Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone. So bummed I couldn't make it out for the bash. I'll leave you with a few quotes:

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." —Benjamin Franklin

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." —Dave Barry

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." —Dean Martin

"The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken." —Homer

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." —Martin Mull

"He was a wise man who invented beer." —Plato

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." —W.C. Fields

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? " —W.C. Fields

"Everybody has to believe in something...I believe I'll have another drink." —W.C. Fields

"Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems." —Homer Simpson

LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks bandaid.....

LOL... wonder if that includes Jack Daniels Whiskey????

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." —Dean Martin

That one is good!!!!

I also like,

I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down...no problem!!!

Hehehehe I like it, thank you babe!