-I wanted to start my review by first thanking all the previous reviewers who shared their personal stories which led me to visit the ranch. I recently had a birthday and I finally decided to pull the trigger and go out to the ranch. Without the reviews and all the posts from other girls raving about how awesome Jade is I would not have had the courage to go through with it. I also would like to thank all the drivers and the interesting people I met on my journey out to Nevada. Holding on to my V-card into my mid 20s had really begun to bother me and I felt inferior to my peers and my self esteem was terrible. This review is going be kind of long but this is too important to me to make it short.

I also wanted to say thank you to all the lovely reviewers including you Atlfan. Again HAPPY BIRTHDAY . It's very sweet of you to remember everyone. It shows how caring you are, what I knew already
You don't have to worry about your virginity anymore but know that nothing in life should ever make you feel that way. You have way to many qualities to feel inferior.

-I’ve known about the ranches since I was a little kid from the Howard Stern show. I thought it was cool but I didn’t think that it was a place I would ever have to visit. I figured I would be able nail down some tail on my own.

-For Vs or anyone who is lonely reading this and considering visiting Jade I want to say that if you feel that it is something that you need in your life (a happiness or quality of life issue) and you have the financial resources to do so I would highly recommend it. I was very torn as to if I was making the right decision. I was not sure if I would regret the experience or if I would leave the ranch feeling like a chump who got hustled out of his hard earned cash. Ultimately, I made the decision that happiness was more important than a stack of money and that it was no longer optional and something that I HAD to do.

I like that you were honest about your feelings here. Why you didn't tell me before? . I actually thought you were pretty fast on your decision and I am not complaining .

-Here is some advice for first time visitors or shy Vs planning a trip. Register on the message boards and PM (private message) Jade. Tell her a little bit about yourself and just be totally honest with her. Do not try to impress her or game her up. Just be yourself even if it’s slightly corny or embarrassing. Jade will not judge you. She is very understanding and will pay attention to all the little details and keep them in mind for your party. I mentioned I liked an outfit of hers and that is what she wore at the beginning of the party. Making an appointment and exchanging e-mails or pms makes the process much less stressful.

Atlfan is right on this one. Nothing that no one tell me can be embarrassing on my book. I actually like to know more about your lives. I see everyone that I meet here as a friend rather than a client. I want everyone to have the best experience yet by being with me or at least be one that will be on the favorite memories

-If you are travelling from out of state plan your trip carefully. I personally made a few rookie mistakes as far as planning goes. I was picked up by a shuttle from my house at 2pm. My flight didn’t leave till 5:30 and I ended up arriving at the ranch about 7 hours after leaving my house despite only travelling from CA. I thought that going through security at the airport was going to take much longer than it really did. Getting to the gate only took about 30 minutes after arriving at LAX.
I know how it is to take a shuttle. I have done it my self several times. Sometimes is just better to ask a friend or take a cab.

-I was so focused on just getting to the ranch that I did not eat dinner before I went and was physically drained when I arrived. If I had to do it over again I would have flew into Nevada had a nice meal and then gone to sleep and gotten a solid night’s rest. I would have woken up had a good breakfast and then gone to the ranch with a full tank of energy.

You should have told me! I would make something for you to eat or at least order. Next time I will have food waiting for you or we can go out for dinner. I can only imagine how it would be if you had you "full tank of energy"

-Other reviewers have said that walking up to the gate was the hardest thing they had ever done. Personally this was not the hardest part. I am very experienced at executing non military missions and I looked at it like a challenge. For me the trip out to Nevada was not as bad as I expected. I just kept coaching myself like the other reviewers. One reviewer kept telling himself “I will not disappoint my friend” I came up with my own saying, “its ok to be scared, Vs are her specialty, she is kind and professional, we’re doing this”

And we did it! I am happy that you didn't cancel and made it all the way in the parlor, didn't even call me to meet you out side, what I would have done.

-For me the most difficult part was when I first met Jade. I felt like I was in a dream and I was kind of speechless (more so than usual). I was so relieved that I did not back out and that I had arrived I was kind of dumbfounded. Jade could tell I was nervous and she asked me if I wanted to speak in private in a VIP room. Once we sat down on the bed I felt a tremendous amount of relief and I knew that the hard part was over and Jade would take care of the rest. I was concerned that I might not fare so well during the negotiation but Jade made this part super easy. She let me make the decision on how much time and what I wanted to spend and did not pressure me or squeeze me for extra dollars.
You were just fine Atlfan. You handled it all so good that I was impressed.

-Now that I’ve discussed all the logistics or getting yourself out there I can now tell you how amazing Jade is.
Awwww

- When I arrived I was blown away first and foremost by her body. She has curves in all the right places, voluptuous, tan, and firm. If you are concerned because she does not show her face in her pictures don’t be you will not be disappointed. I looked for a flaw but I could not find one. I could not have lost my v-card to a more attractive woman. I thought perhaps the pictures may be old or out of date but this was not the case. If you like exotic beauties, this is exactly what you are going to get.
I am really happy you were not disappointed. Thank you for all the kind words. I am smiling big time now
I have to admit that you made me laugh. I could never tell you were looking for something wrong with me I would never post a picture that was too old or didn't represent what I am. ( I do like your sincerity here. BTW, I have imperfections )

-A big reason why I chose Jade (I am sure all the other girls are kind too) was the vibe of kindness, patience, and understanding. I know it sounds lame but personality and true kindness are turn-ons for me.
I am with you on this one. Personality and true kindness will always win my self as well.

-The party itself was amazing. I went for a three hour party and every second was spectacular. I know I had a deer in the headlights look on my face a many times but Jade did not hold this against me. It was very intense. Jade held me tight, kissed me throughout the whole thing, held my hand, and heavily breathed into my ear during love making. I can’t get the image of her biting her lower lip out of my head. She complimented me what I did well (more things than I expected) and directed my hands when I wasn’t quite sure what to do. There were a bunch of times where I giggled but this was just because the whole thing was so surreal and I was learning many things for the first time.
You did not look like a deer in the headlights. Everything that I said was true. You will do very well with the ladies, trust me. Besides everyone is different. You will have to learn the girl you are with and take from there. You sure know how to make me blush and how cute that you mention about me beating my lips. I do that a lot with out thinking.

-Another concern I had was that once my time was up I would abruptly be asked to leave or at least given little hints. This was not the case. Jade stayed with me for a bit longer than was originally negotiated in the room, as well as sitting with me out on the couches. I left the ranch hours after I had originally intended and Jade truly made me feel special. I really did feel like she was my girlfriend throughout the whole experience. It felt great. Jade will go above and beyond the call of duty and do so many little things that will run through your mind for weeks. It’s the little details that make Jade special as well as making YOU the client feel special.
You were so nice to spend time with, how could I ever just give you hints to leave NEVER! Everything that we did was because we felt like doing and this is what I mean about having true chemistry with the person you choose to spend time. It really make things feel real. I do have to say sorry for almost falling asleep when we were in the parlor. You made me so tired besides I think that is a good sign, you made me feel comfortable as well.

-Although the experience is still very fresh in my mind it’s hard not to think about visiting her again in the future. I originally intended if I decided to return to consider trying another girl for variety or doing a 2 girl party. If I do return I want to party with Jade for the time being.
I feel special now You know that I will always be here until you are ready to try new experiences.

-Since returning home I already feel better about myself. I am now a member of “the club” and when I look in the mirror I am not disappointed in myself.
You will have to keep me updated on what is going on from now on . Don't forget.

-So in summary if you are thinking about it and need it, DO IT. If all the men of the world could have a wife or girlfriend like Jade I am confident there would be an end to all world conflicts, Israel and Palestine would become allies, and world hunger would end. lol.
I will frame this last paragraph and put in my wall for future references . You had me laughing when I read this last part Atlfan. I doubt that I am that powerful but wouldn't this be the Best world ever? LOVE all the way around?

-Choose Jade! She’s the best!
You are The Best! Thank you for trusting me with something so special. Jade

An excellent review! But don't underestimate Jade or yourself, 2 girl parties with her are also great!

great review sweety! jade is amazing!

Great review!!!!

Al

Thanks for the detailed response Jade. Hearing what you thought about me made my day and your timing was perfect (i was on the verge of emailing you). I wanted to write a review to express my feelings and also to help anyone planning a trip who had any concerns even if they were a bit silly. Even though I am putting effort into finding a girlfriend I am almost certain I will visit again because of the bond we have over our experience. Next time I don't have to worry about all the little things and I can focus all my attention on you.

Great review atlfan! Jade is in a class all her own and she is someone I greatly admire. Her beautiful heart is an open book and should be cloned.

Great review! I am glad that you had such a great time with Jade! She is an amazing lady!

Aww... Kim!! Always the sweetest comments. It is indeed a great review. He is so funny and quick to find words for my posts.

Excellent review and detail..Myself being a huge Jade Capri fan I love the images you are always using in your avatar and signature. Hope you get to see her again soon. She is a gem!

What a hot read!!!!!!!

Thanks! I wish there were more horizontally oriented pics so I could rotate my signature more often.