Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 23-29, 2012


Leo (July 23-August 22): Assault your senses with something powerful. Shock the complacency out of you, as this is a period of reinvention. You’re not a lady to settle for the status quo, so let your senses guide you to more — and who cares what you’ve promised in the past, as life is perpetually in motion and nothing is ever 100 percent. It’s the nature of existence, and the state of your mind this week.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): The crazy will be so obvious this week; you’d have to be a fool to miss it. Yes, your gut instinct kicks in to save you in the nick of time, shutting off the excuse-making part of your brain. While it might be boring to just drop out, who cares? Although having drama-filled stories to tell is an attention grabber, realize it reflects badly on you when you tell too many.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Getting ahead via another person is not going to work. Although you have the patience of a saint, you can’t wait for others to give you validation. Trust your power, you have it. In fact, others will only get in your way now, as they’ll distract you. Understand what you really want, then focus, and finally push and shove unapologetically to get there.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You’re heading into an interesting pass, when discovering your next big step will come to light. Though this could mean only being clued into a plan — which means you have to wait a bit longer before getting your just desserts — avoid doing your eye roll of disbelief. Timing is everything, so trust you’re in a perfect flow, for better or worse. Besides, there are no other options.


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Friends will warn you if you start drifting off into the deep end. Although the blind leading the blind can be a bit dangerous, heed their warnings and let them guide your away. However, the catch is that if anything does go awry in this time, you can’t hold anyone else but yourself responsible. So, tread slowly as you do what you must.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Whoever said love was easy obviously never dated anyone you’ve dated. However, it is a common belief among many in healthy relationships that when it’s right, it’s right and all falls into place. Sure, compromising is still a part of it, but you both win anyway, as what you want to give outweighs the residual distain of sacrificing. Yes, real love brings out your best.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Steam should be rising off your bed, even after you leave it — and if this means getting down to the naughtier side of town, then slip that token in and go for a ride. Seems where you usually kick it won’t be so interesting anymore, and if you push through your laziness to venture far and wide, then trust it’ll pay off strong and long.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re a gal that straight up knows how to turn up the drama. So, if your other wants to go there, they’ll find that you do indeed have a diabolical side and that you are far less forgiving as time goes by. Of course, if the games begin, then they must begin. Too bad the only unfortunate circumstance is that the victory may be too easy, barely giving you time to show your real talents.

Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s not necessary to clue in everyone to every second of your day. If you find someone acting suspicious of you, don’t let it trip you up. Instead, have fun with playful evasion, as it’s sure to burn up that person doing the asking — and watching them hold back their temper will surely please the sadist in you, which will be more than enough pay back for the aggravation they cause.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Get ready to have someone close to you pull the tragic card in a very poor fashion, making you temporarily the bad person if you turn him or her down. Don’t bust your brain over-thinking it though, because when it happens, you will just react and that will be your truth. No matter, as being an emotional hostage is not your scene and anyone who judges you for it is lame.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): The pull of your hormones will override your thought process and down you will go into a sexier place, where dancing with danger is an art form. Luckily, this trip will be just the thing that’ll lift you out of your sexual coma, as you won’t realize how bored you’ve become until now. Yes, seems a little heat under the right places does work you right.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): The days are going to feel as if they are going faster and faster, but you keep getting slower and slower. It’s true, but you can’t rush a moment and if you do, it’ll feel inauthentic, ultimately making you moodier and crabbier. Trust that when you’re feeling it, you’ll more than make up for the time you’re losing now.

Wow mine sounds fun! Dancing with danger!

Get it girl!

Interesting. I like this one, a lot!

So much mystery

You're just full of good news lately aren't you.

Steam rising off my bed, huh? Interesting...

Awe Im sorry!!!

Hope I can be a witness

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 6-12, 2012
Sorry missed last weeks!!



Leo (July 23-August 22): Put your eyes back into focus and see reality for what it is. Time to take charge again, despite the allure of remaining in a state of nostalgia. While emotions will feel extra intense now, it’s more about purging those emotions, rather than trying to start them up. Take one more spin on your fancy ride, and then get yourself back into true form.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): The future is around the corner, so don’t get too antsy or down on yourself about where you are now. If you need the boost, friends will be there for you and if you want them to baby the hell out of you, just say so. When it comes to love, platonic is your best bet — though who knows what some of this groundwork can lead to. Surprises are in store.

Libra (September 23-October 22): If you want to be on top, you just have to think it and assume the position. There is no time to wait for the world to get into place, because you know it doesn’t work like that. If anything, know you will need a broader perspective now, widening your point of view. So, get in the know, and hop aboard.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Big things come in strange packages. Expect news to come in from afar that can turn your life around in an intriguing way. This will open up your world and make you understand that what you deserve is way more idealistic and grand than you give yourself credit for. Yes, this is a week when the first thing to swell will be your head, with all else to follow.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Go up and beyond for your honey now, as actions speak louder and more effectively than words. Otherwise, going that other route will tangle you up in a silly game of semantics, which can lead to unnecessary drama. Best to cut whatever off at the pass, as it’ll be one of those weeks when showing off your humility will be what turns it out for that special someone.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ll be feeling the love, but not all may work on demand. So, pull out those fluffer tricks you have up your sleeve and be ready to use your charms; this week it will take some extra effort to hit the highs that really make you feel the hotness. Plus, the good news is that even despite the slow start, the next few weeks will include a grandiose bang.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Questions are going to come up and in-depth talks will begin. Watch your words, as they will be setting down a foundation on which your future will be built. Chances are your feelings will change a lot between now and then too, so don’t trap yourself by revealing too many details. Make vague your new black.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): This is a week to pamper yourself and say to hell with the world. Reclaim your power and add some new ideas into your routine, ones that reinforce you as the Queen of your scene. After all, this summer has been a major energy drain and even though you’ve had fun, it doesn’t mean you can’t have something more for just you.

Aries (March 21-April 19): If you want dirt on your latest piece, dig for the roots — as in their family. This is the time to work it in good with them by showing your curiosity. Chances are embarrassing stories will surface and a new humbling side to your boo will be uncovered, giving you a way more relaxed attitude about who really is the cooler one in your relationship.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Things are going to be a bit shaky this week, making you have to own up to certain feelings you’ve been having, good and bad. While you could sweep them under the rug, why torture yourself by delaying the inevitable? Confront issues with that other and own up to what you want to happen from here on out. The world isn’t fair, so don’t leave yourself up to its whims — pursue action now!


Gemini (May 21-June 20): Don’t play the blame game, because there’s no point to it. You need to be three steps ahead of yourself now, so no time to dawdle and feel blue about circumstances that can’t be changed. Besides, if you wait it out a little more, you’ll see you wouldn’t want anything now to be different. Trust in the moment by moving towards a new one.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Love is your motivation, so go ahead, be a hedonist. Whatever your whim, follow it, as it’s in indulging yourself that you will be led to destiny. Yes, follow the tasty crumbs, even if it seems like you can’t swallow them, because this maze isn’t so easy and will give you moments of doubt. Push through, because your ultimate prize awaits.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 13-19, 2012


Leo (July 23-August 22): The world feels small this week, but in a cozy kind of way. So, don’t be scared to reach out, visit old haunts, and rekindle old fires. After all, why pass up a good moment when it presents itself? Don’t worry about there being strings attached – so long as you don’t insist on them, they won’t either.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Hope is all you need for a better day. Know your power of belief is gold, especially to someone near and dear to you. It seems you underestimate yourself and your power to affect others. Know your opinions matter heavily now, even if no one asks. Go ahead — put your views out there when you can, because inquiring minds are listening.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Inappropriate affections may start to grow between you and someone off limits. While you might understand the need to cool your lust, that other will likely not have gotten the memo, and an uncomfortable situation is going to begin. Plus, to add to this chaos, it seems that if you do make a fuss, no one will back you up the way you deserve. Yes, a quagmire indeed.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Disappointment is something you know about and do all in your power to divert for anyone you care about. The problem is people misunderstand your shyness as sadism, which is far from the case. No matter, because if they can’t get you, then what kind of foundation is that for any sort of future? The right person will get you, right down to the last maniacal and miraculous part.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You know the truth and if you want it do anything for you, then abide by what is right in your heart and do what you must. As the sign of honesty, it’s time to rise to the occasion and really look in that mirror at yourself. Chances are you will love what you see, but know those few blemishes that you can’t ignore need tending too — so just bite that bullet and clean up your mess.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Your tastes are going to be running all over the map, so get ready for a freaky week of odd conquests and bizarre plot lines. The good news is that this Alice In Wonderland week will give you lots of fodder for new creative interests that can finally turn your life around in a more purposeful way. The bad news is that you won’t know which potion to drink for the good results.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Conventional relationships are not your thing and anyone who wants to take the road most traveled should just keep going ahead without you. Time to recognize the differences that make your relationship fresh and the ones that keeps you down. No, love isn’t easy, but it’s a lot harder when you try to ignore the obvious obstacles.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Pull rank this week on your baby, as your expertise will shine a lot brighter than theirs. Plus, you don’t want to waste time watching them try to fix matters at hand. After all, they might make the situation worse. Besides, why not show off what you’re capable of? You’re a catch in so many ways; don’t be shy in showing off why.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fate is going to take a dramatic turn for the more exciting, as twists and turns in romance get dramatic in that telenovela way. So, glam it up and work it out, as this is your moment to be in the spotlight and be romanced. That’s right; let passion have no boundaries, as there is no such thing as too much.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll be over your routine, feeling totally unmotivated. Yes, a cranky week of feeling like disappointment is going to plague you forever will hit. You might not be able to fight this feeling, so don’t bother trying. This week, you’ll get way more out of wallowing in your self-pity and indulging in your vices. Yes, spoil yourself rotten until you feel better — or until next week.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Words you want to hear will be coming at you fast, but don’t assume you know all the details yet. Surprises are in store, but remain patient and let the plot unfold at its own pace. If you try to guess what happens next, it might change fate, so sit still and enjoy the show.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Hiding out isn’t going to win you any favors, so get your butt into gear and make good on your word. If you want to see major changes in your life, you can’t wait for fate to do all the work. Now is when you’re going to have to be courageous and make that someone aware of what you want, as it’s now or never to bring destiny into arms’ reach.

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Oh no...its ok..just think positive my dear!

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Poignant advice from Gemini

Some of these are pretty accurate

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 20-26, 2012



Leo (July 23-August 22): You’ll need to be smarter and two steps ahead of your honey to get lovin’ now. They’ll be way more moody and darker than usual, which produces great energy for some hot romance the way you like but are too shy to usually ask for. Get obsessed and let it ride, because the pay out will be one smokin’ hot situation that will energize you for weeks!

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Exaggerate your tiredness to your baby and get sympathy to work for you. This is not the time to whip out all your skills to make life that much happier. Playing the victim can give you a high like none other; plus, getting your boo to serve you will be an awakening that will benefit you for months to come.

Libra (September 23-October 22): By nature, you are a visual person. You care about aesthetics and anyone who is going to write it off as just being shallow doesn’t get you. We all have different quirks and yours is beauty—and your definition of it. Typically, you are a bit more fashion-forward than the masses, and anyone who doesn’t recognize that can go ahead and think themselves ugly.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Suspense comes naturally to you and you use it to guard and protect. It’s strategy—even if you think you’re being open, you’re likely not. Yes, you’re a hard nut to crack, not one for the insecure and slow. Only someone willing to love with grand gestures is going to cut it this week. So, don’t give in for anything less.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You have every right to get angry and let it out. Who cares about projecting some perfect image of yourself? No one even notices. If they do, they likely know to ignore that act and focus on the real you underneath. Let down your guard and show off all your colors – even if that means seeing red. That’s right, whatever you do, do it 110 percent.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be careful of drama queens ruining your mood. Forget those people. Just because they know how to push their agenda on to you, doesn’t mean you have to crack under the pressure. Don’t make this your learned response. Don’t let the squeaky wheel get any oil, because your juices are best paying your piper. Resist the madness.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You are a sucker for anyone with manners and an ounce of intriguing swagger, in whatever way you define it. However, be warned not to go out with too much cash on hand and keep those credit cards at your friend’s apartment because the oxytocin haze of sugar momma fever can strike you down. Be careful of those smart and evasive weirdoes you cross paths with this week.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Draw the line on a bad habit. This is your week for new routines that promote happiness and success. The tire marks are showing on you at this point and it’s a matter of time before you quit this bitch before it quits you. If the results are the latter, you know it’s not going to be very nice. So, if anything, do it for your images. It’s something.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Emotions are going to be running high, so get ready to slow down your breathing and dive into the eye of the storm. There is nothing you can do to change the course of events, but accept this is a part of life and be appreciative of what you have and had, rather then dwelling on the sad stuff. If ever there were a time for your graciousness, it’ll be this week.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re going to have to cut some breaks for the people around your boo. Just because you love your honey, doesn’t mean you have to love the people they associate with. Yes, it’s easy to judge, but if you can’t help it, try to at least show some compassion. The change in strategy will shock you, and can even make you privy to more info that could explain all.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Career achievements and finally feeling as if you’re headed in some kind of direction will sweep you away into a land of bliss and magic. Hold tight, the ride is going to get even more intense, because now that you have all your ducks in a row, it’s time to put all those ideas into action. Prepare to see what sorts of transformations are about to unfurl.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): The truth is going to come out and you can either get excited or look for the next hiding spot. No matter, a cathartic moment is coming and will have you making poignant decisions that really set a new standard in your life. Be your own authority figure and claim the right to follow your dreams on your own terms.

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of August 27-September 2, 2012



Virgo (August 23-September 22): Get peace of mind when and where you can get it. This is your best week out of the entire year to be oozing with serenity by choice. This means halting any potential disasters that might be on the brink, because whatever thoughts swim into your brain during the quiet hours will be genius.

Libra (September 23-October 22): You’re hot on the tail of insanity, so jam on the gas pedal and go! You work better with a fire under your ass and if you want to make your anxiety amount to anything, then work that muscle harder. Yes, stop blaming others and take responsibility. There are new tales to tell and they will only be apparent once you walk through this fire, so push it!

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Words will come back at you, either to haunt or help you. While you won’t be able to truly know what you will feel until faced with that choice, brace yourself for earth-shattering revelations to come and actions to happen. Yes, this part of the year is going to get even stranger as more perplexing circumstances arise, so don’t think anything is set in stone yet.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’re going to have to look at a certain situation from other angles. If you are going to solve any mysteries this week, it’ll mean taking yourself out of the picture and thinking like someone else. Push past the logic and feel your way in, as the new imagery you see will uncover a level of depth you never saw and it will have startling effects on you.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Listening to immature babble is no one’s favorite activity, and it’s even worse when it starts making you see someone in different way. Yes, the truth will come out and you won’t be able to make any more excuses for your latest trick. The good news is that a clean cut is easy, if you’re willing to be a bit mean. Whatever. Thank god for caller ID.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Being comfortable isn’t love. It’s being comfortable. Sure, you love it, but to settle at your current level isn’t ultimately going to fulfill you. So, make a move. Trust there is creamy nougat to be had in this whole craziness called life, and that you can bite into its tastiness. Believe, and in time you will receive, but don’t delude yourself into thinking it’ll happen miraculously.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): You will have the world at your feet, so make those bitches lick it! Yes, this is when you will be able to really crack the whip on those you need to cooperate. Not only will you find your word does have a commanding way about it, but that people are more on your side than you think and flogging them is something they like.

Aries (March 21-April 19): The dating game is going to get primal this week, so pull out the leopard print and get ready to prowl. Yes, if you want to get tail the way you like, it’ll mean working your body and showing off your pheromones in a haughtier way, as the sipping coffee and getting to know you routine is not showcasing the best you’ve got.


Taurus (April 20-May 20): You can’t take everyone seriously, and thank god you don’t have to. Prepare for a week of hot dummies infiltrating your life, causing you to wonder if it was real or reality playing tricks on you. Yes, it’s hard to believe some people can walk around with such a lack of common sense. Well, thank god they’re pretty… and doable. Talking too much can ruin the sex anyway.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You’ll be happy over news you receive this week. Even if you knew it was coming, the confirmation will finally put your mind at ease. So, go out, celebrate, be reckless, charge too much on your cards and eat more than you should. You’re sitting on top of the world, so enjoy the view, because the hard work will soon begin and you won’t have time to smell the roses.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Let the games begin. Today marks a new week in which a better horizon will come into focus and your life will be taking a new turn that can get you out of your comfort zone in a good way. To keep riding the wave of excitement, don’t fret over making detailed plans, as building the momentum is best done by spontaneously going with the flow. Follow fate.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Someone is going to fuck with you, bringing out your inner crazy bitch — but after you’re done, people will thank you for your heroic act. The fact is that it takes a village to move a mountain in your lifetime, so consider yourself the bulldozer to the first in a string of events that will have you verbally punching right and then left.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Let the games begin. Today marks a new week in which a better horizon will come into focus and your life will be taking a new turn that can get you out of your comfort zone in a good way. To keep riding the wave of excitement, don’t fret over making detailed plans, as building the momentum is best done by spontaneously going with the flow. Follow fate.


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Leo (July 23-August 22): Someone is going to fuck with you, bringing out your inner crazy bitch — but after you’re done, people will thank you for your heroic act. The fact is that it takes a village to move a mountain in your lifetime, so consider yourself the bulldozer to the first in a string of events that will have you verbally punching right and then left.[/quote]

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I wouldn't want to meet your inner crazy B!t*h... I'd rather meet the lady with the hypnotic blue eye in your sig pic

Im always a lady




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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 3-9, 2012



Virgo (August 23-September 22): There is a great big world out there waiting for you to take it over, so don’t think in small quantities. If you want it all, have the imagination to see it. Don’t let anyone talk you out of a bigger dream, especially if it’s you playing your own devil’s advocate. Sure, there are scary turns ahead, but that goes without saying. Besides, there is no such thing as 100 percent guaranteed.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Your social life and love life will start to merge as one and it’ll make you feel larger than life. Yes, finally there is a possibility that you are on to something with your latest honey, as the lines of separation are fading. However, instead of thinking this is the only test to pass, know it is the first of many more, but this is the most important one.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): No, you can’t cuddle with your career, but being on top of things can make who you want to snuggle with more fitting. This week, set the bar high, as in romancing someone you can talk shop with. After all, your ambition is a major side to who you are and if they can’t get where you’re coming from, they should never be able to come (in you).

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Start looking towards the future and what you see in. You know you crave something new and exciting, so don’t hold back and think you don’t deserve it. The only catch is you have to go chasing your dream a bit before it starts to show any interest in you. If you want momentum, it’s going to start with you — and right now!


Capricorn (December 22-January 19): People with money don’t talk about it, so subdue your urge to blab about what you think people should love you for. Of course you’re a diamond amid a field of rhinestones, but if that person is going to see your value, it’ll be with their own eyes. Trust that you don’t have to put yourself on display, because putting on a show is not going to win you fans.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ve seen it all when it comes to your honey. You get the faults and the quirks, and accept that none of it is going to change. Plus, you’ve shown your weirdness and it seems to be an aphrodisiac for your boo. So, what’s the problem with pulling a little closer and trying out the fit in a more serious way? If anything, starting with some negotiation isn’t going to hurt.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): You don’t have to do it alone. Call in some backup and get the support you need. Who and what happens from here will tell you all that you will need to know about the people in your life. It might not be that shocking, but at least you’ll know what will realistically be happening down the line and be able to add up where to go from here.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Unusual demands are going to make you question what is up with your honey. Seems they’re just trying to flex some of their dominance and see if they have any power. While they most likely can’t compete with your skills, play the game and let them think they have the lead. If anything, think of it as stockpiling karmic points as you do a good deed for the day.


Taurus (April 20-May 20): Use brute force to pull your way out of emotional traps now. Yes, people will be trying to manipulate you in guilt-laden ways, and it can be way more upsetting than words. After all, seeing such desperation from another isn’t fair and does pull at your heartstrings. Of course, who wants to live with resentment? If you want to really be fair, be honest with yourself.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Get out of town or make some kind of escape that can help clear your mind. Thousands of thoughts will be swimming through your head and sorting out what is right for you will take some time. Yes, this may be a dramatic way of dealing with a rather routine situation, but who cares, do you ever really need an excuse for a vacation?



Cancer (June 21-July 22): Ruts are an inevitable part of life, but if they go on for too long, they no longer become ruts, but a fact of your life. Understand there is only so long you can tread water and be able to keep the options you have alive. Time is running out and what you see may no longer be what you can get. In other words, sink or swim.



Leo (July 23-August 22): You’ll be feeling more generous than usual and this will pour over into your love life. All you’ll want to do is spoil those you love like rotten, more so than you usually do. However, there needs to be a two way street in which you get something in return too, as that will be a telling sign of where you do stand with your latest significant other. Unless you want to play mom, make sure you’re also getting a taste of gratitude.

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I love to hear my horoscopes! I am a Pisces, nice post!!

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Thanks Sunnystarr

Haha...I'm always looking to show off my "weirdness."

I like your weirdness

crazy how right these are

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 10-16, 2012



Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’re on the verge of an amazing new self-discovery that will make you feel hotter than a crawfish boil in the middle of July. Let the sex appeal ooze off you like a gown with a 15 foot train; that is the extravagant nature you must grab with gusto with this week, as there will be all sorts of sweaty surprises that you’ll need stamina to enjoy the full release of.


Libra (September 23-October 22): You can’t count on others now. Get on top and take the power back. You’ll need to rely on your inner strength and values to find the loophole in your current predicament. Plus, you have the ability to talk anyone into anything, so believe your own myths and carry out your mission.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Life sucks and then you die. You know it, but it doesn’t stop you trying to prove it wrong. After all, your specialty is the impossible and if you aren’t willing to put it all on the line, as in your ego and hope, then you can consider your worst nightmare accomplished…but who knows, maybe life only sucks for those who are weak-willed.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): A cycle feels like its ending, but it doesn’t have to mean an end to all you know. Whatever is worth the time will grow with you, but it’ll mean taking stock of the changes that come with the move. Nothing has to ever be the same, but better. Take what you have established and grow from it, rather than think you have to close the door on it.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Just grab hold of a notion and go with it as being impulsive now will be the best release for you. As for the one you pull in as your partner of crime, go for someone way out of your norm, in either language, culture, citizenship, gender, etc. Yes, the world is your all-you-can-eat buffet, so dare to experiment like never before.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You are going to be rising from a pile of ashes you never thought you would be getting out of and feeling so great about your future, it’ll be hard to keep your pants on. However, despite your compulsions, keep it cool, as this isn’t the time for everyone to see your cards. Keep those secrets close to you for a little longer, and in time you’ll really be able to party your ass off.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): People have a funny way of morphing into what you think you want them to be when you first get to know them. Then after a time, as reality sets in, it can prove to be a very different picture. Lucky for you, the last read you had wasn’t the full picture and what comes to light now will show off something beautiful, something that could never be seen at first glance.

Aries (March 21-April 19): The one way for you to learn any lesson is repeating it so much that you finally get every small nuance down. So, as this week starts up that old familiar tune once again, be ready, but don’t be annoyed. Instead, hold your head up and work it like a pro — as this will likely be the last time you have to go down this route again and can officially call yourself a master.


Taurus (April 20-May 20): You aren’t too proud to beg, but why should you? Just as one opportunity starts to rot, another will appear — and in the nick of time to save your ego from deflating anymore. Just let go of the old baggage and take flight on a new wind. If you take this leap of faith, you’ll find the stink fades fast up above, as will the eyesores too.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Suddenly, your foundation will feel as if it’s shifting in a direction you aren’t prepared to go. Although you may have dreamt of change and thought it would relieve you when it happened, it’s a shock when it does. Yes, fantasy and reality can be a bitch to assimilate, but when two worlds collide, motion can get rough. No matter, understand this is an envious problem to have.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): All you have to do is communicate ideas. You do not have to be responsible for the entire world at every second of the day. If you think too deeply about your situation, you will never get out. Air out your thoughts, but don’t think you have the only say in the matter. If you discuss, you will find there are a lot more options that you can actually take immediate advantage of.



Leo (July 23-August 22): Carry on with your plans as you configured them. If you let anyone get in your way, then you’ll have to take responsibility for their ideas, which can be precarious. Sure, this may be a trust issue, or it could also be an intuitive one. Either or, you should never do what you don’t want to — no matter how much someone is forcing their opinions onto you.

Great friskyscope!

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’re on the verge of an amazing new self-discovery that will make you feel hotter than a crawfish boil in the middle of July. Let the sex appeal ooze off you like a gown with a 15 foot train; that is the extravagant nature you must grab with gusto with this week, as there will be all sorts of sweaty surprises that you’ll need stamina to enjoy the full release of.

I think that means.... IM GONNA SCORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!! lol

Holla!!!

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So, as you can see, my typing skills on my smart phone leave a lot to be desired Your new sig makes me blush.

I am so into Astrology!

Team Aquarius!!

If we were all normal... life would quit frankly be a bore. I love being weird. People have to stay on their toes around me.

LOL ur so silly! NEW Friskyscopes tomorrow!

If we were all normal... life would quit frankly be a bore. I love being weird. People have to stay on their toes around me.[/quote][/quote]

You would love hanging with me lol

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 10-16, 2012


Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’re on the verge of an amazing new self-discovery that will make you feel hotter than a crawfish boil in the middle of July. Let the sex appeal ooze off you like a gown with a 15 foot train; that is the extravagant nature you must grab with gusto with this week, as there will be all sorts of sweaty surprises that you’ll need stamina to enjoy the full release of.



Libra (September 23-October 22): You can’t count on others now. Get on top and take the power back. You’ll need to rely on your inner strength and values to find the loophole in your current predicament. Plus, you have the ability to talk anyone into anything, so believe your own myths and carry out your mission.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Life sucks and then you die. You know it, but it doesn’t stop you trying to prove it wrong. After all, your specialty is the impossible and if you aren’t willing to put it all on the line, as in your ego and hope, then you can consider your worst nightmare accomplished…but who knows, maybe life only sucks for those who are weak-willed.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): A cycle feels like its ending, but it doesn’t have to mean an end to all you know. Whatever is worth the time will grow with you, but it’ll mean taking stock of the changes that come with the move. Nothing has to ever be the same, but better. Take what you have established and grow from it, rather than think you have to close the door on it.



Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Just grab hold of a notion and go with it as being impulsive now will be the best release for you. As for the one you pull in as your partner of crime, go for someone way out of your norm, in either language, culture, citizenship, gender, etc. Yes, the world is your all-you-can-eat buffet, so dare to experiment like never before.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You are going to be rising from a pile of ashes you never thought you would be getting out of and feeling so great about your future, it’ll be hard to keep your pants on. However, despite your compulsions, keep it cool, as this isn’t the time for everyone to see your cards. Keep those secrets close to you for a little longer, and in time you’ll really be able to party your ass off.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): People have a funny way of morphing into what you think you want them to be when you first get to know them. Then after a time, as reality sets in, it can prove to be a very different picture. Lucky for you, the last read you had wasn’t the full picture and what comes to light now will show off something beautiful, something that could never be seen at first glance.

Aries (March 21-April 19): The one way for you to learn any lesson is repeating it so much that you finally get every small nuance down. So, as this week starts up that old familiar tune once again, be ready, but don’t be annoyed. Instead, hold your head up and work it like a pro — as this will likely be the last time you have to go down this route again and can officially call yourself a master.



Taurus (April 20-May 20): You aren’t too proud to beg, but why should you? Just as one opportunity starts to rot, another will appear — and in the nick of time to save your ego from deflating anymore. Just let go of the old baggage and take flight on a new wind. If you take this leap of faith, you’ll find the stink fades fast up above, as will the eyesores too.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Suddenly, your foundation will feel as if it’s shifting in a direction you aren’t prepared to go. Although you may have dreamt of change and thought it would relieve you when it happened, it’s a shock when it does. Yes, fantasy and reality can be a bitch to assimilate, but when two worlds collide, motion can get rough. No matter, understand this is an envious problem to have.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): All you have to do is communicate ideas. You do not have to be responsible for the entire world at every second of the day. If you think too deeply about your situation, you will never get out. Air out your thoughts, but don’t think you have the only say in the matter. If you discuss, you will find there are a lot more options that you can actually take immediate advantage of.



Leo (July 23-August 22): Carry on with your plans as you configured them. If you let anyone get in your way, then you’ll have to take responsibility for their ideas, which can be precarious. Sure, this may be a trust issue, or it could also be an intuitive one. Either or, you should never do what you don’t want to — no matter how much someone is forcing their opinions onto you.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You’re on the verge of an amazing new self-discovery that will make you feel hotter than a crawfish boil in the middle of July. Let the sex appeal ooze off you like a gown with a 15 foot train; that is the extravagant nature you must grab with gusto with this week, as there will be all sorts of sweaty surprises that you’ll need stamina to enjoy the full release of.

I don't look good in a gown at all

I love bein a cancer

Ah ha! lol

Lol...I have trouble keeping my pants on anyways!

I love that about you

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 24-30, 2012



Libra (September 23-October 22): You can’t control your honey and this week they might get out of sorts. However, instead of wanting to hide under the furniture in shame, you may take pride in the fact that your baby can be so bold and so direct, despite the brutishness. Sure, you never like getting your feathers ruffled, but if you can preen together afterwards, all will be sweetly forgiven.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You can’t have a parade everyday, nor would you want one. So, be ready to kick back and just be willing to do the bare minimum. Streamline your schedule to do what you must, and feel free to ignore all the rest. After all, being Superwoman is a thankless job and this week, it’d be even more of one, so plan your time accordingly.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You won’t be able to control your libido this week, so prepare by keeping extra condoms and clean undies in your purse. While you might not get the mental or emotional bond you are longing for, it won’t matter, as the intense physical connections you will have this week will more than make up for the lack of depth. Just think of this as smaller steps to a larger goal.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Suck up all pettiness your crush du jour will be throwing your way. Like in grade school when the one who likes you harasses you the most, such will be the case this week. Yes, contrary feelings are going to make you feel frustrated, but don’t get caught in these sorts of mind games. Think above the immaturity and discipline them at your will.



Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There is only so much you can say to talk your boo out of making a bad decision this week. Best to communicate around the actual issue and plant ideas. This will mean taking some time out on how to plot for success, as your silence during the first half of the week will only add to the importance of what you will say later on. So, command your words with power!

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Pesky paranoias will fly into your brain, killing your comfort. Instead of trying to block it out, understand these little messages are trying to tell you something important, if not something ridiculously petty. However, what starts out small now can become bigger if left unattended. So, don’t talk yourself out of exploring the details that seem off.



Aries (March 21-April 19): You won’t be able to hold back the hooting and hollering as you watch another try to get one past you. Score one for you, because this week is going to be a pisser, in terms of reiterating your greatness and another’s gracelessness. Not that you need to gloat forever, but a week will do and from there, you can keep ruling your universe in style.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): When all else fails, just keep quiet. Yes, trouble in love can stir this week, when it comes to some detail that your baby will like rehashing over and over. While repeating lessons is never your favorite activity, understand that this insanity is all part of their process in learning acceptance. Let it pass and know when to gently change the subject.


Gemini (May 21-June 20): Timing is everything and although you think you can control it, you can’t. Instead, let go and wrap your brain around something creative. Expressing yourself will heighten your emotions now, which will help control your impatience so you can see your dreams fulfilled. Make inspiration your vice, as it’s the only pill that’ll properly and fully chill you out.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Life is too good to be true, so don’t look for the cracks in the cement of new lusts. In time, everything gets worn, but while it’s brand spanking new, just love its perfection. Sure, there are a lot of delusions that will come to pass, but why suffer for them now? Everything has its ups and downs, so don’t waste this up by concentrating on the down.


Leo (July 23-August 22): Recenter yourself this week, as your spiritual side is in dire need of a pick-me-up. While you may not be so aware of it, you are likely trying too hard to get on a wavelength you don’t exactly understand. If you step back, relax and look at the bigger picture, you may start to get why it is so and if possible, how to fix this disconnect too.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Karma is a bitch; so don’t start piling up the bad kind with little lies that you don’t have to tell. Only you are feeling the anxiety this week, so be strong and tell the truth. Sure, it might be hard to admit what you want to feel responsible for, but how else can you delegate chores with your other? Set the standards with honesty. Start today, guarantee time to relax tomorrow.

Very interesting for Aquarius! But what if I don't have a "boo" right now?

Allow me to be the first of many to volunteer...

Awe....no boo?!

Friskyscopes are so fun to read!
XXXtra Frisky Kisses, Caressa

Thanks. I love them!

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 1-7, 2012

Happy OCTOBER!!!


Libra (September 23-October 22): Slow down and get a grip. If you keep spinning your wheels and think you have to come up with solutions to all the world‘s problems, forget it. What makes you tick isn’t the same as others and the more you focus on your own point of view without the influence of others, the more likely it is that you’ll get somewhere.


Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You have more strength than you give yourself credit for. Sure, it’d be nice to have someone save you, but even so, you know you’d judge them on how well they’d get the job done. In a sense there is no winning with you, which is a habit you need to stop. So, as heavier influences begin and darkness prevails, aim to see a light at the end of it or risk damning yourself.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): We can’t all be winners, and that’s just a fact of life. So, be ready to see the flaws that make yourself and others human. No, not a pretty sight, but enough to make you want to stop glossing over the facts. If you want to really be what you want to see, it’ll mean accepting the ugly and believing you can transform it. Yes, it is always all about you.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You have the enthusiasm to go the extra mile when it comes to whom you want to be around and the life you want to lead. There is no shame in honesty and the more you accept it in yourself, the more you can steer your life in the right direction toward your hopes and dreams aligning with the actions you need to take.


Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Kicking ass is hard, but it’s worth the fight, if you know you’re doing what you need to in order to fulfill your purpose. Sure, it sounds serious, but that’s how life is right now and the more you sink into the murk of all your philosophical ideals and experiences, the more power you will put into your current responsibilities and their success.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): What’s actually happening in your love life and what you think is going on aren’t the same. The good news is that you’re only a few conversations away from getting what you want. Yes, two different pages are being read, but if you sort out all the words, you can see there is a unifying story with a happily ever after in there.


Aries (March 21-April 19): You need to bring on the soul, when it comes to life around you. Going through the motions, or just liking what you see on paper, isn’t cutting it. Time to step away from yourself to recalibrate your jealousies, power struggles and untapped fetishes. Yes, dive into the seedier side of you and own up to your madness. It’ll be one of your most empowering steps yet!

Taurus (April 20-May 20): People love you because you’re easygoing and the best listener in the universe. Plus, you know how to comfort with affection and perfect timing. So, as all of your best qualities align this week, don’t settle for anything less than another person who offers the same. Admit it when you feel it, which is likely now, as it’s time to claim your prize of lose your place in line.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Your world is going to take a step backwards and throw you into an emotional tailspin. No, you won’t be able to hide your feelings, as they will be too powerful for you to contain. While poker face is always a good play, this week it’ll be impossible, so let the world pity you instead. You might as well get something out of this.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): Hiding your feelings isn’t doing anyone any favors. So, no matter how far your latest emotions sway, let them out and start problem-solving. Nothing with real substance is won over easy, so don’t play the fool and end your damsel in distress routine. That’s right, time to play this game of love with some real force.



Leo (July 23-August 22): Get ready to roll with the punches, because the people you’re closest to are going to irritate the crap out of you, making you want to set more definite boundaries. Go for it, but don’t announce it like it’s a dramatic proclamation. Just adopt these new rules for yourself, with only your happiness in mind. After all, a Queen never has to explain her actions.



Virgo (August 23- September 22): Your mouth will be on fire, igniting trouble everywhere you go—but who cares!? It’s about time someone stirred the pot and got people hot under the collar. In actuality, you’ll likely say things that people are already thinking anyway, but didn’t have the balls to put on the table. Hmmm, seems you’ll win respect in a totally hot way. Prepare!

Easygoing? Are you sure?

I think u are (-:

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You have the enthusiasm to go the extra mile when it comes to whom you want to be around and the life you want to lead. There is no shame in honesty and the more you accept it in yourself, the more you can steer your life in the right direction toward your hopes and dreams aligning with the actions you need to take.

I love it!!

More Friskyscopes tomorrow! xoxox

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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 8-14, 2012

Libra (September 23-October 22):
You’ll be feeling your curiosity veer off into wild new directions. Don’t stop to pick up passengers; this is a solo ride you have to take on your own. Not that you have to unload your baggage, but just put it aside for a while and learn something that is all about your pleasure and betterment. Anyone in your way can suck it.


Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Don’t get complacent now. If you want to feel magic, stir the pot so that the brew you are cooking will emit an aroma naturally, rather than putting in more sweaty manual labor. What you need now is subtle, but powerful movement towards your goals. Sure, you can also give up, but having played such high stakes, folding now would haunt you forever.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21):
Quitting bad habits blows. In order to grow upwards, you’ll need to redefine your needs every so often. However, be reassured that this is the time, according to the universe, that you should make the change, as it’s the easiest time to reach the next level..

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
Bail out on reality by taking a trip somewhere far from your normal routine. This isn’t a week that will go by lightly, as there are going to be a lot of revelations that will pop into your brain and show you a whole new way of thinking. While it may be equal parts painful as insightful, it’s necessary to do. New adventures are coming, so no more time to frown.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19):
There are going to be all sorts of happenings, so go with it. Hopefully you will wind up among sexy new strangers from far and wide, as a major spark of excitement can lead to a more glamour and interesting social life. Just one note though: let judgment go, as your initial response may be trepidation, rather than instant abandon.

Pisces (February 20-March 20):
Be the boss lady this week. Own the power you crave and it will come. You will be surprised how easy the people around you will turn into your sheep, as there will be a way more dominating energy you can acquire. To kick off the week with some fun, buy yourself a new pair of shoes and work the scene from head to toe.

Aries (March 21-April 19):
You have to be honest with yourself. What do you really want? This is your week to get real with yourself and get to the bare basics of what you need for peace of mind, as a major bout of analytical thinking is going to overtake you. There are a lot deeper situations that you will encounter in the future and a snowball effect might occur otherwise.

Taurus (April 20-May 20):
Do yourself the favor, just take the reins and jump into a new way of thinking. Stop weighing out options from everyone’s point of view. There is no reason to debate over anything other than what is best for you and if anyone else is trying to put more static in your head, let out your inner bitch, because by now they will deserve it.

Gemini (May 21-June 20):
You are going to be feeling the co-dependent tug, but who cares? Love it. Psychological jargon is no reason to stop you from feeling the love in a way that makes you feel 13 again. While some call it unhealthy, you can call it happiness. Being glued-at-the-hip can be a beautiful thing and it’s people like you that can redefine it sweetly too, so be as cute as you want to.

Cancer (June 21-July 22):
Your day-to-day life may hit a wall and where it can go from here is not exciting at all. Change is calling and it’s time you picked up the line, as there is no reason to set yourself up with regret and have something to really feel sad about. Take a risk! Choosing boredom and blaming your rut on others is lame.

Leo (July 23-August 22):
Passion is essential to all you do, but don’t think that is all you need to go on. In your latest catch, be ready to put in as much time into the planning and cuteness of it all. Sure, we’d all love to just be the pretty one, but that sets up a situation that can play out not so hot in a real relationship. So, play to win and show off the (real) bossy you.

Virgo (August 23-September 22):
Launch an all out PR campaign on your behalf, as you need people to know who you are and what you are all about. There is no ounce of ego that shouldn’t be dispersed, as it can all work in your favor now. The world will be quite kind to you now, resulting in a bizarre turn of events that’ll give you lots to talk and decide about.

I think you getting to explore more of the ranches sounds like a great idea

Yay, I'll be kicking ass soon!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19):
Bail out on reality by taking a trip somewhere far from your normal routine. This isn’t a week that will go by lightly, as there are going to be a lot of revelations that will pop into your brain and show you a whole new way of thinking. While it may be equal parts painful as insightful, it’s necessary to do. New adventures are coming, so no more time to frown.


That sounds like exactly what I need.

BTW, Tamela, this is one of my favorite threads.

Awe Im glad

Read these every week!

They are so much fun

I love it !!

I'm Sagittarius .

Ur welcome!

I think we've finally turned the corner on these. I recently let out my inner bitch, put my thing down and damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Good for you!!

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 15-21, 2012



Libra (September 23-October 22): Don’t ignore the obvious, no matter how sweet you want that someone or something to really be. Facts don’t lie. Just own up to it now, as the price to pay only disrupts others and you’re already in the red in terms of karma coming to save your ass from your current turmoil. So, message of the week: Reboot! Reboot!



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): What you feel will happen and what ends up happening sometimes is so uncannily accurate you should open up a psychic hotline — but this time around, don’t take all the credit, as what will be happening this week is likely what everyone has told you already, 1,000 times over. It won’t take a genius to see the cause and effect of what goes down and then up, or up and then down.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Parties are only going to be as good as the company you’re in, as you have the power to make something fabulous, even when it’s not. Don’t let your environment shape you. Instead, take control and make it what you want. There is no reason for passivity in your social life now, because being a wallflower will only keep you down for a longer time than necessary.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You don’t have to make excuses for your fortunes. You get what you deserve and if people aren’t with it, and think that they’re entitled to easily get what you’ve worked for, then confront them head-on. The top doesn’t have to be a lonely place, but it can be a lot less of a bitchier one if you see all your options this week.


Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Who cares what you truly understand in each other. This week, love isn’t about what you can give, but what you can get. Enough of your selfless act, thinking that love always has to be so nice. If it were, there would not be so many tragic love stories. Take a lot, give a little, as it’s the push and pull this week that will tug at your heartstrings.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Good news that comes to you will be causing quite a little ruckus among certain people close to you, in the form of jealous and passive aggressive sore losers. So, despite all the personal drama acting out on, do remember to celebrate for you, even if it just with you. At the very least, it’ll be true.


Aries (March 21-April 19): It’s never pretty when your baby denies you of your bad habits, as your daddy issues are not for them to sort through —though they seem to want to push those buttons for their own entertainment. Too bad for them; this is one of those weeks where they’ll regret getting into it with you, as you’ll likely flatten them like a pancake

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There is only so much you can do to make life run smoothly now. Instead, sit back and chill out. Let everyone else serve you and you just be the pretty one. Pamper yourself and live the life, as there is no other reason to exist now without luxury treatments to carry you along. Next week might not be this way, so get it while you can and lavish yourself.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Give it your all; love won’t fail you now. Even if your exchanges aren’t so deep, it won’t matter, as this will be a week of indulging in passionate eye candy. No matter what you get involved with now, it’ll be lovely and just hit the spot. Just don’t get ahead of yourself, because pacing will be what matters in how it’ll all plays out.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): Fight the madness and just get on the pony and ride. It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, because it’s not about mastering this journey, but just moving along with it, as it happens. There are going to be bumps along the way, so you can’t get too discouraged. In the end, all this drama will seem worth it, as it sets the stage for a grand finale that will thrill the masses.



Leo (July 23-August 22): There are always options for you to choose from, but that doesn’t mean the right one will be in the mix. Not all right answers are so obvious now, as it’s a matter of playing all the choices and seeing which one suits your life more. No, not the most passionate, but who says passion is most important? This time around, it will bring it to a head in its own time.



Virgo (August 23- September 22): The debates you get into this week are going to be completely subjective, but somehow you will want to get into it with your significant other. Seems a lot of pent up feelings will come out in the most uncalled for times, but such is life. Besides, if you could control how you feel and when you will explode, life would be too predictable.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You don’t have to make excuses for your fortunes. You get what you deserve and if people aren’t with it, and think that they’re entitled to easily get what you’ve worked for, then confront them head-on. The top doesn’t have to be a lonely place, but it can be a lot less of a bitchier one if you see all your options this week.



My frisyscopes are taking a turn for the better. Nice!!

Keep it frisky Tamela ! Love Love Love my horoscope (:

Wow, Aquarius is crazy this week. I don't think I have it in me to be that selfish.

Awesome!

Always

Nothing wrong with being a little selfish sometimes

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 22-28, 2012



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Perfect timing is a myth. Take your chaos and live through it. There aren’t a lot of options now, in terms of painting your skies a dreamy shade of pink, so be willing to take on the challenges with a sense of destiny. Yes, take a deep breath and dive into the pit. Besides, the only way out is through this tunnel, so focus on the light at the end of it.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Deadlines are coming down to the wire and you will have to stop thinking about what you want to do, and start getting to what you should do. Chances are you won’t really see what is right or wrong until you start the process of walking through the fire. Sure, it’s going to burn a bit, but if it’s real love, it’ll be worth it.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be careful what you spill to friends, because you might not get all the facts down and it could cause trouble. Not to say you can’t vent, but spies will be all around and what you reveal may not be the same story told by the others involved, leading to bigger messes. While it may leave you chomping at the bit, steer clear of socialized gossip.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): The world is a huge place, but somehow wherever you go this week will make you feel as if you are in fishbowl, with the past coming back to haunt you, throwing off your game. Call it a sign from beyond, but it will mean you’ll have to backtrack. Ghosts don’t appear without reason, especially when you make it so easy to let them spook you.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): You don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are your own boss and that’s that. If this means needing to strike out and embrace your independence more, then go for it. In the solitude, you will see there is more to your current love woes than is fair. While it doesn’t have to mean an end, it does at least indicate you might need a timeout to see yourself objectively again.

Aries (March 21-April 19): A lady like you should never have to wait for an answer. If anyone is hesitating, take that as a red flag. Speed is your game and without it, you aren’t at your best. If another doesn’t understand your pace, then know that chemistry will never work. No matter, turning down opportunities now will feel better than sex. After all, nothing like being a heartbreaker to pump up your ego.



Taurus (April 20-May 20): You came. You saw. You conquered. Now what? Seems your infallible jackpot of love is diminishing in mass — but not all is lost. To fill up on the feelings again, the potential is there, but it won’t be like pulling a bunny out of a hat. Instead, it’s going to take some real heart and a whole lot of fireworks. Thankfully, your efforts will get rewarded.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Everyone is capable of being a jerk, but it’s up to you to draw the line on what you’re willing to take. You’re either still excited or not. Obviously there are going to be questions that will be unanswered, but if you think the answers are worth digging for, then why not? Just keep in mind, the more elusive the confirmation becomes, the more the odds are you’re digging in the wrong place.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): You’re going to have to take drastic moves to save a good thing. While you have been trying to sort out what to do from afar, know you aren’t getting the right point of view. Time to step it up, get right into the eye of the storm and take control. Otherwise, staying on the sidelines will only prove to be an ineffective position to get any satisfaction.



Leo (July 23-August 22): We all have favorites, but you don’t need to broadcast yours. This week, be more prudent when it comes to flashing your feelings, as letting those compete for you will be the most fun a lady like you can have. Not that you have to choose immediately, because letting the plot thicken is best, allowing you to see how devoted those would-be suitors truly are.



Virgo (August 23-September 22): You can tell the truth without using a lot of words. In fact, the more you let that other read in-between the lines, the more successful your communications will be, as you will force your honey’s hand into admitting what they want, giving you leverage. Sure, this is a bit of game playing, but as they say, “All is fair in love and war.”



Libra (September 23-October 22): What might be a disgusting habit to you could be endearing for that other. So, don’t get caught up trying to be too prim and proper, as it’s your rough edges that will say more to that person you want to vibe with. After all, our flaws give us character and if you reveal your more disturbing ones, you will find the right freak to worship you for them.

Bunny out of a hat? I'd rather have a Bunny out of her bikini.

Oh yeah!! Im picking up whart you're putting down

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Be careful what you spill to friends, because you might not get all the facts down and it could cause trouble. Not to say you can’t vent, but spies will be all around and what you reveal may not be the same story told by the others involved, leading to bigger messes. While it may leave you chomping at the bit, steer clear of socialized gossip.


Um ok, but I don't gossip anyway.

No u dont...thats a good thing!!

Leo (July 23-August 22): We all have favorites, but you don’t need to broadcast yours. This week, be more prudent when it comes to flashing your feelings, as letting those compete for you will be the most fun a lady like you can have. Not that you have to choose immediately, because letting the plot thicken is best, allowing you to see how devoted those would-be suitors truly are.


Things that make you go Hmmmmmm...????

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 29-November 4, 2012



Scorpio (October 23-November 21): There are a million tricks up your sleeves and you know it. If you deny this fact, you should check your birth certificate, because any self-respecting Scorpio will have a Pandora’s Box full of trouble — and this week can have you turning the key to open that mess, as your fury and imagination will be hitting critical mass. So, be careful of what you wish for.



Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Genius will pop fast into your brain and your body won’t be able to keep up. So, don’t be greedy with ideas. If you know you can’t partake in a certain something that comes your way, share the wealth. If you pick that person wisely, it won’t screw you either; rather, you’ll find that paying it forward isn’t a myth people use to jack you out of your luck.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There will be no words to describe how you feel, which can be good or bad, depending on what you’ve been up to the last few weeks. Answers will come and they will come at the speed of lightening, which means you need to be ready for action, in whichever direction you go. Options are plenty, but prices can be steep.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Be proud of your choices, because the payout is coming and you will have earned every last drop of admiration you get. Of course, there’s a dark side to this lovely moment, as there’s also a loser — but that is not your problem. This time around though, you’ve reaped what you sown, and so has that other.


Pisces (February 20-March 20): If you have to think for more than five minutes on anything, say “No!” Whatever tickles your fancy and has a genuinely pleasant outcome will feel good to you the moment you hear it. So move fast, because if you don’t jump on opportunities now, another will and they will have no problem rubbing it in your face, when things are at their worst.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Having secrets isn’t exactly your style, but it will be someone else’s, so be careful of what you let out of the bag this week, because your loyalty is on the line. Not that you will have bad intentions, but your enthusiasm will be a bit more hyped this week, making your mouth and brain work at warp speed.



Taurus (April 20-May 20): You love love, but you’ll have to draw a line when it comes to how far you will go for it. There will be more static in the air, making you have to tune into new channels for reception. Go ahead — try something new, because it will be music to your ears. From there, take it day-by-day, and pay attention to the details, because this new place does have a message in it for you.



Gemini (May 21-June 20): Keeping the lines of communication open is important if you want to get anything moving with your love life. Sitting back will only start the game playing, and you will be the bad guy. Don’t start what you can’t finish, because you will only have yourself to blame if your attempt at being the puppet master goes awry.



Cancer (June 21-July 22): You know what’s in your heart; don’t hesitate to make it happen. Chances are you will have to take a giant leap of faith fast, which makes you woozy when you think about it, but instead of looking down, look farther into the horizon. No matter what happens, leave no room for regret because passing this up will haunt you for ages.



Leo (July 23-August 22): Spill your guts and love it! Don’t hold back your feelings of affection for the one you love, because the more you lay it on, the happier and more exciting your week will be. Plus, by being the one to initiate dialogue, respect will come back at you, as your bravery will turn into legend among all those who love silently and need inspiration.



Virgo (August 23-September 22): Romance won’t be on your mind, so when your honey starts talking crazy, humor them. This tactic will get them onto the scent of a new project — and out of your hair. By the time they realize whatever they’re chasing is a bust, you’ll have had enough time to recalibrate and even fall back in love with them.





Libra (September 23-October 22): Your week is going to be all sunshine and rainbows, so live it up! Get out there and prance under the stars. Your energy will be perfect for attracting miracles and beauty everywhere you are, if you place yourself out beyond your normal stomping grounds. Just be prudent with whom you hang though, because although feelings will start out intense, they can also end as powerfully.