet!

caressakisses · **Posted:** Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:56 pm

LUV LUV LUV this!

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:55 am

torontoral wrote:

Christmas is coming, and if you love blondes -- especially blondes as magnificently beautiful and as caring as Jade Capri -- well, you deserve to gift yourself with a visit to the Love Ranch North.

She will leave you speechless, but very, very satisified... :twisted:

Mark. My. Words

That was a very nice thing to say Torontoral. I am sorry i didn't see it before. Speechless and Satisfied are the right words [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:57 am

tahoeGuy wrote:

Great review! She is a bombshell and a goddess!!!

Thank you. He is a awesome writer. I gladly take both compliments from you. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:58 am

sunnystarr wrote:

Those are some nice words! How lucky she is!!!

Yes, it is really nice words. Thank you honey. I feel lucky every day. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

sunnystarr · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:58 pm **Posts:** 4653

I love this girl! And her accent! Shes mighty! I envy her and you all should too! [smilie=be mine!.gif]

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:54 am

I love that thread you created for me about my dresses. It's awesome. I will update that with few net pictures.

jadecapri · **Posted:** Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:21 pm

sunnystarr wrote:

I love this girl! And her accent! Shes mighty! I envy her and you all should too! [smilie=be mine!.gif]

Love you to beautiful. Envy me? That is cute honey [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

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