You are welcome to take up residence on Planet Yes anytime you like! You are quite the VIP here! Actually, the planet is closed off to all women other than you, because of the effect you have had on the planet's leadership! I'll have you know that said leadership is willing to accept bribes, if you'd like to be elected "Yes Woman of the Year!"

Well, then!

Take me to your leader.

I would, but he is currently unavailable! He is on the run from the law and hidden in his Earth lair, with his patented sundial in hand! Something tells me you'll run into him soon, and he will need every advantage possible to avoid punishment!

Is that a sundial in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Well, isn't this an embarrassing situation? I'm always happy to see you, but I think I left my sundial in the lair. I guess there is only one way to find out the cause of the excitement! All I am going to say is put your hand in my pocket and your eyes will pop out of their sockets!

I'd like to keep my eyes in place -- all the better to watch you work your magic! -- but I'll put my hand in your pocket anyway.

I'm needing some inspiration -- care to provide it?

I'd prefer you keep your eyes too--that was more for effect! I want you to be able to see when I perform my modern day Merlin act on you! I don't know how many illusions I have, but I have plenty of hands-on tactics to show you!

Add "Merlin" to the growing list of rollie aliases!

I guess I felt lonely and needed a new alias to keep me company! "Yes" still has way more upside, but I doubt you meet too many magical Merlins! I would say you'll never see me coming, but I believe you already have, and yes, I totally just stole that line from you!

If you hear me screaming, "Yes, Merlin!" I guess I'll have all my bases covered!

As long as you're screaming, you can call me "Milo" for all I care, and I'll still respond! You're pleasure is the number one priority! Does this mean I should bring the wizard costume with me to put you in the mood? Nothing says turn on like an oversized robe with a hood!

No robe and hood necessary. You won't be wearing anything for long.

Don't forget that I am a magician. One quick abracadabra and your clothes will disappear too! You don't even want to know what happens when I use shazam! Something tells me that magic will be a plenty when we are together! You have techniques that even Houdini couldn't perfect--I've seen them myself!

What if I DO want to see what happens when you use "shazam"?

A magician can't reveal his secrets, but I will assure you that it will be an earth-shattering experience! It will excite, mystify, make you shake and quiver all at the same time! If that sales pitch has your attention, feel free to request my services at any time. I can tell you that I'm a master at slight of hand, and slight of tongue!

Consider your services officially requested!

I'll grab my cape and tophat, and I'll be right there, I'm riding my unicycle, so I should arrive around January. I must warn you--after I perform, you will never be quite the same! I will not only show you magic, but I will make you feel it too. We will truly be where the magic happens!

Wow! Just when I think you can't get any more talented, you show up riding a unicycle?

I'm sure I only have my talents, because I have you as my inspiration! For my next trick I will ride a unicycle, while standing on my head, and reciting Shakespeare! No matter what I can do now, I know there are plenty of things left for us to discover together!

Riding a unicycle on your head while reciting Shakespeare?

Can't beat that. Unless you're naked.

I'm sure that can be arranged! This could be dangerous, though. The "North Pole" will be heading south! I always thought reversing the poles was a bad idea!

Depends on the position. You'd be surprised!

Consider my interest piqued! Whether you want to defy gravity or look like a pretzel, I'm in! I bet you never had to make it work on someone who was upside down, while balancing on a unicycle!

There's a first time for everything!

I'm sure there are plenty of firsts that lie ahead for us! With you, defying the laws of physics should be a piece of cake! Together, we can prove that Isaac Newton was wrong about gravity!

That's one law that's meant to be broken, if you ask me!

There are plenty of laws we can break--- gravity, friction, motion, etc... You name it, I'm in! You know, I thought you were an officer of the law, but it seems you have gone rogue. I might have to make a citizen's arrest and teach you a few lessons!

Anna, I think we may have to work-in a combination of your first two stories sometime during our long out-date. What do you think? A bit of role-reversal and a sexy dream added to the ideas/activities I've already planned...
We'll have over a week to amuse ourselves.

That is amusing.

Still serves as great fantasy fodder for my, ahem, "alone time".

Exclusive lessons?

They better be exclusive! The last thing I want, or need, is someone else wandering in in the middle of my lesson plan! However, I think you should be the one teaching. Something tells me curriculum you provide is way more interesting and hands on than anything I could come up with!

I hope you're right!

Wow!!! Now I know it'll take more than a week!!!

You think so?

I most definately do.

Deal. Just be sure to pay close attention. You'll be putting that knowledge to good use.

Should I bring a notepad or a recorder to document the lesson? I wouldn't want to miss anything! After the lesson finishes, I think I need to have an open book test to find out what I have learned, with your assistance! Hey Anna, wanna be my lab partner?

Lab partner sounds good. Lap partner sounds better!

*imitates Horshack* "oou oou oou"

I think we can have both! It's always easier to get away with things when you put them under the guise of an experiment, and the lap partner is an important experiment! It's all for intellectual advancement! I would say that I would give you a ride on my knee like Santa, but I think I have a better place!

Your sleigh?

Hmm ... strike two ...

Maybe, it's one of my magical reindeer! We could always play charades to settle this burning question!

Something tells me things will be crystal clear the moment we're together again!

Since I am a magician, I checked my crystal ball, and it told me that my immediate future is brighter than the sun! With your assistance, I should be able to slide right back into the swing of things! Actually, with you as my motivation, I'm pretty sure I could make the Earth stand still!

Speaking of "swing" of things, I'll have to introduce you to a certain swing ...

Well, we might as well swing for the fences, so to speak! I'm sure the swings at the playground have nothing on this swing! We could always try it out to make sure it's safe for wider use! There is nothing I won't do in the name of safety!

Safety won't be the first thing on our minds when we use it.

It certainly sounds like the ride of a lifetime! I always thought rollercoasters were impressive, but who knew that they have nothing on a swing! I just hope that you don't have to be a certain height to ride!

Don't have to be a certain height, but be forewarned -- this ride does go upside down.

Oh, so it's a thrill ride, is it? I plan on coming up with so many ways to defy gravity with you that Newton will be spinning in his grave! Nothing gets the blood flowings like some vigorous swing!

Beats teacups, put it that way!

There may be some spinning, but it will be way cooler than the teacups! Something may pour out, but it won't be tea! Plus, I won't have to listen to "I'm a Little Teacup" repeatedly! There's just no downside to this!

I know where your handle is, and I've located your spout, so we're good to go.

Have you come out with any more erotica lately?

I have a few stories in various stages of completion. Hopefully soon.

You seem to be an expert at making my spout go off! Now, if I could only figure out how to press your buttons, we'd be getting somewhere!

You press the most important button!

With you around, button pushing quickly becomes my favorite hobby! I think I really need to spend some quality one on one time with the button, so that I can get the proper feel or taste!

My button just pulsated. I think that means it's in full agreement. That, or I'm very, very horny. Probably both.

I'm pretty wound up myself! I'll just have to start plotting for next time. Since the next time is my birthday, I think there is something that I would rather eat than cake!

I think it'll be far sweeter and more satisfying.

It's my party and I'll lick if I want to! Plus, I've been known to be quite hungry when I arrive in Reno. If it comes down to airport food or you, I think you are on the menu!

Anything to keep you satiated! Goodness knows you have trouble with that on your own.

Maybe, I have been playing possum this whole time! I might just have to fast for 40 days and 40 nights, so I that I can really take the gloves off! You're too delicious to miss! Next time, I don't plan on letting anything stand in my way---especially a measly cold.

ummmm wow, those are really really good.

Glad you enjoyed them! More on the way soon ...

Very much looking forward to reading them.

There is one in particular I think you'll get a rise out of.

hahah Anna I imagine all normal functioning males get a rise out of everything you do

The goal for me, is to help you to have a few dozen spasms of your own

And a few other "asms" too, I trust!

I think that is everyones goal at least I know its one of mine

These never fail me.

It's good to have multiple goals, if you know what I mean!

I have been known to be goal oriented and with you Lady Anna, I have many goals in mind!

A man with aspirations can be most inspiring!

My greatest goal is to inspire you to dazzling new heights!

You already have my imagination soaring!

Yours and mine!

I wouldn't settle for less!

Anna,I would love to be one of your fantasies laid bare!

I totally forgot about the one I made and it's in my signature . So have you had any thoughts of adding to my story?

Mmm. But you already are, Manny!

Just wait until we are "laid bare" together!

I wouldn't settle for anything less than more and more!

Waiting is most assuredly not my specialty!

Not one of mine either!

Our memories will have to do until...we are ravishing each other again!

And what sweet memories they are ...

Yes they are!But WE won't be satisfied until we are locked together in blissful ecstasy!

We wait with excitement.

take your time, the ones you posted are hot

They do do the trick.

April is going to a memorable month!

April is going to a memorable month! [/quote]

ANY time with you Anna is going to be more than memorable! It's an erotic fantasy come true!

I'll try not to keep you waiting too long.

Thank you! I had a lot of fun with them.

Fantasy Bump

I plan to create some more visual erotica with Anna! It will be of the nonfiction variety!