Post subject: Re: ★ ★ ★ ♥ JOKES with TAMELA LEE ♥ ★ ★ ★
Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 4:22 am
Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:44 pm Posts: 1615 Location: not here but maybe over there
A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, I need something to keep me horny....keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a paired voice, the man moans out, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put deep heat on that."
The man replies, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
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