I don't always post reviews, but when I do I try to make them unique. After all there are only so many great things that can be said... even about Chloe. I've had a good number of parties with her. The most recent one at the time of this posting was in August 2010. It is also her birthday today so this is a present to her.

Miss you sweetie,
afriend (Also known as afiend by you)

Here goes... with apologies to songwriter Katy Perry.

Greetings loved one
Let's take a journey


I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath Dennis’s trees


The boys break their necks
Tryin' to creep a little sneak peek


You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
Once you party with them
You'll be falling in love
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


Ne-va-da gurls, they’re unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, will melt your popsicle
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Ne-va-da gurls, they're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, they’ve got it on top
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


Sex on the beach
They don't mind sand in their stilettos
They freak, in her jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg is on the stereo


You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
Once you party with them
You'll be falling in love
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


Ne-va-da gurls, they're unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, will melt your popsicle
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


Ne-va-da gurls, they're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, they’ve got it on lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


Tone tanned, fit and ready,
turn it up 'cause it's getting heavy!
Wild, wild west coast,
these are the girls I love the most!
I mean the ones,
I mean, like, she's the one,
kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns!


The girl's a freak,
she drives a jeep and lives at The Love Ranch,
I'm okay, I won't play,
I love the ladies, just like I love all at TLR.,
Tahoe Beach and Virginia City,
summer time is everything!


Home boys hanging bout,
all that ass hanging out!
Bikinis, with tankinis, martinis, no weenies,
Just a king and the queeny,
Chloe, my lady, (Yeah)
Lookie here baby (uh, huh)!
I'm all up on you,
'Cause you representing Ne-va-da gurls (oh yeah)!


Ne-va-da gurls, they're unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin, so hot, will melt your popsicle
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)
Ne-va-da gurls, they're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, they’ve got it on lock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
(Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
(Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)


I really wish they could all be Ne-va-da gurls