(*)(*) SHlT No One Says (*)(*) With Tamela Lee

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

Spare the anesthesia doc, I want to experience the agony of it all.

justwandering · **Posted:** Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:12 pm

I really wish I would have started smoking at a much younger age.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 3:14 am

You know honey, That blowjob really doesnt do anything for me!!!!

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:27 am

Please spit in my food or put a hair in it. I love extra protein.

sunnystarr · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:58 pm **Posts:** 4653

Fiddle Sticks! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

mixierose · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2012 10:47 am

Mullets are such a sexy hairstyle.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:14 am

Iwill NEVER visit the Bunny /Love Ranches again!!!!!

florida man · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:00 pm

Tamela, can we listen to John Mayer this time? :shock:

mixierose · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:44 pm

I really love the way my makeup looks running down my face from 110 degree heat.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:21 pm

florida man wrote:

Tamela, can we listen to John Mayer this time? :shock:

LMAO!!!!! Dont ever!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:23 pm

I love it when you don't text back!

haleyamanda · **Joined:** Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:58 pm **Posts:** 107

I'm looking for a job that pays less than my current job.

florida man · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:11 pm

tamelalee wrote:

florida man wrote:

Tamela, can we listen to John Mayer this time? :shock:

LMAO!!!!! Dont ever!!

Oh I'm doing it cause I need to find out how hard you can spank. :twisted:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:26 pm

Ah ha...are u being sarcastic?? lol

florida man wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

florida man wrote:

Tamela, can we listen to John Mayer this time? :shock:

LMAO!!!!! Dont ever!!

Oh I'm doing it cause I need to find out how hard you can spank. :twisted:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:28 pm

Smoke bombs are the best fireworks.

TiredFrog · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:45 pm

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:57 pm

Ah ha..my mom might say that! lol

TiredFrog wrote:

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:59 pm

Ah ha..my mom might say that! lol

TiredFrog wrote:

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:02 pm

Ah ha..my mom might say that! lol

TiredFrog wrote:

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:03 pm

Ah ha..my mom might say that! lol

TiredFrog wrote:

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

Shelley Paige · **Joined:** Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:08 pm **Posts:** 125

I wish it wasn't Friday!

Sharky · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:42 pm

I absolutely love getting cut off in traffic, just makes my day amazing.
:mrgreen:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:48 pm

I LOVE politicians, they really have things figured out !

What this world really needs is a whole lot more lawyers.

WHY YES !! I WOULD LOVE A 30TH CUP OF COFFEE !!

Guys ? Do you think we have too much beer in the fridge ?

Huurrrraaaayyyy !! I'm stuck in a traffic jam !!!

BSMNoVa · **Posted:** Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:14 pm

I'm so tired of looking at all these boobs and butts, would somebody show an armpit already?

John N Ga · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:40 am

I love bird doodie on my car!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:05 am

NOOOOOOO lol

John N Ga wrote:

I love bird doodie on my car!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:06 am

I pay attention to the ads before a youtube video.

piglet · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:35 am

No Tamela I can't watch you model lingerie at the moment I'm busy building a model Spitfire

Famous Alicia · **Joined:** Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:00 pm **Posts:** 436

How the heck do you fold a fitted sheet???

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:30 pm

Can you turn on the AC, its snowing out?

justwandering · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:10 pm

Nothing is hotter than a girl with a good herpes outbreak!

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

Can you please turn on that heater to it's highest setting. It's only 120 degrees in the shade for cryin out loud.

Sharky · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:44 pm

YAH!!! The toilet is backed up....again. :shock:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:51 pm

Lets fill our socks full of slugs then go square dancing !

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:57 pm

I really hope the condom breaks.

scottr30 · **Joined:** Sun May 23, 2010 10:05 am **Posts:** 484

I hate going on vacation I would rather work at my job

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:56 pm

I love paying bills

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I love to shop around for the highest interest rate for credit cards :shock:

ElectronicUser · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:44 pm

jadecapri wrote:

I love politics.

But, I do ... /cry

-EU

ElectronicUser · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:48 pm

arcticbear wrote:

I wonder what Freddy Kruger looks like in lingerie?????

That's hawt!

-EU

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:54 pm

I love having bleach accidents with my laundry

TiredFrog · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:00 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Ah ha..my mom might say that! lol

TiredFrog wrote:

Tamelalee needs to put more clothes on

Well mom isn't here right now, so don't you dare!

LoverBabe~CindiLarue · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:49 pm

arcticbear wrote:

I wonder what Freddy Kruger looks like in lingerie?????

oh my!

sighkai · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:28 pm **Posts:** 314

i would hate to live closer to the ranches

i love getting audited by the irs

John N Ga · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:55 am

I just love it when your dog humps my leg!

amypage · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:22 am

For poopoo & giggles haha I like that phrase.

Miss Isis · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:17 am

Everything on the internet has to be true!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:35 pm

Mom, add me on Facebook!

piglet · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:55 pm

I love Bank charges I wish they would take more of my money every month :evil:

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I love all cable news channels, because they are not like those other foreign outlets that broadcast nothing but one sided propaganda. :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:18 pm

Can you burn my steak

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

Me to a convenience store clerk: You might as well keep the change, including my credit cards. ( I wonder how you would say that in Hindi or Bengali ?? :lol:

Sharky · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:34 pm

Mmmmm raw chicken sounds delish :shock:

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I can't wait to use my sleeve, instead of all those napkins :lol:

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:39 pm

tamelalee wrote:

Mom, add me on Facebook!

You know, I actually added my parents to my Facebook. I had to remove them because they started asking questions about why I was posting at 3 or 4 am during a work night.

Our relationship improved dramatically once I did that lol !!

sighkai · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:28 pm **Posts:** 314

i love talking to those foreign customer service reps

ViviannaLeigh · **Joined:** Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:41 am **Posts:** 1289

LOL

viviannaleigh@bunnyranch.com

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I'm willing to give my entire annual retirement pension over to the IRS, because they're such swell people looking after me. :lol:

Sharky · **Posted:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:45 pm

Granny panties are sooo sexy!!
:lol:

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Thu Aug 16, 2012 11:13 pm

I wish My Dick was smaller (LOL)

John N Ga · **Posted:** Fri Aug 17, 2012 3:46 am

Tamela........PLEASE DON"T post anymore pics!!

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

Tamela honey, you need demonstrate a bit more "modesty" in your photo layouts!! :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:18 pm

lol

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

Mom, add me on Facebook!

You know, I actually added my parents to my Facebook. I had to remove them because they started asking questions about why I was posting at 3 or 4 am during a work night.

Our relationship improved dramatically once I did that lol !!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:18 pm

I love morning breath

florida man · **Posted:** Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:21 pm

tamelalee wrote:

I love morning breath

I guess it depends on what you had to eat the night before. :wink:

sighkai · **Joined:** Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:28 pm **Posts:** 314

i love sitting next to parents who let their kids go into full meltdown in restaurants and movie theatres

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I love to drink cough medicine because it's so nutritious

mixierose · **Posted:** Sat Aug 18, 2012 5:30 pm

sighkai wrote:

i love sitting next to parents who let their kids go into full meltdown in restaurants and movie theatres

That's the worst!

GIJen · **Posted:** Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:49 pm

awesome, the batteries are dead

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I can't get enough excitement when somebody deliberately takes up two parking spaces

justwandering · **Posted:** Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:10 pm

I get to pay roaming charges? JACKPOT!

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I lost my house keys. Now I can finally sleep in my car.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:32 pm

DAMN!!!!!! I have to make another trip out to the Bunny Ranch and Love Ranch and hang out with beautiful women!

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

How I absolutely anticipate and love getting a dead battery in my car. :lol:

TN_MAN · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:27 am

I turned a trip to The BunnyRanch down :shock:

justwandering · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:29 am

No, really it is ok, officer. She is my little sister.

Robert_SoCal · **Joined:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:41 pm **Posts:** 529

I just can't stand air conditioning on hot Summer days.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:31 am

Yes officer.....I deserve this ticket!

justwandering · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:49 am

Do you think any of the bunnies or lovers will enjoy learning that I can lick my own eyebrows?

piglet · **Posted:** Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:43 am

I love breaking down in the middle of nowhere and with no phone reception in the rain

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:22 pm

hehe your right :wink:

florida man wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

I love morning breath

I guess it depends on what you had to eat the night before. :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:23 pm

I love flat tires!

Sharky · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:59 pm

Can you please charge me double just for the heck of it. :shock:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:56 pm

Sharky wrote:

Can you please charge me double just for the heck of it. :shock:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed Aug 22, 2012 10:58 pm

I love sitting in traffic

alicejames · **Joined:** Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:47 pm **Posts:** 73

cheeze and rice- my grandma used to say it and say now dont you ever use the lords name in vein.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:35 pm

I fucking love CROCS!!!!!

florida man · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 2:37 pm

tamelalee wrote:

I fucking love CROCS!!!!!

Sure I'll take the extended warranty.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:08 pm

I think I'll walk outside and hold up a metal rod in this violent lightning storm!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:55 pm

Let's drink responsibly tonight!

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:19 pm

YES !! I smashed my finger between a steel bar and a 120lb piece of iron. I LOVE IT when that happens !!! It was a great idea to not wear my impact gloves when working with that stuff !!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:44 pm

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) wrote:

YES !! I smashed my finger between a steel bar and a 120lb piece of iron. I LOVE IT when that happens !!! It was a great idea to not wear my impact gloves when working with that stuff !!!

Ouchy!!

John N Ga · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:47 am

I hope that hurricane comes right at us.

OSU Mike(Frmrly CO) · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 9:56 am

DAM I love snakes !!

jadecapri · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:08 am

I always had really good school pictures

mixierose · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:51 am

I love my driver's license photo so much I want to post it on the message board.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:12 am

Thats a good one Mixie!!

mixierose wrote:

I love my driver's license photo so much I want to post it on the message board.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 11:13 am

I love bees :shock:

Sharky · **Posted:** Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:09 pm

Mosquitos are the bomb!!! :shock:

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sat Aug 25, 2012 3:36 am

I hope she doesn't Cum while we are humping!