I just felt this was the right thing to do unorthodox though it may be. Besides, I think Jade believes me now when I warned her, few things about my life have ever been normal

Besides, Jade has already exceeded my expectations and gone above and beyond and I always take care of those who take care of me. So here it is.

I've been pretty open about sharing a lot of my story on the message boards and while I realize regular members are probably familiar with it, reviews are traditionally more to help those who are less familiar with the ladies. The short version of it is simply this. Like most older virgins it was difficult for me to start this process due to the embarrassment and shame that goes along with holding that classification into your early 30's. I'd had some experiences that while trivial to some were traumatic to me in terms of previous attempts attempts at sexual activity.

This was compounded by the fact that I have only within the last two years finally been able to turn the tide in what really amounts to a life long battle with generalized anxiety and sever clinical depression. Frankly, I believe it robbed me of 4-5 years of my prime. So as you can imagine I've probably been among the most if not the most skittish clients to ever seek out the services of the ranches.

I would consider myself a "normal" guy, blessed with good physical health, Jade claims I'm even easy on the eye . I hold a college degree from a major university and am a veteran of the U.S. Army Infantry. But some of my experiences have just left me anxious, if not out right paranoid when it comes to women. I passed on four different ladies, some of whom would surprise most board regulars. Not proud of that, just telling it like it is.

I half felt sorry for the poor lady who might potentially agree to take me on as a client, going into this deal because of that baggage. Because I knew my anxieties would probably lead me to get on her nerves. I have dropped many people off at the gates of insanity before, its a drive I know very well.

So the fact that she agreed to take me on as a client back in late May (for an appointment in mid August) and we're now in mid July and she's still talking to me, says a ton about the kind of patience she has ! LOL !! Seriously though even for such a laid back lady such as her, I am legitimately surprised.

But more so than anything, it says a lot about her approach. In my understanding of how these sorts of parties are supposed to work, a courtesan's primary job is to help the client feel relaxed and confident going into the situation. That's not an easy job for a courtesan with any client, let alone a client who literally has both GAD and ADHD.

Yet somehow Jade has managed to help out the majority of those anxieties to rest. Just the other day, one her colleagues mentioned how much more at ease I seemed about this thing and that she suspected it had every thing to do with the calming influences from Brazil. So not only has Jade impressed me with her ability to get me to feel relaxed, she's also gotten the attention of her fellow professionals for her abilities.

I was pretty upfront with Jade that I am a virgin, that I'd heard sometimes older virgins are a bit more of a challenge as far as getting that first climax and all of that. Frankly, I could not tell who was more excited, her or me about partnering together on this !

I don't think she was putting on a show either, I think she was genuinely that excited. Which was cool because I really like the idea of this whole thing being as meaningful to the lady as it is to me. I've learned that to many of them is to many of them it truly is.

One of the great things about Jade. I told her "Hey I realize we'll never be boyfriend girlfriend but I would really hope that we'd at least be very good friends" and she feels especially for a guy's first time that this is actually very important.

So we've been doing a lot of email exchanges and such and already have very good "chemistry". Honestly, I think the fact that English isn't her first language works to her advantage. Simply because she has to work much harder to read things, she ends-up actually reading the entire email. She was the first one who I felt was actually "getting" some of the concerns I had. BASIC questions, she was quick to respond to. Like "what is her preferred brand of condom ? What about shaving, good informational resources about sex ?". Jade was the first woman who actually gave me answers to those questions without making me hound her for them.


She recommended I get to know some of the other ladies to help build your confidence talking to women and one of the first things she recommended was to buy some books on Karma Sutra to help give me an idea of how things go. To her credit, she hasn't dismissed my ideas, unorthodox though they might be. Which is important to an older guy, because its already somewhat humbling to us that we aren't experienced in this area of life. We're pretty touchy about being made to feel like a little kid and its easy for the lady to unintentionally do even though she means well.

So when she is serious when she says "We learn together !! Watch, you'll teach me something too. STOP dismissing your ability to give me pleasure, you'll surprise yourself, I can't wait to see when you do" well that attitude has really made things seem more on an even playing field so far as carnal activity is concern. Its made me feel a lot less intimidated by the idea.

Its been good to work with someone who really is actually engaging with me long before the party on stuff like this, and with whom I feel confident is taking me seriously. That alone has been a huge relief, regardless of what the actual details are.

Can't wait till August and while I know I'll have some butterflies, I don't think I'll be going into a situation where it is so overwhelmingly nerve wrecking as other guys talk about.

So far all I can say is good things about the woman. Not only is she a true pro, she's a wonderful human being. She is a great one to work with the more "sensitive" guys because she's going to give you her full attention, she doesn't bs you, and she won't make you feel like a little kid. Frankly, she's got me seriously thinking about looking into jobs in Brazil

great write up.

you did warned me

You have come a long way CO . I have noticed a major difference on you from when we first start to talk to now. I don't believe the members on the message board would judge anyone. Anyone that sign up or come in for the first time to the Love Ranch/Bunny Ranch can be a little intimidated by the whole experience and it can be overwhelming.

I have to admit that I was nervous for the first week about the whole thing.. and I found understanding and helpful people here. One of them is Jenai. She trained me and I remember that my very first didn't stand a chance.... I was so shaking with it all that I asked Jenai to come with me... and the poor guy was nervous himself that he end up leaving... what a mess I created... he will probably think twice before coming back... So I also have to warn everyone... If the lady is new cut her some slack

I would never judge anyone in any situation. You have being doing so good with it all... And you will recuperate those 5 years for sure.

Just so you know my body is closed for insanity... so not even you will break me
So, what are you saying that by August I should have an extra BA in people relation? I am very patient but don't try to make me jump in deep water because I can't swim... If I can get out alive you will have it

The "tropical weather" in Brazil can make anyone feel relax.
We will have all the time we need to get were we want to be

You are right CO it means a lot to us girls every experience lived here. Specially when you build a connection.

It make me so happy that you think so highly of me. I thank you for remembering so many details of our back and forth conversation. Everything was from the bottom of my heart.

Whenever you are ready just let me know because I know some websites for you to search for a job in Brazil

I think so too Crumbie.

On that note I find man in US extra special.
I wish I could show this post to my mom

Thank you very much !

Thanks for pointing that out for me Casanova See people, learn from my public embarrassment. WHENEVER you type up something that you intend for others to read, do NOT depend on spell check alone. It will fail you every time LOL !!!

I must admit, I did not know of the reputation of Brazilian women before asking Jade to partner with me on this thing. However, I have since learned of their reputation and in all seriousness, a trip to Brazil has just been put on my bucket list and 5 year plan.

While I hadn't heard of their reputations, the thing that initially made me suspect that I'd be less skittish with Jade, had everything to do with my experiences working with Latinos in the Army. Granted I don't know if Brazilians would consider themselves Latinos but their culture does appear to have influences from Latin culture.

ANYhow getting to my point, the soldiers of South American origin that I served with in the Army were some of the most intensely loyal friends I ever had the pleasure of serving with. If you were their friend, they would go through to hell and back to help you and I'd like to think I'd have done the same for them. Their wives and girl friends were just as intensely loyal to their men. For more intensely and passionately loyal than I was used to seeing in American women.

So right or wrong about Brazilian v Latino, that was what was in my mind when I started discussing things with Jade. So far that gut feeling that a woman from South America would be a great choice, has proven correct. For reasons to private to discuss, I can say without hesitation Jade has 110% had my best interests at heart through this whole process. I know my party won't even come close to being her biggest payday so it clearly isn't just about the money for her and for that I'll forever be in her debt. Hopefully she'll have as much fun as I believe I'm going to have on this party.

I am Latina, because Brazil is in Latin America/South America. And I am proud of it. I hear some people get offended about it...not me. But If I don't speak some confuse me for an North American.
I am loyal and we have a lot of good people back home. So you are right. I have your best interest in mind.

Hehehe, You know I do walk with a limp and I was thinking the other day how funny would it be if that also got lost at the LR !

Thanks Jill, and guys here too is another very classy woman. I think she's got one more slot open for an overnight in July. I already put in my vacation time for August otherwise Jade and I would be talking about the possibility of joining her. Ttttaaalllkkk abbbout having a hard time completing sentences, you should see her in an orange dress.

I'm looking forward to writing the official review but it will probably be more of a "Thank You" than a review. I will also add, I'm looking forward to collecting the material for that post much more than writing that post

Jill is funny!!
limp...and get lost maybe would be a good thing getting lost here.

I can't wait for you to collect it.

great post... you made me laugh, think and laugh some more... BTW - Don't you dare send me that 20 plus pages email. I promise you that I will send someone to Ohio to take care you

Great Write up Central....

Us Ohioans must have a thing for wonderful Brazilian women becasue I caught some Jade fever!
Can't wait until I get to do a post party review!

There's a reason for that. With the exception of the representatives from the Buckeye that work at the ranches, frankly Ohio women are cruel.

But what do I know.

I know!!! What is that with Ohio guys???

I can't wait to find out what the reason is.
I am sure Ohio has nice girls.. you just have to find them

And you should be proud of your culture. While as a rule I respect all cultures, of all the diversity I've been exposed to both in the service and life, Latin culture is one that I hold in extremely high regard.

As for Brazilian v Latin, well I've learned the hard way you have to be very careful with using such terms and tread very lightly !! A Cuban doctor whom I credit with saving my life two years ago is Cuban. For as great a guy as he is to be around, if you wish to get hit in the face, refer to him as Latino. He'll be in your grill saying "I'm F-ing Cuban get it the hell right !!" LOL !!

Much like you, he cares very much about his clients and tries to give them his full attention and respect.

I believe every couture has something special. But I can't help having more feelings towards Latin couture.

You're gonna either be singing the praises of the Buckeye or cursing its existence by the fall ! LOL !!

got to love the review of jade

Always Willing,

Veronica

one of the two Ohioian!!

Thank you Veronica.

Thank you Jade. I know instantly looking at you that you would do great. You are a beautiful woman both inside and out, and it's a joy for one to be around you. You go girl go. Good to be back here with you. You held my hand the whole tea party..lol

CO, all I can say is what Miss Frenchie Rose told me when she saw me with Jade: "You're in good hands!"

You sir, are in good hands!

I know fror sure that I was in great hands Marv316

I missed you so much and so is everybody else Jenai.

Here it is guys, the completion of 5.5 month journey.

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I tried to PM you but couldn't. That was such a nice description of our time together... you forgot to mention the local man in Virginia City. lol...

Glad you had a good time, CO Jade is one of a kind!

He was a lot of fun!
I had a great time! CO is one of a kind and so do you Ruby.

Thanks Ruby and Jade blushing I am Thanks again for treating me so nice Jade.

Agreed she is one of a kind!

Cool, always nice when people can agree on something

Agreed!

LOL Virginia city and the guys who appeared to be dressed as miners from the early 1900's but it was not abundantly clear if that was part of an act or if that was how they ordinarily dressed LOL !!

Or the drive back that had a whole lot of hair pin turns but barely any guard rails, in a rented Dodge Charger that I was driving for the first time, using a GPS that was much less than accurate hehehe

I remember you also pointing out the beautiful scenery and I wanted to say "Sorry, can't check it out right now, too busy trying to keep the car on the road" hehehe

Guys if you plan an outdate to Virginia city, do NOT use a cell phone GPS as those require the cell phone to be within range of two cell phone towers at the same time to work. It just won't happen in that part of Nevada. Insist on using a GPS that uses actual satellites from space, you can almost always get a deal on them with rental car packages anymore.

Agreed!

There's the word I like to hear LOL !! thanks

Haha!

LOL ! Thanks ! I'm looking forward to doing a prereview and post review for you too !

What can I say ? At the time I wrote that, while I had not visited a brothel or courtesan before, I knew good and well that it was highly unusual for a lady to spend so much time on phone calls, texts, and email exchanges with a client (even a virgin). Even if we had planned a three day weekend at a 5 star resort on Lake Tahoe, the amount of time she spent getting to know me, answering questions, and calming my anxiety; I think most ladies would have considered far above and beyond the norm. Who knows what they would have thought of it considering the simple, midweek overnight at the LRN we planned.

I felt horrible about only being able to pay a fraction of what it was worth to me and wanted to find something I could do to show her some appreciation and hopefully steer some business her way. SO, I just decided I'd publicly tell her how much I appreciated everything, hoping her boss would see it and give her a raise ! LOL !!

Looking back on things, even if I had been able to pay her what I felt things were worth; I would still have written that review because she so deserved it !!

She did exactly that too, she took my old world and body slammed on its head. I like my new world much better and I think Jade and I both agree my old "V-Tag" looks much better framed and sitting on her dresser...literally

Agreed!

Yeah I do seem more relaxed don't I ? LOL !!

I don't know if it was act or not but it was cool to see it. Too bad we didn't go early enough to walk around in day light. How about the books on the table? lol
The drive back was fun but I have to admit that I got the queasy on my stomach when you turned the car...lol...
And that is just me...trying to show you everything that I was going on around us. It was so much fun!

It is Jill. Wait until he come back here next time.

I am sure that preview will be a great reading as mine was.
I like to get to know who ever choose to spend time with me. You were extra special because it was all new for you. You know well that I almost couldn't keep it up and took some time to respond most of you emails. But I am glad we did it. The most important thing for me at the time was and still is your happiness. I wanted to make sure you would have the experience you wanted.
You have done way more that. So many people read the reviews and what you and others think about me.
I know you would have write all these wonderful things regardless Mike.
I am really happy for the changes you have being making and I hope you get much more in life. You deserve it. I read the VCard the other day when I was unpacking. Good times.

I hope that you guys have a great time together in April!

xoxo

Oh we will
And you will hear about it.

Oh, we did and I shall tell you about it

Oh, we did and I shall tell you about it [/quote]
Please, be my guest

Please, be my guest [/quote]

SURE THING

Here you go, check it: viewtopic.php?f=20&t=60702&p=1271710#p1271710

I love it and trust me. It has been inspiration to others

Thanks, you bet. Jade is a very special woman and she really went to a great deal of time and effort to make things very special for me !!

Thank you Tony for the very nice comment. You got to know me a little. Mike is a gentleman and very protective of me, what make me feel special. He deserved every bit of attention that I gave to him.

Jury still out on that last statement lol

Poor girl had to put up with me having terrible anxiety attacks, like every other day for the three months leading up to that trip. So, if she still feels that way, she's far more patient than most that is for sure !!

I'm so proud of having written this. No regrets !!

I think we did it all together Mike. I couldn't have done anything with out you.

Yes, Jade, yes we did !!

I sure was, I was out like a light ! Ironically, because I'm sitting here now means that time tonight I will be working lol !!

she justs open you up for the real girl friend experience. Great job Jade on yet another happy man.