♥ ♥ ♥ Crazy WORD of the day with Tamela Lee ♥ ♥ ♥

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat May 04, 2013 2:59 pm

This one is important

John N Ga wrote:

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

piper rae · **Joined:** Fri May 04, 2012 11:37 am **Posts:** 631

tamelalee wrote:

procrasturbate

To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.

To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.

I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.

Haha I love this, so funny!!

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sun May 05, 2013 2:35 am

Infatubated

When you are so turned on by one pornstar or porno that youre stuck on jerkin it to her/it for more than a few sessions.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sun May 05, 2013 4:26 am

tamelalee wrote:

This one is important

John N Ga wrote:

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

LOL too true!

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun May 05, 2013 10:45 am

Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart
'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'

John N Ga · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 3:21 am

She-Pack

The female counterpart of a male "Six-Pack". This term is used since women generally don't pump iron as much as men, instead just loosing fat and that's it.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 7:10 pm

Yea buddy

John N Ga wrote:

She-Pack

The female counterpart of a male "Six-Pack". This term is used since women generally don't pump iron as much as men, instead just loosing fat and that's it.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Mon May 06, 2013 8:24 pm

John N Ga wrote:

She-Pack

The female counterpart of a male "Six-Pack". This term is used since women generally don't pump iron as much as men, instead just loosing fat and that's it.

That one is good!!!

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John N Ga · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 3:36 am

mow the lawn

when a girl or guy shaves down there and keeps it shaved.

Sharky · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 6:17 am

Tamela you forgot about me, I'm a Monday Fan :mrgreen:

tamelalee wrote:

said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.
"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 3:54 pm

LOL cuz I call it 'masturbate Monday' :lol:

Sharky wrote:

Tamela you forgot about me, I'm a Monday Fan :mrgreen:

tamelalee wrote:

said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.
"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 3:58 pm

A bitch and a half

When some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

brixxyallure · **Joined:** Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:18 am **Posts:** 514

tamelalee wrote:

doppelbangers

A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.

WOW!! This word threw me for a loop. Love this thread. so many new words [smilie=hot over you.gif]

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Tue May 07, 2013 6:28 pm

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Wed May 08, 2013 3:52 am

Bitch Sex

Usually extremely hard and ruff, needs two or more bitch's. Done mostly in doggy style, involves clawing, scratching, and biting.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Wed May 08, 2013 4:18 am

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed May 08, 2013 4:40 pm

Those are good :mrgreen:

thunderstorm wrote:

RAISIN:

Grape with a sunburn.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 3:48 am

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

lilyandrews · **Joined:** Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:09 pm **Posts:** 310

John N Ga wrote:

pants boner

A crease in your pants in the crotch section, which causes you to look like you're having an erection.
(especially embarrassing when you are a girl)

SO THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT ME FOR!!! Why doesn't anyone ever tell you?!?!
Just kidding...or am I?

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thunderstorm · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 6:41 am

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

Riley Sapphire · **Posted:** Thu May 09, 2013 7:50 am

manzuri

Japanese word for "female masturbation."

Sharky · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 6:09 am

Don't forget Grudge Fuck either

John N Ga wrote:

Bitch Sex

Usually extremely hard and ruff, needs two or more bitch's. Done mostly in doggy style, involves clawing, scratching, and biting.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 9:32 am

thunderstorm wrote:

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time.

Right!!! That is a good one and so true!!!!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 9:39 am

Aha

Sharky wrote:

Don't forget Grudge Fuck either

John N Ga wrote:

Bitch Sex

Usually extremely hard and ruff, needs two or more bitch's. Done mostly in doggy style, involves clawing, scratching, and biting.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Fri May 10, 2013 10:09 pm

John N Ga wrote:

french wash

When you don't have time to wash you spray on perfume

Excellent!!! LOL

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sat May 11, 2013 10:09 am

vagective

When a guy uses a word that should only be used by women.

Jason used a vagective when he said it was a fluttering bug that flew by his face.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Sat May 11, 2013 5:39 pm

John N Ga wrote:

vagective

When a guy uses a word that should only be used by women.

Jason used a vagective when he said it was a fluttering bug that flew by his face.

He He He!!!! That is good!!!

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John N Ga · **Posted:** Sun May 12, 2013 3:55 am

clitorenis

A clitoris that is so large that it can become erect when excited similar to a penis; a tiny penis.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sun May 12, 2013 4:45 am

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Mon May 13, 2013 3:14 am

Tickly nibbler

Man with stubble performing oral sex on a lady.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 3:51 am

Mouth organ

Playing the marvellous instrument known as the penis by blowing and sucking in various different ways.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 4:25 am

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 7:15 am

I've been told I plan a mean mouth organ :twisted:

John N Ga wrote:

Mouth organ

Playing the marvellous instrument known as the penis by blowing and sucking in various different ways.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Tue May 14, 2013 2:44 pm

YES,,,, you do!!!! :twisted:

tamelalee wrote:

I've been told I plan a mean mouth organ :twisted:

John N Ga wrote:

Mouth organ

Playing the marvellous instrument known as the penis by blowing and sucking in various different ways.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 3:40 am

smilefuck

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 6:08 am

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed May 15, 2013 11:44 am

Lmao! So true

thunderstorm wrote:

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 3:39 am

Jigglypuffs

Girls who has enormous boobs perfect for motorboating.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 2:26 pm

What do you think of my jigglypuffs :mrgreen:

John N Ga wrote:

Jigglypuffs

Girls who has enormous boobs perfect for motorboating.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 2:36 pm

you have to ask?? hehe

VRRRROOOMMM!

tamelalee wrote:

What do you think of my jigglypuffs :mrgreen:

John N Ga wrote:

Jigglypuffs

Girls who has enormous boobs perfect for motorboating.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Thu May 16, 2013 8:49 pm

John N Ga wrote:

Jigglypuffs

Girls who has enormous boobs perfect for motorboating.

RIGHT!!!!!

John N Ga · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 3:36 am

Nunderwear

The antithesis of lingerie. Purely functional bra and underpants which send a

clear signal there will be "nun" of this and "nun" of that....

Sharky · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 7:17 am

I love your jigglypuffs and your ass is pretty HAWT too. :wink:

tamelalee wrote:

What do you think of my jigglypuffs :mrgreen:

John N Ga wrote:

Jigglypuffs

Girls who has enormous boobs perfect for motorboating.

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Fri May 17, 2013 7:18 am

YAWN:

An honest opinion openly expressed.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sat May 18, 2013 3:39 am

Clittie Litter

The debris found in and around the vagina when she hasn't been wiping properly. (bits of toilet paper)

thunderstorm · **Posted:** Sat May 18, 2013 4:33 am

WRINKLES:

Something other people have. You have character lines.

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

thunderstorm wrote:

WRINKLES:

Something other people have. You have character lines.

That is such a true statement!!!! LOL!!!

jadecapri · **Posted:** Sat May 18, 2013 10:25 am

John N Ga wrote:

Clittie Litter

The debris found in and around the vagina when she hasn't been wiping properly. (bits of toilet paper)

John N Ga · **Posted:** Sun May 19, 2013 3:23 am

Pootie do

Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Sharky · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 7:05 am

Mr. or Ms. Right Now!!!

The individual that satisfies an immediate sexual need, but doesn't necessarily have long term potential. :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 9:42 am

abc sex

Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
They've been married so long they only have abc sex

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

John N Ga wrote:

Pootie do

Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Hilarious!!!!

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Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Mon May 20, 2013 1:27 pm

tamelalee wrote:

abc sex

Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas
They've been married so long they only have abc sex

That one is good!!!

John N Ga · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 3:43 am

Blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Tue May 21, 2013 9:54 am

LMAO thats terrible lol

John N Ga wrote:

Blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

John N Ga wrote:

Blowjobbery

When a girl gives you a blowjob but you give her nothing in return. It's like robbing the blowjob, so blowjobbery.

Horrible!!!! Yet funny!!!

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John N Ga · **Posted:** Wed May 22, 2013 3:46 am

Flurpendurp

Commonly used as a substitute for (fuck you) or the people who are sissys that don't want to cuss.

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Wed May 22, 2013 3:39 pm

John N Ga wrote:

Flurpendurp

Commonly used as a substitute for (fuck you) or the people who are sissys that don't want to cuss.

Good one!!!! I will not use it but it is a good one!!!

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

John N Ga wrote:

Clittie Litter

The debris found in and around the vagina when she hasn't been wiping properly. (bits of toilet paper)

Oh My!!! That is good!!!!

jadecapri · **Posted:** Wed May 22, 2013 8:45 pm

John N Ga wrote:

Flurpendurp

Commonly used as a substitute for (fuck you) or the people who are sissys that don't want to cuss.

Ha! That doesn't even sound like a real word.

John N Ga · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2013 3:44 am

Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2013 8:18 am

Lol! O boy

John N Ga wrote:

Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

Air Force Amy · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2013 12:34 pm

John N Ga wrote:

Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

That is great!!! A word for each!!!!

jadecapri · **Posted:** Thu May 23, 2013 6:32 pm

John N Ga wrote:

Free-lip it

Guys free-ball it. Girls free-lip it. New word for that awkward moment where you want a classier word than "commando"

Ha! That's great! I may use that one. ;)

krissysummers · **Joined:** Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 pm **Posts:** 7927

John N Ga wrote:

vagective

When a guy uses a word that should only be used by women.

Jason used a vagective when he said it was a fluttering bug that flew by his face.

LOL!!! That is funny!!!! And good!!!

John N Ga · **Posted:** Fri May 24, 2013 3:55 am

Fur Tussling

1) Performing oral sex on a woman;
2) Running fingers through the hair of a person performing oral sex on a lover;
3) Playful interaction between a human and their fuzzy pet, (e.g. wrestling/playing with a dog or cat and "tussling" the fur of said animal).