So I arrived in Carson City, Nevada the day before the appointed date - in a somewhat bedraggled state of mind, but still undaunted by a growing sense of anticipation and excitement.

My visit had coincided with two separate celebrations of St. Patrick's day. The first one being held at the LRN on the 16th, while the second at the Bunnyranch on the following day.

Now thoroughly rested and rejuvenated, attending Friday's evening's festivities had been a gala of off beat high jinks; such as a combination of laughter, drinking, games of lighthearted debauchery, ( such as the "ugly bums" contest ) in the midst of an equally lighthearted, but perhaps more intensly hilarious, BJ and lap dance competition

And then almost immediately in the midst of all the fun and revelry, I managed to make eye contact with my Mistress of light

We exchanged brief glances, including the donning of brief mutual smileys at each other, while carrying on with the latter end of the festivities.

A most poignant moment occurred when I abruptly was spanked in the rear by none other than Lady Qing herself. I considered that brief playful moment a most favorable omen indeed concerning my appointment the following day, which would prove to be one of the very best experiences of my life.

So much for the plodding, sleepy narrative style of my report and high time for the more Smarmy aspects, you think?

At 3:40 PM, 03/17/2012, the big day commences. I arrive and immediately greeted by Bradly, who was presently manning the entrance. Eventually, I end up sitting down on one of the very comfortable red couches and simply wait for the grand entrance of my personal empress of angelic eloquence.

At around 4PM, the Angel of light arrives, arrayed in Lilac lingerie. I am simply stunned by what I see before my adoring eyes.

We converse. We converse some more. I compliment her profusely. My heart begins to melt as a result

Off to the cashier we go....and just as swiftly...to her eloquently decorated, boudoir

Natalia pretty much knew what I wanted as we gazed intensely into each others eyes.
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At this point, I ended up expressing ALL of what was contained in my immortal soul and earthly desires.

We Deep Frenched kissed, laughed, giggled, cuddled, touched, and sensuously caressed one another in a cavalcade of unimaginably blinding bliss

In addition, we also traded silly jokes amongst the euphoria - at times Natalia would appear to nearly fall off her bed in hysterical laughter, with me only too obligingly in following her lead

But Swiss time was running out, as in the dreaded intercom call to "rebook", since this particular party had been designed as a short time, no frills "ice breaking affair"

But no great loss of mood or ambience resulted, since the erotic fireworks were to continue for approximately 5 more minutes, given unexpectedly and very generously by Natalia.

And then it was over...... But then again, it really wasn't for when we sauntered out into the parlor area, I could barely contain myself in all that cloud nine euphoria that I was presently experiencing

What was to become really memorable, if not downright hysterical in that brief sequence of post-party "highs" was when Natalia instructed me to "please try to control yourself, we're in the parlor now",

OMG, that was sooooooooooooooo FUNNY and amusing to say the least.

But I honestly couldn't help myself - after what I experienced?? Are you kidding me?? Natalia of course being all too gracious and understanding in my wacky behaviour in the midst of her infectious, trademark giggling.

Nevertheless, we both continued to laugh and giggle in due course as we sat down at the bar with our drinks - but on a gradually lesser level of giddyness.

The post-party conversation went extremely well for me, and for her as well.

We conversed on a lot of interesting topics of the day, until it was time to say our collective good-byes - in the middle of one of the most romantic snowfalls that I've ever experienced in recent years.

How fortunate, and yet how timely this particular snowfall would augment such resounding timeless memories for me personally - since I have not visited the ranches in at least a 10 year span.


In my concluding Epologue, I will have some additional remarks concerning the Queen of Qing, so please stay tuned...

Excellent review!!!!!! Lucky Man!!!!!

Al

Thanks again for the sweet thoughts doll

LOL - You could say I ended my 10 year hiatus with a very timely......BANG

Dear Big Al, I really feel blessed and feel VERY LUCKY and PRIVILEGED in finally partaking with a lady that possesses such uncommon sagacity, intelligence, and generosity.

Natalia Qing is truly a courtesan of all seasons in my personal opinion.

Natalia honey, if you think my patented writing style is smarmy enough, believe you me, after our next extravaganza at the Bunnyranch, expect nothing less than a tidalwave of unhinged smarmyness, HAHAHA!!