On July 5-6, 2005 a couple in London locked lips for 31 hours, 30 minutes, and 30 seconds, making it the longest kiss ever recorded.

That's some SERIOUS Kissin'!!!!!
My best is only 24 hours, 28 minutes 34 seconds!!!!


Al

A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance. - Proverb



Al

It is possible for a woman to reach an orgasm through kissing.

A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy dot placed on the "i" in loving;
'Tis a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear.
~Edmond Rostand


Al

How NOT to kiss

The Tasmanian Devil: I was on the fence about one guy I was dating until we had our first makeout. His kiss was like being set upon by a team of angry ferrets. A sensuous bite on the neck can be hot, but a series of sharp nips to the jawline, decidedly less so.

The Venus Flytrap: “It was like his neck was on a hinge,” Sarah relays over cocktails. “This gave him the ability to open his mouth about six inches.” I dated one of these too—his mouth would open so wide that he’d cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breath. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that’s good enough for me.

The Skunk: The breath of death was listed as a kiss-killer by most people surveyed. “In my mind I said let me give you the number of my gastroenterologist, or at least a mint!” David shared via email. In reality he said nothing to the offender—he simply never called her again. “I’m a very polite person,” he explained.

Heres a few more:

The Possum: As you should know, there is more to kissing than just shoving your tongue in and letting it lay there. “The unfurling of the tongue, and then not moving it . . . ” Sarah shudders, too horrified to go on. “Too much tongue is the number one component of a bad kiss,” she continues. “When it fills your mouth and you feel like some cheap bologna sandwich has been stuffed in there—that is the ultimate bummer.”

Kangal Fish: Used in exotic pedicures to nibble away the dead skin on your feet and hands, the KF-style smooch is also quite cleansing. “I had a woman do this odd thing where she ran the tip of her tongue along the face of my teeth, as if she was trying to clean them,” shares David, obviously on a roll. Sarah has also experienced this, and was neither amused nor aroused. “It reminded me of those cheesy Pearl Drops toothpaste commercials from the ’70s.”

“X”s at the end of a correspondence letter represent the contact of the lips during a kiss.

The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

MOUTHWASH!! lol then kiss

Sooky Sooky!

Hey girls out there, ever wondered what to do when your man is kissing you and his tongue is creeping around in your mouth? Well I know a way to have fun and excite him. When ever you have the chance suck on his tongue! It will open his eyes for sure!

I like to blindfold my lover and lay sweet supple kisses all over their body until they tremble from pleasure and anticipation

Flavored mints/candies and kissing makes it a guessing game
just remember sometimes you need to learn to enjoy the mint/candy
that your partner likes. (just a hint)

Ouch!!!

A medieval manuscript warns Japanese men against deep kissing during the female orgasm because a woman might accidentally bite off part of her lover’s tongue.

The film with the most kisses is Don Juan (1926) in which John Barrymore and Mary Astor share 127 kisses. The film with the longest kiss is Andy Warhol’s 1963 film Kiss. The 1961 film Splendor in the Grass, with Natalie Wood and Warren Beatty, made history for containing Hollywood’s first French kiss!


Al

Starry Eyes

This can pretty much work anywhere but it even feels amazing on your front porch. On a beautiful clear night when the moon is shining and the stars are visible...sit out in the yard, front porch, beach, where ever with your love and star gaze. Suggest making a wish on the star. Both of you close your eyes and wish for whatever it is you want. Begin by asking what the other person wished for. Once your deep desires have been traded, lean in for a slow sensual romantic kiss that will top the charts!!!

Finger kissin good

Jayla loves to kiss my fingertips while were cuddling, so before I see her, I rub some flavored massage oio onto my hands. Not only are they soft, but sweet and kissable.

Rock Paper Scissors!

Place your hands on your partners cheeks and have them place theirs on yours. Close your eyes. Then nod three times in sync and choose rock paper scissors with a kiss. A firm pucker is a rock, loose open lips is paper, and crazy tongue motion is a scissors. The rules from there go the same as in regular rock, paper scissors... Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors. If it is a tie, you have to kiss normal. Who ever wins gets to make up their own prize!!!

Found this somewhere....
Men who kiss their wives every morning before going to work live 5 years longer than men who don't. Pucker up guys!
I am sure this applies to meaning ANY loved one in the morning!!!!


Al

Secret Word

PIck a secret word of the day, and every time each of you says it, you have to kiss (or store them up for that evening).

Pididle Kiss

While in the car with your love, look for pididles (a car with only one headlight). When you see one, yell, Pididle, and that means that your love has to kiss you!

FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?

Sex burns 100 calories per 30 min!!!

The first on-screen kiss between two members of the same sex was in Cecil B. DeMille’s 1922 Manslaughter.

The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

Kissing promotes healthy immune system.
Not sure where I read it, but due to the exchange of bacteria your immune system builds up the ability to fight off colds, flu and other viruses.

A good make-out session is always a great way to re-light the fire.
Start soft and sensual and then build, just make sure you avoid getting to sloppy and slobbering.
Just sayin'

Sooky Sooky!

Hey girls out there, ever wondered what to do when your man is kissing you and his tongue is creeping around in your mouth? Well I know a way to have fun and excite him. When ever you have the chance suck on his tongue! It will open his eyes for sure!

Kiss Conversation

When you and your partner are sitting somewhere alone talking, make a rule where in between each sentence you must give a kiss to the other. Then see how long you can keep going.

Kisses kept are wasted;
Love is to be tasted.
There are some you love, I know;
Be not loathe to tell them so.
Lips go dry and eyes grow wet
Waiting to be warmly met.
Keep them not in waiting yet;
Kisses kept are wasted.

Edmund Vance Cooke




Al

Talking Kissies

When having a conversation with your love, sit and listen. While your partner is talking, randomly lean in and kiss them. Make sure the kiss is stunning and powerful. This will improve communications, and is sure to lead to more kisses.

Variation
Don't always kiss the same way. Change it up, lots of little kisses and then sometimes long passionate ones
keeps your intended guessing and more receptive to all your kisses.

Kiss her on her ears she can hear your breath and it makes things more intense

I want to thank you for this thread. I have had some customers say how much it has helped them in their kissing and I have seen a big improvement too!

The Giggle Away

When a guy/girl is trying to kiss you, turn away and give them a little giggle. Do it a couple times just to get them annoyed then plant one on em. After a while it just turns into a cute little game.

Tip of the day..Stay hydrated...no one likes a dry kisser

I would say this as advice....
If you aren't a kisser, best to tell someone early on.
Case in point my ex was not very affectionate in public and it seemed she almost despised being kissed on the lips in public and preferred I kiss her on the cheek. She was weird and would only kiss me in the privacy of our home for some strange reason.

Just sayin' people, it's best to put your preferences out there.

I've been told I was to forceful while kissing

and then Not agressive enough......so it's really

still a mystery to me......I'm just being honest

I like to nibble on the bottom lip !


Yum

A Kiss on the hand means they adore you

These are some meanings of types of kisses for those who are married or have S/O's.
Granted they're from a magazine poll, but none the less very informative as to their mindsets.

A kiss on the hand....a sign of affection.
A kiss on the forehead...a sign they treasure you.
A kiss on the cheek...they can't be trusted (shows avoidance).
A kiss on the lips before leaving...you are on their mind.
A kiss in front of their friends....proud to be with you.

Just sayin' the lips don't lie.

BTW smooches for my favorite Bunny...Tamela Lee, everyday and all day

Mss Tamela Lee is very good at kissing, hugging, cuddling, washing backs and fronts in the Jacuzzi, and all of that other good stuff that makes GFE parties and an overnight with her very enjoyable and unforgettable experiences

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous

When you kiss a woman do it with passion, a bit of spontanaeity and above all else kiss her so that she feels a tingle all over her body. Now that's a kiss she'll remember.

Longest underwater kiss - 2 minutes and 18 seconds in Tokyo, Japan, on Ap 2, 1980

When kissing don't forget that your hands can wander and create other sensations as well.

Remember memory sensors feed on what the body is feeling and so to enhance all that magic give her body an all over sensation.

Damn!! getting all worked up and I'm no where near the BunnyRanch to see Tamela for an outlet for all this sexual tension/energy

Oh well, saving up for her

Are you a good kisser? Do the quiz!

http://www.lifescript.com/quizzesnew/fe ... aign=quizb

Sometimes a kiss on a woman's neck, shoulder or the small of her back can send sensations.
When you can give a woman goosebumps with one kiss and make her feel a sensation like nothing else, then that's a kiss she'll remember.

Found this and thought I'd share!!!


Al

You never know when you will have your last kiss. So never leave with out a kiss goodbye.

Sometimes you just have to seize the moment. When waking with your lover, forget the 'morning breath' and wake them with a soft kiss, then the two of you can go to the bathroom, brush your teeth and then get back to a morning make out session.

I am one to always say a good make out session is overlooked and can add passion and that playful spark.

nudge nudge Tamela, I'm just saying have your lip gloss ready for when I get there.

Pucker up for smooth lips - Exfoliate your lips with a damp toothbrush. Use chapstick or lip balm regularly to prevent chapped lips

Mind your breath - Don't eat onion or garlic if you want to smooch any time soon. We're not just talking during the dinner date, but the night before. Because onion and garlic odors originate from the lungs (not the mouth) and can last for 24 to 48 hours, simple brushing or breath mints won't completely erase the smell.

Mind your meals and watch your dental hygene, it will impact your breath the most.

Clean pearly whites and good dental hygene will make for the best breath for kissing.

Mind your tongue, it is your best friend and worst nightmare. Make sure you are using it enough, but don't try to eat her face while kissing. Let her lead at first, to get a feel of her likes, then take over for her. Girls like what they like, but also like a guy who can take control of a situation.

When you're kissing, if she's not happy you won't get any love.

Forty percent of men say that...a really long, steamy kiss will get them immediately ready for sex. (Thirty percent said that grabbing their crotch will do it. Duh.)

Best way to kiss an ear??

Kiss and...suck on his earlobe for a moment and then trace the outline of the ear with the tip of your tongue.

Get a little creative, make sure her hands are occupied or behind her (either hold them or use a light scarf)
Then start kissing her neck and ear and slowly move to somewhere comfy (couch or bedroom) then take off the scarf and see what happens. Holding back the urge is one sure fire way to ramp it up.

When you're kissing be aware of your partner's movements, the pressure and their breathing. These non-verbals let you know how to escalate the moment and move on to more physical activities.

KissingTip : Brush teeth, no gum, not too much tongue & don't try to swallow their face.

Keep in mind that a kiss needs to speak to the one you're kissing. Pursed lips mean you're uptight or nervous, wet and sloppy means you have no techique (I'm generalizing).

Combine flairs and teases so that your kissing partner wants more and knows you're patient yet you've gotten the message of your intentions later to them.

Sometimes kisses need to linger, not just in the amount of time spent kissing, but there needs to be that special something that lingers in the mind and imagination.

If you know what I'm talking about, you just know. That is a kiss that they keep on re-living over and over in their mind.

How To Kiss: 4 Types Of Kisses Men Love

1. The lip-sucking kiss. This kind of kiss usually occurs during a make-out and it involves gently tugging your partners upper or lower lip. Why do men love it?

"Let's be honest, the lip-sucking kiss is the best. It's the official kiss of ramping-things-up, and simply hints at many more talents and adventures to come." – Jody, 29, Radio Producer

"I actually pair slight lip sucking with very light, barely-touching lip licking. I'm not so much partial to having my own lips licked and sucked, but I'm a big fan of doing it to my girlfriend. It provokes the best kinds of reactions." John, 28, Writer

2. The mid-sex kiss. The mid-sex kiss is just what it sounds like—you're making love and kissing at the same time. Why do men love it?

"Aside from the obvious reason—i.e. you have to be having sex for this kiss to work—it's hot because you're essentially combining one of the most classically romantic acts with one of the dirtiest—if you're doing it right, that is." – Scott, 30, Bartender

3. The simple kiss. The simple kiss is nothing fancy, just a quick smooch on the lips, the cheek, anywhere.

"I love when my wife kisses me anytime of day, nothing sloppy, just a simple kiss. Every time we kiss I smell her lotion and shampoo and it makes me smile." – Andrew, 31, Flight Paramedic

4. The tongue kiss. The tongue kiss is the classic French kiss—slipping your tongue inside the other person's mouth. Why do men love it?

"A good French kiss is as intimate as sex. The eyes-closed, you-tilt-head-this-way-I'll-tilt-mine-this-way, bodies-pressed-together, jaws-stretching, tongue-darting, hands-roving, butt-clenched back-and-forth is one of life's sweetest, simplest, most honest pleasures. There's magic in a good kiss. There's an articulation and intuition-by-feel in a passionate kiss that no amount of talking or sex can replicate. " – Tom, 31, Comedian

The Welcome Back Kiss inspired for Tamela Lee's return

Start slow, a hug turns to an embrace, gaze in their eyes and a few small pecks another hug with a prolonged embrace and some whispers. Then gazing into each others' eyes again a longer kiss, then tilt the head and a longing kiss and slowly slip a flicking tongue in and let your hands caress and kiss deep, passionate and erotic so that both of you forget what time it is.

One of my favorite things to do in the middle of a good long, passionate kiss is to use a hand at the small of the back just a little firm pressure to pull her into me, then run my hand up the curve or the spine. like a good gent never too high though

Start slow, soft and sensual and if the signals are right turn the heat up and slowly put your tongue near their lips and if they part slowly delve in, don't go all "Jaws" on her and act like you're going to eat her face off, just a hint.

I had a wonderful idea inspired by Tamela, to kiss with different foods in our mouths. I'm think semi liquids would be best, like chocolate syrup.

Has anyone tried kissing and sharing food? If so what foods work best? Any ideas?

Maybe mini marshmallows or cake? Honey? bits of fruit?

Anyone else think this is a hot idea?

That sounds super tasty

Take it easy

This moment should feel like it is moving in slow motion. There is nothing that will turn a woman off faster than a guy who moves too quickly, especially if this is the very first time you are even going to kiss her. So relax, take a deep breath and make the moment last. Enjoy it and appreciate every second of it.

Start out with soft kisses, and as she gets more involved make them longer kisses and take her non-verbal cues so that you know it's okay to let your hands wander and enhance the kiss.

Standing behind her sweep her hair to the side and start kissing her down her neck. Kiss her jaw as you turn her to face you. Take it from there. So passionate

The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

Good thing its mostly good bacteria!!

Brush your teeth and use a good mouth wash at least 30 minutes before you expect to kiss someone, it gives your mouth time to adjust and not be too over powering. If you need something quick, pop a mint in your mouth.


Give her some passion
A light embrace, a kiss on the lips, pull her in, whisper in her ear (something about her, or your pet name for her), and then kiss her neck a few times and then back to her face and give her a long kiss that tells her she is the spark that lights your fire.

Always gets my motor started!!!!!

I love kissing you no one does it with such passion this time I get to enjoy an unrushed party and I will be Kissing you all over.

Mine too!!

Awe i love to be kissed on my back and neck

Is there any part of your body you don't like kissed?

Ummmmm my eyeball lol

I love it when you say "yes" and "please" hehe, couldn't say no to that request.

I am very polite Then I say FUCK!! lol a lot

kisses!!!

MUAH!!! love u too darling!!! xoxoxo