Post subject: **THE 12 DAYS OF REMY CHRISTMAS - PIC FIVE & AN XMAS QUIZ**
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2013 9:55 pm
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Here's what you've been waiting for:
The 12 Days Of Remy MartinChristmas Quiz.
Answer them if you dare...
1) If Santa hangs Christmas decorations from reindeer antlers, would they be called hornaments?
2) Do dyslexics believe in Satan Claus?
3) When he travels the world, does Santa become bi-polar?
4) If the Three Wise Men had shown up with only gold and myrrh when the birth of Christ occurred, would Mary and Joseph be frankly incensed?
5) If Kris Kringle forgets to take his medication, does he turn Santa mental?
6) If Mrs. Claus doesn’t launder Kris Kringle’s suit in time for Christmas Day, does Santa see red?
7) If Rudolph is too ill to tend to his duties and Santa Claus has to rely on an alternate, would he be passing the buck?
8 ) If Santa slides down the chimney and into a flaming fireplace, does he make an ash of himself?
9) Furthermore, if he roasts nuts over an open fire, can he file for disability?
10) When Santa’s elves get grumpy, do they have anything other than short tempers?
11) If he played a mean electric guitar, could Kris Kringle find work the other 364 days of the year as Santana Claus?
12) When Prancer gets an upset stomach just before Santa’s big run, does he relieve it with Elk-A-Seltzer?
And of course, the bonus and most relevant question:
Does being good at the same time you’re being naughty count?
In Remy Martin's case...the answer is a resounding "YES!"
A fun girl with a smokin' body...Remy Martin will tickle more than your fancy!
DECEMBER 5TH MARKS THE RETURN OF REMY MARTIN AND THE BEGINNING OF YOUR INCREDIBLE HOLIDAY SEASON
EXCLUSIVELY AT THE LOVE RANCH NORTH! BOOK TIME WITH HER TODAY!!!
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