If necessary, I plan to get down and dirty in the gutter! I don't plan on leaving it anytime soon!

There are worse places for the mind to wander, that's for sure!

Thank you for introducing me to this gutter! It's such a marvelous place! In fact, I plan on becoming a permanent resident!

I've read these tales many times and achieved the desired results.

It's a great place to get down and dirty!

Desired by me, especially!

I guess this is what Sir Thomas More meant by "Utopia"! I'll meet you somewhere in the middle!

Well, you'll be pleased to know that you have achieved your heart's desire. If only I could share them with you.

Mmm. The middle is a very, VERY good place for you to meet me!

Someday! (Or night!)

I look for to exploring more of your middle! Actually, you can just call me Ferdinand Magellan, because I plan on exploring and discovering every inch of you!

When I'm screaming your name, somehow "Ferdinand!" just won't do.

As long as you're screaming my name, you can call me whatever you like---except "Skip" or "Leave"!

Skip?

How about, "Yes!" Are you prepared to be known as Yes! henceforth?

As long as "Yes" is one of your favorite words, I can live with that! There is one condition. On Cinco de Mayo, I wish to be known as "Si"!

Someday your prince will come? Nah, I'm no prince!

Anxiously waiting for more

Anna is probably doing most of her writing on school papers these days. A paper on her erotica would get an 'A' for sure.

Si, señor!

Be careful! People might start to get offended, if you keep calling out my name! I never knew that haveing the name "Yes" could have so many benefits!

It's certainly convenient!

I plan to make sure that you never forget my name and I think it just became a whole lot easier!

As if I could! But, hey, it's not a bad nickname for you!

In that case, I hope to be hearing a lot of my nickname from you in the near future! I think that it is definitely one word that I can never hear enough from you!

Here's hoping you never get tired of hearing it!

I could never hear it too much from you! Hearing it from you is like a symphony to my ears! I doubt that it would have the same effect, if it was coming from some guy named Rupert.

Or Boba, no doubt!

I don't know. He is quite the looker! However, unless you secretly like to be called Boba, I think I'll only allow women whom are called Anna to call me by my new nickname!

What an honor it is!

Knowing you is quite the honor for me! I feel as lucky as Lou Gehrig did on July 4, 1939, to be able to spend time with you! I, actually, get to see my favorite person in the world and I don't mean Boba Fett!

Perhaps one of these days you'll see both.

I wouldn't exactly say that's at the top of the list of things to do--or even on it, but I'm in for the sheer awsomeness of it! Can I be Han Solo and you dish out a new breed of bounty hunter justice that involves a lot of use of the word "Yes"? One rule-no turning me into Carbonite!

I'd never turn down the chance to see Han Solo!

It must be lucky day! I guess I'll have to do for Han Solo--even if it's kind of a letdown. It could have been worse! I could have thrown Chewbacca into the mix!

Yeah, ixnay on the Chewy-ay!

Are you sure you don't need a little fur in your life? Actually, after 7 months, I'm sure I'll be enough to handle on my own! I'm not looking for anyone elses help!

You're a talented vixen. I would like to read more of your work and I am wondering if you take requests for themes? I would gladly pay.

She is talented in many ways besides writing

You know how many pets I have. The LAST thing I need is more fur!

So, I guess that means no? That's fine! You will just have to be stuck with me, by myslef!

Petting you is at least as fun!

You can pet me any way you like! I won't exactly resist. Plus, I don't bite, unless you want me to!

That's my line! We're rubbing off on each other both literally and figuratively!

Let's just consider it a little creative borrowing! I did learn from the best! It was just too easy a set-up for me not to take. We can practice rubbing off anytime you like!

This is one of my go to threads when i am in need

How's January?

Glad I could inspire you!

Something tells me that January just might work! I guess I better try to get rid of all my static electricity to prepare for all the rubbing! However, I think there is already too much built up friction to fix!

If we shock ourselves in the process, well, that's just the risk we're going to take, isn't it?

Oh, a risk taker---I like it! Let's see what kind of energy we can create, shall we? I expect to make nuclear energy look like a thing of the past!

However, let's not get all crazy with the risks, and start ripping the tags off mattresses or opening other peoples' mail!

Oh, come on ... live a little!

We can try to push the limits together! I guess you'll just have to show me what risk is all about! If we really get risky, we might even be able to get away with loitering or obstructing the highway!

Talk about a traffic stopper!

If there is a traffic stop involved, I think we need an officer of the law---the more corrupt, the better! Would you happen to know where I could find one?

Hmm. I'll ask around. I suspect I won't have to look far.

Good! Make sure you find the best the force has to offer! I'm tough to catch with all my known aliases!

P.s. When I said corrupt cop, I didn't mean like Harvey Keital in "Bad Lieutenant"--- that's just scary!

I'll be sure not to go Harvey on you!

I think it's best for both of us if you don't! I think you're perfect just the way you are! Plus, I don't think you need half the problems that come along with that character!

I mean, you know there is trouble when the original cover looks like this...

At first I thought I was looking at Lou Ferrigno!

I guess Harvey had himself in good shape back in '92! I still love the movie, but I'm bitter they did a remake with Nicholas Cage. Nicholas Cage can, occasionally, ruin a good premise faster than anyone I know.

Back to my original question, have you found that cop I was looking for? Traffic is getting out of control!

I did find her. Cuffed to the bed. I asked her if she needed help, and she said yes. As in, "Yes!"

Finally, I think this is somewhere where I can be of assistance! I might just free her---eventually! I guess she will just have to say the magic word!

"Dan"?

Oh, how ever did you guess? Really, I just don't know about all this "Dan" stuff. It seems like a fine name, but I think I'll keep the other seven I have. I hope no one ever wants my signature, because it's going to take a while! At least, "Yes" has it's perks!

Beats the heck out of "No"!

Unless that's short for Nostradamus, I think I'm cool on that, but I guess I would already know that, if it was! Who else can get answers and hear their name at the same time?

Just for fun, now I'm going to shout out "Nostradamus"!

If that doesn't break my concentration, I don't know what will! Remember, I can yell jibberish too. I could just yell out "Ish Kabibble," out of nowhere, for the fun of it!

Ish Kabibble, eh? I'll see your Ish Kabibble and raise you a Flubarty Migoo!

You do know I could keep this up forever! In other words, you're entering a world of pain!

Pain? Only from laughing so hard!

Well, I think you might be in luck! I've been off my game this week, but I should recover by roughly 7 p.m. eastern tomorrow night--at least, that's what my watch would say, if I wore one!

No calendar, no watch. You have a sundial, or what?

No, silly goose! I use an hourglass to tell time, duh! Really, I only care to know the date 2 or so times a year!

Must be a big hourglass!

At least, I save on batteries! I would say we could synchronize waches, but I don't know how that works with sand!

Bring those unused batteries of yours. I know just how to put them to use.

With all the pent-up energy I have, I'll have enough batteries and fuel to power a jet pack! I can't wait to explore your techniques for conserving energy---again and again!

Jet pack, eh? Well, I've yet to join the mile-high club!

I won't protest! I'm sure it would be quite the sight to see me, you, and a jet pack flying through the streets! If that's not a UFO, I don't what is!

We might even make the evening news!

Ha! Let's see them try to explain that sighting as just another weather balloon! If people think defying the laws of physics is something, they really haven't seen anything yet!

Coming soon to media outlets everywhere: Balloon boy ... and girl.

I see an award for story of the year in our future! Plus, I most certainly won't be faking it like the scam that Richard Heene came up with! I have too much in store for you! It could be worse, we could be stuck in a bubble.

Or in a Chilean mine!

Come to think of it, we could get into some serious shenanigans down there.

Lock me in the mine! I don't want to be rescued, if I'm with you! So many shenanigans, and plenty of time to do it! It sure would beat being stuck with 32 other male miners that don't speak English!

Won't the rescuers be surprised when the safety capsule surfaces without us in it!

That ought to cause some unexpected shock. However, I wouldn't consider them my "rescuers" if they are trying to ruin my Utopia! Now, I just need to find a way to get you near a mine or a reasonable facsimile! Hey Anna, have you ever wanted to go spelunking?

My fantasies have been fueled quite a bit!

I have wanted to, yes. I'd just never considered not coming back ... until now!

It sounds like a mutually beneficial offer to me! You get to do plenty of cave exploring and I get to keep you for eternity! This has to be the fairest trade I have ever heard! Look on the bright side, if the world ends in 2012, an enclosed cave might be the best chance of survival!

Funny, I thought the bright side would be having you near.

If that's the case, things are going to remain bright, because I can never be around you enough! The only way I wouldn't want to be stuck with you is if we were super glued together back-to-back! Talk about a sticky situation and not the fun kind!

Our inventiveness certainly would be put to the task! But given our feats of the past, I'm not betting against us.

If we put our minds together, or other things together, we'd be unstoppable! We've reached high before, but I'm shooting for the stars this time! I think we should, at least, be able to equal the past, but I'm hoping to surpass the past!

Any more erotica pieces in the pike Miss Anna? Not that I'm anxious or anything.

High? I'm going for out-of-this-world!

I have a few in various stages of completion. Hope to unleash 'em soon!

I want to be high enough I could kiss the sky and you too! I think we really need to shoot for out of this universe, but with you involved, that should be no problem! I'm sure we can even make it to the new planet, Planet Yes!

I have visited Planet Yes, and no woman in her right mind would say no!