Since late spring, I had been contemplating a trip to the Ranch as a gift to myself for completing PhD coursework after summer school was finished. I finally "took the plunge" and booked a plane ticket; plans were then made to visit Kalli Morgan at the Ranch. Over the last several weeks I had e-mailed her back and forth, thoroughly read her website and all of the many glowing reviews posted by her adoring fans, and prepared myself for a quick weekend getaway to the Ranch.

The day had arrived, and I landed at the Reno airport a couple hours later than I expected due to a delayed connecting flight, but Kalli more than made up for my lateness with charm, beauty, laughter, and pure sexiness. As I was waiting for the limo at the airport, Kalli texted me and said "I have a naughty surprise for you." I couldn't wait to know what it was! So, the limo pulls up at the airport and the driver kindly takes my bag before opening the rear passenger door; there I see Kalli dressed casually but looking absolutely wonderful. Then, the surprise: another Bunny was in the limo. It was Jordan Soprano! I think my jaw must have hit the floor. Not only was it my first time ever in a limo, but I was in the presence of two stunningly beautiful women, Kalli and Jordan. That's where the fun started....

Kalli and Jordan, from the very beginning of my all-too-short visit to the Ranch, made me feel like a king and the only man in the world. I was speechless for the first few minutes of our ride in the limo. They poured a glass of champagne for each of us and we began the ride back to the Ranch. I couldn't believe my eyes -- these gorgeous women, who I had previously only seen through pictures on the website, were now right before my eyes, seated on either side of me, and both were infinitely more beautiful in person. I know I said at least twice, "Somebody pinch me, because I'm certainly dreaming." Our time together got off on the right foot, for sure. Conversation was relaxed, easy, and fun. The champagne made "getting to know you" all that much easier.

Upon arriving at the Ranch, I was given a tour and eventually led to Kalli's room, where we made a relatively smooth transaction regarding the night's plans and finances. Kalli was super nice when it came to explaining the Ranch's rates, and that made the process with the cashier go very smoothly as well. My only regret of the entire night was not coming armed with enough cash for a longer encounter. (But, it gives me an excuse to start saving up for another trip. I look forward to the days of an actual salary once my PhD is earned; being on a student's budget sucks!)

Kalli knew of my long-distance travel, and she had kindly booked one of the private suites for our time together. As luck would have it, the suite was right outside of the pool and hot tub! Kalli and Jordan led me to the pool, where we began the "true fun" of the night. I learned of Jordan's talent at water skiing, witnessing it first hand! I also got to experience Kalli and Jordan's superb abilities at "motor boating". (You can use your imagination on that one.) As much as I'd love to share all of the exsquisite details of my time with K&J, I am going to simply say that I was treated as a VIP -- never have I made such a quick bond with two other women. They made me feel completely comfortable, completely open, and put me in such a fun, relaxed mood. The K&J duo is a volatile combination -- they should come pre-packaged with warning labels! They seem to know each other so well, and share a chemistry that is palpable. What fun it was to be in the middle of these two sexual dynamos.

Our night ended much too soon, but K&J left me on a physical and emotional high that I am not sure I've ever experienced before. Three days later, and I'm still feeling the after-effects. Thankfully, the cloud-nine feeling has lingered since returning home, and my memories of our time together will hopefully last for a long time to come. Kalli and Jordan have made this guy's entire summer; I can enter the coming school year with new energy and wonderful memories of my night at the Ranch. Those qualifying exams and dissertation proposal won't seem quite so daunting when I have thoughts of K&J running through my head.

I can't wait to get back to the Ranch. It will definitely be sooner, rather than later. Save me a spot on your hard mattress, will you, Kalli?

I will absolutely save you a spot on my hard mattress. We had such a wonderful time with you. I can't wait till the next time.

I couldn't agree more...Kalli and Jordan make a magical combination!

Hey now.. you mean my hard mattress!!! LOL

I cant wait for round 2 either! I had a blast with the both of you!

xox
J

Hello there Thirtyandorky,
CONGRATULATIONS!!! I've been to the K&J Ranch, and give you a loud YAHOO!!! I've known these gals for awhile, and both are simply a delight!! I can't imagine anybody not having a fantastic time with either of them. I'm kinda partial to brunettes, particularly Jordan!! But, I am an equal opportunity employer. Blondes can have fun TOO. Lol.
Jim

thank you Jim!!!

Thank you Dino. We do have a lot of fun together.

Yes you do!! i cant wait to be in a party with you two!!!!

They're definitely a dynamic duo!

Always willing,
Veronica

We miss you Jimbo! And you too Thirty and Dorky!

Anytime sweetie!!

Lucky you!!! Thanks for sharing!

One of the best 2 girl shows around

Thank you!!

Thank you gorgeous..See ya next week

I am glad you had a great time!!!!