Does size matter?
Posted by Sable Renae on March 20, 2017
Hi! I’m Sable Renae and I am a legal courtesan at the Sagebrush Ranch in Carson City, Nevada. I’m also an adult film performer, so I have had my fair share of Mother Nature’s plethora of penis sizes and shapes. I get missives and pictures from all over. On the Bunny Ranch Message board, Twitter, Facebook, ect. Pictures of all sorts of “equipment.” Big ones, little ones, circumcised, un-circumcised, every color, every race, every creed, and all these penises belong to men who all with the same question…”Is it big enough?”
So, in order to put your mind at ease, here are some things you should know. Most males, at some time in their lives, worry about whether they are “big enough.” Many women also wonder whether bigger is better.
Dr. David Buss and his colleague Dr. Cindy Meston wrote a wonderful book called Why Women Have Sex. In it, they discuss penis size and sexual satisfaction. Their results may surprise you.
First, some penis facts…
The average penis ranges from 5 to 6 inches in length when erect.The penis averages 3 to 4 inches in length when flaccid, or non-erect. Contrary to popular belief, penis length is not closely related to height. In a study of over three hundred flaccid penises, the largest was 5.5 inches long (about the size of a bratwurst sausage) and belonged to a
5’7-inch tall man. The smallest non-erect penis was 2.25 inches long (about the size of a breakfast sausage) and attached to a stocky 5’1-inch tall man.
Does size really matter to women? More Importantly…does it matter to us working girls?
When people talk about penis size, they are usually referring to penis length. But according to one study, penis width is more important in determining if a potential mate “measures up.”
Psychologist Russell Eisenman and his fellow researchers at the University of Texas in Edinburg asked 50 sexually active university women whether penis length or penis width was more important for their sexual satisfaction. 45 out of 50 women said that width was more important. Only five said length felt better and none said they were unable to tell the difference.
Now that being said. I know for me there is “Everyday Cock”, “Special Occasion Cock”, and “Once in a lifetime Cock.” If you fall into the ranges of the Average Male which is 5 to 6 inches, honey I want to see you everyday! We are going to have a LOT of fun!! If you are 6 and 1/2 to 8 inches well then you are that “Special Occasion” for me… lots of foreplay and lube and ……OH MY that was a grand time that I will cherish on those nights when I haven’t had any and really need that naughty fantasy to take the edge off. Now if you are bigger than 8 inches….you my friend are that ONCE IN A LIFETIME!
A Rollicking good time…BUT I may need some prep work for this one.
LOTS and LOTS of foreplay and toys and LUBE on my the LUBE!! I-am-not-going-to-be-walking-normal-for-a-while LUBE!
“But,” you say, “I’m not any of those things” with a frown. Never fear my sweet. See, while everyone out there is focused on length, they forget girth is also a factor. Studies have shown that a wider penis provides greater clitoral stimulation during sexual intercourse as well as more stimulation of the outer, most sensitive portion of the vagina. So smaller but with more girth is actually more fun. So although you may, and I state may not be John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Even Stone, or any of the other male actors out there in the adult industry…if it is wider than a sausage, we are going to have a TERRIFIC TIME!
“BUT, BUT SABLE,” you say with a blush and a tear, “I don’t have even that!” Never fear sweetheart. I have the knowledge and the desire for “not even that.” See, I know ways to compensate for “not even that,” and I will teach you everything you need to know. You, my dear sweet embarrassed darling, can pleasure yourself and me with positions and techniques you’ve probably never thought of, and I am more than happy to show them to you. As they said in that T.V. show: “We have the tools, We have the Technology” — and because I am a professional, I invest heavily and wholeheartedly in learning about all of the different ways to please YOU. (Which, consequently, pleases me.)
SO…….NO MATTER THE SIZE, the girth, the color, ect…we are going to have a GOOD time. That I promise!