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Ask for Two Girls and You Shall Receive – Plenty of Sex!

In my profession as a courtesan, I am what is known as a Giver or a Pleaser. If you come to see me, I will do my best to provide you with so much pleasure, in so many ways, that you’ll leave exhausted, ecstatic, and anticipating our next meeting. I’ll leave you with such strong impressions that whenever your thoughts turn to sex—and most people think about sex most of the time—a mental picture of me will likely pop up in your imagination. If you have a really creative mind, I may become a figure in your dreams. I’ll be so happy if I do, because that will mean I’ve done for you what you need: brought warmth, erotic fun, and sexual playfulness to your life. In other businesses, most clients are satisfied if you deliver the goods on time; in my business, it’s my joy to bring you to the heights of climactic rapture.

Pantera (right) and Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Have a look at my lush body—and that of my friend, Randy Ryder, who is to my left in the above picture. Our body types can be described by the Yiddish term zaftig, which means “alluringly plump, curvaceous, buxom” and, especially, “juicy.” We have big boobs, big butts, and are all-round all-female. If you book a two-girl party with us, what you will get is comfort, warmth, and magnificently muscular thighs between which are soft, receptive pussies that welcome the penetration of hard cocks, eager male or female fingers (or tongues), or the pressure of a woman’s hot cunt as we scissor-grip a sister.

The chemistry of two girls like us, with our similar body types, can be heady for men or women. For one thing, we can offer erotic variations on the old expression, “Two heads are better than one.” First, that means two sexy imaginations are thinking up dirty things to do to you. And second, you gain the advantage of two girls working simultaneously on pleasing you. If you’re a girl, you can sit on one of our faces and get your clitty licked while the other fingers your pussy from behind. (Screaming with joy is definitely allowed.) And if you’re a guy, one of us can jerk your dick up good and hard, then hold it tightly while the other sucks you off—and vice versa.

Then there is the famous “pussy pile”; what happens is that one of us lays on her back while the other assumes the female-superior position above, then adjusts herself so our pussies align. Just like the old advertising slogan, “Double your pleasure, double your fun!” Just aim your hard cock, and slide it into whichever hole you like. Some guys like to switch back and forth every few strokes, and other guys like to linger awhile grinding away. Some guys like to shut their eyes, popping in and popping out, making a fun game to trying to guess, “Pussy, pussy, which pussy am I in?” And if you want to stick your thumb in one of us while slamming away at the other, be our guest!

Now if you’re a bi-curious or gay lady, you can finger-bang one of us while licking the other. Or just lick us both in one long, luxurious tongue-lashing. Now, if you’re a couple seeking a foursome, the woman companion of the man can grab his hard shaft, give him some quick sucks, then plug him into us, back and forth, gently stroking his scrotum while he fucks our pussies. Some men are surprised at how excited their lady friend gets from watching them hump our muscular, grip-tight cunts. Some women will drip some lube on one of their fingers, then suddenly slide it right up their man’s ass just before he’s about to spurt (women can always can tell by the distinctive, and funny, facial expressions their guys make in the last seconds before ejaculation). Some men groan deeply, some howl like wolves, and some just go, “Wow!” The she pulls him out and lets him cum in her mouth. For some couples, that’s the first time that’s happened, and you know the hubby or boyfriend will start to ask to finish off in her mouth when they get home.

For the girls, we like to teach them about female ejaculation—the way you can forcefully stimulate the Bartholin’s glands in the vagina that produce lubrication to make that natural wet stuff just shoot out at the moment of orgasm. It works for bi-curious, gay, or straight women, and so many of them appreciate learning this skill. You might have to launder the bed sheets a little more often, but its well worth it for the enormously powerful effect that female ejaculation has on a woman’s sexuality. A lot of women have never heard of it before, and are ecstatic to discover that their sexuality has even more varieties of pleasure to offer them. It’s great to be a woman!

And, of course, it’s great to be a man, especially when we blindfold a male client and play “Gotcha!” with his cock. The object of this sex came is to see how often he guesses correctly which of us is sucking him. There are no losers in this game; everybody wins. We get to demonstrate the plethora of our oral skills, like licking his shaft fully with our tongues or tickling it with their tips; running our manicured fingernails slowly up the underside of his cock (which always elicits deep moans from men); deep-throating him; hard-sucking him with our mouths full of cool water or Champagne, then making loud popping sounds as we detatch; and—one of our favorite moves—one girl jacking him while the other blows him, up-and-down, up-and-down.

Finally, when he’s fully stiff, the head of his cock all purple and fully inflated, we get up on the bed doggy-style, and he rams into our puffy pussies like a madman who hasn’t had sex in weeks. Sometimes he blows his load into one of us, and, more often you’d think, he stays hard after the first climax, plunges full-length into the other girl, and cums a second time. It shows why we’re such a powerful pair of lovers. So call us to book your two-girl party NOW. Your Johnson will thank you!

Pantera

Built for seduction and catering to men, women and couples searching for an exhilarating sensual experience, Pantera is a luxury courtesan currently featured at Dennis Hof's world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch near Reno, Nevada.

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Couples — Let Me Be Your Sex Teacher!

There are many kinds of therapists. Some provide emotional support, some physical therapy, some instruct you in the positions of yoga, and so forth. I am what you might call an Intimacy Therapist. I will show you, as well as your wife or girlfriend, together or separately, how to add so much more affinity and affection to your sex life. No matter how long you’ve been lovers, and how successful and satisfying your love life has been, I can help you make it even better than you thought it could be.

Let’s start with foreplay. Simply put, it takes a woman’s body longer to get fully ready for sex. And some men have considered that fact to be a hindrance or an inconvenience. They get hard and horny fast, and a man can barely wait to penetrate his lady’s tight pussy and start stroking away madly. And it’s true that sometimes this method works for women too; it’s called “surprise sex,” and you often see it depicted in movies, with the amorous couple tearing themselves out of their clothing and flopping wildly on a bed. The woman’s head jerks back passionately as the man opens her legs and rams himself right in. They grunt and groan until their climaxes shake them. But the key to understanding how surprise sex works is that, usually, there has been a tremendous buildup of sexual tension between the couple beforehand. Their hearts are pounding, their blood is up, he’s rock-hard and she’s soaking wet where it counts. Surprise sex can be dirty fun, but it’s not always the way to go.

Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Anyway, back to foreplay. It should be part of a man’s sexual education to learn how to tenderly handle a woman’s body, but although some men do very well at stimulating a woman’s sexuality, other men may lack knowledge of what to do, or need a refresher course. That’s where I come in—or, should I say, cum in. I have the experience of hundreds of sexual encounters with men and women. I can serve as your go-between to bring you together for astounding sex.

Our session will begin with disrobing. As we stand there naked, you, the man, will live the dream: two beautiful women, their breasts rising and falling with each breath, waiting for you to caress them all over. You can start with me or your lady friend, and I’ll show you tricks like how gently tickling a girl’s rib cage can make her nipples stiff, and how gently rubbing your palms over her erect nips can make her groan, her back arch, and her buttocks tighten. Your penis will rise like the sun in the morning. I’ll position you behind her body or mine, your dick resting in the crack of the ass. I’ll tell you to draw her or me close to you, close your eyes, and let your hands—and imagination—wander over the smooth, sensuous peaks and valleys of the female body. Think the pussy is the only sexual part? Think again. Draw in the scents of hair and skin. Stroke and kiss the neck. Run your fingers down the arms to the delicate hands. Cup and massage the boobies. Let them down gently and stroke the belly and circle the navel with a fingertip. Travel further south and pet the pubic hair. Feel its softness? Just below is the flower of desire. Stroke its lips, and let your middle finger find the clitoris. Gently massage it. It’s every woman’s hot button, her sex trigger. But it’s delicate, so don’t be rough.

I’ll ask you to perform these caresses on me and your lover. Neither of you should worry about jealousy. I’m here to bring you closer together, not drive you apart. After we complete the first part, I’ll get us girls up on the bed, on our backs or doggie style, but either way our pussies will be open and ready for finger-banging. I’ll be wet by now, but if your girl is still a little nervous and needs some help, I’ve got plenty of slippery lubricant for you to use on her. You’ll kneel between us, and slowly insert your middle and ring fingers into our pussies (that’s because those two fingers equal the size of most men’s cock shafts). We’ll all get a thrill, because when a woman’s getting ready for sex, her vaginal canal will lengthen and relax, ready to receive the penis. Sensing that lengthening—the pussy silently saying, “I want cock,” is one of the biggest thrills a man can experience.

Now, explore inside us with your fingers. There used to be a silly argument among doctors about whether clitoral or vaginal stimulation was more important to a woman’s pleasure and orgasm. The answer: They both work. A well-fingered box is the best sex toy you’ll ever experience. If you take the time to “really love that pussy,” you’ll see the erotic transformation that good men hope for—a woman gone crazy with lust, and eager to jack, lick, and deeply suck your cock like mad.

Maybe your girl will go first, gripping your joint and vacuuming it with her mouth, cock-hungry as hell. She’ll do amazing things with her lips and tongue, giving you so much pleasure you’ll think your eyes will roll back in your head. Or maybe I’ll go first, because I have learned enough oral techniques to bring a guy as close to shooting his load as possible, and ready to fuck. Your lady friend will watch as I service you, slurping your shaft greedily, getting that glazed look in the eyes of overwhelming horniness. Maybe she’ll join me in cock-worship, and you’ll feel like a king.

Then it will be time to fuck. When two well-prepared women take control of your dick, you’ll think you’ve come under the spell of goddesses drunk with erotic power. We will ride you hard, pumping our pussies up and down wildly; we will get up on all fours, beg you to stick it inside us balls-deep and ram away like a man-machine; and, when you’re ready, your lady will gasp, “Cum in me! Cum in me now!” and you’ll feel the most incredible buildup of preorgasmic tension until you suddenly ejaculate so much cum your anus will contract, your cock will pump stream after stream—You will be completely drained, sweaty, and faint with happy exhaustion.

I’ve given so many of my clients memories like this to share, and new sex skills to enjoy at home. I’m Randy Ryder—why not make me part of your Wild West experience?

Randy Ryder

A sexy, blue-eyed, big-booty brunette with a great smile and a warm personality, Randy Ryder is the VIP companion who specializes in being your secret girlfriend. Randy is currently a full-time dream-maker at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Why Couples Seek Encounters with Sex Workers

Sex in our society is a taboo subject – especially when it comes to sex with more than one person, and couples inviting an additional person into the proverbial marital bed. However, the past few decades have brought a resurgence of sexual exploration, including a new found interest in threesomes. There are countless reasons for the interest in three-way sex, including the ongoing popularity of the swinger lifestyle, but the fact still remains: Couples are coming out to the ranches in droves, looking to fulfill their fantasies of having an additional partner in the bedroom.

It makes perfect sense to bring a legal sex worker into bed with you and your partner. Here are just a few common reasons:

1. It’s Legal and Safe

Each lady working at a legal brothel undergoes an extensive background check prior to working at the ranches, so you can feel comfortable around your lady of choice. Additionally, we undergo medical testing each week, ensuring that your encounter here is risk free. The number one fear of bringing in another partner is that they may have an unknown STI. By visiting a ranch lady to meet your desires, you no longer have to worry about that risk.

2. It’s Discreet

Couples often are concerned about neighborly gossip- What will the neighbors think, if we bring home another lady? This is a serious concern for many, as it is perfectly normal to value one’s privacy. When you and your partner come to the ranch, you know that your identity is safe and secure. Our billing process is equally discreet, for your benefit and protection.

3. It’s Professional

When you need your teeth cleaned, you make an appointment with your dentist. In the same fashion, when you’re looking to have your sexual desires met, it makes perfect sense to hire a professional. Many ladies, including myself, welcome and enjoy spending time with couples. In fact, I have a number of glowing reviews from couples I have spent time with. When you already have an established relationship with someone, it can be difficult for a third person to navigate their way into the dynamic. With me, thats never an issue. I always take the time before our party to talk to both parties- jointly and separately, as to what their wishes, wants, and desires are for the encounter. We also go over any limitations that you may have, so that you can lay back, relax, and enjoy our encounter.

4. It’s a Bucket List Item

Many men, and women consider the act of having a threesome to be a major bucket list item! It’s like anything else in life that you want to experience- you seek out the best way to make that happen, and plan ahead. By e-mailing the lady you are interested in before your appointment, you have the chance to get to know them better, and discover common interests.

5. It’s Life Changing

There is no better way to get to know yourself and your partner more intimately in the bedroom. You’ll be surprised to discover new sexual pleasures you can give each other, as well as discover new things about your own sexual interests. Couples often tell me that having an encounter with a legal sex worker was just the thing their relationship needed. It brings an added spark to the bedroom, something new and different!

I encourage any couples considering an encounter with me to e-mail me, so we can begin discussing our time together. I personally respond to all e-mails, and will happily take the time to answer all of your questions. If you’re looking to surprise your spouse with an encounter- just let me know, and I’ll help you plan everything. A beautiful woman, willing and waiting for your significant other in bed is one of the best presents I can think of to give someone. No matter what you have in mind, I promise we will find a way to make your fantasies come to fruition, and have an incredible time doing so!

Are you ready for your first threesome as a couple?

Many couples have concerns when looking for their first three-some adventure. These are very valid, and are worth talking to your partner about in advance. I always encourage my couples to express their personal desires to each other, as well as to me. Are there any particular positions that you have in mind? Are there specific boundaries that you aren’t comfortable with? Are both of you 100% on board with the idea of a threesome? Keep in mind that a threesome encounter can change your sex life for the better- so long as everyone is genuinely interested in the experience. If one of you are hesitant, or have concerns, do take the time before your appointment to address those things. The most common pitfall in my experience is when both partners aren’t on board with a threesome. If you’re already having marital issues, a threesome isn’t going to be a magic fix. Instead, consider spending time together without a third and working on that aspect of your relationship before bringing in the new dimension of an additional partner.

If you and your partner are devoted to each other, and ready to explore new sexual possibilities, proceed ahead to your encounter!

Top Must-Do things Prior to Your Three-Way Adventure:

1. Set Boundaries

Common examples include ‘no vaginal intercourse’, ‘no french kissing’, and establishing protocols to stop all activity. You can even write these out, and bring them with you. It’s important that you make it clear what is off-limits for the sex worker. Of course, I can help you sort these out when we get together.

2. Trust me, and each other

You’re visiting with a sex worker because you trust each other and have a bond so strong, and a relationship so stable, that you’re willing to enhance your sex life by adding another sexual participant. Now it’s time to trust in the experience of your sex worker, and let her guide you on your exciting and sensuous journey. While every threesome experience is unique and special, it’s important to understand that your sex worker intimately understands three-way sex. This isn’t her first rodeo. She knows all of the emotional and physical cues to look for, and is well versed in a variety of positions and techniques. Let her help you decide the most comfortable approach to this experience so that all parties involved could have the most intense and pleasurable erotic experience imaginable.

3. Arrive Early

I always welcome and encourage my couples to arrive prior to our set appointment time, so we can spend some time beforehand together in the parlor. We can have a couple of drinks, sit, talk, and get to know each other better. It’s very important to me that both of you are feeling comfortable before we enter the bedroom. We will take as long as you both need to settle in and relax before the festivities begin!

Alice Little

Alice Little is a 4’8” red-headed cutie with a super-fit, all-natural body -- but don’t let her small stature deceive you. This friendly firebox is a pocket-sized sexual powerhouse with unparalleled lovemaking skills. A part-time girlfriend coveted by both men and women, Alice will make you feel right at home at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Threesome: The Most Sought After Sexual Fantasy

When someone visits me in America’s Red Light District for the first time, one of the questions I like to ask is “What’s the #1 sexual fantasy you’d like to fulfill, but haven’t been able to?”

Hands down, the top answer is a Two Girl Encounter, otherwise known as a Threesome or Three-Way Sex Party.

Why is this such a common desire, and what makes having two women in bed so special? A number of different factors often are the cause. We often see conquering two ladies in bed at the same time as being something worthy of praise – something that every man must experience at least once in their life. I agree wholeheartedly! There’s nothing like having two beautiful women on either side of you, both focused on you, lavishing you with attention. With that being said, the most common follow up question I get is “so how does a two girl party actually work?” I want to go through those details with you, step by step, so that when you do come in to have a threesome, you’re ready to go!

First, the three of us enter the room together after negotiating out the details. The negotiation always comes before the party, and involves all three parties. This is where we go over any special requests that you may have, and decide on how long we would like to spend together. Most gentleman find that longer encounters work better for them, so that we can explore all the variations and different positions. Once in the room, I always like to start things off with a sexy two-girl strip tease. Piece by piece, we will slowly and seductively slide out of our dress, revealing matching lingerie underneath. Piece of piece, this too slowly comes off, and ends up with our dresses on the floor. Now its your turn. Together, we reach across your belt, loosening your shirt before sliding it over your head. Four hands, two on each side, slide down your exposed body, kissing along the skin there. Sounds enticing, doesn’t it?

Now we head to the bed, one lady on each side, and you in the middle of us both. Foreplay with two is incredible: hands wandering up and down each others bodies, caressing and touching every inch. Exploring and discovering what brings the other pleasure. The focus can be solely on you, or we ladies can tantalize you by playing with each other. Lips trailing down necks, kissing over collarbones, fingers lightly playing over each others curves. Perhaps we can bring some toys into the room- like a Feather. Slowly we tease each other, and you – bringing on warm ripples of arousal and pleasure. With one on each side, we slowly can make our way down your chest, past your hips, to give you a double oral encounter. Tongues and fingers meet to create a perfect harmony, seamlessly working together for your enjoyment.

When we do arrive at intercourse, the positions are limitless. Perhaps you are on your knees, while one lady is positioned doggy style in front of you, while the other is behind, kissing your neck and rubbing your shoulders. Perhaps instead we are on top, where you are on your back – one straddling your face, while the other rides you. So many incredible options to explore! You can see why taking our time is so important to really get the full enjoyment out of this experience.

Afterwards, the three of us will soak in one of the lavishly large jacuzzi tubs, and maybe share some drinks. A massage is an absolute must as well – four hands to work on your muscles, relaxing you after an incredible encounter. If we’re still feeling playful, we can always keep the fun going with some continued foreplay in the tub! Another option we have is to simply relax, cuddle up, and enjoy each others presence and warmth. My favorite part of two girl parties is that the energy is multiplicative – it simply grows and grows, with all three of us adding to it. Sexual heights become that much higher. Pleasure becomes that must more pleasurable. Sensuality becomes that much more sensuous. You’ll be amazed at the huge difference just one additional body (and soul) can create.

The best piece of advice I can offer to someone seeking a two girl encounter is this: Select one lady, and then allow her to suggest a second playmate. You’re going to have a much better time when the ladies already are familiar with each other, and have established chemistry. Together, we will explore new depths and heights of arousal and pleasure. As they say: one is fun, but two is better! I invite you and encourage you to contact me with any additional questions, and to schedule a two girl encounter of your own. It’s an absolute bucket list must, and I’m going to make sure your threesome experience is one that is unforgettable.

Pictured: Alice Little & Roxanne Price

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