Gentlemen, ladies and couples:

Welcome to the sixth installment of a continuing series of threads dedicated to the hottest redhead on the planet -- the divine Miss Laci Ann -- and the numerous types of parties she offers exclusively at the Moonlite.

This series offers something a little different in that I – Torontoral, a.k.a Nick In Toronto – will be interviewing Laci in a Q&A format that will give you a little personal insight into this breathtaking bombshell and some of the magic you can expect should you be fortunate enough to spend some time with this sensually sublime siren.

Before we get underway about party No. 6 – Laci’s Party Like A Rock Star – I thought we’d touch on the issue of appointment etiquette.


Q: You rely on two basic situations for your income: the walk-in customer, and the appointment. When one books an appointment, what is involved from the Bunny perspective?

A: “When it comes to the appointment process, there is a lot of time involved. Each lady arranges her sleep schedule – what time she gets up – what time she goes to bed – what she eats, when she eats – to accommodate certain appointments. Whether or not we have an appointment can determine our routine for that day. Do we work out? Do we get our hair done or nails done? Can we make it to the store? Certain foods you don’t want to eat before an appointment. There are certain outfits you prep for. So, yes, lot goes into an appointment.”


Q: When you are booked for an appointment, how much time is spent prepping for the date?

A: “I usually pull myself off the floor an hour before the appointment. I take this time to make sure I have thoroughly re-read through e-mails, gotten everything we’ve discussed. I make sure that the room is ready, that I’m ready, and made sure everything for their experience is as perfect as possible.”


Q: So if someone simply doesn’t show and doesn’t bother to notify you, that’s a lot of wasted time on your end.

A: “Yes, it can be. If you make an appointment, try to keep it. If you have to cancel it, try to cancel it well in advance—by phone, PM, e-mail or text. It’s much better to know that you’ve changed your mind or an emergency has taken place. It’s like being stood up. Nobody likes being stood up.

“Things happen and we all understand. Maybe someone has lost their job, or gotten sick or someone in their family is sick and they have to stay home. Or weather interferes with their plans. There are always understandable reasons why people can’t make appointments – we all have things that happen. It’s just nice to let someone know as soon as possible.”

Q: How long do you usually wait before you consider a date “officially cancelled.”

A: “If I’ve not heard anything, I can assume there’s traffic delays and I can wait 15, 20 minutes after the appointment. After 20 minutes, if there’s been no phone call or no e-mail – if I’ve gotten a message, I will extend a little later – but typically if I’ve heard nothing and it’s 15 or 20 minutes past the appointment, then I assume the appointment has been cancelled.”

Q: Do you prefer deposits? What do they guarantee?

A: “Yes, deposits are preferred. They guarantee your appointment time and date. If I have two requests for the same time slot, obviously I can’t give that time to both people. It’s first come, first serve, and whomever reserves that time with a deposit gets it blocked away. A deposit is also a testament to sincerity and seriousness. A deposit with a time and date gets preference over an appointment with no deposit.”

Q: Is there a minimum deposit required?

A: “No, it’s anything that you’re comfortable with. It holds the date and time and is applied to the party once everything is discussed and agreed upon.”

Q: And they book that through the Ranch?

A: ‘Yes.”

Q: And if something happens, and someone can’t make the appointment that they’ve previously booked, is the deposit applicable to another time?

A: “They can postpone to another time, and that would secure their next date and time, when they can make it.”


Q: Thanks – now let’s move on to your Party Like A Rock Star I’d imagine this is a good way to exercise your inner Motley Crue , including spandex, leather, the whole nine yards?

A: “Sure is. LOL! Anything that someone can imagine would go on backstage after a rock ‘n roll concert would qualify. They would be THE Rock star. And of course, it can be modified. You can be a one-hit wonder or you can go down like Elvis Presley, your choice. You want to party like Motley Crue? Fine. Something’s can get broken, but it’s not going to be me LOL!.

“Typically -- and it doesn’t have to – but Party Like A Rock Star usually involves a lot of champagne, lots of naked women, hot tubs, loud music and all the sex you can handle.”


Q: Costumes?

A: “It’s usually naked the whole time. If someone has the fantasy and they want to request that girls are dressed as if they’ve just attended the rock show, then it’s lots of tight shirts and jeans with or very short dresses with lots of cleavage. They can look any way they want – they’re the rock star.”

Q: How wild can it get?

A: “As wild as they want it. This type of party is a little more wild, a little more intense. If you think “rock star,” you think of your Motley Crue stories or your Led Zeppelin stories, the rock stars that really have impressed on people’s memory. Or your Elvises where there’s one girl after another. You imagine what happens after you get off stage.

Nobody says ,’ I want to party like a rap star.’ Or,’ I want to party like a movie star.’ They want to Party Like A Rock Star ! It’s what you envision with your bad boys of rock ‘n roll – lots of ladies, lots of drinks, lots of partying, and typically a lot of whipped cream.”

Q: Can they customize this party to a rock star they want to emulate?

A: “Yes – it’s left all up to the imagination. It’s all what you envision as a rock star. I do a little research, get a feel for the fan base, figure out how that fan base would respond, and party as such.”

Q: Is this the type of party that requires advance planning?

A: “Typically, yes, but I’m always prepared. I prefer to be contacted well in advance. If it’s an all-night party, I need to know because I need to sleep all day. And if there’s a request for other ladies to join, especially particular ladies, then they need to adjust their schedules as well. A lot of planning is typically involved in order to get the best experience to flow correctly, so advanced notice is preferred.

“We also have to make sure that there’s extra champagne and whipped cream is on hand.”





Sweet and mesmerizing Laci Ann, thank you so much for your time. For those who are reading and perhaps contemplating a party with this stunning woman – or even if you just want to drop her a line – please PM her or e-mail her at laciann@bunnyranch.com. Also feel free to comment below.


And please stay tuned for our next edition of “Party Talk with Laci: Her "Sweet To A T" Southern Hospitality Party”

Until next time,

Yer CDN pal,


Nick in T.O.

Sounds fantastic!!

Sound great !!

I wish have party w her too.

Laci you are truly amazing! Get your butt back here!

More of these coming soon!