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One of my all time favorite websites is definitely Cracked.com. I get a huge kick out of their "Photoplasty" entries, which always have a hilarious theme. The real draw for me though is their articles, which are always in the form of lists, for people who aren't familiar with their format. Lately I've found myself losing hours at a time just endlessly clicking from one article to the next, sometimes clutching my sides from literally laughing out loud. Not only that, sometimes I actually learn something surprising from them. I thought I'd start a thread where I share some of my favorite articles for those of you who have the same "cracked" sense of humor that I do.


Here's a recent one that I just love:


http://www.cracked.com/article_19693_5- ... ending_now" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I LOVE a good "cracked" sense of humor! I used to get Cracked magazine! I never saw their website before!!!! I'll have to explore it one day!!!

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I love behind the scene trivia! Thanks for sharing Mixie!

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that is really cool. I ll have to check it out and try it myself.
in the mean time... you really crack me up....

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I LOVE a good "cracked" sense of humor! I used to get Cracked magazine! I never saw their website before!!!! I'll have to explore it one day!!!

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Oh, I love it! I'm going to share some more of my favorite articles.

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that is really cool. I ll have to check it out and try it myself.
in the mean time... you really crack me up....



Haha...I try! :mrgreen:

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Okay, this one really kills me. The proposed sequel to Se7en alone is so insane, it's worth reading the article just for this. And Beetlejuice in Hawaii? Whaaaaat?

http://www.cracked.com/article_19751_6- ... ovies.html

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Okay, this one really kills me. The proposed sequel to Se7en alone is so insane, it's worth reading the article just for this. And Beetlejuice in Hawaii? Whaaaaat?

http://www.cracked.com/article_19751_6- ... ovies.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And ET's real name being Zrek? Oh the humanity!!!!!! :lol:

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mixierose wrote:
Okay, this one really kills me. The proposed sequel to Se7en alone is so insane, it's worth reading the article just for this. And Beetlejuice in Hawaii? Whaaaaat?

http://www.cracked.com/article_19751_6- ... ovies.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And ET's real name being Zrek? Oh the humanity!!!!!! :lol:

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LOL! I know, right? :lol:

The Gladiator sequel was pretty hilarious too. Maximus working at the Pentagon??? :shock:

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mixierose wrote:
Okay, this one really kills me. The proposed sequel to Se7en alone is so insane, it's worth reading the article just for this. And Beetlejuice in Hawaii? Whaaaaat?

http://www.cracked.com/article_19751_6- ... ovies.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Beetlejuice laying out on the beach--not a sexy sight!

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LOL, how about this list of the "9 Most Insane Board Games of All Time"? My personal favorites are numbers eight, six, two, and one.


http://www.cracked.com/article_19749_th ... -time.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Beetlejuice laying out on the beach--not a sexy sight!



Lol...seriously! What an insane idea for a sequel.

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mixierose wrote:
LOL, how about this list of the "9 Most Insane Board Games of All Time"? My personal favorites are numbers eight, six, two, and one.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19749_the-9-most-insane-board-games-all-time.html

Personally I would have to say my personal favorite would be 9. But I would have to paint the board on her stomach, that way she sould play as well. :lol:

I could really see playing that game every night, all though we may never get to finish the game.

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LOL, how about this list of the "9 Most Insane Board Games of All Time"? My personal favorites are numbers eight, six, two, and one.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19749_the-9-most-insane-board-games-all-time.html

Personally I would have to say my personal favorite would be 9. But I would have to paint the board on her stomach, that way she sould play as well. :lol:

I could really see playing that game every night, all though we may never get to finish the game.

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mixierose wrote:
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LOL, how about this list of the "9 Most Insane Board Games of All Time"? My personal favorites are numbers eight, six, two, and one.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19749_the-9-most-insane-board-games-all-time.html

Personally I would have to say my personal favorite would be 9. But I would have to paint the board on her stomach, that way she sould play as well. :lol:

I could really see playing that game every night, all though we may never get to finish the game.

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That would actually make it one sexy game! [smilie=hot over you.gif]


That actually gives me a little better and funner game ideas.

Instead of that board we create our own board that would be similar to that of "Shoots and Ladders", since we would then have some natural slides.

Or a monopoly board, and instead pulling or landing on "Go To Jail" card you would pull "Lick a little Kitty" and the only way to stop is if you roll doubles. No paying to quite. Then instead of a "Get Out of Jail Free" card it replaced with "Get a sucking" which ends after a couple turns or when doubles are rolled.

Just a few modifications to #9.

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LOL, how about this list of the "9 Most Insane Board Games of All Time"? My personal favorites are numbers eight, six, two, and one.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19749_the-9-most-insane-board-games-all-time.html

Personally I would have to say my personal favorite would be 9. But I would have to paint the board on her stomach, that way she sould play as well. :lol:

I could really see playing that game every night, all though we may never get to finish the game.

[smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

That would actually make it one sexy game! [smilie=hot over you.gif]


That actually gives me a little better and funner game ideas.

Instead of that board we create our own board that would be similar to that of "Shoots and Ladders", since we would then have some natural slides.

Or a monopoly board, and instead pulling or landing on "Go To Jail" card you would pull "Lick a little Kitty" and the only way to stop is if you roll doubles. No paying to quite. Then instead of a "Get Out of Jail Free" card it replaced with "Get a sucking" which ends after a couple turns or when doubles are rolled.

Just a few modifications to #9.

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I love it! You have to make that board so we can play it together. :D [smilie=hot over you.gif]

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If we have any Harry Potter fans here, than I hope you get as big a kick out of this as I did. I literally rolled on the floor laughing from "The Five Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'."


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If we have any Harry Potter fans here, than I hope you get as big a kick out of this as I did. I literally rolled on the floor laughing from "The Five Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'."

http://www.cracked.com/article_19397_th ... ecommended" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is most hysterical, J.K. Rowling did a wonderful job at hiding these facts if she in fact meant for them to be in there.

By the way I'm still working on that Monopoly Game. :twisted:

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If we have any Harry Potter fans here, than I hope you get as big a kick out of this as I did. I literally rolled on the floor laughing from "The Five Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'."

http://www.cracked.com/article_19397_th ... ecommended" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

That is most hysterical, J.K. Rowling did a wonderful job at hiding these facts if she in fact meant for them to be in there.

By the way I'm still working on that Monopoly Game. :twisted:

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I'm glad you liked it as much as I did. The whole "improper magic with a goat" thing really got me. So funny!

I'm most excited for our Monopoly game. :mrgreen:

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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:


"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"


http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-se ... ecommended

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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:
"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2/?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended


OK here it is. If a lady said that she was going to do #'s 7, 5, 4, 3 or 1. I would be high tailing it the hell out of there as fast a possibly even if it meant bare assing it out through the MLBR or LRN parlor. #6 wouldn't be bad if they were shaken like the girls at the LRN roll their dice, a light cupping with more of a soft pulsing rhythmic to it. But #2 seems the most normal, every once in a while just change up the flow even if it is just to tease us.

This poopoo makes you wonder though. Are men righting this if so what the hell is wrong with them? If it's women have they keep a guy in the sack for longer than 10 seconds after trying any of this? If so what the hell is wrong with that guy? Just doesn't seem right to me.

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Glad you enjoyed it!

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You should, it's hilarious!

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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:
"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2/?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended


OK here it is. If a lady said that she was going to do #'s 7, 5, 4, 3 or 1. I would be high tailing it the hell out of there as fast a possibly even if it meant bare assing it out through the MLBR or LRN parlor. #6 wouldn't be bad if they were shaken like the girls at the LRN roll their dice, a light cupping with more of a soft pulsing rhythmic to it. But #2 seems the most normal, every once in a while just change up the flow even if it is just to tease us.

This poopoo makes you wonder though. Are men righting this if so what the hell is wrong with them? If it's women have they keep a guy in the sack for longer than 10 seconds after trying any of this? If so what the hell is wrong with that guy? Just doesn't seem right to me.



Lol, that's what I wonder when I read those. A lot of those suggestions seem to come from men, so either they are into some serious pain, or have no nerve endings!

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mixierose wrote:
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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:
"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2/?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

OK here it is. If a lady said that she was going to do #'s 7, 5, 4, 3 or 1. I would be high tailing it the hell out of there as fast a possibly even if it meant bare assing it out through the MLBR or LRN parlor. #6 wouldn't be bad if they were shaken like the girls at the LRN roll their dice, a light cupping with more of a soft pulsing rhythmic to it. But #2 seems the most normal, every once in a while just change up the flow even if it is just to tease us.

This poopoo makes you wonder though. Are men righting this if so what the hell is wrong with them? If it's women have they keep a guy in the sack for longer than 10 seconds after trying any of this? If so what the hell is wrong with that guy? Just doesn't seem right to me.



Lol, that's what I wonder when I read those. A lot of those suggestions seem to come from men, so either they are into some serious pain, or have no nerve endings!

I think that I just figured it out. It's actually women that are writing them. But they figure that if they tell them the most painful way of pleasing men and do believe this is what we like. Then that means that there will be more men available for them.

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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:
"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"
http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-sex-tips-from-cosmo-that-will-put-you-in-hospital_p2/?wa_user1=5&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

OK here it is. If a lady said that she was going to do #'s 7, 5, 4, 3 or 1. I would be high tailing it the hell out of there as fast a possibly even if it meant bare assing it out through the MLBR or LRN parlor. #6 wouldn't be bad if they were shaken like the girls at the LRN roll their dice, a light cupping with more of a soft pulsing rhythmic to it. But #2 seems the most normal, every once in a while just change up the flow even if it is just to tease us.

This poopoo makes you wonder though. Are men righting this if so what the hell is wrong with them? If it's women have they keep a guy in the sack for longer than 10 seconds after trying any of this? If so what the hell is wrong with that guy? Just doesn't seem right to me.



Lol, that's what I wonder when I read those. A lot of those suggestions seem to come from men, so either they are into some serious pain, or have no nerve endings!

I think that I just figured it out. It's actually women that are writing them. But they figure that if they tell them the most painful way of pleasing men and do believe this is what we like. Then that means that there will be more men available for them.

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Lol...I think you might be on to something there! The advice there is just comically bad.

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You should, it's hilarious!


It's on my to do list for today! :D

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mixierose wrote:
Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:


"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"


http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-se ... ecommended" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm not a guy, and I cringed at a couple. I just hope no amateurs read this article! :shock:

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Okay, I'm dying to get some guy input on these. I had a good laugh out of this, but I'm wondering how horrific these sound to everyone here:


"7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital"


http://www.cracked.com/article/156_7-se ... ecommended" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm not a guy, and I cringed at a couple. I just hope no amateurs read this article! :shock:



Seriously! I'm wondering how many girls seriously injured their boyfriends with these. :shock:

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I love Cracked, I usually vist it ever few days to catch up on their articles.

Does anyone here go on Reddit? That is another great site for wasing lots of time :P


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I love Cracked, I usually vist it ever few days to catch up on their articles.

Does anyone here go on Reddit? That is another great site for wasing lots of time :P



I love Reddit! I agree, it's another site that becomes a total time sink for me. :D

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This is great Mixie!!! :D

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Thanks, Claire! :D

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Cracked occasionally has these articles about terrifying creatures that exist on our planet, and these are kind of my favorite. I'm totally fascinated with some of the life forms on this planet that are worse than anything I've seen in a science fiction movie.

To me, the "Goblin Shark" is a total nightmare source. :cry:


"7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures That Are Still Around"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18641_7- ... ecommended" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Cracked occasionally has these articles about terrifying creatures that exist on our planet, and these are kind of my favorite. I'm totally fascinated with some of the life forms on this planet that are worse than anything I've seen in a science fiction movie.

To me, the "Goblin Shark" is a total nightmare source. :cry:

"7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures That Are Still Around"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18641_7-terrifying-prehistoric-creatures-that-are-still-around.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

I'd have to say that I agree with you Mixie, the Goblin Shark looks like something that would haunt ones dreams. However in real life I think the one that would be most terrifying would be the Alligator Gar, I really could see that still hanging out in the likes of Florida. But you know what, as a male the one that's going to keep me up at night after reading this would be Lamprey. Since just reading the part where they talk about it being like "condoms full of teeth" just isn't a very pleasant picture.

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Cracked occasionally has these articles about terrifying creatures that exist on our planet, and these are kind of my favorite. I'm totally fascinated with some of the life forms on this planet that are worse than anything I've seen in a science fiction movie.

To me, the "Goblin Shark" is a total nightmare source. :cry:

"7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures That Are Still Around"

http://www.cracked.com/article_18641_7-terrifying-prehistoric-creatures-that-are-still-around.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Science&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended

I'd have to say that I agree with you Mixie, the Goblin Shark looks like something that would haunt ones dreams. However in real life I think the one that would be most terrifying would be the Alligator Gar, I really could see that still hanging out in the likes of Florida. But you know what, as a male the one that's going to keep me up at night after reading this would be Lamprey. Since just reading the part where they talk about it being like "condoms full of teeth" just isn't a very pleasant picture.

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Lol...I can see how the description of the Lamprey would be particularly horrifying for a guy! :lol:

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With all the craze over zombies and the "Miami Face Eating Incident," I thought this was apropos:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face ... as-broken/

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Further on the zombie topic, I think this article brings up some good questions...


"6 Things That Never Make Sense in Zombie Movies"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-th ... ie-movies/

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Further on the zombie topic, I think this article brings up some good questions...
"6 Things That Never Make Sense in Zombie Movies"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-that-never-make-sense-about-zombie-movies/

I guess that I've never really been that into zombies, but the two point that I though the most interesting that I've never thought about are why don't they ever finish what they are eating and also going after one of the most dangerous food sources. But I guess that we do these thing already. We go after animals that are the top predictable such as sharks, tigers, lions and so on. Not to mention how much food do we throw away as a society at least the could go back and eat their left overs even if it's been there for weeks.

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Further on the zombie topic, I think this article brings up some good questions...
"6 Things That Never Make Sense in Zombie Movies"

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-that-never-make-sense-about-zombie-movies/

I guess that I've never really been that into zombies, but the two point that I though the most interesting that I've never thought about are why don't they ever finish what they are eating and also going after one of the most dangerous food sources. But I guess that we do these thing already. We go after animals that are the top predictable such as sharks, tigers, lions and so on. Not to mention how much food do we throw away as a society at least the could go back and eat their left overs even if it's been there for weeks.



Ha...those are some good points!

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I always love Cracked's movie articles, and this one didn't disappoint. I couldn't believe some of the stuff I read here, and this only further proves to me that Stanley Kubrick was completely nuts.

"5 Great Movie Scenes Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment"

http://www.cracked.com/article_19901_5- ... rment.html

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Those were really interesting. Just knowing some of this really makes me thankful not to be an actor. After all, your really going to be setting a set on fire and expect that nothing would go wrong. To the point that something something as simple as being hit in a face with by a water hose and yet it still caused a broken ear drum, and hearing loss for about 6 months.

To think most of these items really never get brought out to the public after the shoot.

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Those were really interesting. Just knowing some of this really makes me thankful not to be an actor. After all, your really going to be setting a set on fire and expect that nothing would go wrong. To the point that something something as simple as being hit in a face with by a water hose and yet it still caused a broken ear drum, and hearing loss for about 6 months.

To think most of these items really never get brought out to the public after the shoot.



Some of these things seem downright criminal! I think I have no desire to be an actress. :)

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I'd definitely heard some of these Rock 'n Roll legends before, especially the Marilyn Manson one.

"The 7 Most Gruesome Rock N Roll Legends and Whether They're True"


http://www.cracked.com/article_15121_th ... -true.html

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Glad you liked it!

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I'd definitely heard some of these Rock 'n Roll legends before, especially the Marilyn Manson one.

"The 7 Most Gruesome Rock N Roll Legends and Whether They're True"


http://www.cracked.com/article_15121_th ... -true.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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I'd definitely heard some of these Rock 'n Roll legends before, especially the Marilyn Manson one.

"The 7 Most Gruesome Rock N Roll Legends and Whether They're True"


http://www.cracked.com/article_15121_th ... -true.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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LOL!!! I'll never think of them the same again. :lol:

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I've seen quite a few of these, and I have to agree that they are indeed "unintentionally hilarious"!


"The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movies of the Last Decade"

http://www.cracked.com/article_20010_th ... ecade.html

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Mixie, I saw this article (6 insane fan theories that actually make great movies better) the other day and thought you might enjoy it. There were a couple in there that really do make you think about the movies in a different manor.

http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/.

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mixierose wrote:
I've seen quite a few of these, and I have to agree that they are indeed "unintentionally hilarious"!


"The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movies of the Last Decade"

http://www.cracked.com/article_20010_th ... ecade.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Battlefield Earth WAS Laughable!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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UNCOStudent950 wrote:
Mixie, I saw this article (6 insane fan theories that actually make great movies better) the other day and thought you might enjoy it. There were a couple in there that really do make you think about the movies in a different manor.

http://www.cracked.com/article/18367_6-insane-fan-theories-that-actually-make-great-movies-better/.

I LOVE the James Bond one... and I always wondered if there was more to R2 and Chewie... glad I wan't only one!!!! And Chewbacca is THE MAN... er... WOOKIE!!!! :D

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This was sort of interesting, since I always wondered where some movie prop ideas come from. Really thought the light Saber creation was really interesting. http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-sci-fi-gadgets-that-are-really-just-everyday-objects/

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